My cat has become a sperm

Chapter 105

Xu Miao looked at the bewildered, surprised, dazed, shocked and unpredictable expression of the kidnapper who was hung up on the phone, and felt that the other party was a little pitiful.He thought he would be able to solve a cat abuse case, but he didn't expect that he was just a kidnapper looking for money.

I don't know if it was the first time this person was kidnapped, but he only extorted 30 yuan. With his net worth, he only extorted 30 yuan. The chocolates he bought that are still piled up in the warehouse are almost the same amount.After extorting so little, Yan Shuo rejected him. Xu Miao didn't know whether to pity the child, and waited for the next step to be gentle.

Tian Hai, who was being pitied by Xu Miao, turned his head to look at the cat that had been silent since he kidnapped him, frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "Your master is too heartless, you don't even give 30, can he? Don’t want your money tree anymore?”

30, just a little bit of salary, he didn't even ask for more, is that man out of his mind, is such a cat that can lay golden eggs really not afraid of being killed?

After Tian Hai was puzzled, he suddenly thought of something, and looked at Xu Miao in shock: "Could it be that your master bought you a huge amount of insurance, and if you have an accident, he can get a large amount of insurance money?"

Tian Hai thought of Yan's casual attitude towards this cat, leaving a cat that was obviously able to lay golden eggs casually on the set without anyone watching it, which was obviously unreasonable, and suddenly felt that he was the truth!

So he looked at Xu Miao with a pitiful face and shook his head: "Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that the surnamed Yan was that kind of person, and I don't know what kind of shit happened to him. With you, if you want to be my cat, If you can help me make money like this, then I will definitely treat you like an ancestor every day, as if you are so tight-eyed that you will feel distressed even if you lose a hair, why are you not my cat?"

Xu Miao rolled his eyes silently in his heart, he has such a perfect excrement officer as Shuo Shuo, who wants such a cat thief.

Changes are worse than plans, the dream of getting rich was shattered because of Yan Shuo's words, and all the good things he had imagined before were all shattered. Tian Hai couldn't even accept it for a while.

And if Yan Shuo really called the police for the insurance policy, and the police came to investigate him, then he didn't know how long he would be sentenced for the crime of stealing a cat.Tian Hai couldn't help recalling the process of him stealing the cat. He specially chose a place behind the set without a camera, and the cat never barked along the way, so it probably didn't attract anyone's attention.He even picked the day when the cat was only available for half a day to steal it, just to delay the time when it was discovered that the cat was missing.He had planned so much and implemented it so smoothly, but he met a shit-shoveling officer who didn't play his cards according to common sense!

For a moment, Tian Hai even wanted to kill the cat and send it to Yan Shuo to vent his hatred, but that was just a moment of angry thought. Although he is not a good person, he is ignorant, cheating and abducting without a word of truth , but growing up so big, he has killed mosquitoes and trampled cockroaches, not even chickens, ducks and fish.

Looking at the cat obediently sitting on the table with his hands and feet bound, Tian Hai pulled his hair irritably. Could it be that he still wants to quietly bring the cat back to the set as if nothing happened.

After thinking for a long time, Tian Hai still couldn't swallow this breath. Since that Yan Shuo didn't want the cat anymore, he wouldn't return the cat, but it's impossible to keep it by himself. This cat is so special, if someone recognizes him It's troublesome, and you have to spend money to buy cat food, which is not worth the candle.

After several struggles, Tian Hai untied the rope that bound Xu Miao, then took his neck skin and threw it outside the door: "Since your master doesn't want you, and is unwilling to spend money to redeem you, you will be a stray cat from now on." Bar."

Anyway, if he can't get the money, then Yan Shuo can't even try to get the cat back!

I didn't expect the plot to develop like this. Xu Miao sat outside the door in a daze, and was thrown out like this?They haven't had a fight yet. Why did that guy toss for so long? This kidnapping is too casual. If Yan Shuo said he wouldn't give money, wouldn't he call again to ask, or find the crew? It’s okay to ask for money, but give up after being rejected once?

Xu Miao couldn't help but look back at the closed door. This IQ is a kidnapper, no wonder it's like this.

Quietly found a place where no one was around, Xu Miao transformed into a tender little handsome boy, took out clothes from his small space and put them on, and only took out his mobile phone when he walked out of the community. Yan Shuo called.

Before answering the phone over there, Xu Miao yelled out aggrievedly: "You don't want me for 30!"

Yan Shuo's chuckle came from the phone: "Hey, where are you, I'll pick you up."

Xu Miao looked around and saw that it was an unfamiliar place, she pouted and said, "I don't know where this is either."

Yan Shuo said: "I have located you, you can find a place to eat nearby and wait for me, don't stand stupidly by the side of the road basking in the sun, is the person who kidnapped you still alive?"

Xu Miao snorted: "Dead! The dead can't die anymore!"

