Mountain and Sea Museum

Chapter 122

Although the physical age is less than two years old, the psychological age is already ten thousand years old, and the children of Mingyu are precocious beyond their age.

Can help look at the store, don't like toys, and won't be cheated by strangers.

Yes, many people like to tease and confuse children, and let him go with them with snacks.Every time, Minghuo would send an expression of "don't talk to stupid humans".

There was also a stranger who wanted to take advantage of Kou Rong and Ye Tingting's inattention to pick up Minghuo's child and run away, but Minghuo's hand, which suddenly became as big as a cattail fan, flew away, fell more than ten meters, suffered multiple fractures all over his body, and was frightened The doctor who treated him heard some clues from his nonsense and immediately called the police. The police followed the clues and smashed a very large human trafficking gang.

The demon god Da Da, who has hidden merit and fame, dismantled the toys Ling Muyu sent to pieces, and at the same time felt sorry for his exhausted spiritual power-his current body can be said to be soft and easy to knock down. It's not easy to use up all of your strength, and you won't be able to return to your original body to eat this month, eh...

Minghuo's only joy in life now is to transform once a month, and he can go to the museum to eat and drink. Now, he used up his spiritual power to teach humans a lesson. He was so angry that he dismantled toys and turned all the toys into monsters. I can't see the original scum, so I feel better.

Kou Rong has always been worried about whether her son is too precocious, afraid that his son will have personality defects because he grew up without his father's company, but when he sees his son's appearance as a saboteur, he is a little relieved.

My son is still very lively and cute.

"Tingting, there is an early education institution in the town. Shall we send Huohuo to the early education institution to study?" When Kou Rong returned to the town after training, someone happened to be distributing a leaflet called the Golden Baby Early Education Center. Just took one back.

Ye Tingting took out the baked cake embryos from the oven, and looked sympathetically at Minghuo who "divided" a Transformer into pieces, "Forget it, after you go to school, you will have a lot of lessons to learn and a lot of homework." To do, there are a lot of cram schools to attend, let's let his childhood go."

"However, we can't let Huo Huo lose at the starting line." Kou Rong waved the flyer, "I heard that many people sent their children away."

"Well... that's right. Then ask me for my opinion." Ye Tingting pointed her chin behind Kou Rong, and the little girl Minghuo was staring at them with a chubby face.

Kou Rong squatted in front of Minghuo, showed him the leaflet in her hand, and said, "Baby, this is an early education institution, which specializes in teaching babies like you to sing, dance, write, write, and draw. Baby who is the same age as you, let's go here to play with other babies, shall we?"

"No." Minghuo refused flatly.

"Why?" Kou Rong asked, "Don't you want to play with the kids? Don't you want to make friends?"

Minghuo raised his double chin: "How can those stupid human cubs deserve to be with me?"

Kou Rong: "..."

"Hahahahahaha..." Ye Tingting burst into laughter, "I don't think Huo Huo needs early education at all, he has already reached the second stage of middle school."

Kou Rong, with a distorted expression, said: "..."

Mingzhuo continued to concentrate on dismantling toys.

Hmph, don't think he doesn't know, these toys were not sent by Shi Push at all, but by that idiot Ling Jue.

Do you think you can please him by giving him some toys?

Innocent.Demon gods are not to please.

Kou Rong is not well now.She has always paid attention to precepts and deeds. No matter when and where, she does not swear, is gentle and polite, treats others with a smile, and forces Ye Tingting to do the same, because she is afraid that her son will learn it.Moreover, the TV and toys for his son are carefully screened, so that he is afraid that his son will be spoiled by this "dangerous society" if he is not careful.

Take all precautions, I don't know where I missed it, my son has learned such a secondary school, he is not yet two years old!

Is it because they always follow them in the store, and there are too many people coming and going?

Kou Rong stood up and looked at the people passing by outside the shop, her brains were boundless, as if everyone would spoil her son.

"No, Huohuo must be sent to an early education institution." Kou Rong decided to be an authoritarian parent once again.Her son was only one year old, and although he matured precociously, he couldn't think independently, what kind of shit parenting book, what kind of shit respects the child's opinion, as a parent at this time, he had to make decisions for the child and point out the direction of life for the child.

Ming Huo was stunned, and all the toys in his hand fell to the ground.

It never occurred to him that this human being asked his opinion before, and after asking, he would throw him with a group of human cubs arbitrarily.

This god will never go!

Ye Tingting smeared cream on the cooled cake, and nodded: "I think it's okay. I'm in the second grade at the age of two, and I'll be 12 when I'm [-]!"

Confused:! ! !

Kou Rong said: "Then I will sign up for Huo Huo."

Ye Tingting waved: "Go, go."

Minghuo protested loudly: "I won't go!"

Kou Rong pinched her son's chubby face, "Be good, mother has the final say on this matter." Then she left.

Ming Huo Nu overturned the small table in front of him, these two lawless humans! ! !

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him, one went out to sign up, and the other seriously decorated the cake.

No, he can't sit still.

Minghuo mobilized his (very little) spiritual power to deceive his eyes, so he ran to Wolong Mountain with his short legs. He wanted to find Dan Xiaoshi to find a way.

However, his calf is too short. He felt that he had been running for a long time, but he actually ran to the square of the commercial street. Fortunately, there was a museum's unmanned sightseeing car in the square. He threw himself on the security officer of a car—— God wants to hitch a ride.

The security officer was a Chinese merganser demon, and when he swooped on him, he was so startled that he almost turned into his original form and ran away.

"Momomomomo, Lord Mojun..."

Minghuo sat up straight, with a stern face and majestic expression, "Take me to find Dan Xiao Shitui."

