Mr. Alzheimer's

Chapter 51 Dinner

Fu Shuzhuo: "Okay, meow a few times, and I'll take a few shots for you."

Pei Yang looked around, Su Zhiheng and his wife were talking softly, the uncle was concentrating on catching lobsters, there was no one else in the endless fields except them.

He cheekily said, "Meow."

Fu Shuzhuo's ears itched, but before he could react, Pei Yang's sinful paw slapped him on the other side again!

This time, the strength of the shot was lighter, but the strength of the grip was very heavy. Pei Yang fully felt the good hand feeling, and felt that he would die without regret.

"Thank you Mr. Fu for your kindness——"

Pei Yang ran away, not planning to continue "meowing" at all, how beautiful the slap marks on each side are!

Fu Shuzhuo: "Pei Yang!"

"But did you let go of a lobster!" Pei Yang shouted aggrievedly while running, "It's worth it for you to be so cruel to me?"

The rest of the people raised their heads when they heard the sound, Su Zhiheng and his wife were a little confused, the uncle believed it, and said a few times: "What's the point of arguing! There are so many lobster holes here, if you let go of one, there are countless others waiting for you. "

Fu Shuzhuo: "..."

Pei Yang, who had a rare victory, smiled triumphantly. He walked back slowly and said deliberately, "Don't kill me."

"...I won't kill you now." Fu Shuzhuo lowered his voice, "But we won't be able to tell at night."

Pei Yang: "..."

Let's talk about tonight.

Catching lobsters is really interesting, but the clothes get dirty easily. By the time the bucket is full of lobsters, Pei Yang's rubber boots are already in a mess and muddy water is splashed on his body, but everyone is pretty much in a mess.

The only difference is that Fu Shuzhuo has two palm prints on the back of his butt.

Pei Yang'an couldn't help but whispered, "Don't you rub it? How ugly."

Fu Shu looked at him: "Just be ashamed together."

The relationship between the two of them, Su Zhiheng and the others, knew who made the two palm prints behind Fu Shuzhuo. The uncle glanced at him several times, laughed non-stop, and sighed from time to time: "It's good to be young."

"..."

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but Pei Yang always feels that people around him are looking at him, these two palm prints make him seem very hungry/thirsty.

The sun came out for a while in the afternoon, and everyone had a good harvest. The uncle was ready to go home: "Can you go?"

"We're almost there, too."

A few people came to the stream to wash their feet, Pei Yang and Fu Shuzhuo also had to change out their rubber boots and put on slippers again.

The stream water is very clear, Su Zhiheng lifted a stone to have a look: "Sometimes you can catch crabs under the stone."

Pei Yang stepped into the cool stream, and lifted a stone curiously. The crab didn't find it, but he saw a crayfish!

He grabbed Fu Shuzhuo's arm: "Quickly stop it—"

But the lobster ran too fast, Fu Shuzhuo stopped it several times, and the water splashed everywhere without touching it.He said helplessly, "I have to teleport to catch it."

The uncle laughed: "Actually, there are lobster holes in the stream, but there is no fertilizer from the field."

Pei Yang leaned closer to a big hole on the shore to observe for a few seconds: "Is this it?"

Fu Shuzhuo's devil whispered: "It may be a snake cave—"

Pei Yang stepped back so violently that he slammed into Fu Shuzhuo's arms: "It seems like a snake hole!"

He saw that there seemed to be something moving inside, and lobsters are usually not in such a shallow position.

Pei Yang was so scared that he jumped back to the shore, and he still didn't forget to pull Fu Shuzhuo up: "Don't wash it, it will be over after being bitten—"

Su Zhiheng was still playing with the water, and he was very happy: "Don't be afraid, water snakes are very common, they are not poisonous, and generally they will not actively attack people."

Pei Yang, who had only seen snakes in the zoo since he was a child, was still panicked: "You guys wash it...we will wait for you."

He held Fu Shuzhuo's arm tightly, and did not let Fu Shuzhuo wash it.

