Chapter 56
Chapter 56
Xiao Sha had seen many absurd things in the mansion, such as his father was drunk and forced his elder brother to play on the swing together, the maid pinched herself secretly to vent her anger, and the hornet's nest on the tree happened to hit the master, causing his face It was swollen for half a month, and so on.
But it was the first time I saw something like Big Brother Shi taking all the craftsmen and handymen to eat meat buns.
He knew Dad would get the news tonight, and his beard would fall off, but even that was fine.
What is good about it, he is a fool and can't say anything.
There must be six or seven lines of people scrambling to eat buns tonight, and there are several earthen stoves built later on the mountain and down the mountain.
Xiao Sha acted like the second young master, scooped up several clean big meat buns, and gave them to the beautiful brother.
Xie Mingyan was sitting on the edge of the cliff looking at the scenery, when he heard that he was coming, he just took a sniff.
"I like to eat leek flavor."
The second young master groaned, holding the bun and didn't know what to do.
If he goes back again, with so many people over there, he may not be able to squeeze into the team.
Fortunately, Jie Mingyan will not embarrass the children too much.
"The meat buns are the meat buns," the fifth beauty beckoned, "Come and sit."
Xiao Sha first moved over in small steps, and handed him the clean food box in his arms, then retreated in two hurried steps, and sat down far away.
Jie Mingyan opened the food box to have a look, then turned to look at him: "You dare not come over?"
The child shook his head: "It's too high."
"I won't fall." Jie Mingyan patted the empty space beside him: "If you fall, I will ask the dog to bring you back."
"Well, fine."
They sat on the edge of the cliff together, watching the half moon blowing the wind.
Before finishing eating two or three, Lin Shuangjin came with a basket of wild pears.
"Here's a pear! But it's not easy to peel!"
She sat on the other side, next to them.
"It's so windy here that it makes my ankles cold."
Xie Mingyan just took the pear and handed it to the little fool, and the pear's skin was already clean without any residue.
Xiao Sha happily accepted it, took two bites, and said seriously: "It's so sweet, thank you brother."
"By the way, brother, why are you wearing a skirt?"
"..."
Lin Shuangjin got up in time: "It feels like it's suddenly time to look back at the sad moment in the past, do you need me to avoid it?"
"Sit down." Jie Mingyan gave her another peeled pear in the same way, holding the food box and fruit basket and said, "Actually, it's not really a secret."
"I want to hear it!"
When Xiao Sha moved, he accidentally rubbed the juice all over his hands, and got another handkerchief from the beautiful brother.
"Actually, I was wearing a black robe at first." Xie Mingyan said solemnly, "Just like my younger brother."
"Master Shi?"
"Ah."
Lin Shuang looked at him under the moonlight today. On her hair was a long hairpin adorned with gemstones, her skirt was embroidered with ostriches and white lotuses, her lips were pale and red and her eyebrows were like crows. She was the most beautiful daughter in the world. Can match this kind of makeup.
"How should I put it?" Xie Mingyan recalled for a moment, and briefly summed it up: "The reason why I dressed like this was to piss off my father at first."
"..."
Xieming Yansheng is the fifth son of the old devil. He is not only the son of his favorite concubine, but also has extraordinary talents. He was originally born as a candidate for the crown prince.
Wang Shidu said he was not big, he said he was not small. While accepting and protecting thousands of wandering spirits and ghosts, he also had to face the purge and retaliation of decent people, and there were endless battles.
When the old demon had his fifth child, he was overjoyed at first, and planned to teach him everything he had learned all his life.
But there's nothing good about father and son being too close together.
Soon the old devil discovered that this child was not only kind, but also very smart.
——This is not bad!
Xie Mingyan listened to his father very much, but he would not follow the orders to kill all the children in decent people's homes. He would let them go quietly and even arrange hiding places for them.
The old devil couldn't get over his anger: "In the future, if they take revenge on you, it won't be an exaggeration to tear your corpse into thousands of pieces!"
It didn't take long for this innocent child to lose his father's favor.
The old Demon Venerable originally thought he liked it no matter how he looked at it, and he would show off to everyone that he had given birth to a smart son who could take over. Later, love turned to hatred, and everything was wrong.
"On my [-]th birthday," Xie Mingyan recalled, "I wore a red robe with black lotus flowers embroidered on it."
Then he was scolded at the birthday banquet, and the guests were all terrified.
At that time, the old Demon Lord was already out of his mind, he couldn't tell the seriousness of the occasion, and he would ruthlessly hurt others if he caught a talk.
