Mountain and Sea Museum

Chapter 117

Deng Jiashu spent a morning visiting all the exhibition halls of the Shanhai Museum, and met his students on the way.

His students looked like hell when they saw him—no wonder Professor Deng didn't scold someone who was caught talking small talk in class, and co-authored himself to come.

The originally relaxed and comfortable activity of collecting folk songs turned into following the teacher to listen to the teachings halfway through, and the students of the sophomore Chinese painting class of Yongan Academy of Fine Arts all had a bitter face.

Seeing that it was already noon, everyone's stomachs were growling with hunger, a classmate, driven by hunger, boldly said to Professor Deng: "Look, it's noon, are you hungry? Shall we go to eat? "Professor, quickly say yes, and invite us to have dinner at the Forest Restaurant.

Deng Jiashu was also hungry, so he nodded to the students, "Let's go to the restaurant of the museum to eat. I saw it on the Internet and it has a good reputation." After a pause, he said, "I'm treating you."

The students suddenly cheered and shouted: "The professor is handsome and handsome."

Professor Deng has a square face, but in his heart he is very helpful to the students' flattery.

It was meal time, and there were a lot of people eating in the forest restaurant. After Deng Jiashu got a queue number from the waiter, he sat down with the students and waited.

While waiting for a seat, Professor Deng was not idle, and asked the students if they wanted to contribute to the museum. After getting a positive answer from everyone, he asked them what scenery they planned to include in the painting.

Several male students scratched their cheeks embarrassingly, and said: "We have discussed it, the spokesperson of the painting museum, the goddess Ji Mengmeng."

"Yangou." The two female students immediately sneered at the male students.

The male student expressed dissatisfaction: "Then what do you draw?"

The female classmate said forcefully: "Curator."

Male student: "Your painting curator, isn't Yan Gou?!"

Female classmate: "Wrong, this is our noble pursuit of ultimate beauty."

Male student & Professor Deng: "..."

At this time, some of the female classmates said: "I don't want to paint the curator, I want to paint the peach blossom forest."

Some of the male students also said: "I don't want to draw the cute goddess, I want to draw the huge Mengmeng bird in the Overseas Hall."

Everyone else looked at him with indescribable expressions, and the male student said, "Don't you think that Miemeng bird is cute?"

"Where is it cute? It is obviously a huge stupid bird."

The Shanhai Museum is a complex of palace buildings. The exhibition halls at the front look like halls. The overall height of each exhibition hall is about [-] meters, and the vertical height of the exhibition halls is also about [-] meters. .

In such a high exhibition hall, the eye-catching Miemeng bird's head is almost reaching the lamp on the ceiling. Although there is a small hill at the bottom of its feet, the bird is estimated to be nine meters long if it is not ten meters long.

Excuse me, where is the big bird that is nine meters tall and tall?Where is the cuteness?

The boy didn't accept the rebuttal: "Anyway, I just think the Mengmeng bird is super cute, so I want to draw it."

In fact, it's not just the boys who think Miemengniao is cute, they don't look at their mobile phones, and Miemengniao has already been among the top three most searched on the Internet.

The Shanhai Museum has reopened, and it is also organizing activities in a big way. In addition to the official media reports, there must be criticism on the Internet.The cooperative marketing company is controlling and evaluating the rhythm as soon as it goes to work, and the museum's key words "black technology", "driverless sightseeing car", "holographic projection", "Meng Meng Meng Goddess" and so on are pushed in turn.

Among the various keywords pushed, a tag that was completely created by Amway, a tap water, unexpectedly rushed to the top three in less than half a day as a dark horse.

This tag is #巨乱萌杀梦鸟#.

Huge is huge, ugly is... ahem, cute is easy to understand.

There are countless photos and videos of Miemeng Bird from various angles on the Internet, and netizens will naturally not let go of the emoji. The ugly bird face of Miemeng Bird is really suitable for emoticons.

In this way, Miemeng Bird became a new Internet celebrity with lightning speed, and many people on the Internet said that they wanted to go to the Shanhai Museum just because of this cute giant ugly.

However, Miemengniao Benniao still doesn't know that he has become an Internet celebrity, and it is very irritable now.

The human cubs were really noisy, screaming around it all the time, and a few cubs wanted to ride on its back.

Heh heh, is it a Miemeng bird that human cubs can ride?Only gods can ride.