Fu Shuzhuo: "Cowardly cat."

Pei Yang said stiffly: "It's not normal for cats to be afraid of snakes."

"Admit that you are a cat?"

"fart."

The two were bickering while waiting for someone, and the lobster in the bucket was rattling, looking full of it, which gave a sense of accomplishment.

After washing their hands and feet, they had to divide into two groups. Someone at the uncle's house was waiting for him to eat, and the other four went to the small teahouse nearby for lunch.

It is said to be a small teahouse, but it is actually a small building of an ordinary family. It entertains guests downstairs and lives upstairs.

The house looks a bit dilapidated, because it is made of wood, it looks like an old inn.

The boss first served them a pot of tea, which is the easiest way to make tea.

The food is nothing special, they are all simple home-cooked dishes, because they have been ordered in advance, they serve the food very quickly, and all the dishes are ready within 10 minutes after sitting down.

"It smells good."

After being tired all afternoon, I felt sore in my waist and legs when I sat down. The stool under my buttocks was also made of wood, which was very hard.

Fu Shuzhuo noticed that he was twisting and turning, and couldn't help but curl his lips: "Don't be awkward, otherwise others will think how I tormented you last night."

Pei Yang: "..."

The proprietress obviously knew Su Zhiheng and the others, she was looking at the lobster bucket, and wanted to buy some: "It must weigh more than ten catties, right?"

Su Zhiheng's wife smiled cheerfully: "If you want it, you can get it."

"Okay, I want a four catties, it's about the same, just me and my husband will eat."

When they were sharing the lobster, Fu Shuzhuo was still teasing Pei Yang: "May I give you a cushion?"

Pei Yang: "I don't want dogs."

"..."

Fu Shuzhuo leaned his elbows on the table, rested his chin with his hand, and suddenly touched Pei Yang's thin waist with his other free hand.

Pei Yang was afraid of being seen, so he didn't dare to struggle, so he could only ask angrily in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

"You." Fu Shuzhuo said concisely.

Pei Yang was stunned for a second before he realized, a faint blush appeared on his face.

The proprietress suddenly shouted: "Wow! This lobster is huge!!"

Pei Yang was so frightened that the mischievous hand behind him suddenly reached into his waistband and pinched it fiercely in retaliation.

"!" Pei Yang sat up abruptly, the tables and chairs collided - everyone looked at him for a moment.

He took a deep breath and tried to smile naturally: "Which one is bigger? I'll take a look too."

"This one." The proprietress picked up the lobster's beard, "It's almost as big as my hand."

Pei Yang squatted down: "That's because your hands are small."

The proprietress smiled from ear to ear: "The young man is so good at complimenting others."

Fu Shuzhuo still rested his chin, looking at Pei Yang leisurely, like a thorn in his back.

There is also an orange cat raised in the teahouse, which is the same as the Zhuo Zhuo that Pei Yang picked up home. It has long hair and looks very beautiful.

The orange cat is very curious. When the proprietress was pouring lobsters, one escaped from prison. The orange cat came up and sniffed and scratched.

"Meow~" it tentatively dug out.

As soon as the meow sounded, the crayfish raised its big pliers and clamped it fiercely. Pei Yang was in pain just looking at it, but the orange cat hopped away on three legs without saying a word.

"It was caught by the claws!"

The proprietress quickly chased after him, Fu Shuzhuo pulled Pei Yang away, and a lobster had already crawled to his feet.

Su Zhiheng tutted: "The cat is so patient, it doesn't bark."

"Usually, it will definitely scream when you hurt it, but it will bear the pain of being attacked by a strange species by itself, for fear of attracting enemies."

Fu Shuzhuo glanced at Pei Yang, this is really similar.On weekdays, there would be minor quarrels, small injuries and minor pains, but Pei Yang could bear it better than anyone else.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have suppressed his thoughts for so many years, and Fu Shuzhuo didn't see it in a daze.

Pei Yang looked at him inexplicably: "Is my face dirty?"

