Lord, your grass jelly has slipped away again [Transmigration Book]

Chapter 1



Chapter 1

In the early morning, a plump, fluffy little bullfinch flew from a distance and tentatively landed on the window sill.

On the window sill, a small green grass that was about to drip was lying quietly in a flower pot.

The small green grass grows juicy, and the tender green leaf tips are crystal clear. They stretch out from the grass stems and shake slightly in the wind comfortably.The top of the green grass is dotted with a pale pink flower spike, like a small pompom, shyly and timidly hidden in the slender leaves, showing a bit of laziness.

The little gray sparrow jumped up to the edge of the flowerpot, and just as the little bird's beak was about to touch the leaves of the small green grass, a human voice suddenly came from outside the courtyard.

The little gray bird was startled, and flapped its wings and flew to the eaves.

Two maids, one tall and one short, whispered and walked into the yard.

"You said what's wrong with our little prince, he insisted on marrying an unknown person, and it will make the princess mad."

"Who knows, I heard that he is still a man. Although I don't see his appearance, but he must be a very good-looking beauty who can make the prince confront the Holy Majesty in public."

"What are you thinking, girl? If you really marry in, then you will be the princess. Is she a beauty? Can we talk about it?"

The short maidservant was knocked on the head, shut up and stopped talking, took out a water bottle from the basket, and watered the flowers and plants in the yard.

After a while, she said again: "But according to the law, a man can only be a concubine, not a regular wife?"

"No," the tall maid trimmed the flower branches and sighed, "otherwise, the lord dotes on the prince so much, why would he lock him in the palace and let him think about it. I heard that the prince wants to marry that young master as his concubine. Alas, no Explain the origin of the young master, and refuse to let him come out to be seen by others, who else can agree?"

The short servant girl paused, covered her face and smiled: "Perhaps I'm afraid that the young master will be embarrassed. I can't see that our prince is still so infatuated to protect his shortcomings."

"Okay, let's get to work."

After finishing the flowers and plants in the courtyard, the two maidservants walked to the window sill, carefully took out a bowl of clear yellow soup from the basket, and poured it on the small green grass.

While pouring water, the short maid sighed with emotion: "In a yard of flowers and plants, this grass is the most precious. The medicinal soup tributed from the Western Regions is a nourishing medicine, and it is hard to find. It is all used by the prince to water the flowers. I watched I feel bad."

"My lord, it's not the first day you know about this little grass." The tall maid said with a smile, "My lord said, this grass has the appearance of blessings, it can seek benefits and avoid harm, and it is immune to all poisons. It is a fairy obtained by chance." Grass, don’t take care of it carefully. This little grass prince has been raising it for ten years, if he hadn’t been trapped in the palace for the past two days and couldn’t get out, how could you and I take care of it.”

The two maidservants carefully poured the medicinal soup and dried the flower pots for the little green grass before leaving the yard.

As soon as the maid walked away, the little green grass trembled with its back feet, shaking off the crystal water droplets on the leaves.

The little gray sparrow flew down from the eaves and was immediately splashed with a few drops of bitter medicinal soup.

"Little Leaf!" The little gray sparrow chirped, calling out dissatisfied.

"How many times have I told you that my name is Ye Zi, not Xiao Yezi. How can I be so young?" The voice was clear and slow, with a little tiredness that was not difficult to detect, extremely lazy.

The two slender stems of the small green grass protrude from the bottom of the leaves, like two slender arms stretched out and stretched.The pale pink flower spikes moved, like a nimble little head, and after turning around, their eyes fell on the little gray bird.

The little gray bird complained aggrievedly: "You have stained my feathers!"

Ye Zi was more aggrieved than it: "My whole body has been stained."

The little gray sparrow saw that the little green grass was soaked in the yellow medicine soup, and looked stinky and embarrassed several times worse than herself, so she was not very angry, and said sympathetically, "Little Yezi, you are really pitiful."

Ye Zi shook the branch angrily: "That's right, it's all due to that bastard Gu Yan."

Gu Yan is the owner of Prince Rui's Mansion, the current nephew of the Holy Majesty.

Gu Xiaowang had a serious illness when he was young, and had a high fever for several days, and even the imperial physician was unable to recover.One night after several days of continuous burning, Young Master Gu suddenly disappeared.No one knew how he left the palace under the guard of a group of maids and servants, but when he reappeared the next day and passed out at the gate of the palace, he was holding the little green grass Ye Zi in his hand.

But Gu Xiaowang's illness was miraculously cured.

After he recovered from his illness, the little prince kept silent about how he got this little green grass, only saying that it was an auspicious fairy grass, and he kept it in the palace until now.

Ye Zi was immersed in the memories, and even the delicate leaves curled up unconsciously.

