Chapter 10. Trump and Panda Breeders
Chapter 10. Trump and Panda Breeders
He talked about going to the zoo to see elephants, but he was very honest in his actions.
They tacitly went straight to the Panda House.
The chubby Yuan Dagun and Yuan Xiaogun are spreading out their chubby claws and legs, basking in the sun.Knocking on the glass wall, Che Yao showed regret, "Did you know?" He turned his head and looked at Lian Baishu, "I used to be only a little short," he stretched out his index finger and thumb, and compared it with his little finger. The distance of knots, "It's just a little bit, and I can legally pet cats every day, giant panda."
"Rolling, alive, a large group, moving, squeaking! Beep! Mmm! Beep! Beep! That's how it sounds!" He poked vigorously at the glass wall that was in the way, angrily, "Massage every day, every day, whatever you want!"
"Have you ever applied for a job as a panda breeder?" Comrade Che Yao's life experience is really rich, even Baizhu is already numb, chewing potato chips, he has no fluctuations in his heart, and even wants to applaud Che Yao.
"Yes," Che Yao snatched the last piece sadly, "The Research Center of City B announced the recruitment plan two years ago, and I happened to be there. I passed the written test and the interview, and the result! I didn't expect it! The last round, It was brushed down when trying to make contact with the rolling."
"...Did you hold back Rua's ears? Or rubbed his stomach?"
"I'm not, I'm not, am I the kind of person who only cares about the immediate interests and doesn't consider the consequences?" Che Yao pursed his lips. My own hands, being a decent person... is because I don't speak the dialects of Sichuan and Chongqing."
"Pfft," Lian Baishu laughed out of shame, "Brothers, now you know how important a foreign language is?"
"At that time, a new one called Mingming came in," Che Yao said angrily. "He lost his appetite, became thinner day by day, and his round ears drooped. It was only later that I realized that I was homesick and wanted to hear the local accent."
"What can I do, I am also very desperate." It is purely an objective reason from heaven, and there is no way.
Walking along with a rolling doll that is half a person tall, in the souvenir shop of the Panda Pavilion, Che Yao hugged the biggest one and would not let go.
"I'm going to put him on the sofa," Che Yao said firmly.
"My little friend, the sofa is about to fill up." Lian Baishu tried to reason with Xiao Che, "There is already a pig in the sofa, and there is a bear stuffed in your pajamas pocket, and there is only enough space left The last two of us. You think carefully, if you get out, if you don't get out, I advise you to think twice before acting."
"...You are really a killer with no emotions," Che Yao refused to resign, and made a dying struggle, "I can hold him all the time." Holding him will not take up the position. Comrade Che Yao insists on the principle and will not waver.
After some confrontation, in the end, Lian Baishu was the first to compromise.
You have to understand that it is much more comfortable to go home and roll on the sofa than to be surrounded by a group of primary four children.
Note again, especially the former is still mixed with the unpredictable gaze of the teachers leading the team.
"So, student Xiaoche, can't you act a little more mature than the students from the fourth class next door who came for an outing?" Are you three years old?Holding the flowers in his arms, Lian Baishu opened a bag of Cheyao's fruit carrot, and chewed the root with interest for the first time.Although there are many rumors that this thing belongs to the category of IQ tax, and it is essentially the same as two yuan a catty of carrots in the vegetable market, but don’t say it, a pack of ten yuan is cheaper than two yuan a catty. Comes sweet and crisp.
"I'm very mature, I can hold the biggest one, and they can hold the second biggest at most," said Che Yaonunu, who was waiting for the feeding with peace of mind. He chewed carrots and shook his head. , talking nonsense with confidence.No, no, there is no room for discussion, Che Yao refused Sanlian.
If you say you're here to see Che Yao's 'Xiang', then you have to really go.They find their way to the elephant house icon on the map.
The zoo occupies a large area with clear divisions. The Panda House is not a short distance from the Tropical Elephant Area.Xu came infrequently and chose the wrong road. On the way, they were not lucky enough to run into a sightseeing bus.The two of them hugged the roll, the other hugged the flower, and walked on foot. I don't know how far the road ahead is.
"Hey, have you ever heard of an elephant sitting on the ground?" The road was too long, but Lian Baishu was not annoyed for some reason, he was in a very light mood, and he tilted his head, suddenly he wanted to say something.
He opened his mouth, but asked a rather inexplicable question.
"In the zoo in Hualien City, there was an elephant that sat there all the time. No matter how someone stabbed him with a fork, watched him through the railing, or fed him, he always sat there. .”
"What do you think is the reason?"
It's a pity that the 'object' that Che Yao wanted to meet with all his heart, was still not able to meet in the end.
Lian Baishu, on the other hand, had to go to meet her blind date pitifully.
The mood suddenly fell to the bottom.
Even the serial bombing of mother's WeChat and phone calls.The time, place, and phone call were all thrown over directly.
There is no room for negotiation.
At noon, at a western restaurant in the downtown business district.
It's awkward, really, you know.
"Do you want to go back and change your clothes first?" Che Yao understood, he stretched out his hand and patted Lian Baishu's shoulder.
It's really rude to go on a blind date in an old hoodie.
These words were reasonable, but Lian Baishu's mood suddenly became worse.
"Forget it, it's too late." Going home from the zoo, you have to wear five districts and change clothes before going to the business district. I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with the time. "I'm sorry, we can't eat together at noon."
"Hey ~ don't take it to heart, go quickly," Che Yao lifted the roll in his arms, and he touched Lian Baizhu's face with those fluffy black round ears, he thought for a while, dry He choked out four words, "Then what, the journey is safe."
