My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 17

Not two days after Yan's mother left, Lu Mo's house welcomed a new guest—the squad leader.

Because the squad leader has a good relationship with Yan Su, he naturally knows that Yan Su has been entrusted to Lu Mo to take care of them, and they happen to be in the same city, so he comes to visit every now and then.

The squad leader is a strong man with five big and three thick heads. He has a big heart, but he takes good care of his friends. Because of this Yan Su incident, he has more and more contacts with Lu Mo. Lu Mo's care for Yan Su is all in his eyes , I can't help but get close to him a lot.

When the squad leader knocked on the door, Lu Mo was checking information online with Yan Su. Lu Mo gave Yan Su the tablet to play with. The screen was so big that Yan Su could write on it with his cat's paw, and then apply for a WeChat account—Yan Su's original Wechat IDs are absolutely unusable.The two searched a series of keywords for "soul swap" on the computer. Yan Su scratched a few words with his cat's paw from time to time and sent them to Lu Mo.

Hearing the knock on the door, Yan Su said: "Who?"

Lu Mo replied as he walked, "Squad leader."

The squad leader came in, put down the fruit in his hand, the two talked a few words and walked to the bedroom, the sweet potato was still lying on the bed and fell asleep, the squad leader said "Hey" when he saw it: "Boy, what time is this, go to bed ?”

Lu Mo said while holding his mobile phone: "He is sleeping most of the time every day." The mobile phone displayed a WeChat message from Serious Mao: What is Zhuang Zhuang doing here?

Zhuang Zhuang... Lu Mo looked at the squad leader with long arms and long legs nestled on the sofa, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help curling up, and he replied, "I came to see you."

The squad leader—named Li Wei, nicknamed Zhuang Zhuang—looked at Lu Mo and laughed while typing, "Who are you chatting with? Girlfriend?"

Lu Mo stopped laughing: "No."

"I haven't laughed like that yet." Li Wei didn't believe it.

The two talked about the conversation, and Sweet Potato might have been woken up, so he rubbed his eyes with his hand and rubbed his eyes with a "hmm". When Li Wei saw it, he leaned over and called him: "Yan Su? Yan Xiaosu? Silly fish?"

Sweet Potato just looked at the man in front of him ignorantly, Lu Mo took the time to send a message: Silly fish?

Yan Su gritted his teeth: Don't want him to come in the future, it will be bad if he comes.

The sweet potato over there was a little frightened by Li Wei's teasing. After all, Li Wei's big body is on display. The sweet potato is an animal instinct. It feels oppressive to be seen by such a large creature, and it crawls back nervously. To catch sweet potatoes, he was so frightened that he rolled and crawled, and accidentally crushed Yan Su who was playing with a tablet.

Yan Su threw himself on the tablet with a "sigh", and Lu Mo quickly went to cover his pressed body, and reminded helplessly: "He is stupid enough now, so don't scare him."

Li Wei laughed loudly and said: "It's so fun, this kid has been mean since he was a child, and now he has finally become stupid, I have to make up for it!"

Finally stupid, finally stupid, finally stupid...

Yan Su's mind was looping over Li Wei's words, and Lu Mo's mouth twitched, as if he understood why Yan Su always bullied him when he was a child.

Li Wei teased Sweet Potato, and he was bullied so much that he almost climbed up the closet. Lu Mo had to grab him quickly, and Li Wei quickly diverted his attention: "Your cat can play with a tablet? I noticed it when I came in just now. Yeah, it's been scratching this."

Lu Mo was a little nervous: "He likes that."

Li Wei reached out curiously for the tablet under Yan Su's claws in the next second. Yan Su held back his strength and waited for him to reach out. Seeing the opportunity, it was a paw that saw blood directly. Lu Mo didn't expect Yan Su to do this , hurriedly dragged Li Wei to the bathroom to wash his hands with soap. He worked hard all night like an old woman. Fortunately, Li Wei didn't take his rough skin and thick flesh seriously. He only said that Lu Mo's cat is quite fierce, and Bai has such a beautiful appearance. .

After washing his hands, Li Wei couldn't move his eyes when he saw the toilet. He pulled Lu Mo to look: "What's in your toilet?"

