Mozun is forced to farm

Chapter 67

Xie Xuechen predicted a long time ago that the people from Wangshidu would come back to find him.

The fact that he did not die will surface sooner or later and be known by more and more people.

Converted to the time of the underworld, but less than a day.

He just pampered himself inexplicably and kept procrastinating like this.

It's like forgetting the past, forgetting those painful entanglements, fishing and farming with a nerd, simple is good.

The more I think about it, the more I feel that many obsessions in the past are ridiculous.

In a fight, what if you win, and what if you lose?

Do you have to compete with some immortals?

Furthermore, he has to pay back the debts to his own father, all the evil things his father did in the past have to be carried by himself, why?

Can Wang Shidu survive without him?

With the thought of a certain demon, his attitude of showing off became more and more determined.

Come on, it's good to be here.

The two subordinates returned to the base camp in disgrace, first ran to undo the curse, and then told Zhusan who hurriedly repaired the black dragon chair with gems about the situation.

Ten brachial ministers urgently got together and had a meeting to study why the boss refused to come back.

"I turned into a sparrow and flew in front of him, but he still thought I was an eyesore, so he made me disappear!"

"It must be that foxy young man who confused him?"

All the ministers in front of the hall followed suit.

mortal?Little boy?

The Demon Lord has gone to the lower realm to save his love?

"That can't be called Humei... quite handsome." Wu Qi wiped his tears and said, "He still looked at me, but when he saw me, His Majesty turned me into nothing."

Everyone was very curious.

It takes a lot of means to abduct their widowed king Demon Venerable.

Back then, other demon sects intentionally made trouble, and many morphing beauties came to flatter them.

For a while, the petite junior sister came to look for the senior brother and lost her way, and for a while, the Gao Leng Xianzun lost his skills and fell to the mortal world.

One or two were almost eaten by the dragon as snacks, and the master didn't even look at them.

Over the years, some people have even suspected that His Majesty doesn't like people at all, and has some secret relationship with that dragon.

It turned out—didn’t meet the right person?

"Don't worry about that scholar," Qian Ba ​​said, "Forgetting the world can't be without a king for a day. This time, the escort is not good. It's true that we are all afraid of death. How far can we hide when he celebrates his birthday?" Far."

Everyone nodded in unison.

Who dares to touch the bad luck of this hot-tempered venerable, I will take the blame for it.

"Your Majesty got drunk and got burned at home, he must have lost face." Qian Ba ​​said again: "Tell me, we only sent one or two people to pick him up secretly, that's not sincere, and it doesn't show that we are going to make amends." With the arrogance of His Majesty, it would be nostalgia for the past friendship before he left."

"Then we have to arrange a sufficiently grand scene?"

"Yes, yes, come on, let's figure it out, should we mobilize thousands of soldiers and horses and put on a fireworks display or something..."

The dog-headed soldiers thought they had a clever plan, and they went to prepare for the grand ceremony to welcome the emperor full of confidence.

Xie Xuechen, who was thousands of miles away, suddenly sneezed.

Lin Zhu saw Hayabusa sneezing for the first time, and it was funny.

"What are you laughing at?" Mo Falcon said with a straight face, "It's about time, I'll replace them."

After changing his soul in the past few days, the farmer did nothing else. He usually refused to go to the court because he was sick.

That body looked big and bloated, if it went on like this, it would definitely die.

Lin Zhu originally thought that it would be good to change his life like this, but anyway, this situation is already so bad that it can't be worse.

But he was afraid that Xie Xuechen would bear unnecessary karma, so he didn't say this.

When Chen Zhangzheng fell asleep, the falcon bird flew to the eaves and opened its beak and twisted it. The oily yellow soul floated out slowly, circling restlessly in the air.

"There's that monk, don't miss it," Lin Zhu responded, "Replace that hoe too?"

"No need." Xie Xuechen said: "This farmer can't bear the fate of wealth, and if he doesn't get it back, something will happen."

"As for the monk... it's his retribution."

Lin Zhu wanted to laugh: "Do you really want him to be a hoe for the rest of your life?"

Mozun's mouth curled up, and he nodded slightly.

It is much more merciful than Ling Chi's execution, so it is considered merciful.

Hoe was originally paralyzed in the yard, but when he felt the spiritual power, he reacted instantly, and was terrified to see the Lingqiong Demon Lord floating high in the sky.

It's him?It's him! !

He's not dead, he's come to take revenge on me, he's the one who turned me into a hoe! !

Hey, Mozun, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't be making money under your guise, why don't you kill me directly——

The world was silent, and no one heard the cry of a hoe.