Yan Shuo smiled, and promised to take him to eat barbecue later, in exchange for a few grunts from his little cat, and then hung up the phone.

The phone here just hung up, and the crew called again. I didn't see the cat in the afternoon, and I didn't see Yan Shuo go to pick it up, so I whistled and searched for it all afternoon, so I was a little panicked. Shuo called.

Yan Shuo apologized to the other side, saying that he saw his cat playing outside when he went to pick it up, so he came back without going in to say hello, and caused them trouble.

When the crew heard that the cat was not lost, they were greatly relieved. If the cat was lost, it would be a heavy loss.

Yan Shuo hung up the phone, then picked up the car keys to pick up the troublesome little fairy.

When Yan Shuo drove to the place where Xu Miao was, Xu Miao had already eaten two large eight-inch cakes, and was secretly photographed by the cake shop clerk, from the beautiful boy in the beginning to the amazing big stomach Wang's transformation will stunned the people who coveted his beauty.

When the last piece of cake was half eaten, Yan Shuo opened the door and came in. Xu Miao dropped the fork and threw himself on Yan Shuo, hanging on him all of a sudden: "I've been waiting for you for a long time, why? So slow."

Yan Shuo patted his head: "This is already outside the third ring road, and the distance is a bit far, but I think you are enjoying your meal."

Xu Miao pulled Yan Shuo to his seat, forked a piece of cake and stuffed it into Yan Shuo's mouth: "Try it, it's delicious, the store said what kind of milk or oil they use, anyway it's Good stuff, it's different from the coquettish sluts in those chain stores outside."

Yan Shuo pinched his face: "If you learn it from where, you can't speak uncivilized."

Xu Miao hummed twice and didn't answer Yan Shuo's words. If he said that he learned from the Internet, then Yan Shuo would definitely restrict him from going online.After eating up the remaining cakes in two or three bites, Xu Miao packed up and took away all the large cakes in stock in the store, and then left with Yan Shuo contentedly.

On the way, before he started to question Yan Shuo Xingshi, he was restrained by Yan Shuo: "Why did you follow that person?" An ordinary person wants to catch the cat spirit, but Mengmeng does not cooperate, which is obviously impossible.

Xu Miao couldn't help but regretted and said: "I thought he was the kind of cat abuser. Isn't there a lot of cat abusers on the Internet? They catch stray cats, steal other people's cats, and make money by making cat abuse videos. , I just want to see if that guy is also abusing cats, if he is, I will scratch him to death!"

Seeing his dissatisfied appearance, Yan Shuo snorted softly: "In the end, he just kidnapped and blackmailed."

As soon as kidnapping and extortion were mentioned, Xu Miao thought of 30 yuan. As soon as he opened his mouth, Yan Shuo said again: "Do you know what mistake you made today?"

Xu Miao subconsciously reflected on himself with a guilty conscience, but he really couldn't figure out what mistake he had made.

Yan Shuo said in a very serious tone: "Although the celestial masters of human beings live in harmony with your orthodox demons who have good demon certificates and do not offend each other, they cannot stand up to those people with ulterior motives. Become an ordinary person, you foolishly go with others, do you know how dangerous it is!"

Xu Miao couldn't help but argue: "That person is really an ordinary person."

Yan Shuo glanced at him: "Can you guarantee that you can see through all the celestial masters?"

Xu Miao really didn't dare to say such a guarantee, he hadn't had many celestial masters himself, and now he didn't know whether the human celestial masters were high or low, so he shrank his head and stopped talking.

It's a pity that he didn't speak, but Yan Shuo didn't intend to let him go like this: "Mengmeng, now you have a family, what if that person is a celestial master with evil intentions today, but you follow him like an ordinary person?" Let's go, if you fall into that person's trap, have you ever thought about what I will do? Naturally, I can't watch you being taken away and ignore it. I will try my best to find you. Maybe the person who took you away In order to prevent future troubles, I will kill me, do you think I have the ability to compete with the celestial master?"

Xu Miao shook his head quickly, Yan Shuo didn't practice, how could he be the opponent of those celestial masters.

Yan Shuo glanced at him again: "Fortunately, the person who kidnapped you today was motivated by money. If something really happens, have you thought about the consequences?"

Xu Miao couldn't help drooping her ears when she was scolded by Yan Shuo, and she was also frightened by the possibility Yan Shuo said: "I'm sorry, I didn't think so much, don't be angry, I won't be casual in the future Go with people, ordinary people or extraordinary people."

Yan Shuo stopped under the red light at the intersection, turned to look at Xu Miao and said, "You promise?"

Xu Miao nodded again and again: "I promise!"

Yan Shuo said: "To make sure you have a long memory, go back and write twenty copybooks."

Xu Miao, who was forced to write at least five pages a day and wanted to cry, nodded without daring to resist.

Jumping to the green light, Yan Shuo pushed the accelerator to speed up and drove towards home, but there was a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, what a silly little cat.