Mountain and Sea Museum

Chapter 129

The Shanhai Museum has been developed for more than two years, and it can be regarded as one of the places where Internet celebrities check in. It has also developed a group of diehard fans.

Even if diehard fans don’t always visit the museum, they will still check in on the official blog every day, keep an eye on the museum’s developments, forward every message sent by the museum, praise the museum in high-end fancy ways, and maintain the reputation of the museum, organized and planned Tear any brainless black with your hands.

The number of these diehard fans is not too large, and any fan group of a traffic star can kill them in seconds, but it is unfair and weird to compare a museum with a traffic star, but who makes a museum From time to time, the dynamics can kill traffic stars and reach the top of the hot search.

A netizen summed it up. It is probably because most of the Shanhai Museum, from the curator to the security guard, are all good-looking, not to mention its spokesperson, who completely refreshes the height of human beauty.

Driven by the topic of appearance, which is timeless in any era, it is easy to understand that Shanhai Museum has never heard of Internet celebrities.

As an Internet celebrity, the closure of the Shanhai Museum for the students’ autumn tour has naturally attracted a lot of attention. The people who eat melons are wondering why the museum has to be closed to provide a venue for elementary school students to go for an autumn tour. Even for three days, no tourist attraction operates in this way.

In this regard, the explanation given by the Shanhai Museum is: it is the first time to organize an autumn outing for students. It has no experience and is worried about safety issues, so the museum is closed.With this experience, it will not be the case to organize similar spring outings and summer camps in the future.

There is a message conveyed in the explanation-the Shanhai Museum will also hold spring outings and summer camps.

But these kinds of activities are aimed at children. Those without children are not interested in it. Some people with children are interested in summer camps, but it is too early to talk about summer camps, and the museum has not given a specific plan for summer camps. come out.

However, on the fourth day after the end of the autumn outing, the autumn outing video posted by the museum on the official website became popular unexpectedly and within reason.

Pinxuan Three Little Monsters worked tirelessly for three days to make an autumn outing video, which was actually classified as a variety show on the rating website, and there was a rating, and the rating was not low, 8.2 points.

[Hahaha, I knew that I, Dashanhai, could play, so I filmed a variety show for myself]

[The previous one, see clearly, this is my documentary about Dashanhai, okay?]

[I just want to say, who did it later?God editing, God subtitles]

[Children are so much fun, watching them complain about their history teacher's explanation is not as good as my cute goddess, the teacher's face is green, hey]

[The funniest thing is that a child’s snack was robbed by a squirrel, and he actually called several friends to chase the squirrel for revenge]

[What's even more funny is that the squirrel from behind also called more than a dozen of its own brothers, and chased those little ghosts to scream and run around]

[Hahahahahaha I didn't expect Wolong Mountain to be so interesting, I decided to go on National Day]

[In front, have you forgotten the "Legend of Lost in Wolong Mountain" last winter?Are you sure you won't get lost in the mountains? 】

[Fuck, why is there such a legend, why don't I know, did I go to a fake Wolong Mountain? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

【Take away my cute goddess】

[Envious, these elementary school students can roast chicken with my cute goddess, I really want to eat the chicken roasted by the goddess herself]

[Aww, may I ask you about the mountains and seas, spring outings and summer camps do not accept graduated students, the kind that work for the world's top [-] companies]

[It makes me really want to go to Dashanhai for an autumn excursion. The autumn excursion organized by Dashanhai is much more interesting than my own blind tour]

The students followed the whole autumn tour and edited it into a 45-minute video. It was Ling Muyu who practiced the three little monsters for Pinxuan. It doesn’t matter whether the effect is good or not. The main thing is to see their learning achievements in the past half a year. The video is really popular It was a pleasant surprise.

The three little demons in charge of brand promotion, the rabbit demon Pi Xiaobai, the golden pheasant demon Maocai, and the cat demon Hua Mengmeng have fallen into the ocean of learning since they started working in the Shanhai Museum.

At the beginning, they were envious and laughed at the fact that Xu Wu, the mouse demon, was arranged by the administrator to study finance—envious that it was valued by the administrator, and laughed at its semi-bald hair, and the learning tasks were like mountains on them. After losing their hair and becoming half bald, they can no longer laugh.

But they didn't dare not to learn. The administrator urged them behind them, and the curator gave them a cold look. They were so frightened that they agreed to everything.

What's more, it's not just them who want to study, all the monsters in the museum are forced to study by the administrator.They are not the only ones who lose their hair, most of the scumbags are tortured by learning to lose their hair.

For forcing all the monsters in the museum to study, Ling Muyu's explanation for this is: "The ancients said that you live to learn. You can't stop learning just because you are monsters and have a long life span."

Taotie, who was asked to learn a foreign language, asked angrily, "Which ancient man said this? Why don't I know?"

Ling Muyu: "Solon, a famous statesman in ancient Athens."

