Mountain and Sea Museum

Chapter 108

The human cultivators headed by Zhang Dounan were so shameless that they wanted to get invitations to the museum to watch the ceremony. At first, they did not come for "opportunity", but sincerely came to congratulate the Supreme God and Sichun God of the Eastern Continent for their marriage.

After all, in this degenerate era, there is a big difference between a country with the protection of the gods and without the protection of the gods.The most intuitive thing is that most of the monks in the metaphysics circles in other countries show courtesy to the monks in China.

What they never expected was that the Heavenly Dao would rain spiritual snow for the union of the two gods, and the rich spiritual energy would moisten everything, including human cultivators. Promoted.

The range of spiritual snow covered only the Wolong Mountain Range, and it fell down one after another. After a while, the Wolong Mountain Range was covered with a layer of silver, and the monks who had entered the rank of Dingjin in Qianping also turned into human-shaped "snow sculptures".

However, other people from various families and sects didn't care about them, and they would be able to break through the snow by themselves after they broke through. This place is also very safe, so they don't need to worry about it at all.

Renxiu, who was not advanced, followed the monsters into the brightly red auditorium, each found a place to sit, and waited for the wedding banquet.

Different from the solemnity in Qianping when the heaven and the earth were respected, the wedding hall is not so particular. The big guys are eating melon and fruit snacks and chatting lively. Together, two of them also took out a few mobile phones to play games with big monsters such as Yisniper, Congcong, and Lei.

Bu Zichang, the elder brother of Silver Feather Sect, was playing the game. Seeing Shi Hanchi's brows frowned into a bow tie, he angrily reprimanded in a low voice, "I don't do my job properly."

Zhang Dounan laughed at the side: "Today is a day of great joy, and it's not too much for the boys to relax once in a while."

Shi Hanchi glared at Zhang Dounan, not wanting to talk to him, the Zhang family has one more disciple who has been promoted to the fixed rank than the Silver Feather Sect disciple, that's great!

Zhang Dounan's face was full of red: It's just amazing, hahaha!

Shi Hanchi didn't want to talk to the old man any more, and focused his attention on Taotie who came on stage with a microphone.

then……

He embarrassingly experienced an embarrassing host, and his degree of embarrassment can be regarded as a model of an embarrassing host.

But even if it was so embarrassing, the gods and monsters present still had to give Taotie face, and those who cooperated should applaud and boo. No one looked down at their mobile phones or ate their fruits and snacks. It can be called the most cooperative guest in history.

Fortunately, Zunshen and Dongjun were reliable, and Taotie was not allowed to preside over the whole process, and he killed Taotie's dream of hosting with a roasted whole lamb.

Almost all the people present here have eaten at the forest restaurant in the museum. Needless to say, the food in the forest restaurant is delicious, but the museum's "trench" gas dry cloud often uses various precious spiritual plants to make dishes, which makes them hate it. I can't stay in the forest restaurant for a long time without leaving.

Therefore, everyone in Renxiu looked forward to the wedding banquet in the museum.

The big monsters in the museum are also looking forward to the wedding banquet. The ingredients are all discussed and bought by them, and the dishes are all discussed and decided by them, haha.

Only the little demons and animals in the mountains who came to congratulate him were all ignorant and unaware, looking at the excited and expectant Renxiu and the big monster.

After the gluttonous "serve the food", the little monsters working in the museum quickly moved a rack of roasted whole lamb into the auditorium. The purpose of the long table in the middle of the auditorium is confusing , is also concretely reflected.

That's right, under the arrangement of the monsters, the wedding banquet was a blast!water!seat!

The food is served continuously, and after one bowl is served, another bowl is served. The monsters like to eat like this the most. They feel that they can eat for three days and three nights without stopping.

For such an important matter as eating, Minghuo, who was not the demon queen, transformed on the spot. While Renxiu was stunned, a dark light flashed across his body, and he turned into a 190-centimeter demon god avatar—without clothes.

A young female monk who came with her elders saw Ming Huo who was naked, and yelled "Yeah", covered her flushed face, opened her fingers, and secretly looked at him.

Minghuo, the real body of the demon god, has long black hair like crow feathers that reaches down to the bottom of the buttocks. He has a very handsome appearance, a high nose and deep eyes, but classical oriental beauty, a golden ratio figure, strong muscles, and a dangerous charm in every gesture. .

Dan Xiao is also extremely handsome, but Dan Xiao's indifference makes people afraid to approach.Ming Huo makes people want to get his favor like moths flying to a flame.

The original push was also very handsome, but it was another style.Because of its gentle personality, it is especially liked by small animals.If it wasn't for Dangkang's jealousy, he ran away from the mountain angrily after even touching the unicorn, and asked him to look for it everywhere, Qinshan might have become a mountain full of small animals.

If these three gods stood side by side in a row, the one who would please women the most would still be Ming Huo.

"Put on your clothes." Dan Xiao shook his hands, and covered Ming Huo's head with a long robe.

At the other god's wedding, he ran around streaking in a show of anger, so he wondered if this immoral person could do it.

Ming Huo didn't take it seriously, put on his clothes, and then slapped the gluttonous who had snatched the whole lamb away, occupying the whole lamb.

"I've been suffocated to death this month." Ming Huo sighed, tore off a leg of lamb, and bit it viciously.

The young female monks who covered their faces and peeked: "..." I didn't expect you to be such a demon god!

The elders of the various families and sects didn't care much about the devil's figure and eating appearance. They kept their identities, reserved and embarrassed to compete with the monsters for roasting the whole lamb. Seeing the juniors mingling among the monsters and eating meat, they were very envious.

After waiting for the long table to be served, they walked to the table and were stunned.

