My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 32

It took two or three days for Yan Su to be discharged from the hospital. As long as he could walk, he couldn't sit still and was anxious to go home. Lu Mo took him through the discharge procedures and went to the pet hospital to pick up the sweet potatoes.

Because when Yan Su was in Sweet Potato's body before, he jumped off the car and broke his leg. Now, one of Sweet Potato's hind legs has a plaster cast, and he is lying in the bag very quietly. Only when he saw Yan Su, he meowed curiously for a while. , wanted to poke his head out to see, but was comforted by Lu Mo's pat on the head. Yan Su thought it was funny, and asked Lu Mo, "Does the sweet potato recognize me?"

When he was curious, he would tilt his head slightly, just like Sweet Potato. I wonder if he had been a cat for a while, and his actions and behaviors unconsciously brought on the habit of cats. Lu Mo looked interesting and couldn't help but smile. : "You can be regarded as troubled brothers, isn't it normal for it to recognize you?"

Yan Su didn't care about Lu Mo's words of "difficult brother and difficult brother". He wanted to touch the sweet potato, but seeing it lying quietly with plaster on its leg, he didn't dare to let it go. He was a little worried: "When will its fracture be healed?" Huh? Hey, the fall hurt me to death, and Sweet Potato couldn't speak, so I couldn't cry out the pain."

Now that Lu Mo thinks about seeing Yan Supo, who was a cat, running wildly and falling into the water, he still can't help but panic. His eyes darkened, and he explained: "Don't worry! , the cat will heal on its own, and he'll be fine soon."

"It's so amazing..." Yan Su looked at the familiar scenery on the road, and suddenly thought of his savior: "By the way, I haven't seen Yuan Zhengwu for the past two days. Where are he and his senior brother? I also want to thank them very much." .”

"They left after your soul was exchanged."

"What?" Yan Su was taken aback, "Why did you leave in such a hurry? It's too ruthless!"

Lu Mo guessed his reaction in this way, and felt helpless, and relayed Yuan Zhengwu's words: "He said that his master's mission has been completed, and he went back directly after finishing your affairs, and let you take care of yourself."

Yan Su was a little disappointed. Although Yuan Zhengwu looked like an unreliable kid, it was very sad to leave suddenly without saying hello. Seeing him like this, Lu Mo said: "Let's go with fate, not every day There is a farewell every time we part, and they are still different from us."

No matter how unhappy Yan Su was, he had no choice but to listen to Lu Mo's words, and felt a little unsuitable: "It's strange for you to comfort me like this..."

Lu Mo couldn't hold back his masterful look anymore. He found that since Yan Su woke up, there was no gap between the two people he was afraid of before, but they were inexplicably familiar. He couldn't help thinking about Watching Yan Su smirk: "I didn't say this, it was Yuan Zhengwu who asked me to tell you. He already guessed that you would react like this."

"Tsk, I don't see how this kid can say such things."

Back at home again, looking at the familiar furnishings, it was only two or three days since he left, but Yan Su felt as if he had passed away.He has never visited this home from the perspective of a human being. Although the perspective has changed, the warmth has not changed. Only when he returns here does he really feel at ease.

"What? Don't know?"

Yan Su shook his head, leaned against the kitchen door and watched Lu Mo cooking, Sweet Potato lay quietly on the sofa and licked his hair, occasionally looked up at them, and meowed, not knowing what he was talking about.

Until Lu Mo brought all the dishes to the table, Yan Su's face was full of unstoppable smiles. Lu Mo naturally used Yan Su's special bowl to fill the cat food and put it next to the table, and the sweet potato behaved obediently. Sitting at the dining table to eat, Yan Su stuffed a dish with chopsticks into his mouth, and exclaimed with an intoxicated look: "Ah! It's really good to be a man! I haven't eaten such a delicious dish for a long time!"

Lu Mo said while picking up food for him: "It seems that I abused you when you were a cat?"

"Not anymore, did you find out? This is the first time the three of us have dinner together in a normal state. Does it look like a family of three?"

Lu Mo repeated: "A family of three...um."

Yan Su disliked it: "Hey, don't always be so smirking, you know that you can't hold back anymore!"

☆, extra episode 1

Before being with Lu Mo, Yan Su had never considered whether he liked a man or a woman.

Yan Su felt that he was normal: "Who would idle away every day and think about men and women he likes? When you meet someone you like, you will automatically fall in love with him!"

When Yan Su said this, he was holding two cat paws in his hand, and Lu Mo was doing his best to wash the sweet potato, because the sweet potato was afraid of water, so he was reluctant to put all four paws in the water, so Yan Su had to carry it by the side. Then, it will stand obediently and be scrubbed.

The black fur of the sweet potato was wet and stuck to the skin. The whole cat was no longer beautiful and cute as usual. The two big eyes protruded from the face, and the two erected ears looked extremely large, more like a little black donkey , Occasionally a pitiful "meow", trying to arouse the sympathy of the two masters, so that this "torture" can be ended quickly.

