Mountain and Sea Museum

Chapter 21

Criminal police officer Lao Li went to work early in the morning. As soon as he walked into the police station, he saw several young female policemen who just came in this year gathered together, each holding a mobile phone, and vaguely heard "so handsome", "super handsome", "my destiny" In this case.

He stopped one person and asked, "What are these little girls doing?"

The male policeman who was stopped said, "Look at the handsome guy."

Lao Li stopped talking immediately, the word "handsome guy" had nothing to do with him, and he expressed his disinterest.

But the male policeman opened up the chatter box and grabbed Lao Li to chat: "Do you still remember that our police station received a report a few days ago. A family's parents suspected that their son had stolen the safe at home. Later, it was confirmed that they reported to the false police and were fined?"

Lao Li nodded, of course he remembered.

Although it was a false police report, he did some follow-up investigations and interviews, which really shocked him.

The wife of the husband and wife who reported falsely to the police was actually prosecuted for intentional homicide 20 years ago, but was later changed to the crime of intentional injury by the court.

And the one who was hurt by her was the second son who the couple suspected of stealing the safe.

Lao Li was quite impressed with that young man. After all, it wasn't someone who was suspected of stealing and went to the police station to make a statement, and he could still advertise for his work unit with a big heart.

After a lot of effort, he finally found the case record at that time, which stated how the young man was almost strangled to death by his biological mother. Fortunately, the young man's grandmother found out in time and saved the child.

At this point, he finally understood why the young man and his biological parents were in the same situation.

But why did his biological mother strangle him?

"That handsome guy, didn't you say that he didn't forget to advertise his museum when he took notes." The words of the male policeman brought back Lao Li's thoughts of running thousands of miles away, "When I got up early this morning, that handsome guy went to visit with his family. The museum dominates the screen, and they are all the hot searches."

Lao Li asked, "What happened to that museum? I remember it was called the Mountain and Sea Museum."

When several young policewomen heard the words "Shanhai Museum", they flocked to him in an instant, surrounded Lao Li, and asked in a hurry:

"Old Li, I heard that you have seen the real face of the curator, administrator and commentator of the Shanhai Museum?"

"Is he really that handsome? Are there any filters in the photos in the news?"

"I can't believe there are such handsome men in the world, ouch, I think I'm in love."

Lao Li: "..."

The male policeman took the opportunity to run away quickly, mother, it's really scary to be surrounded by nympho dogs.

Lao Li was surrounded by policewomen, and he was miserable. He was handling a case and not a reality show, so he would pay special attention to the appearance of a few men. He only remembered that their hair was colorful.

Seeing that Lao Li couldn't ask anything here, the policewomen left disappointed, and formed a group again, saying that they would drive to Guhe Town on weekends to see the handsome guy.

Lao Li hurried away, found a chair to sit down, and opened the news app on his phone. As expected, the headline was the Shanhai Museum.

The content of the news is not gossip, it is very orthodox, "Shanhai Museum will donate several cultural relics of Xianghuai tribe culture in the late Neolithic age more than 5000 years ago to the National Museum for free."

The news included photos of several cultural relics, all of which were used to worship the gods at that time. It also popularized the history and culture of the Xianghuai tribe, and the significance of these cultural relics for the archaeological research on the tribal culture of the late Neolithic age. Finally, he highly praised the Shanhai Museum, and introduced the contents of the museum and the official opening of the museum this weekend to accept tourists.

The well-regulated official news suddenly ignited the Internet topic, all because of a few photos of donations on the news.

On one side of the photo, the older people in black suits look like the leaders of the National Museum; Men, the short-haired man in the back is wearing a white shirt and black trousers in a regular manner. Behind him, there are a bunch of hairdressing enthusiasts, and any color of hair can appear on their heads.

But that's not important, so what if the hair is colorful, it can't hide the looks of this group of people at all. Netizens howled like wolves, and quickly detonated this official news into a hot topic.

【There is no such handsome person in this world...】

[I can understand that one is handsome, but all of them are handsome, I think this world is suddenly so mysterious]

[I asked if there was only one criterion for recruiting people in the Shanhai Museum - look at the face! 】

[Decided, go to the Shanhai Museum to visit the handsome guy this weekend]

【Aww, I'm at the southernmost tip of my country, it's too late to book a plane ticket now】

Sure enough, Yan is righteous, good-looking, even if it is Sha Matt, he is also a handsome Sha Matt.

Lo and behold, a keyboard warrior came out and laughed at the saying that the Shanhai Museum is full of killers, and was immediately sprayed into a hornet's nest by netizens who watched their faces.

In the original words of netizens, it is: "What's wrong with Shamate, do you have a handsome Shamate? If you have one, then blow up the photos, if you don't, don't BB. Can you be kind and sunny!"

The keyboard man was sprayed away by the masses. Netizens searched around, but found no official online platform for the Shanhai Museum, so they had to leave a message under the news, asking the editor to post more photos of the Shanhai Museum, and some people strongly asked the editor to post one Curator's personal photo collection.

The editor of the official media is also speechless. She has written social news in the official media for two years, and today’s article has the most views. Let’s see what these netizens are concerned about. Can you pay attention to the cultural relics and the museum itself? !

"Hahahahaha..." There was a burst of cheerful laughter in the administrator's office of the Shanhai Museum. The administrator laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes. As far as appearance is concerned, the distance from the earth to the moon is thrown away by colleagues."

When the monsters who were eating melon seeds heard it, they all huffed and gathered around Ling Muyu, squeezing to look at the computer screen.

"Xiaoyu, we will officially open the museum on Saturday, will humans really come to visit us?" Fenghuang asked.