The soul of the prime minister was brought back to the prime minister's mansion and exchanged with the khaki farmer.

Seeing the slick soul being sucked back into the body of the fat man covered in wine, Lin Zhu squatted on the beam and watched with emotion.

The suffering he has suffered these days should make him regret and wake up.

From now on, if you work hard as an official and bless the common people, it can be regarded as atonement for those sins in the past.

In an instant, the soul turned around, and the two bodies woke up at the same time, as if waking up suddenly from a nightmare.

The farmer fell asleep drunk and woke up exhausted, but he could no longer smell the wine.

He stretched out his hand to look at his withered and chapped hands, then looked at the broken window of the thatched cottage, and took a sharp breath, as if rejoicing and feeling a little lost.

Really had a good dream ah.

Why is that dream so long, it's so long that people don't want to wake up.

"Hurry up! Get out of my way!"

"I'm coming……"

The peasant dawdled to get up, still looking at his hands.

He still remembered what happened in the dream, he became the great prime minister of the current dynasty, although he didn't remember the name of that prime minister until the end, but the food and drink were delicious!

Fish that have never been seen before, cakes that have never been eaten, cheese souffle, and various fruits and vegetables, all are blessings that have never been enjoyed in this life!

Thinking of this, the farmer was happy again, rubbed the back of his head and slowly got up, picked up the hoe and continued to plow the field without taking it seriously.

Earned, earned, it is really lucky to have such a good dream!

On the other side, the prime minister also woke up and realized that he had transformed back.

He immediately pushed away the servant who was helping to change clothes, and rode to look for the monk with his disheveled clothes, but of course he was in vain.

It really is you traitor!

Not only did it make me suffer, but it also took money and money and ran away, you bastard!

The chipmunk sat on Mo Falcon's back, seeing the prime minister yelling curses in the empty dungeon, he was amused and a little worried.

"If he doesn't suffer enough and goes to fish the common people, then we have done something bad."

"There is no one who chases after giving mercy to others like you." The Demon Venerable sighed: "He changed his soul and practiced asceticism for seven days. If he still cheats and steals people's fat and people's anointing, then he is obsessed with his own obsession... and you have nothing to do with it." related."

In the future, retribution will come, and I will not look for you.

"Let's go, we've seen enough drama, let's go home."

"it is good."

Mo Falcon raised its wings and rode the wind for thousands of miles, returning to Yuanbao Village in half an hour.

On this trip to the capital, Lin Zhu specially picked out a lot of cakes and jewelry, packed them together and waited to come back and give them to friends.

Before flying to the small courtyard of Lin's family, a strange fragrance came from afar.

Lin Zhu sniffed.

"It's so fragrant, it's like stewing chicken soup."

I sniffed again, and my thoughts became clearer.

"The stew is bamboo fungus chicken soup, and steamed eight-treasure rice in bamboo tubes, and the tender bamboo shoots are being fried."

Mozun looked puzzled: "What are you capable of?"

"You can do this even if you've been hungry for years."

Lin Zhu wondered if it was Second Aunt Kang who came, and felt that the craftsmanship was not good enough. After landing, she turned back into a human body, so she hurried over to find out what happened.

"Brother Lin! Brother Lin is finally back!" Su Hongxiu cheered with a bowl in hand: "Come and drink the soup, you've lost your tongue!"

The two people next to him also had a bowl of soup in their hands, and they looked good after drinking it.

Lin Zhu was at a loss.

"You are all in the yard...the cook is..."

The Purple Bamboo Demon poked his head out from the kitchen, still holding a kitchen knife in his hand.

"I'm home?"

Lin Zhu & Xie Xuechen: "..."

"Come, come, let me introduce you," Su Hongxiu enthusiastically went over to hook her shoulders and put her back together: "This is Zizi, you can fry, cook, fry, stew, boil, and stew!"

"During the few days when you were not at home, it still brought us roast suckling pig to eat!"

Lin Zhu mourned: "My pig——"

"It's not a piglet raised at home," Lin Shuangjin immediately added: "It's a little wild boar, it tastes super delicious!"

"We even reserved half of it for you guys! How about roasting it with honey tonight!"

Xie Xuechen skipped the noise behind her and stepped into the kitchen.

The Purple Bamboo Demon was chopping minced meat in the kitchen, wearing an apron, with quick hands and feet, and the firewood was burning, looking like a living.

Bamboo is hermaphrodite, and you can't really tell if you have long hair.

The Mozun stared at it for a long time, and said, "You know how to kill pigs?"

The purple bamboo demon chops quickly with the kitchen knife, and the blood spots on his face haven't been wiped off yet.

"Yes, I can kill fish, pigs and chickens, and I can clean every bone."

