Mountain and Sea Museum

Chapter 127

The museum closes at [-]:[-] in the evening. All the big and small monsters get off work. After making sure that there are no outsiders, they all turn into human figures and go to the greenhouse to have dinner.

In the greenhouse, before all the demons arrived, there was a demon sitting and waiting to be eaten, and this demon was sour.

Although it ate a lot of human food these few days on a business trip, it even stole the freshly cooked dishes while the humans who were cooking them turned around, but to be honest, the dishes made by the satyr's mother were not delicious at all. The wolf monsters and black dragons are far behind.

Therefore, it thinks that it has not eaten well in the past few days during its business trip, which is so pitiful.

"You have a double chin, and you have the nerve to say that you haven't eaten well?!" Taotie couldn't believe it, there was such a brazen monster in the world.

Sour and startled, he immediately touched his chin, and felt relieved when he found that there was no flesh, and looked at Taotie aggrieved.

The other monsters also stood by Tao Tie's side, casting contemptuous glances at Suan Yu.

Sour and shrunken, I feel even more wronged, because I really didn't eat well!

"Oh... I really want to go on a business trip too! I won't mention the sourness. I heard that Ji Meng was filming with other people's crews for promotion and so on. He ate delicious food and spicy food every day, and he gained weight." Nine-tailed Fox said enviously.

"This kind of thing is something we can't envy." Fenghuang threw a handful of chocolate beans into his mouth, biting them, and said vaguely: "Who made us stupid? Back then, we didn't learn how to pretend to be women's big boys." , otherwise, we are the ones who eat and drink spicy food now."

"Alas..." The monsters sighed in unison.The male monsters regretted it endlessly, and the few female monsters also regretted it.

Ling Muyu came in and heard the words of the monsters, her whole face turned into a big embarrassment.

These stupid monsters don't even look at what their human figures look like. Even if they wear women's clothing, they can be seen as men at a glance, even the gorgeous Fenghuang is no exception. what.

Not to mention female monsters. After all, monsters can be regarded as all kinds of animals becoming spirits. They generally follow the laws of nature.

They look like real women in women's clothes, but the problem is that the spokesperson of the museum is to be remembered, not forgotten.

"If Nine-Tailed Fox wants to make a movie, I can find a way to contact the crew." Ling Muyu sat down in her seat and said with a smile.

When Nine-Tailed Fox heard the words, his eyes lit up immediately, "Really?" He was also very shameless and cute.

The other monsters immediately turned their envy and jealousy towards Ji Meng into envy and hatred towards Nine-Tailed Fox.

Ling Muyu nodded and said, "I'm going to find out if there is a Samoyed in the main character of the movie. You can use your tail to disguise your eyes and pretend to be a Samoyed to film."

Nine-Tailed Fox: "..."

All the monsters: "..."

"Naughty." Dan Xiao patted his wife's head and couldn't help laughing.

It took a while for the monsters to realize what a Samoyed was, and burst out laughing, praising the administrator's idea in a flurry of tongues. This movie was tailor-made for Nine-Tailed Fox.

The nine-tailed fox is sad and angry, how does it look like a Samoyed?Where does it look like a Samoyed?It looks a hundred times better than a Samoyed, okay?How could that kind of silly dog ​​compare to Qingqiu Shenhu! ! !

Ling Muyu tried her best to hold back her smile, and tried to look serious, "Since you don't want to act as a Samoyed, you should work hard. From next Tuesday to next Thursday, the first and second grade students from Jinfeng Primary School at the foot of the mountain will come to our museum for an autumn tour , a total of [-] students and teachers, everyone must show [-] points of enthusiasm to receive guests."

Taotie was the first to complain: "Human bastards are the most annoying, they are very noisy, and there are some little bastards who always want to pull our hair."

Ling Muyu had no choice but to say, "Our museum will not accept other tourists except these students for the past three days."

The monsters looked at each other without speaking.

Ling Muyu used his trump card, "After the autumn outing, if you perform well, I will give you extra meals."

"Really?"

"More real than real gold."

The monsters were immediately happy, and all of them patted their chests and promised that they would be absolutely hospitable to the guests, so that the human cubs will fall in love with our museum from now on, and they don't want to leave.

Ling Muyu was also happy, and she put a chopsticks in Danxiao's bowl to burn the fish with sauce, and smiled at him triumphantly.

Dan Xiao ate the fish, glanced at the monsters who were as happy as the Chinese New Year, and shook his head secretly——this group of stupid monsters, didn't they find the trap in Xiaoyu's words?

"If you perform well, I will give you extra meals." The premise of extra meals is to perform well. Who has the final say on whether your performance is good or not?

A museum curator, of course.

Will the doting wife and crazy demon Dan Xiao tell this group of stupid little fishes about the traps in their words?

Ha ha.

In the eager anticipation of the monsters, the first and second grade students of Jinfeng Primary School, led by ten teachers, lined up with small schoolbags on their backs, and the bustling autumn tour of Shanghai Shanhai Museum came.

Because it is the first time to organize and receive such an event and has no experience, Ling Muyu is worried about safety accidents, so he posted an announcement on the official website, official blog, and the tourist service center of the museum a week in advance, that elementary school students will not receive other tourists during the autumn tour for three days , All online ticketing platforms also stopped selling tickets for these three days.

