My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 20

Later, Lu Mo asked Yuan Zhengwu to take away some of Yan Su's and Sweet Potato's hair and blood, as well as Yan Su's horoscope. When he left, he promised firmly that he would be able to find out the reason why Yan Su's soul left his body.

Although Yuan Zhengwu was asked, Lu Mo did not give up trying other methods, even though none of these attempts worked.

After the weather turned cold, Lu Mo still took Yan Su out for a walk every day, but Yan Su had never walked on the ground again. He was always hidden in his clothes by Lu Mo, and only the cat's head was exposed. Looking at it from a distance, Lu Mo Mo is like a tall female kangaroo.

The cat has been wandering for so long, and people in the community are used to the combination of a tall adult man and a dark kitten every night, and some cat friends and dog friends even greet him, Lu Mo They all nodded seriously to each other.

Yan Su proposed that going out was not to increase the amount of exercise, but to not want to be out of touch with the society for too long. Going out every day to have a look is probably the only comfort I can give myself. After chatting, Yan Su often went out and wandered around, and when he returned home, he couldn't wait to find the PAD and type out all the words he had saved on the road for Lu Mo to read.

This day, Lu Mo still went out with his cat in his arms, and when he was halfway there, he received a call from the courier. He was at a loss: "I didn't buy anything."

The courier clearly read out his address and phone number, and they were all right. Yan Su poked his head out of his clothes and meowed twice, and Lu Mo also understood. Maybe it was Yan Su who started a new skill and learned how to shop online. .

Lu Mo didn't take a walk after taking the express delivery. Yan Su urged Lu Mo to go home one after another. When he got home, he scratched the tape on the express box with his paw. Lu Mo weighed the box and asked him: "Do you want to open it yourself or not?" I come?"

Yan Su looked at the shallow nail prints on the tape, and silently pushed the box towards his hand.

Lu Mo asked while driving, "What did you buy?"

Yan Su stopped typing, just squatted beside him and stared at him opening the box.

Lu Mo took out something like a remote control and a square box from the box: "What is this?"

Yan Su put his head under the box.

"Is that so?" Lu Mo put the strap on the box around Yan Su's neck, and opened the manual: "Pet translator..."

Looking at Yan Su who was fiddled with the translator with his paws in great interest, Lu Mo was suddenly snatched by the switch in his hand by Sweet Potato. Sweet Potato seemed to be very interested in this colorful thing. With a "beep--", he was so frightened that he threw the remote control with a flick of his hand.

Lu Mo only had time to scold him, and just as he picked up the remote control on the ground, he heard a mechanical child's voice behind him: "Mom, I'm hungry."

Yan Su: ...

Lu Mo felt that his expression must be the same as that of Sweet Potato, and the two turned their heads to look at the cat on the table in shock.

Yan Su opened his mouth: "Meow."

Horn around the neck: "Mom, I love you so much."

Lu Mo couldn't find the right words to answer for a while, and always felt that no matter what he said now, he was admitting his identity as "mother"...

The air fell into an eerie silence...

Yan Su silently typed on the iPad: "Wori!!!"

Lu Mo also silently typed on the phone: "Translator?"

Yan Su became angry from embarrassment, raised his paw and scratched the horn on his neck twice, and meowed anxiously.

Loudspeaker: "I'm so angry!"

"Pfft..." Lu Mo's voice trembled a little: "I guess the translation is correct..."

Yan Su anxiously turned around and didn't dare to meow casually anymore, and typed angrily: "Turn this thing off!"

Lu Mo laughed enough before pressing the power off button. After pressing for a few seconds, the indicator light on the remote control was still on. He looked at Yan Su and asked, "Yan Su, what do you say?"

Yan Su: "...Meow!"

Loudspeaker: "Mom play with me~"

Yan Su: "Meow meow meow!"

Loudspeaker: "The baby is hungry! Why don't you give the baby something to eat!"

Lu Mo grabbed the crazy Yan Su: "Okay, okay, don't worry. The remote control is broken, I'll see if I can fix it..."

Yan Su typed: "Cut it! Don't fix it! Just throw it away!"

Lu Mo reluctantly took a pair of scissors and cut the strap around Yan Su's neck. Under Yan Su's strong request, he immediately threw the broken translator and the box into the trash can downstairs. Seeing Yan Su lighting something on the PAD with a solemn expression, Sweet Potato was a little angry when Lu Mo scolded him just now, and played with the cat climbing frame on the balcony silently.

Lu Mo looked over Yan Su's head, and the Taobao seller's words came into view: "Dear, what's wrong with the machine?"

Serious Cat: "This machine is fake! It can't translate pet words at all!"

Seller: "My dear, I'm sorry to cause you trouble. Have you used our pet translator? Is it working properly?"

Serious Cat: "It's a liar at all! The translation is not accurate at all!"

Seller: "My dear, this translator needs to be adjusted. It needs to be used for a period of time to let it gradually understand your pet. It is not completely correct at the beginning, but our buyers say that the translation is very accurate. You see Is it your pet's problem?"

Serious cat: "It's obviously your machine's problem, but you dare to say it's my problem, bad review!"

Lu Mo: ...

The PAD under Yan Su's paws was pulled away, and Lu Mo ignored his cry of protest and exited the Taobao interface: "If you continue talking, you will be exposed, Yan Su Mao."

Yan Su reluctantly said "meow", and Lu Mo called Sweet Potato, who was playing on the cat climbing frame on the balcony, to come in to get ready for bed. Both of them were tired after a whole night of tossing around.