Mozun was silent for a long time, then asked again: "Do you still cook rice in bamboo tubes?"

"Of course!" The Purple Bamboo Demon wiped his face and smiled: "I am Purple Cloud Bamboo, and the ones in the mountains are small green bamboos, and they don't have spiritual roots, so if you cut them down, you'll cut them down."

"Does your lord think something is wrong?"

Mozun thought deeply.

"Wang Shidu still lacks a cook for the imperial dining room."

Masters with two legs ran all over the place, but good cooks without legs could not be found.

If you go back in the future, you can take it with you.

While speaking, Lin Zhu had already finished drinking a large bowl of chicken soup and regained his strength.

After distributing the gifts, he ran back to Xie Xuechen and taught him what to do together.

"In a few days it will be the autumnal equinox, let's go harvest rice together."

Every time, soon after returning home, before doing a few serious things, something always gets in the way, delaying people's study and farming.

When autumn comes, there are so many things to do.

Harvest melons and beans, harvest rice, go to the cellar to prepare grain for the winter, and clean out the place where ice is stored.

I have to go to the market to buy a car of cotton, sew new clothes for the whole family, and make a few thick quilts.

Yes, yes, and...

Xie Xuechen washed the dishes quietly, and smiled softly when listening to him talking.

In the distance, the purple bamboo demon was chopping meat, twisted the balls, washed his hands, and before the pearl balls were steamed, he swayed out of the kitchen and turned into a bamboo at will, and took a nap in the afternoon sun.

Just when it was quiet, there was a thunder in the distance.

Xie Mingyan was originally drinking tea and playing chess, but when he sensed the situation, he almost spit out, trying not to laugh.

my poor brother...

Xie Xuechen noticed something strange at the same moment, and his eyebrows twitched.

He rushed out the door, and it was too late to stop him.

From the heights of the sky, there are a group of ministers riding clouds, accompanied by long dragons and fog.

Ghost soldiers and demon generals are all available, and the ceremony flags are fluttering.

"My lord!"

"My minister is late to pick you up, please forgive me!!"

Seeing that the mighty brigade descended like this.

In the front there are ghosts, deer, demons and horses, and there are bells, drums and strings playing music in the back. The posture is more exaggerated than the enthronement ceremony.

Lin Zhu looked at each other, Xie Mingyan smiled sullenly.

Lin Shuangjin noticed something, and looked nervously at the master, and then at the strange array of demons rampant.

No... nothing will happen...

Is this here to fight in groups, or to pick people up?

The ten ministers lined up in two rows, kneeling respectfully to welcome him.

"Your Majesty, please return to the palace!"

Su Hongxiu was still gnawing on the chicken legs, she was also a little dazed, and said hesitantly: "The battle is such a battle, why does it feel so naive..."

Xie Xuechen stood there without moving.

An elder came to salute, and saw that Xuechen's primordial spirit was intact, and most of his skills had recovered, and he burst into tears.

"I said that the birthday party should be filled with more talents, but you just won't allow it!"

"I haven't seen you for a day, I'm worried about my third uncle!"

There was also a boy who wiped his nose and shed tears: "My lord!! Your bed has been repaired!! The dragon chair has also been repaired!!"

"Don't be angry with us, go home!!"

Zhusan knelt in the second row, quietly raised her head to see Lin Zhu's appearance.

It's very handsome!Your Majesty has good taste!

The others also knelt in a long row, quietly watching who else was in the yard.

Um?There are other ghosts?There are also Taoist priests and immortals?what's going on.

Xie Xuechen took a step forward and looked back at Lin Zhu.

Lin Zhu originally wanted to smile and congratulate him, but the tip of his nose felt a little sore for no reason.

That's great, your family and friends are here to pick you up.

I don't know them, but it looks like they like you too.

Xie Xuechen could sense his sour emotions, but was still waiting for him to speak.

If you say a word, I will stay and stay with you until you grow old.

When you become a soul, we will return to Wangshidu.

I have a lot of patience and can always wait for you.

After Su Hongxiu finished eating the chicken legs, she took Lin Shuangjin's freshly cut melon, and squatted beside them to watch quietly.

"What are you thinking about?"

"Wait for the confession." Xie Mingyan analyzed: "Generally, this kind of juncture is very suitable for a breakthrough between lovers."

Lin Shuang nodded vigorously with a blushing face, Su Hongxiu was puzzled: "Who is lover with whom? What?"

Outside the courtyard, the knees of the ten leading officials were numb.

Your Excellency, are you still angry?

Your Majesty—you should understand us——

Lin Zhu thought for a long time before speaking.

"I'm staying for the exam."