"Go and see the elephants by yourself," Lian Baishu turned around and ran while stuffing the sunflower in his arms to Che Yao, "don't worry about me."
"Run slowly, next time," Che Yao shouted to him from behind, "Next time when we come together again, let's go see it."
Lian Baishu's footsteps stopped, and he turned around.
Che Yao stood at the same spot, holding a big roll in his arms, and holding up five sunflowers with difficulty in one hand. Seeing Lian Baishu who turned his head, he suddenly grinned, and waved his forearm up and down in a small arc, as if being sacrificed The lucky cat at the entrance of the shop, "I'll tell you the answer when I figure it out later."
what answer?Sitting in the taxi, Lian Baishu pondered what Che Yao said just now.
[Why do elephants sit on the ground? 】
The moment he got off the car, he was so blessed that he even gave Bai Shu a hand to pay the money, he was serious.
A casual chat, but was seriously recorded.Subconsciously pressed the chest, with a strong force, thin but vigorous, and the inner lining of the heart was swollen, like a young seed that was buried at an unknown time, dull, lack of water, nutrient dry, but still stubbornly spontaneously Ya, unwilling to live in the haze, rushed upwards.
Lian Baishu reached out and pressed his chest again.
Dress neatly is a basic etiquette, even if it is not for the purpose of a blind date, it is also a basic etiquette for ordinary friends to meet for the first time, and it would be embarrassing to go there wearing a hoodie.Before the appointed time, I changed my outfit and met successfully.
After having a meal together, the ambiguity and mutual communication cleared up the deep meaning that was forced by the family, and the follow-up relationship became more natural, and they did not waste their respective time. After eating, the two happily said goodbye.
It's impossible to tell the truth to Lian's mother, Lian Baishu pondered, he had to wait until night to euphemistically say that it didn't happen.
In this way, he was free for half a day, it was still early, and even Bai Shu had nothing to do, so he simply went to call Che Yao again.
"My friend, help the Jianghu," before he could speak, it was Che Yao on the other end who hurriedly yelled.
"What's wrong?" Lian Baishu raised her throat, don't tell me something happened.
"Can you slice mutton? I can't," Che Yao was about to cry, "but I want to eat mutton soup pot at night."
"..." In terms of how to live peacefully with my three-year-old roommate, even with Atractylodes supporting his forehead, what can be done, not just pampering him, "Wait for me, come back right away, put the mutton in a basin to thaw."
"By the way, let's call Wu You and Qi." Lian Baishu thought for a while, "Mutton soup pot, it's more lively when people eat it."
"Success," Che Yao at the other end happily agreed, "Are you going to take a taxi back?"
Just listening to that sound, even Bai Shu could picture Che Yao frantically wagging his tail at the other end.He muffled a laugh.
"No, take the bus." Lian Baishu looked down at his watch. At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, there was plenty of time, "There is a direct bus, and I happened to go to the supermarket to buy some side dishes and come back. You are waiting at home to leave the door for them. "
"Mmmmmmm," Che Yao replied with a whimper.
The location where you get off is a chain supermarket, which is convenient and saves money.
Comrade Lian Baishu has always been meticulous in planning and budgeting.
He was still wearing a casually bought formal suit and shirt, which he should have gotten used to, but even Bai Zhu felt extremely uncomfortable today, tight and tight, so he simply changed back to the smiling yellow hoodie he had when he came back.
It is rare to encounter low traffic hours, and passengers on the bus are in twos and threes.With headphones plugged in, Lian Baizhu sat in the corner of the last row, leaning against the glass window, looking at the street view outside the window.His playlist was empty, and he didn't save two songs. Except for listening to online classes, he rarely used headphones. It was a rare whim, so he clicked on the daily tweet.
Surprisingly, it turned out to be an old friend.
Brother's "Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter"
"Autumn should be fine if you're still here,
The autumn wind is beautiful even if it is cool"
Knocking on the glass window with fingertips, Lian Baishu was humming softly while looking out the window casually. This tree was blown down by a strong wind in the summer a year ago, half of its branches were broken, and new shoots sprouted.
"Winter should be fine if you're still here
Even if the sky is gray, we will light it up"
The man who was twisting his cigarette butts in the alley passed by in a flash, and beside him was a small cart with various pirated CDs in it.There are idol dramas, spy movies, and even anime in it. Even Baishu is very clear. When he was a child, he loved to lie on the side of the trolley and look through the anime column to see if there was any new Hokage. He remembered that at that time, A dish costs five yuan, which saves breakfast for two days.I didn't expect it to still be here... Last year the disc owner's daughter graduated from college, and her tuition was paid by her father's five pirated discs one after another.Lian Baishu listened to what Lian's mother said at home, he was speechless, and got a weird social circle for his mother.
"Sit down and talk about future trends
Ignore the low temperature outside and sing like this"
The car, creaking, has arrived.
Lian Baishu was stunned suddenly, and outside the window, beside the station, an orange-red figure broke into sight.
It's Che Yao.
"Can meet on this planet by chance
Light up misty life
How lucky am I"
As if feeling Lian Baishu's gaze, Che Yao, who was looking down at his phone, suddenly raised his head, and happened to meet Lian Baishu's gaze.His eyes were crooked in a smile, and he grinned his small white teeth. Che Yao held up the two cups of milk tea in his hand and waved at Lian Baizhu.
Stupid or not, relying on the layer of glass to make no sound, Lian Baishu subconsciously raised his hand to cover his eyes.
"The world is fine
As if meeting by chance on this planet
is some kind of fate
how lucky i am"
tbc.
sinovels