"Wearing red and wearing flowers, look at our birthday star, she is going to become a great beauty!!"
"Everyone, how beautiful my girl is!!"
"Later, later, I went directly to the rebellious route."
The fairy beauty took a bite of the pear, but did not peel the skin, but chewed the skin and flesh together, as if missing her father.
"The next day, I just showed him the skirt in public, and I was hung up and whipped hard."
Lin Shuang was sweating when he heard this.
"Your dad feels... emotionally and mentally unstable."
"My idea is very simple. If you are going to be angry when you see me dressed beautifully, then you should be mad at yourself."
Xie Mingyan took a few mouthfuls and threw the pear pit down the cliff, his voice was cold and flat.
"Later, I also grew up and realized that he and I could not be in the same way from beginning to end. We directly betrayed the ghost gate and became immortal through bone removal."
"Of course, I didn't mean to persuade you to betray your master."
"It's just that sometimes after walking the same road for a long time, I get used to confronting everyone, even if no one cares whether I wear a skirt or not."
The child whispered from the side: "Actually, there will be many people in charge."
"Well, a lot of people." Jie Mingyan gritted his teeth and said grimly, "I will stick some skirts on their bedsides in the middle of the night."
Lin Shuang was caught off guard and choked: "Ahem!"
After Xiao Sha finished eating the pears, he touched a steamed stuffed bun in the Xianmeiren Food Box, gnawed a couple of mouthfuls and said, "So it's just to get angry, and I like to get angry too."
"They all called me a fool, or the second fool. At first, it seemed that it was because I was slow to read and couldn't calculate accounts."
"Later, everyone called it that, and my father also thought I was a fool."
Xie Mingyan reached out and touched his head: "What do you think?"
"I think that if people are fools, they don't have to be so obedient." Xiao Sha looked at them, "Don't you think so?"
"To be a smart person like my brother, you must know how to behave before meals, after meals, before going to bed, and when you get up early."
"But if you are me, it doesn't matter if you eat, sleep, or have fun. No one cares about how I salute and whether I'm clear enough to settle accounts for my father."
"If you are angry, maybe I have been angry with them all the time." The child sighed, wiped off the dust next to his face, and shook his head again: "But if it were you, I would feel very sorry."
Xie Mingyan paused, looked at him and said, "It's a pity that I look good in men's clothing, but are you delaying yourself?"
"No," the child said honestly, "it's a pity that you don't seem to be happy."
The world suddenly fell silent.
Lin Shuangjin stretched out his hand across the Jieming cigarette, and patted the child's head through the crowd.
"Why are you so smart?"
Xie Mingyan didn't take it seriously: "Who says I'm not happy, I am very happy every day."
"Oh."
"Please, I've already lived for hundreds of years, and now I want to have the wind and the rain, can I be better than that Master Shi?"
"Oh."
"..."
With a wave of Xianmei's hand, suddenly the skirt and robe all over her body were removed, turning into a snow-white brocade.
His long hair was loose, and only a hair tie was loosely tied.
There is a ribbon skirt between the cliffs that goes with the wind, and turns into haze in a blink of an eye, blending into the night clouds.
It disappeared as soon as I saw it.
As a bystander, Lin Shuangjin said honestly: "Although you are stubborn, you still changed."
Brother Xie shook his white robe and got up and left: "Shut up!!"
Just as Second Young Master Xiao expected, Master Xiao not only knew about opening a warehouse to release grain to make meat buns, but he was so angry that he immediately rushed over in a sedan chair and was on his way.
The messenger who reported the letter was also frightened, and he hesitated when speaking.
"Well, Mr. Shi was blocked by four people and two dogs on the way, intending to take him away on the spot."
"There's no reason for this!!"
"But then they went to Candle Mountain together to work for you."
"Okay, great!"
"Then they didn't listen to any of the supervisors, and the imperial envoys were left there to welcome them."
"There's no reason for this!!"
"But immediately helped the collapsed hills back."
"good very good!"
"Then they stopped working. They not only had to cook on the spot, but also made meat buns for everyone..."
The old man was annoyed by these two upturned words: "What happened in the end!"
"Finally," the messenger said in a low voice, "the rice for the whole mountain to eat and drink for half a year, and the beef for your relatives alone should have been eaten up."
Mr. Xiao's eyeballs almost popped out.
He didn't invite a magnetite monster to build the mausoleum, he invited a good man to the mountains to distribute money for their Xiao family! !
Don't you need money for grain and rice?White noodles don’t cost money!Is the meat for those handymen! !