It's a pity that Yan Su's attention has already been attracted by the bottles and cans on the bathroom shelf.

In Lu Mo's bathroom, the shelf for washing utensils was full of various bottles. Yan Su put the cat's paw on the wall and got up to check one by one. He took a look at it with a light green bottle in his hand. , all in English: "What is this for?"

Lu Mo took a look and said, "Facial cleanser."

Putting down a bottle, he picked up another transparent glass bottle: "What about this one?"

"Aftershave."

"This?" Pink mini bottle.

"This... is also for washing your face."

Picking up the green bottle again for comparison, Yan Su was stunned: "Both of them wash your face?"

"There are... different functions, one has a strong cleaning effect, and the other is milder."

Yan Su was puzzled: "Why do you buy so many face washes?" He picked up another blue bottle, pointed to the words on it and read: "Sun-sun-milk." He looked at the sun-screen lotion in his hand Looking at Lu Mo's face again, he felt very puzzled.

After Lu Mo bathed the sweet potato, he forcibly pressed it and used a hair dryer to blow it. Yan Su was still immersed in the state of sweet contemplation. He was surprised that Lu Mo had so many skin care products.

"You're not white, why do you wear sunscreen?"

"Because I don't want to be darker."

"You have so many just washing your face!"

Lu Mo dried the cat's fur, and to comfort Little Sweet Potato, he opened a can of his favorite canned sea fish and fed it. Yan Su chased after him like a curious baby.

"Lu Mo, I haven't seen you messing around before. Could it be that you started to pay attention to these things after we got together?"

Lu Mo stopped him from touching the hand on his stomach while he was talking. Yan Su had a special liking for his abdominal muscles, and he would touch them when he was free. He said awkwardly: "No, there are always, It’s just that you didn’t need to wash your face and shave every day in your previous state, right? I did it all in the toilet, of course you don’t know.”

Yan Su was a little curious: "But I think you are already perfect. You have a good figure, a good face, good cooking, and a good personality... Do gays pay more attention to this?"

Lu Mo was a little funny, thinking that you would tell me what you said, and if you ask others, you might get sprayed with blood.

"So I'm so good in your heart!" Focus on reading out the good words.

"Yes!" He nodded sincerely.

Lu Mo thought for a while and explained: "I don't know if other gays are like this, I have to work hard to keep myself in the 'perfect' state you like, because I don't know when I will meet you again. "

After Lu Mo finished speaking, he was a little embarrassed, turned his back to Yan Su, and pretended to feed the cat seriously.

Yan Su suddenly remembered that when he was stolen by the cat thief, he heard what the nurse said, that Lu Mo had been waiting for someone.

"It's so strange. If I hadn't run into Sweet Potato's body for no reason, the two of us might never meet again. Have you been waiting? If we meet again, I will become an... ugly and wretched What are you doing, dick?"

Lu Mo tilted his head and looked at him: "But I have already met you." The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and the sunlight from the balcony fell on his face, showing a happy and gentle smile.

Yan Su couldn't help but squinted his eyes and smiled.

About two weeks after Yan Su lost his curiosity about Lu Mo's skin care steps, Lu Mo found that his antiperspirant was used up very quickly. There was a little left, and it was very strange for Lu Mo to hold the antiperspirant.

Yan Su, who came back from looking for food in the kitchen, passed by the bathroom and saw Lu Mo meditating with antiperspirant, and said casually: "Your face wiper is not very good, change it soon."

"what?"

Yan Su sat on the sofa eating snacks, stared at the computer and said, "It smells good and is smooth to the touch, but it feels very stuffy when you apply it on your face, as if you can't breathe. You use it every day. What, I haven't felt any change after applying it for several days."

Lu Mo was dumbfounded, and when he realized that there was no response, Yan Su looked away from the computer: "Why are you so surprised? I also want to become better..."

Lu Mo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and it took him a long time to find his language, wondering if he should tell Yan Su what he wiped.

Yan Su came over and looked at the things in his hand for a while, then asked: "What's the matter? It's all in Japanese, and I can't understand it, but it's really not easy to wipe your face. It's still slippery just after applying it , but after a while I felt my face was blurred."

Lu Mo thought for a while and decided not to tell Yan Su the truth: "No, it's okay, I'll just throw it away!"

"Hey, don't, it's too wasteful, even if it doesn't work, you have to use it up before throwing it away." Yan Su raised the things in his hands to prevent Lu Mo from taking them, but he ignored the height difference between the two, Lu Mo easily intercepted it from above.

Yan Su snatched it but failed, and finally realized that something was wrong. He looked at Lu Mo suspiciously: "There is something wrong, tell me the truth, what is it? It made you so nervous to throw it away?"