"Of course there will be." Ling Muyu took out her phone and opened a WeChat dialog box, and showed it to Feng Huang, "The girl we met in the building materials city before said that she would come, and she would bring several girlfriends with her."

The Phoenix Emperor flapped his wings and combed his feathers with his beak, "Oh, I'm so nervous!"

Guan Guan also quickly combed his feathers, and echoed: "I'm also very nervous."

Although Yao Tuo, Lu Shu, Lei and other monsters did not speak, they kept nodding along, expressing that they were also very nervous.

The nine-tailed fox lying in a ball on the sofa lazily opened one eye and laughed at the monsters: "There's no need to be nervous. Just stand still and install the specimens. It's not like we haven't pretended before."

"But there were not so many human beings who came to see us before." Feng Huang said.

"That's right," Bai Ze snorted, "Is it easy for me to trick a human being into being an administrator? You guys scare people away just because you disagree with each other. I'm so mad."

"Cheat?" Ling Muyu grasped a key word.

Bai Ze's lion face froze for a moment, and he looked left and right. The other monsters looked at it gloatingly. It immediately rushed to Zhang Shan who was honestly drawing the construction drawings of Dongshan Hall, and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, temporary worker, let me take a look." How are you doing with your drawing?"

Zhang Shan let it watch, without raising his head, he said, "Do you understand?"

This beast needs to understand, why do you need this temporary job!

Bai Ze raised his paw, thought for a while, and then put it down.

It does not hire temporary workers, and if it breaks, no one will do anything, and the administrator will definitely go crazy.

Bai Ze remembered that a few days ago, the administrator angrily cut up the Zhu Yu grass given by the curator to make Zhu Yu scrambled eggs, and made it mandatory for every monster to eat, and that day, only Zhu Yu scrambled eggs were eaten, and nothing else was eaten.

Comrade Shenshou shuddered at the thought of this, and the hair on his body exploded.

"Bai Ze." The administrator called out.

"W-what's the matter?" Bai Ze asked.As long as he is not letting him eat Zhuyu scrambled eggs, he will agree to anything.

The administrator said: "On the opening day, you and Qiongqi went to work at the tourist service center over the gate, one selling tickets and the other checking tickets."

Bai Ze: "..." Okay, okay!

Qiongqi, who was also assigned a job, was unhappy, "Why should I go to the Tourist Service Center to sell tickets?"

Administrator: "Because your doll looks good. Are there any other questions?"

Qiongqi muttered: "But I don't know your human money, so how can I sell tickets?"

"Of course, Bai Ze sells the tickets. You check them." Ling Muyu said patiently: "One person, one ticket. Children under 1.2 meters are free of charge. When checking the tickets, tear off the side ticket and keep it. I will use it after the museum is closed." Sales statistics. If someone dares to evade the fare, you should show the aura of a beast and scare the fare evader to death."

Qiongqi opened his mouth, not daring to refute the administrator, the whole beast lay down on the ground into a big fur ball, its wings drooping, it was pitiful.

Ling Muyu took care of Bai Zeqiongqi, and then said to Taotie: "That day you will be in charge of being the narrator and showing tourists around."

"Why?" Taotie tried to resist the administrator's power.

Ling Muyu still said: "Your human form is beautiful, and there are already fans coming here just for you."

"I don't!" Taotie clapped his paws arrogantly, "I'm not that kind of beast that sells my appearance."

Ling Muyu said quietly: "From then on, our museum can only eat Zhuyu scrambled eggs."

The monsters remembered the fear of being dominated by Zhu Yu's scrambled eggs that day, and immediately rushed in groups, buried Taotie, and laughed at the administrator: "Don't worry, Xiaoyu, Taotie must be a good commentator, and I promise to serve everyone enthusiastically and enthusiastically." A tourist."

Taotie was pressed down by all the monsters, and he looked at the curator with nothing to love.

——Curator, can you control the arrogant administrator?Threatening the demon with Zhu Yu's scrambled eggs at every turn.

The curator ate pecans and expressed helplessness.

There is a saying in human beings that "cannibalism is soft, and the hand is short". The whole museum's demons, including the curator, are being raised by the administrator. What else can they do except listen to the administrator?

Taotie knocked his head to the ground, completely giving up.

A few days ago, the administrator had worked in the museum for a full month. According to the contract, the curator had to pay the salary.But the museum really has no human money, so the curator converted it into some ancient exotic flowers and plants and rare spiritual artifacts.

As soon as these things were taken out, Zhang Shan's eyes straightened.

But the administrator didn't buy it, and took a handful of Zhu Yucao so boldly that he even dared to hate the curator.

"Curator, may I ask which company pays a bundle of leeks?"

"It's not leeks, it's Zhuyu. Its shape is like leeks and green, and you can't be hungry if you eat it. If you eat it, you humans will be full after just one bite."

"Then can it buy a house or a car?"

"...Stupid mortals don't know what to buy."

"Ha ha."

Look, look, the administrator dares to say hello to the curator, it's so arrogant.

After the arrogant administrator finished hehe, he took Zhu Yu and went to fry a big pot of Zhu Yu's scrambled eggs.

That whole day they really only eat Zhuyu scrambled eggs, not to mention meat, they don’t even eat rice, woohoo~

It’s not over yet, the administrator turned them into human forms one by one with a malicious face, pulled out all the good-looking monsters in human form, and arranged for tourists to be received for those who were not on display, and the curator was also assigned The news was also photographed by humans in various ways.

Taotie lay on the ground, feeling hopeless.

It's a ferocious beast, it can only eat people, it can't be a lecturer...