Lu Mo looked at it and wondered when Yan Su went to the toilet. He has been going to the toilet like this since he learned to use the toilet, but he can't flush the toilet by himself, so he can only wait for when Lu Mo goes to the toilet and sees it and helps flush it down .At this time, Li Wei saw that although he was a little nervous, it was not that there were no cats using the toilet to go to the toilet. After explaining, Li Wei was also amazed, and repeatedly praised Lu Mo's cat for being smart. Yan Su used the toilet to go to the bathroom, and when he got out of the bathroom, he ran to Yan Su's side and stared at him, making Yan Su's hair stand on end.

Li Wei: "Good sweet potato, when are you pooping?"

Yan Su: ...

Lu Mo was afraid that Yan Su would violently hurt others again, so he had to remind Li Wei: "Don't forget the business."

Li Wei came to see Yan Su this time, on the one hand, the most important thing is to help.Others don't know, but Lu Mo knows that in Yan Su's body is a very curious cat, replaced by a human body, Lu Mo doesn't know what he can do when he goes to work.The most urgent task is to eliminate all hidden dangers in the home that may cause sweet potatoes to be injured.

He told Li Wei about this idea, and Li Wei agreed with it, and immediately said he would come to help.

Lu Mo prepared a lot of sponges to wrap all the sharp corners and edges in the room. Thanks to Lu Mo and Li Wei, who are both close to 1.9 meters tall, there is no problem with every corner of the room, and the wrapping is almost done. Lu Mo dragged out a large box, which was specially used to store those sharp items that might stab people. As for those that must be placed outside, they were basically covered or locked with covers.

When packing up the study room, Li Wei became interested in the trophy on the table. He picked it up and read the words on it word by word. It was exactly the trophy that Yan Su saw when he explored the study room. I remember things related to sports better than anyone else, and I immediately thought that this was a trophy from junior high school.

"Why is this trophy here with you? Isn't it always with the head teacher." Li Wei waved the trophy on his hand to Lu Mo.

Lu Mo was putting the photo frame on the table into the box, and when he saw it, he took it for a moment and said, "I forgot about this." He pressed it on the photo frame and thought for a while before answering: "I think it's more commemorative, so I'll go to the teacher and ask for it." Well, it’s just a runner-up in the relay race anyway, so he gave it to me.”

Yan Su walked over while talking, but Li Wei didn't pay attention, he was still immersed in the memories, he slapped his head and said, "By the way, I remembered! Did you participate this time?"

Lu Mo looked at Yan Su who was sitting at the door, but did not speak.

Li Wei is still recalling: "Yes, it was that time. The only time you participated in the sports meeting. What was the first time you ran? It must not be the first time. The first time was run by that boy Yan Su. Absolutely right, I remember that I should run the first leg this time, but I still have a 3000-meter long-distance race, so I dragged him to run for me."

Yan Su:? ? ?

After finishing speaking, Li Wei boasted triumphantly: "How is my memory? I don't say anything bad, and I remember everything related to sports very clearly. Silly fish is still good, swimming is good, running is not bad, I remember later Going to eat during the celebration, did he call you? Did you go?"

Lu Mo silently sorted out the things at hand, and replied "I didn't go".

Li Wei: "I remember you were quite withdrawn back then, but it's much better now. I've always wondered why this little fool suddenly fell in love with you after waking up?"

Yan Su: I can't take it anymore, this mentally handicapped person keeps calling me stupid!

Before Lu Mo answered, Yan Su meowed aggressively and wanted to go over. Li Wei knew what Yan Su's posture meant after being scratched once. , don’t come here again!”

Seeing that he loves to act so much, Lu Mo took the box and went to another room to tidy up. He always felt that with the combination of Yan Su and Li Wei, the mental retardation of both of them increased exponentially.

After the house was all done, Li Wei invited Lu Mo to go out to wash a meal. Before leaving, Li Wei was still feeling emotional. He didn't have a chance to see the sweet potato demonstration toilet today. He must take a look next time he has a chance.

After Lu Mo and Li Wei left, Yan Su was not idle. He ran to the side of Lu Mo's sundry box and wanted to take off the lid to look through it. He remembered what Li Wei said in the study today. Yes, but my memory is really bad, and I still can't remember which classmate Lu Mo is, so I need to remember it...