"No, no, it's just that you said it's not easy to use, so of course I thought of throwing it away as soon as possible."

Yan Su gave him a look of disbelief, and turned to get the computer. Lu Mo sincerely advised from behind: "I advise you not to check it, it's nothing."

The internet speed at home is very fast, and Yan Su quickly found out what it was from the pictures, and he already had a tendency to go crazy.

"Just tell me, where do you use it to paint?" Yan Su grabbed Lu Mo and asked.

"Just... the armpits... are gone."

Yan Su doubted: "It's gone? Are you sure it's gone? What are you hesitating about?"

Lu Mo said innocently: "It's really gone, I swear to God."

Yan Su shook Lu Mo wildly, very mad. Ever since he knew that it was antiperspirant, he felt that his whole face was wrong: "I don't believe you! You were trying to hide it from me just now! I feel completely overwhelmed now." Every face has a smell of dia!"

"Pfft..." Lu Mo repeatedly assured that he didn't put antiperspirant on his chest, and explained that even if he did, he wouldn't put it on his little brother...

Sweet potato flicked its tail and lay on the sofa, looking up curiously at the two noisy people. It was another day full of energy.

☆, extra episode 2

Lu Mo and the hospital set a time for Sweet Potato to go to the hospital for sterilization, and waited until then to take the cat with him. Yan Su was inexplicably sad when he found out.

Sweet Potato may be the only person in the world who ever shared a body with him, literally.

Especially recalling the experience of being forced on the operating table by Lu Mo and almost becoming a father-in-law, Yan Su couldn't help but feel sad (?).

Lu Mo couldn't understand his inexplicable feelings for him. Even though he had explained it many times, he really didn't know that Yan Su was a cat at the time.

As the time drew near, Sweet Potato was still foolishly happy every day, but Yan Su lamented that Sweet Potato was about to lose his two balls from time to time.

On the appointed day, Lu Mo opened the cat bag, and Sweet Potato got in happily, thinking he was playing a game with it, Yan Su followed behind and asked, "Do I have to do it? Sweet Potato is still a virgin... cat Ah, right?"

Lu Mo suddenly remembered that he took Yan Su on a blind date before, and he was almost raped by other cats, and he almost couldn't hold back his laughter. Yan Su couldn't recall this, or he would go crazy again. , full of black history.

When he arrived at the hospital, of course it was Xiao Ming who did it. He also gave Yan Su a popular science on the importance of cat sterilization from a professional point of view. Of course, Sweet Potato was ignorant of what he was about to face.

Soon the operation was done, and Yan Su wandered around the cat: "Does it know that it has been castrated? Why do I see it so calm."

Xiao Ming patted the cat's head: "I probably don't know, it's still under anesthesia and doesn't feel anything."

Yan Su seemed to have brought himself into some terrible scene, grinning his teeth: "It should be painful when the anesthetic wears off, right? After all, the operation was performed there..."

Xiao Ming was amused by his appearance, and laughed with a "poof": "No, the cat has a high tolerance and will be fine soon."

Unexpectedly, Yan Su shook his head seriously, and said to Xiao Ming: "No, they hurt too, but they can't talk, so I have to bear it silently."

Hearing this, Xiao Ming only thought that Yan Su was also a cat lover, he loved cats very much, and felt that he was a good match for Lu Mo.

Soon after Lu Mo completed the formalities, he brought sweet potatoes home. After returning home, Lu Mo walked towards the study with a bottle in his hand. Yan Su shouted hungry as soon as he entered the door, looking for food, but unfortunately, the food stored at home was eaten It was over, and before he had time to buy a new one, he saw the bottle in Lu Mo's hand, and before he could see it clearly, he asked behind, "What is that in your hand? Can you eat it?"

Lu Mo stopped and looked back at him: "Do you want to eat?"

When he got to Lu Mo's side, Yan Su finally saw clearly that there were a pair of light-colored yellow-white spherical objects in the bottle, soaked in liquid.

Yan Su observed for a while, then looked at Lu Mo hesitantly: "What is this?"

After thinking about it, he added: "Can I eat it?"

Lu Mo raised his head and thought about it seriously, met Shang Yan Su's expectant eyes, and said, "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

Yan Su: "Huh?"

Lu Mo was heartbroken: "A few days ago, I was still sad that the sweet potato would become a father-in-law. Today, the sweet potato has just lost its balls, and you want to eat its balls! I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

Yan Su was stunned with his mouth open, and punched Lu Mo in the chest for a while: "You want to eat balls! Take them away!"

Lu Mo couldn't hold back his smile, and put the bottle up hahaha. Poor Sweet Potato Rongsheng East Factory Manager didn't know it, but felt that something was wrong with him, but with the circle of shame, he couldn't see or lick anything, so he had to Lying pitifully on its special cushion watching the two owners discuss who will eat their balls...