"Everyone can observe the Miemeng Bird at close range by the guardrail." The dedicated goddess Ji Mengmeng led a group of tourists to explain to the Miemeng Bird's feet, and then Pipi complained about the Miemeng Bird, "This bird has nothing but a big bird. , nothing special, and it’s still a house bird, nesting on the edge of the Nanshan Mountain and doesn’t like to walk around, so humans in ancient times regarded it as a geographical indication.”

Mie Mengniao lowered his head slightly, wanting to peck his beak and give Ji Meng a mouthful.But it can't lower its head too much. Its "program design" doesn't have the command "pecking".

I'm so angry!

A chubby little girl raised her head and asked Ji Mengmeng: "Sister Mengmeng, why is this bird so big?"

Ji Meng looked up at the Miemeng bird, and then said nonsense irresponsibly: "Because it eats too much, it becomes so big after eating too much."

The tourists burst into laughter.

Mie Mengniao was so angry that the green hair on his face was about to turn red.

The fat girl raised her head to look at Mimengniao. The bird was so big that she could not see the bird's head at all. After a while, she turned around and hugged her mother's leg, and said aggrievedly: "Mom, I won't eat snacks from now on." I don't want to grow up so big."

The tourists roared with laughter.

Miemengniao... Miemengniao could only turn around on the spot and face the group of people with its butt.

Not far away, Ling Muyu, who came to inspect the exhibition hall from time to time, asked Dan Xiao helplessly: "What is the enmity between Ji Meng and Mie Mengniao? He has been complaining about Mie Mengniao today."

Dan Xiao thought for a while and said, "Maybe a few days ago, Miemeng Niao stole the roast chicken that Li Jiujia bought for Ji Meng, and Ji Meng took revenge on him."

Ling Muyu: "..."

This, this is really a big hatred.

"It's all over, let's go." Dan Xiao took Ling Muyu's hand and turned around.

"Where are you going?" Ling Muyu asked.

Dan Xiao: "After lunch, it's time to take a nap."

"..." Ling Muyu was silent for three seconds, and asked, "What kind of nap are you talking about?"

Dan Xiao smiled: "What kind of nap do you want?"

Ling Muyu: "Cover the quilt and just sleep."

Dan Xiao paused, turned his head, and said in a lingering tone: "Baby, it's a beautiful spring, do we really want to waste all of it on sleeping under quilts?"

Ling Muyu stared at him quietly for a while, then nodded: "You're right, it's a beautiful spring, we should go for a spring outing." Then, he turned around and pulled Dan Xiao out.

Dan Xiao: "..." This is really throwing a stone on your own foot.

There are many tourists in the peach blossom forest in front of the museum. Many tourists did not plan to eat in the forest restaurant, so they brought their own food to eat at the stone benches and tables in the peach blossom forest. There are also sporadic people who can see the drawing boards Painting under the peach blossom tree, more people are taking pictures.

When Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu appeared side by side in the Peach Blossom Forest, they attracted the attention of most tourists, especially Ling Muyu. The tourists wondered who this long-haired man was walking with the curator. Aren't all the curators walking together are the little brothers of the administrator?

In view of the fact that these two people walked together with such a strong momentum, no one dared to surround them and talk to them, so they wandered leisurely in the peach blossom forest as if they were in no one's land.

Oh, only Ling Muyu is leisurely, and Dan Xiao is so depressed that his face is expressionless.

Ling Xiaoyu secretly smiled inwardly.

There is a small water pavilion in the peach blossom forest on the east side of Qianping. Because the water pavilion is blocked by rocks, it takes a few turns to get there. Therefore, there are relatively few tourists in that area. Ling Muyu dragged Dan Xiao straight to it. go there.

In his words, it is: "When you go out for an outing, you must have a picnic. I just had lunch at the moment, and a picnic is unrealistic. Let's have snacks together."

Dan Xiao naturally follows what his wife says, although he prefers (some kind of) exercise to outings, picnics, or snacks.

Turning around a rock with a unique shape, we arrived at the small waterside pavilion. There were a few tourists sitting scattered in the waterside pavilion. By the pool outside, a tourist was painting. Behind the painting tourist was a man. They are very familiar with each other, Ji Meng's family member, Li Jiujia.

Standing behind the painter, Li Jiujia looked down at the painter's outline and structure on the lacquer paper.

Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao looked at each other, and stood behind Li Jiujia, looking at Li Jiujia and the painter curiously.

After a while, nearly half of the gilt paper was outlined, and the rudiments of palaces, forests, and characters could already be seen, especially the outlines of the characters were much more detailed than the scenery.