After the parents of the students learned about it, they strongly agreed with the school to move the autumn outing and outdoor classes to the Shanhai Museum.The autumn outings organized by the school in previous years were just wandering around the neighborhood. Although the children couldn’t play anywhere, parents always paid the money for the autumn outings for their children reluctantly. They had to pay 100 yuan for learning and playing. Money, cost performance is too low.

Although the autumn outing this time was two days longer than the one organized by the school in previous years, and the money to be paid was a bit more, but after reading the autumn outing arrangement issued by the school, most of the parents stopped complaining, and paid the money very easily .

The students are even happier, and they don't have to go to class for three days, wow ha ha ha.

At [-] o'clock in the morning, the teacher led the students to the Mountain and Sea Museum. The teacher who led the team this time was an old acquaintance of the museum——Ms. Wang, who teaches history at Jinfeng Primary School. Ling Muyu stood at the gate with the little demons who turned into human figures to welcome them .

"Administrator Ling, hello, hello." Teacher Wang came forward to shake hands with Ling Muyu.Regarding the change of hair and height of the administrator of the Shanhai Museum, and the change of face, Mr. Wang did not think it was plastic surgery, but only regarded it as a change of administrator. It happened that the administrator was also surnamed Ling.

"Ms. Wang, teachers, and children, hello, welcome." Ling Muyu greeted with a smile, and received "Hello, Uncle" from the students.

Ling Muyu invited the teachers and students into the gate, and said to Teacher Wang: "You are welcome." Then he stepped aside and handed over the home field to the teachers and students. Although he will follow the whole autumn tour, he will not interfere with the teachers. Arrange, just watch and help.

The same goes for the little monsters in the museum. They receive elementary school students on autumn outings just like they receive tourists on weekdays. If they are not talking about different places, the three little monsters and one monster follow the whole process with a camera on their shoulders.The content of the shooting has also been approved by the school and parents. In the future, it will be edited into a documentary-like video and posted on the Internet to serve as an outpost for Ling Muyu's summer camp plan.

Ling Muyu stepped back and stood under a tree. Teacher Wang and other teachers asked the students to line up at the front lawn. Teacher Wang held a loudspeaker and told the students the precautions for autumn outings. Do not fight, do not destroy museum facilities, do not pick flowers and plants in the museum, report to the teacher if you have something to do, do not act alone, etc.

"Tsk tsk, the human cubs are the loudest. The human with no hair on his head said no to make loud noises. The cubs are already arguing." Behind Ling Muyu, a cute and cute voice complained.

When he turned around, he saw Dan Xiao and the stubby Ming Huo beside him, and it was Ming Huo who complained.

"Why are you here?" Ling Muyu asked Ming Huo.

Minghuo pursed his lips and didn't answer, Dan Xiao answered for him: "I'm curious about how human cubs travel in autumn, and I asked Ye Tingting to send them up the mountain."

Ling Muyu felt unbelievable: "Is this also worthy of curiosity?"

"Hmph!" Ming Huo turned his face away, his fleshy cheeks puffed up again.

"...Ah, I see." Ling Muyu suddenly realized.

Minghuo turned around again, and said fiercely to Ling Muyu, "What do you know?!"

Ling Muyu put his hand on Minghuo's head, rubbed it vigorously, and said with a smile: "You will go to kindergarten next year, this is the first time to learn the experience of getting along with human children!"

kindergarten?kindergarten! ! !

At that time, Minghuo only felt five thunderbolts.

What the hell is a kindergarten?Does the devil still need to go to kindergarten?

"Of course children have to go to kindergarten. I went to kindergarten when I was young. As the saying goes, it is very important to go to kindergarten when you are three years old. It is a critical period for shaping your personality." Ling Muyu smiled until her eyes rolled , in Ming Huo's eyes, it was simply listless.

Mingzhuo said angrily: "What kind of personality do I need to shape? I am already ten thousand years old, and I am very old."

"Go tell Kou Rong about this, and see if she will send you to kindergarten." Ling Muyu said, laughing, "Maybe I have to spank your ass."

As soon as the keyword "spanking" was triggered, Ming Huo immediately glared at Dan Xiao.

Dan Xiao lowered his head and glanced at Ming Huo, then raised his head expressionlessly, with a look of "what do you think I did, did I spank your ass?".

Ming Huo was so angry, Dan Xiao, a shameless guy, even pretended to be him!

Okay, pretend again, let me see what I do...

Ming Huo thought for a while, but he couldn't tell that matter, otherwise Shi Tui and Dan Xiao would definitely laugh at him for wearing the same pair of pants.

The demon god thought for a while, and finally came up with a revenge method——

Fatty's short arm swung up, and with a "snap", Xiaopang slapped Dan Xiao's butt hard with his hand.

Dan Xiao: "..."

Ling Muyu: (⊙o⊙)

As for Ming Huo, his short legs swung so fast that he disappeared.

Alas!It's exciting to run after hitting.

Dan Xiao: (╰_╯)#

Ling Muyu: "..."

His wife has been taken advantage of by other gods, and Ling Xiaoyu's mood at this time is really complicated: "Xiaoxiao, is Minghuo...interested in you?" Otherwise, why touch your ass?

Dan Xiao:! ! !