The dishes on the long table are divided into two styles. One side shows a hundred ways to eat fish, and the other side shows... where is the limit of dark cuisine.

It’s fine to stir-fry vegetables with spicy strips, why don’t you even let go of chocolate beans?

There are also donuts, spiced beef jerky, chicken feet with pickled peppers, potato chips, marshmallows, ice cream...

It was the most extraordinary wedding banquet ever.

The bigwigs in the metaphysics world of Huaguo held up their chopsticks, neither eating nor not eating, they looked so pitiful.

Why don't they eat fish?

Because they were warned by Taotie Wuqiongqi that they were not allowed to go and grab fish with the curator.

The fish belong to the curator, and only the curator can eat fish.

The bigwig in the metaphysics world sighed helplessly.

Zhang Dounan didn't have the burden of being a boss, he took a bite of the fried spicy strips, and was immediately amazed that it was extremely delicious.

After buying the spicy strips, they were reprocessed again. I don’t know what kind of condiments the cooking demon put in the dishes.

Seeing Zhang Dounan's expression of enjoyment, Shi Hanchi wondered if his acting skills had improved again, "Is it really delicious?"

Zhang Dounan glanced at him and continued to eat without speaking.

Shi Hanchi couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he took a piece of sauced duck neck and put it in his mouth, and was immediately overwhelmed by the deliciousness and aura.

Seeing that they had all eaten, the others showed expressions of enjoyment, and picked up their chopsticks one after another.

This leads to a serious problem -

vegetable!No!enough!eat!

When the monsters set the menu, they only considered eating for themselves, but they never thought that so many people and monsters would come to watch the ceremony and drink the wedding wine.

They originally planned to eat the food for three days and three nights, but they couldn't resist it for a day, so they ate it all! ! !

The monster stared at Renxiu, and Renxiu pretended to be stupid, while the little demons and animals in the mountain were still confused.

Taotie: "You guys eat too much."

Bu Zichang, the chief disciple of the Silver Feather Sect, grinned: "Not much, not much, I haven't shown my strength yet."

Taotie was angry: "How else do you want to play? How dare you humans eat so much?!"

Bu Zichang: "He has no heart and lungs, and he doesn't get tired after eating and drinking."

Taotie: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Buzichang took him to play a few games with him and other monsters gave him a thumbs up. This human being will lead them to play games with good eloquence, and he can make Brother Taotie angry like this. At first glance, he is a promising human being.

The high three-day and three-night plan ended early when the ingredients were exhausted, and the big monsters were all upset. The little monsters and animals who came to congratulate them in the mountains were keenly aware of the low pressure of the big monsters, and they left early with a sense of crisis.

There are many people with keen five senses in human cultivation, but the children from various schools and sects outside who are still advancing have not moved, and they can't escape in advance, so they can only sacrifice their lives to accompany the monster. Let's play games together.

"Huh? Where are the curator and Xiaoyu?" Fuzhu asked before entering the game.

"It must have gone to the bridal chamber." Suss slapped it with his arm, "Hurry up, get ready."

Fuzhu looked down at his phone, and was immediately pulled into the sea of ​​stars in the game, and the words "I'm not going to eavesdrop on the curator Xiaoyu's bridal chamber" were eaten by itself.

Dan Xiao Ling Muyu, who was cared for by her husband for three seconds, left the wedding hall early.

After Ling Muyu was full, she told Dan Xiao that she was going to see the new house furnished by the monsters.

Dan Xiao could eat or not, so he put down his chopsticks immediately, and left the wedding banquet quietly with him.

Walking to the door of the bedroom, Ling Muyu asked Dan Xiao: "You don't know how the monsters arrange it?"

Dan Xiao nodded: "I'm looking forward to watching it with you."

"The monsters have such a strange taste, they always feel that what is behind the door is either a surprise or a shock." Ling Muyu pushed the door open as he spoke.

Naturally, the new house is also full of festive red colors. A pair of dragon and phoenix candles are burning on the desk, and there are many auspicious melon and fruit snacks. There are two white jade wine glasses tied with red silk next to a white jade jug. The red bed quilt is embroidered with mandarin ducks.

At first glance, the new house is still very normal.

Ling Muyu wondered why the monsters didn't let him watch such a serious new house in advance, and said there was a surprise, where is the surprise?

Is it a surprise that the mandarin ducks embroidered on the scarlet quilt are both males?

Ling Muyu pursed his lips in boredom, feeling that he had been blinded by his curiosity for so many days, but when he turned around, his eyes widened when he saw a light blue object in Dan Xiao's hand.

"You carry this thing with you?!" I didn't expect you to be such a god!

"It's in the box next to the bed." Dan Xiao pointed to the box with the light blue thing.

Ling Muyu opened it, and inside the box was a row of similar shapes and different sizes... Yushi...

Not only Yushi, but he also found all kinds of sex toys in the room one after another, which can be called a large exhibition of Chinese and foreign countries that spans ancient and modern times.

Ling Muyu: "...is this a surprise?"

Dan Xiao nodded: "It seems so."

Ling Muyu: "..." I'm not happy at all!

Dan Xiao said: "The monsters are also well-intentioned."

Ling Muyu: "I think I put more effort into it. I decided to strengthen the ideological and moral education of monsters and let them recite the core values ​​every day."

Dan Xiao chuckled, reached out and hugged his freshly baked wife into his arms, and whispered: "Let's not disappoint the good intentions of the monsters, let's try these things."

"These?"

Ling Muyu was shocked, and was kissed by Dan Xiao before she finished speaking.

After more than two hours, Ling Xiaoyu, who had been tossed so hard that he couldn't get up and down, roared: "You also have to recite the core values ​​to me every day!!!"