Seeing that the old man's eyeballs were about to bleed, the errand said, "Although there are many monks in the mountain to help watch, no one dares to touch the old man. He can bring back half of the tomb by himself."
"I'm going!! Prepare the sedan chair!!"
He turned against him, so arrogant!
Even if he does good deeds, he still has to be the master, where is it his turn to dictate to a monster!
This, this is simply not paying attention to him as the owner! !
The old man of the Xiao family galloped all the way in the flying sedan, and flew with him on an errand, and halfway through the flight, he finally remembered another important thing.
"Oh, and also, the second young master also went to Candle Mountain for some reason, and now I don't know where he is, maybe he was taken away by wolves."
Old man Xiao couldn't laugh anymore.
You gang of dry food, get the whip for me when you turn around!
He came aggressively, this time he was well prepared and brought double the thugs.
If you look up at night, you can see hundreds of monks galloping on the clouds surrounded by a sandalwood brocade sedan chair.
The sedan chairs set off here, and the letters were quickly received there. They didn't dare to immediately expel the casual workers who were eating buns to rest and chat, for fear that they would throw the steward to the bottom of the cliff if they rioted.
But the stewards heard the wind early, and waited together at the edge of Wangfeng Cliff, waiting for the master to arrive.
As soon as the sedan chair landed, the old man Xiao hurried out without waiting for the servants to help him, and he already had murderous intentions when he spoke.
"Where is that man?"
"In Changyuexuan," the supervisor hurriedly said, "How dare we offend him, we can only invite you to the private room to rest first."
Changyuexuan, the place where he and his concubines could only set foot, was actually taken over by these guys!
Old man Xiao took a look at the people around him, thought that beating him ten times would be enough, so he threw up his sleeves and left.
"Today is to teach him a lesson, let him see who is the master!"
The old man moved quickly. He entered the courtyard and went straight to the main hall. He was nearly eighty years old and kicked the door to go in.
"boom!"
Then I saw three men, two women, and two dogs sitting around a small table by the stove, warming up and drinking tea.
Xie Mingyan, who was talking about his angry father, was suddenly interrupted: "Huh?"
"Oh, you're here." Xie Xuechen took a sip of tea, but didn't get up to meet the so-called owner, and said leisurely, "If it's cold, come in and sit down."
"You—you!" Master Xiao's eyes were red, he was so angry that he didn't know what to say, and pointed out: "Who are these people!!"
"They," Mozun thought for a while, "My fifth brother, my sixth younger sister, seventh younger sister..."
His eyes turned to Lin Zhu.
"This is my uncle."
Lin Zhu nodded steadily while holding the tea: "Well, I'm his uncle."
Su Hongxiu has a strong sense of drama: "Hey, it's not easy for this kid to go out to work. Some of our relatives came to see him."
The old man was so confused, he held his fingers for a long time, and finally realized: "Come here!! Bind all these people to me!!"
"Not so good," Lin Shuang said in disbelief, "We are also customers, and the sweet potatoes haven't been cooked yet."
Lin Zhu reminded: "It's done."
"Oh, then I'll eat one first! You're welcome!"
The old man yelled twice, only to find that there was no movement behind him, as if a bucket of cold water had been poured on his head.
No, people.
When he came, he was accompanied by hundreds of monks, and it was more than enough to tie up these bastards and whip them tonight. Why did he give an order and there was no movement? !
Mozun looked at him, then looked outside the door, and said patiently: "Are you all outside, didn't you hear?"
Master Xiao was so prestige that he felt like gouging out his heart, so he turned his head and hurried out.
The monks outside were crowded and all looked at him with bitter faces.
"Master, there is an enchantment blocking the road here, we can't get in."
"Your mother can't get in!" Master Xiao roared angrily: "I can get in, can you get in?! You also came to make me happy today, didn't you!!"
"Really not," someone poked his arm towards the door in front of him, as if hitting a wall halfway, and couldn't go any further: "Look, we really can't get in, this formation is too strong We don’t even know where to start.”
Mr. Xiao really has never seen this kind of world, he turned his head and walked inside in disbelief, and roared: "Look at this, don't you come in! Come in with me to tie up people!!"
When they turned around, everyone was still outside, their faces pressed against the air wall, and their noses were crooked and they couldn't get in.
The old man was also dumbfounded. He looked at them, and then at the few people who were still roasting sweet potatoes.
Xiao Sha came out from the back room with a baked potato in his arms, quite happy to see his father here.
"Father! Do you eat buns?"
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