He has spent a full ten years in the palace.

Ten years ago, when he woke up, he found that he came here and turned into a small green grass.

The name Gu Yan was no stranger to him.

Ye Zi clearly remembered that before coming here, he had just finished reading a Gongdou novel.The villain of that novel is the Rui Wang Gu Yan.

That Gongdou novel used more than two-thirds of the page, telling how the little prince turned himself from a proud son of heaven to a crazy person, and finally became insane because of the failure to seize the throne, and was beheaded by the protagonist who is the prince himself kill.

Based on all the information he got, Ye Zi was sure that he had transmigrated into this book.As for why he didn't turn into any of the characters in it, but turned into a little green grass, maybe it can only be attributed to a system bug.

However, he wasn't the only one with bugs.

The little prince in the book, Gu Yan, was an incomparable talent when he was young. Not only did he have a peerless face, he was also capable of writing and martial arts, and was good at scheming. Ye Zi suspected that the author was a villain.

——Completely different from the Gu Yan Ye Zi knew.

Ye Zi stayed in the palace for ten years and didn't want to understand why the opening method was wrong when she first transmigrated, which caused Gu Yan's design to collapse like this.

The promised proud son, cold-blooded and ruthless?It is agreed that life and death will be seized, and power will be poured into the government and the public?

People in their twenties, ignorant of learning and skills all day long, either shutting themselves in the courtyard to play with flowers and plants, or wandering around, doing nothing without writing or martial arts, except for that face, they are useless.

Now he actually contradicts his own royal uncle for marrying a little goblin who doesn't know where he came from. Why doesn't this person go to heaven?

"Little Ye Zi, what are you thinking?" Little Gray Sparrow's voice pulled Ye Zi out of his memory, "Are you unhappy knowing that the little prince is going to get married?"

Ye Zi tried to roll her eyes to show her attitude, but Xiao Huasui only trembled reluctantly, unable to make such a difficult movement.

He silently withdrew his cramp-like spikes, and replied in a cold voice: "Whether he gets married or not is none of my business?"

The little gray sparrow was bouncing around beside him, with a look of insight into the world: "I came from outside, and many girls in the city are very sad because the prince is getting married."

Ever since Ye Zi became a little green grass, he has the ability to communicate with animals and plants, but most of them have not yet opened their spiritual consciousness, so he can only communicate with them briefly, but cannot communicate with them.This little gray bird is the first little animal he meets here that can only talk to him directly, and it can be regarded as his only friend.

Ye Zi couldn't leave the palace normally, so he relied on it to bring him news from outside.

The little gray bird has just developed a spiritual consciousness for a few years, and she is very interested in human society. She likes to squat in the corner and eavesdrop on people's conversations when she has nothing to do.After listening to it for several years, I understand a lot.

Ye Zi clicked his tongue, and said sourly: "Who made that kid walk around the market all day like a peacock, causing a group of girls to cry and want to marry him... Don't be dazed, come and help."

A small handful of soil was thrown out of the flower pot, Ye Zi was trying to dig himself out with his two slender stems.

He had been doused with medicinal soup, and now he was sticky and smelled indescribably, and he urgently needed to find a place to wash.

The little gray sparrow jumped onto the edge of the flower pot and came up to help him dig the soil. After digging for a long time, the grass and the birds groaned and groaned, the roots buried deep in the flower pot finally came out.

The little gray bird suddenly asked: "Don't you want to be a princess?"

"——!!" Ye Zi was pulling himself out, when he heard that his foot slipped, and the whole plant of grass flew upside down, and fell firmly onto the window sill.

Ye Zi fell on the ground paved with bluestones, surrounded by the soil he brought out from the flowerpot, looking rather embarrassed.He struggled to get up, shook the roots that hadn't moved for a long time, took two unsteady steps, and jumped into the carp pond beside him.

Ye Zi stretched out her branches and leaves in the carp pond, letting the water flow through her stems, roots, and veins, so comfortable that the tip of the leaf was trembling.

After a while, Ye Zi asked back: "What do you think about all day, why do I want to be a princess?"

The little gray bird tilted its head, as if it was stopped by Ye Zi's question.

Ye Zi decided not to let this little bird continue to think wildly: "Besides, the lord already has someone he likes in his heart, so it's up to outsiders to think or not?"

The little gray bird wondered: "But isn't you the one he likes the most?"

Ye Zi: "..."

"You little silly bird, do you know what liking is?"

"Why don't I understand!" The little gray sparrow is in the rebellious period, the most sensitive people say it doesn't understand.It flapped its wings twice, and said righteously, "It's said in the scriptures that if you like someone, you'll be happy when you see them, miss you when you can't see them, and always want to be together all the time."