"What are you painting?" Li Jiujia asked suddenly.

The man who painted was startled, and turned around to see three people standing behind him, "Who are you three?"

three?

Li Jiujia looked back to see Ling Muyu and Dan Xiao, grinned as a greeting, then turned around and asked, "Master Deng, what are you going to paint?"

Deng Jiashu froze for a moment before asking, "Excuse me, do you know me?"

Li Jiujia nodded: "My surname is Li, and I have a collection of your paintings, which is your masterpiece of golden and green landscape painting, "Plum Garden."

"Nice to meet, nice to meet, Mr. Li." Deng Jiashu shook hands with Li Jiujia politely.

He remembered that his "Plum Garden" was sold at a price of 10,000+, and the person who could take this painting was either a big collector or a big boss.

After Deng Jiashu shook hands with Li Jiujia, he asked the two people behind him: "Who are these two?"

Li Jiujia introduced: "These two are the curator and administrator of this museum."

"Long-awaited, long-awaited." Deng Jiashu and Dan Xiaoling Muyu shook hands one by one, "I said this guy looks familiar, so he's the curator. It's better to meet him if he's really famous."

"You're welcome." Dan Xiao said lightly.

Ling Muyu asked with a smile: "Master Deng is painting here, does he also want to participate in our museum activities?"

Deng Jiashu smiled embarrassedly: "I really like the No.1 ornament, and I want to try to see if I can get it."

"Master Deng has come to contribute articles to our museum. We feel that the small activities of ours have become more valuable at once." Ling Muyu complimented.

"Master Deng, what are you going to paint?" Li Jiujia couldn't help but turn the topic back to the beginning. He was very concerned about the characters outlined on the lacquered paper, because he felt that the person Master Deng wanted to paint was his family. cute.

As soon as the activity plan of "My Painting Museum" came out, Li Jiujia knew that many people would definitely want to paint his cute, just thinking about it would make her angry.

Although this jealousy is unreasonable, but love is unreasonable. Mr. Li is jealous all over the place, especially seeing a man draw his cuteness on the spot, I really want to tear up that piece of paper .

Deng Jiashu glanced at his drawing paper, and explained: "The Shanhai Museum is really one step at a time. I struggled for a long time on which scenery to put into the painting. It was my students who reminded me that multiple scenery can be put into the painting at once." He Pointing to the drawing paper, "This is the Peach Blossom Forest, this is the exhibition hall, and this is the spokesperson, Ms. Ji, and I plan to include phoenixes, unicorns, etc. in the painting..."

As he spoke, he paused, and then looked up at Dan Xiao and Ling Muyu.He looked at Danxiao Ling Muyu, and then went to look at his drawing paper. After finishing the drawing paper, he looked at Danxiao Ling Muyu.

Dan Xiao & Ling Muyu: "..."

Deng Jiashu clapped his hands suddenly, and a big smile appeared on his serious square face, "Curator, administrator, can I draw the two of you into my painting?"

Dan Xiao & Ling Muyu & Li Jiujia: "..."

Deng Jiashu explained: "I want to draw various elements that represent the characteristics of the museum into the painting. The reason why I drew Miss Ji is because she is the spokesperson of the museum. But drawing the curator and administrator is not more representative of our mountains and seas. Is it a museum?"

Dan Xiao & Ling Muyu & Li Jiujia: "..."

Are all artists so fickle?

"Master Deng, I think Ji Mengmeng, as the spokesperson, is more representative of our museum." Ling Muyu smiled awkwardly, "Don't you think he is full of fairy spirit and fits the positioning of our museum?"

"You two also represent the museum!" Deng Jiashu said: "The majesty of the curator just echoes the palace, and also represents the supreme divine power in ancient mythology. The spokesperson Xianmei echoes the peach blossom forest, representing the ancient mythology. Romantic. Administrator, you are gentle and amiable, and you can match with the ancient mythical beasts. In this way, my painting will be perfect..."

Li Jiujia: "...Then draw me in too."

Deng Jiashu, who was expressing her artistic thoughts, was stunned for a while, "Mr. Li?"

Li Jiujia: "Draw me and Ji Mengmeng as a fairy couple."

"..." Deng Jiashu had an expression of "You are making trouble for no reason".

Li Jiujia almost vomited blood.

Why did his wife paint on the same picture as other men?

Either add him, or don't draw his wife.snort!