Chapter 125
Chapter 125
When Ling Muyu and Principal Zhao of Jinfeng Elementary School thoroughly negotiated the students' autumn outing activities, Minghuo also thought of how to deal with perverts.
The autumn outing for the students was scheduled at the end of September in the crisp and clear autumn. It lasted three days and two nights, and they lived in the "collective dormitory" prepared by the museum at night.
The original plan was for students to live in tents to experience wild life, but at that time, Wolong Mountain was already chilly at night, and it would be inappropriate to live in tents, so Ling Muyu planned two vacant exhibition halls to be divided into dormitories for male and female students.
The method that Mingzhuo came up with to deal with perverts was to use acid and fire.
In Jingshan Mountain, there is a bird named Yan, which is shaped like a snake, but has four wings, six eyes, and six legs.
Sour Yu looks like a snake with six legs, six eyes, and four wings, but it is a bird demon, and it calls "Sour Yu, Sour Yu", and people in any city where it appears will do it Nightmare, or a very scary nightmare.
In Ming Huo's view, this kind of monster is simply the best player to deal with perverts.
"Why?" Suan Yu hugged himself with his wings distressedly, "Why should I go to a pervert's house for eight days? I'm afraid."
The confused black grape eyes immediately revealed the light of hatred for iron and steel, and the fat paws slapped the sore head, "Can you be a little bit promising? How can the ancient monster be afraid of it lightly."
Sour and cowardly, he huddled himself into a ball, broke the jar and said, "I'm just afraid. In the past, human beings beat me when they saw me. Look, Monarch, the scar on my leg," it stretched out a leg Show Minghuo, "It was beaten by humans in the past, and the legs were almost broken. It took a long time to heal."
Minghuo: "..."
Is it really okay to be so cowardly to an ancient monster who can make people fall into nightmares and can't get out?
Acid and Yu held himself tighter under the confused and quiet eyes, and vigorously pushed forward Zhu Xi and Yong He, who were stronger than him and could also "fear at the sight".
"No!" Ming Huo didn't speak, Dan Xiao denied first, "Zhu Xi and Yonghe can't go. You just make people have nightmares, but they will make the local people violent and horrible things happen, especially Yonghe , are not allowed to step out of the gate of the museum."
Zhu Xi and Yong He huddled together, staring angrily and saying - well, why mention them, it's so annoying.
With a sour and flat mouth, he stuck his head in the crack of the sofa, pretending to be an ostrich.
"So it's decided. Suanyu will go to that pervert's house tonight." Minghuo snorted, "Give him some dreams that men can't bear."
The other monsters tried not to laugh.
Acid and prick the head deeper.
"What is the most unbearable dream for a man?" Ling Muyu came into the office with a big bowl of octopus balls that she made herself. She heard the last sentence because she didn't hear it before.
During this period of time, he was so busy with the student's autumn outing that he didn't even know that Dan Xiao carried Minghuo down the mountain → Minghuo asked Kou Rong to send him up the mountain on the third day, thinking that Minghuo had always been in the museum.
"Why haven't you gone back yet?" Ling Muyu handed the bowl of octopus balls to Dan Xiao under the longing eyes of all the monsters, and said to Ming Huo, "You have been living here for half a month this time. , Miss your mother?"
Minghuo: "..." I always feel that Shi Tui said this on purpose.
"Cough..." Dan Xiao coughed lowly, put down the small ball in his hand, "I went back for a few days in the midst of Minghuo, and this came up again."
"Oh." Ling Muyu nodded, ate the small balls, and didn't ask anything else.
Minghuo: "..." Shi pushed this bastard, why didn't you ask him how he got back?
Coated with Thousand Island Sauce and Roasted Sauce, dipped in shredded seaweed and bonito flakes, the golden octopus balls hooked every monster in the office, each of them watched Ling Muyu open his mouth and bite off half of the small balls .
The hot balls were still steaming when bitten open, and there were a lot of octopus feet inside. The monsters swallowed their saliva in unison. Although they had just eaten dinner and their stomachs were not hungry, their eyes were hungry.
The bowl containing the balls is in the hands of the curator, and they dare not grab it, so why doesn't the little fish tell them to eat it?
Ling Muyu opened his mouth again to eat the remaining half of the small balls, but suddenly received the eager desire of the monsters, he smiled and said: "There are many in the kitchen, you all go get them yourself."
Before the words fell, all the monsters in the office disappeared.Oh, there's still sour left.
"What's wrong with Suan Yu?" Ling Muyu finally saw the strangeness of Suan Yu, his head was stuck in the crack of the sofa, his body was coiled into a ball, and his four wings hugged him tightly, "Sour Yu, why don't you eat octopus balls?" Is it? If you go late, there will be no more."
Sour and motionless, only a pitiful "sour and" can be vaguely heard.
Ling Muyu looked at Dan Xiao, then at Ming Huo, first he was puzzled, then suddenly realized, and asked Su Yu: "Is your head stuck in the sofa and you can't get out?"
Unexpectedly, the administrator's mind is so clear, how could the ancient monster be stuck on the sofa.
Dan Xiao couldn't help laughing, but Ming Huo laughed unceremoniously, the laughter was very clear and childish.
Sour and: "..."
Ling Muyu blinked, did she say something wrong?
"It's not that the head is stuck." Dan Xiao explained: "Ming Huo asked Suan Yu to go down the mountain to scare a human being. Suan Yu was afraid and didn't want to go."