"Yes, yes." Zhonghua Qiusha duck demon nodded in a busyness, and started the car without waiting for customers. The sightseeing car drove away in front of a group of stunned humans.

When they arrived at the mountain, the Chinese Autumn Sand Duck Demon came out of the office tremblingly with Ming Huo, swiped his card to enter, stumbled to explain the situation to Ling Muyu, and then ran away.

Minghuo used both hands and feet to climb onto the sofa vigorously, and after sitting down, he did not forget to despise Ling Muyu's criteria for recruiting employees: "Such a cowardly monster is hired."

Ling Muyu pinched his chubby face, "Why did you come here alone? Why didn't Kou Rong and Ye Tingting see you off?"

Minghuo shook his head vigorously, and danced his hands into a hot wheel before removing the claws on his face. Hearing Ling Muyu's question, he paused in throwing a teacup, and then heaved a long sigh, " They're crazy."

Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao looked at each other, both puzzled, and the latter asked, "What do you mean?"

Minghuo sighed again, and said in a melancholy tone: "Kou Rong is going to send me to an early education institution, where I will stay with a bunch of human cubs from morning to night."

Ling Muyu & Dan Xiao: "..."

Minghuo looked up: "Why don't you speak?"

Ling Muyu & Dan Xiao: "..."

Ming Huo was unhappy: "Don't you think Kou Rong is hateful?"

Ling Muyu & Dan Xiao: "..."

"Hey, what do you mean?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha..." Ling Muyu burst out laughing.

Dan Xiao couldn't help laughing, looking at Minghuo's fat face, couldn't hold it back, and pinched it.

No wonder Xiaoyu always likes to pinch Minghuo's face, it feels really good.

"Hahahaha...it's so ridiculous," Ling Muyu laughed and collapsed on the sofa, "You actually have to go to early childhood education class hahahaha..."

Ming Huo Nu: "This is not funny at all."

Ling Muyu laughed and rolled on the sofa, "Then you have to dance and sing with the children and learn ABC hahahahahaha..."

Minghuo was furious: "The bastard is pushing!"

The first push: "Hahahahahaha..."

Minghuo was about to die of anger.

Seeing that the little fat man was angry like a puffer fish, Dan Xiao was so angry that he exploded on the spot, so he asked, "Then what do you want us to do when you come to see us?"

Ling Muyu temporarily stopped laughing and looked at Ming Huo.

Minghuo straightened his expression, and said with a stern face, "Go and tell Kou Rong that you can't let me go to an early childhood education institution. Horrible things will happen if I go there."

Ling Muyu & Dan Xiao: "..."

Minghuo opened his round eyes, his fat face was still serious.

Ling Muyu & Dan Xiao: "...Hahahahaha..."

Ming Huo was so angry that he wanted to destroy the world!

These two bastards are so annoying! ! !

Ling Muyu laughed so hard that her stomach ached, and after a while she finally had enough laughs before she said, "Okay, I'll go and talk to Kou Rong. Did you not tell Kou Rong and Ye Tingting when you ran out?"

Minghuo turned his face away—where in the world can this god not go.

Ling Muyu squeezed that chubby face, and picked up the phone with the other hand to call Kou Rong.

Dan Xiao also felt that Minghuo's work was unreliable, and reminded him: "Don't forget, you are still a child over one year old. According to the rules set by human beings, you need your guardian's permission wherever you go before."

Minghuo patted Ling Muyu's hand away, and said softly, "I'm not human."

Dan Xiao said: "But you have no divine power or spiritual power, so you can only use this human body."

Minghuo: "Hmph!"

Dan Xiao: "So you must get the consent of your guardian when you go out."

Ming Huo: "...Bastard Dan Xiao!"

Dan Xiao pinches his fleshy face.

Ming Huo slapped the paws on his face away, puffing up.

What to squeeze, what to squeeze, so annoying, so annoying.

When Ling Muyu called Kou Rong, Kou Rong and Ye Tingting were looking for Minghuo everywhere, and when they heard their son came to the museum, they burst into tears before hanging up the phone.

Ye Tingting just turned around to get the fruit for decorating the cake, but when she turned around, she found that Minghuo was gone. She ran out of the shop and searched around but found no one. She asked the people in the shop next to her and said she didn’t see her, so she quickly called Kou Rong. Kou Rong couldn't take care of enrolling her son in early education classes, and ran out of the early education center like crazy.

She was really worried that her son would be taken away by human traffickers. No matter how smart his son was, he was only a one-year-old child. How could he be able to fight against adults, especially those with malicious intentions.

Just when she couldn't find it and was about to call the police, she received a call from Ling Muyu, and the heart hanging in her throat finally fell.

The two of them didn't care about opening the shop, and went up the mountain after closing the shop.

When she arrived at the museum office, Kou Rong saw her son sitting upright on the sofa, walked over with a few strides, and raised her right hand high.

Ling Muyu, Dan Xiao, and Ye Tingting were all taken aback, and were about to persuade Kou Rong when she put down her hand, hugged Ming Huo into her arms, and shouted, "Are you trying to kill me or are you trying to kill me?" , you little bastard." There was a cry in the voice.

Minghuo moved uncomfortably, trying to break free from his warm embrace, the next moment, he felt his butt being slapped hard.

Confused: =mouth=

Ling Muyu & Dan Xiao: (⊙o⊙)

"Little bastard!" Kou Rong slapped his son's butt, still feeling uneasy, and slapped again, "Next time you sneak around by yourself, I will hang you up and whip you."

Confusion: (*￣︿￣)

Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao turned their heads tacitly——

No, I really want to laugh.

Minghuo, the demon god who ruled all over the world in ancient times, the god of war and life and death, the righteous god who hates everything, is spanked, spanked!fart!share!

It's so funny hahahahahahahaha...