"I'll see you later when I'm free."

Xie Xuechen glanced at him lightly.

"understood."

Then walk away.

He strolled out of the yard and whistled again.

The Purple Bamboo Demon was sleeping in the soil, but was suddenly picked up by a big dog by the roots, and they went into the team returning home together.

Zizi woke up and looked at the situation, with tears in her eyes.

Go to Wangshidu! !

You can go to Wangshidu without saving money! !

I'm going to be a happy cook in the past! !

Xie Xuechen walked very fast, as if he was angry with someone.

Lin Zhu watched helplessly, but still shouted a long time.

"Snow dust!"

Mozun paused, and all the ministers stood up.

what's the situation!Is it true that His Majesty's sweetheart is going to confess his love!

The man turned his head slightly and did not meet his gaze.

"what's up."

"Can you come and see me off on the day of my exam?"

"..."

Xie Xuechen turned around and left.

In a blink of an eye, the chariots and guards of honor were withdrawn, and the courtyard was clean again, and there was nothing left.

All of a sudden, there is one less person in the family.

Lin Zhu stood where he was, staring at the empty courtyard in a daze.

He understands that Xuechen is an extraterrestrial demon, and if he comes here to suffer for a while, he will return sooner or later.

He just couldn't bear it.

Lin Shuangjin came over and patted him on the shoulder with sympathy.

"You still have to be brave."

Lin Zhu: "..."

On the other side, Mozun sat on the chariot with a sullen face, propped his chin and did not speak.

Although there was a noisy purple bamboo demon cheering and singing at the end of the team, the overall atmosphere of the team was deserted.

The courtiers and subordinates all surrounded the Jiao chariot, and flew along with them cautiously.

"Your Majesty, we have obtained the whereabouts of that Mubai dog thief, as long as you give an order, we will chop him up!"

"Your Majesty, should I take a bath in rose dew tonight, or take my brothers to soak in the Immortal Spring!"

"Your Majesty doesn't look very happy..."

Wen Jiu whispered, "It must be because someone didn't follow."

Beside him, Zhu San sneered: "Does Wangshidu still lack scholars? I'll find ten for Your Majesty!"

After receiving the order, Tun Yuejiao drew Zhu San to the back of the line.

Wen Jiu said with a sneer: "I'm so good, I won't look for any of them!"

Another tail, and both of them were sent flying.

Xie Xuechen sat on a high throne, with no one around him.

He knew where he was going back.

The highest place of Wangshidu.

Extravagant and expensive, but that's all.

No longer need to sleep on a bamboo bed in a dilapidated hut, let alone worry about how to sew the cotton-padded jacket or how to water the fields.

The rice harvest in autumn and the ice cellar in winter can no longer have anything to do with him.

He was used to being cold-hearted, so he didn't need to turn around and wait for anyone.

The more I think about it, the more disturbed I feel.

After a thought passed, Tun Yuejiao pulled Wen Jiu back with his tail.

Wen Jiu was overjoyed: "Does Your Majesty want me to tie him back! I'll go get the Immortal Binding Cable!"

"You do the math." Xie Xuechen said coldly: "Three days in the world, how long is it to forget the world?"

"This..." Wen Jiu calculated: "One day in the world, one year in the world."

"One hour in the world... almost 30 days in the world."

Then, if the time is less than a cup of tea, there will be three days in the world.

Xie Xuechen was still angry, thinking that it would be a big deal for me to stay in the Demon Realm for three days, and wait for Lin to see him after three years.

After thinking about it, I felt wrong again.

That nerd is full of exams, and he stays up all day and night to study.

If three years had passed and won the exam, wouldn't it be obsessed with being an official every day, and it would be strange to remember him.

No, you can't be bored for three years.

Let it hang for three days and wait for him to reflect on it.

At this moment, the chariot has returned to Wangshidu.

Revisiting the old place, everything seems strange and familiar.

This place is like a big island in a sea of ​​blood, with high mountains and flowing water, and red birds circling.

Although it was dark, it was also the place where he grew up.

Mozun quietly looked at the Dacheng palace not far away, and said again: "That's all."

Now go back and pick up people.

No matter how stubborn he is, he still wants to see him.

Wen Jiu approached and said, "Your Majesty wants to go back?"

"Ah."

"It's been about an hour and a half since the world..."

Xie Xuechen was in a daze for too long, and only now did he realize what was wrong.

"You mean?"

"If we turn back again, the distance is longer and it will take time." Wen Jiu's back felt cold, but he still looked at him cautiously and said, "If you come and go, it will probably be March in the world?"

The glazed cup in Mozun's hand shattered.

Depend on.