"No." Fu Shuzhuo pulled him to sit down, "Eat quickly, the food is going to be cold."

It is rare for Pei Yang to be distracted when eating, because Fu Shuzhuo is too capable of making trouble.

When Fu Shuzhuo picked fishbone for him earlier, he was still a little touched in his heart, but later Fu Shuzhuo started to make troubles, calling it a reward for picking fishbone.

Su Zhihang's wife on the opposite side was still complaining jokingly: "Look at him who has been married for seven or eight years and is still so caring. Let's take a look at you."

Su Zhiheng didn't find out about Fu Shuzhuo picking fishbone at all, and thought that caring meant taking vegetables: "Come here, I'll give you all to eat."

"..." His wife raised her forehead tiredly, "Go away, I will clamp it myself."

Pei Yang sniffed, wanting to say that there is a price to be paid for being cared for.

Fu Shuzhuo had been pinching his thigh for a minute, and he was itching terribly, because someone was afraid to stop it.

"You are enough." Pei Yang lowered his voice.

"Continue at night." Fu Shuzhuo stopped.

"..."

—

Cleaning up the crayfish was really troublesome. After they separated, they went to the supermarket to buy brushes, green onion, ginger and garlic and other simple seasonings.

Of course, under Pei Yang's strong request, Fu Shuzhuo went home first and changed the big underpants with two palm prints on them.

Although he wasn't laughed at publicly, he got a lot of attention along the way, and Pei Yang wanted to dig a hole in the ground to get in - he didn't understand, how come he was at a disadvantage in everything he did?

Back in the yard, Fu Shuzhuo put the lobster into the clear water pool: "Do you kill or brush?"

In fact, killing is more convenient, brushing is too tiring, but when Pei Yang thinks of the cat caught by the lobster, he feels a dull pain in his claws.

"Brush." ​​Pei Yang had been vaccinated in advance, "But I brush very slowly, you have to help me brush after slaughtering."

Fu Shuzhuo: "Just a brush."

Pei Yang: "That's right, you can swipe after slaughtering."

"Then what are you doing?" Fu Shuzhuo's mouth twitched slightly.

"I'll eat..." Pei Yang changed his words in time, "No, I can burn it."

"Lazy cat."

However, Fu Shuzhuo has always followed Pei Yang's lead in this regard. They have been together for so many years. Although Pei Yang has always cooked the meals, he has always been the one who washes and serves dishes, and he is also the one who washes the dishes.

Fu Shuzhuo acquiesced to Pei Yang's lazy arrangement. He picked up a crayfish and started to fetch the shrimp line. The lobster was so strong that he flicked his tail frantically and wanted to escape, but he was pinched tightly.

Slaughtering lobsters seems somewhat cruel, Pei Yang couldn't bear to look at it, while muttering: "Shouldn't there be at least two flavors of so many lobsters?"

"Three." Fu Shuzhuo calmly cut off the lobster's head, "One is garlic, one is spicy, and one is lemon."

Pei Yang was a little greedy: "Put more peppers."

Fu Shuzhuo said meaningfully: "It suddenly occurred to me that someone had better not eat spicy food today, so let's make two flavors."

Pei Yang turned around and left: "Don't eat, I'll go to the hotel to sleep."

Just kidding, instead of eating the quilt, he might as well go to the hotel and order a seven or eight catty crayfish, and eat whatever flavor he wants.

Spicy, thirteen spices, braised in oil...

Fu Shuzhuo said leisurely: "Your identity card is in my pocket."

As soon as Pei Yang rolled his eyes, he turned around and pounced on Fu Shuzhuo to take out his pocket. Fu Shuzhuo leaned back against the pool and hid: "Don't even think about it."

It was rare for Pei Yang to get angry, and he held Fu Shuzhuo's hands tightly so that he wouldn't move: "—Which pocket?"

Fu Shuzhuo: "The pocket in the middle."

It took Pei Yang a while to realize that he was being tricked: "You bastard!"