Taotie: "..."

The demons: "..."

"I don't know." Ling Muyu's satisfaction was beyond words, "So, learning is so important, are you so happy to be illiterate?"

Illiterate demons: "..."

Damn it!It's all because of the bat demon caught before, a monster who learned some other language, and made them miserable! ! !

In a certain castle in Europe, after returning from China, Parrence Toledo, who aspired to be a house bat, suddenly woke up from his sleeping coffin. He sat up and looked around blankly, not understanding why he could feel the A strong malice.

Then again, back to the video edited by Pin Xuan San Xiaoyao, because the video unexpectedly became popular, the administrator was in a good mood, not only fulfilling the promised extra meal, but also adding one to get one free, giving the monsters extra meals for two consecutive days, the monsters are simply I am so happy that I don't know what to do.

During the dinner party, Ling Muyu said: "We have to thank Pi Xiaobai, Hua Mengmeng and Mao Cai for their contributions to the museum for this extra meal. They have gained a lot of reputation for our museum through hard work. applaud."

The monsters clapped and clapped very cooperatively, and they couldn't wait to start eating.

Unexpectedly, the administrator's speech was not over yet, so he continued: "Pi Xiaobai, Hua Mengmeng, and Mao Cai's spirit of hard work is worth learning. It is because of their hard work that we have today's extra meal. This is the power of knowledge!"

Monsters: "........." We can't feel the power of knowledge, only the power of hunger.

"Especially some scumbags." Ling Muyu's eyes swept over some scumbags one by one, "the study attitude is not correct, he just eats and drinks foolishly, and his test scores never exceed double digits every time. What's the point of being a demon if you don't pursue it so much?!"

The scumbags sat upright, showing no shame, fully interpreting "I am a scumbag based on my ability, I am proud", and the cheeks couldn't be thicker.

Ling Muyu rolled his eyes, and took out his trump card, "From now on, the curator will supervise everyone's study. It doesn't matter if you don't learn well, just learn more, ask more questions and practice more. For those scumbags with bad attitudes, hehe , punished by the curator himself.”

The scumbags with bad study attitudes: "..."

Aww, why is the little fish so cruel to them?That gentle Dong Jun, he, has disappeared in the old days, hey...

"Okay, it's time to eat." Ling Muyu was in a good mood, and after the monsters ate and drank happily, he announced: "The movie played by Ji Meng will be released in two days. Let's go to the cinema at the foot of the mountain to watch movies, all of them."

The goblins, who were eating and drinking wildly, seemed to have been pressed the pause switch. They looked at Ling Muyu stupidly, and then turned to look at Dan Xiao. Fat Yishe asked cautiously, "Can I go too?"

Ling Muyu nodded, "Okay, let's go together. I've already negotiated with the manager of the movie theater at the foot of the mountain. Let's book a giant screen hall where everyone can sit. When we enter the movie theater, Xiaoxiao will set up a barrier, All monsters don't have to worry."

"However, such an enchantment consumes the spiritual power of the curator." Fu Zhu was entangled, wanting to go to the movies, but he didn't want the curator to be troubled by them.

Ling Muyu looked at Dan Xiao, who said lightly to the monsters: "It's okay, with the power of faith, I'm already much better."

The monsters still looked eagerly at the two gods on the first place, especially the monsters with disaster physiques.

These monsters can only stay in the enchantment set by Danxiao in Wolong Mountain because of their various disaster physiques. No matter how powerful they are, they are not opponents of guns.

Back then, Dan Xiao reached an agreement with the leaders to keep all monsters safe and restrain them. Human beings would treat them as if there were no such monsters. For this reason, he also spent a lot of divine power to set up an enchantment on the entire Wolong Mountain Range to prevent the leakage of monster power.

For a hundred years, monsters including Fu Zhu, Fat Yi Snake, Zhu Yu, etc. have never left Wolong Mountain. It is not that they are not curious about the world outside the mountain. They envy Bai Ze, Feng Huang, Tao Tie, and even Sour with four days of business trip.

Ever since Ling Muyu applied to come to the museum, he opened the door to a new world for them, TV, Internet, games, it turns out that humans have invented so many interesting things, and now they can go out of Wolong Mountain to watch movies. But movies, they only saw movies on TV!

It feels like a dream.

"The time to watch the movie has been set, next Monday night." Ling Muyu said with a smile: "By the way, I have also negotiated with the manager of the movie theater. Let's reserve the venue. The movie theater will send coke and popcorn, and each seat will have it." .”

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......" the monsters yelled excitedly, and Fenghuang directly changed back to his original form and flew into the air to dance.

Ling Muyu smiled. It's not cheap to hire a gigantic screen hall, and her wife needs to expend spiritual power to create a barrier. Therefore, the monsters have to work harder and study harder in the future.

The overexcited monsters didn't know it at all, and the administrator arranged a terrible study plan for them.

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