Ling Muyu asked Minghuo: "Why do you want Suan Yu to scare humans? Suan Yu has little courage and poor sense of direction. If you go out, you may not be able to find your way back."
After listening to the administrator's words, Su Yu, who buried his head in the sofa, immediately pulled his head out and nodded frantically.
That's right, what if it gets lost and can't come back?
Ming Huo said: "What are you afraid of, let Dan Xiao send it to pick it up. Besides, Dan Xiao has to go and put an enchantment on the pervert's house, otherwise the pervert's neighbor will also have nightmares."
"A pervert?" Where did another pervert appear?
Ming Huo explained in detail how the pervert coveted Kou Rong and took advantage of it, and also subjectively evaluated the pervert's wretched and ugly face.
Ling Muyu was speechless, and it took him a long time to persuade him: "Don't be foolish. Did you ask Kou Rongxi if he likes that person? If they are in love with each other, how can you beat a mandarin duck?"
"How can such a wretched human being be a good match?" Minghuo waved his chubby arm and said domineeringly: "That woman Kou Rong has a bad eye, otherwise why would she fall in love with Ling Jue, regardless of whether she likes that pervert or not? , I will be the big stick to beat mandarin ducks."
Ling Muyu: "..."
Dan Xiao: "..."
Sour and: "..."
The monsters who had finished snatching the octopus balls in the kitchen came back, and when they heard the domineering declaration of the Demon Lord, they clapped their paws applaudingly: "The Demon Lord said well, the Demon Lord is awesome, and the Demon Lord will not lose his demeanor in the past."
The little demons walking behind the big demon also clapped their paws, although they didn't know what kind of demeanor the demon lord was back then.
Only the little white dragon and the majestic tiger looked dazed, because after seeing the scene in the back garden, they really couldn't imagine the demeanor of the dumpling in front of them.
Ling Muyu asked Dan Xiao suspiciously: "What did Minghuo do back then?" Can beating mandarin ducks with sticks be regarded as not diminishing his demeanor back then?
The corner of Dan Xiao's mouth twitched, refusing to recall.
The matter was settled just like that, no matter whether it was bitter or not, it was carried down the mountain by Dan Xiao, and Ling Muyu followed it curiously.
The pervert in Minghuo's mouth, his family has lived in Guhe Town since his grandparents, and has been farming all the time.However, after graduating from university, he did not stay in the big city, but returned to the town and opened an online store to sell the town's specialty game. The business was good a few years ago. Surviving on the Internet became more and more difficult, so he closed the online store and opened a farmhouse with the rise of the Shanhai Museum.
All this was found out by Ling Muyu from the aunts and mothers-in-law near his house. He also found out that a certain aunt's niece had taken a fancy to him, and that a certain aunt was trying to match him with her niece.
"That young man has a brain, knows how to do business, and his family is in good condition. He was the first to buy an elevator room in the town." A certain aunt almost wanted to praise him.
When Minghuo heard this, he became more determined to be a big stick, "Tsk tsk, you're still messing around, sure enough, a pervert is a pervert."
Ling Muyu looked at him speechlessly, wanting to say something, but thinking that Minghuo might not be able to listen, she just turned her head and told the sorrel who was tightly wrapped around his arm: "You just stay in that person's room." Let’s just treat it as a business trip, and we will pick you up in eight days.”
The sour and six eyes were full of tears, they looked at Ling Muyu pitifully and said nothing.
Ling Muyu: "..."
If it weren't for the ugly appearance of the acid and the six eyes, he might be moved by its pitiful appearance, but now...
Dan Xiao grasped Suan Yu's wings and forcibly lifted them from Ling Muyu's arm. A group of three gods and a demon broke into the house privately, and Sui Yu was placed on the top of the wardrobe in the man's bedroom. Formed another barrier.
Everything is ready, just waiting for the "pervert".
The pervert in Minghuo's mouth came home at night, and didn't notice anything strange in the house. He went to the closet to get pajamas to take a bath, and he didn't know that there was a monster on the top of the closet peeping at him with six eyes.
He took the clothes and cursed: "A woman with a mop bottle is quite arrogant. If it weren't for your good looks, you would think that I am willing to spend so long with you."
After speaking, he left the bedroom and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
On the top of the wardrobe in the bedroom, sour and tilted his head, thinking: The pervert should be scolding the devil's mother, then I will give him the most terrifying nightmare.
Sour Yu, who was so scared that he was in a ball, was no longer afraid. He flew down from the top of the closet and flew out of the bathroom. He shook his wings, and the demon power radiated out, and was blocked in the whole room by the barrier again. Only the people in the house.
Suanyou waited for a while before opening the bathroom door and going in to see if the pervert was asleep.
As soon as he entered, the shower in the shower splashed down, and the man sat on the floor slumped against the wall, his eyes closed and frowning. He was obviously asleep and still having nightmares.
"Save water, save water." Acid and Fei went over to turn off the shower, then hovered in front of the man, pressing one foot on his forehead, the demonic power continuously invaded the man's altar, sure that he would do terror After the man couldn't bear the dream, it withdrew its feet and flew out of the bathroom.
When flying over the kitchen, Sour and Wings had a meal and saw the refrigerator in the kitchen. Its six eyes lit up and flew over to open the refrigerator.Seeing the refrigerator full of beer, duck neck, salted crispy chicken, beef jerky, etc., its six eyes lit up.
I didn't expect to have so many delicious food on business trips, ah ha ha ha, it doesn't mind a lot of business trips.
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