"...The prince kept you in his house and stayed with you all day long. Even if he was not in the mansion, he would send someone to take care of you. Two years ago, the cat in the front yard came in and bit you, and the prince almost picked it up. Skin, don’t you like it?”

—— Ye Zi almost believed it herself.

He was about to think about how to explain it to the little gray bird, but Gu Yan raised him as a mascot at best, but the latter suddenly remembered something, flapped his wings and flew into the air: "I can't tell you anymore, I want Go to the teahouse and listen to Mr. Shu's stories, if you don't go, you will miss it."

After finishing speaking, he flew away in a hurry, leaving Ye Zi in a mess in the water.

Frankly speaking, Gu Yan treated him pretty well.Not only did he water him every day to eliminate insects, talk with him to relieve his boredom, but also found all kinds of tonics to feed him, as if he was afraid that he would not live long, so it must be taken seriously.

But...if Gu Yan could not be so caring, maybe Ye Zi would not have developed to the point where he wanted to strangle people to death when he saw him.

Although Ye Zi looks like a grass, he is indeed a serious person.He didn't need to water at all, he didn't need to drink those bitter and unpleasant Shiquan Da tonics, and he didn't need someone to chatter next to him day and night, so that he couldn't sleep!

It was okay for a day or two, but for some reason that little prince was very persistent in raising him, and he had been doing this to him for ten years.

I'm afraid I can't be more patient with my own daughter-in-law than this.

The more Ye Zi thought about it, the angrier he became, he quickly jumped out of the pool, ready to return to the basin to calm down.

He had just stepped a root into the flower pot when he suddenly had an idea.

When he first came to the palace, he couldn't control this body freely.Later, it was because Gu Yan watched him too closely, and because his group of hidden guards were on shift day and night, Ye Zi had no chance to escape even if he wanted to.

But today is different.

It's rare that Gu Yan entered the palace and won't come back for a short time, isn't this the best time for him to escape from the clutches of evil?

Let you torture me every day, and I will run away from home right away, mad at you!

It took Ye Zi less than three seconds to make a plan to run away from home.

He waved the grass roots like two little feet, trotted all the way, and slipped out of the yard.In these years, it's not that he hasn't left the flower pot and sneaked out to play. He knows the layout of Prince Rui's mansion very well.

Ye Zi easily avoided the servants and maids in the palace, and soon came to the front yard.

He squatted in the flower bed under the wall, the leaves curled up unconsciously, and there was a tension that was not difficult to detect.

Not far away is the gate of the palace. After passing through this gate, he rushed to freedom, but it was not that simple for him.

Because of that stupid cat that was kept in the front yard.

A few years ago, Ye Zi tried for the first time to control her new body to leave the flower pot.He wandered around the palace curiously, and was about to run out of the palace to have a look, but he was discovered by that stupid cat, who chased him for more than a dozen yards, almost biting him bald.

Ye Zi was afraid of cats when he was a human being, and after that experience, he even had a psychological shadow on cats.Even the occasional meowing of a cat from a distance can make him tremble for a long time.

Ye Zi watched secretly on the eaves for a while, but he didn't see even a cat hair, so he finally felt relieved.Taking advantage of the guards guarding the gate not paying attention, Ye Zi stretched out his stalks to climb on the tiles on the hospital wall, and threw himself on a swing.

At the same time, a carriage stopped leisurely in front of Prince Rui's Mansion.

"My lord, be careful." Hearing a familiar voice, Ye Zi paused, and stopped jumping out of the courtyard wall in extreme danger.

Don't come back sooner or later, but come back at this time.

Did this person do it on purpose? !

Ye Zi crouched in the middle of the tiles, poking out a small flower spike, quietly observing.

A white and strong hand with well-defined knuckles opened the curtain, and a pair of brocade boots stepped out of the carriage.

Xu Shi suffered from a serious illness when he was young, and Gu Yan's health was not very good. Not only could he not practice martial arts, but he was also very afraid of the cold.It is early spring now, he is still wrapped in a black fox fur, his face is slightly pale, and he looks a little frail.

As if he sensed something, he glanced in the direction where Ye Zi was.

Gu Yan had an incomparably handsome face, with a straight nose, sharp eyebrows, and a small cinnabar mole at the end of the upturned eyes, adding a bit of gloom.His expression was always indifferent and cold, and his eyes were as deep as a pool of water, which made people unconsciously drown in it.

Ye Zi was afraid of being seen by him, and was about to shrink back, but he heard a cry from behind that made his heart go cold.

"Meow!"

A not-so-small orange cat came under the fence at some point, and its round eyes had already locked onto Ye Zi.At the same time as it yelled, it jumped up and ruthlessly showed its claws towards the weak little green grass.

"Ahhh-"

Ye Zi's claws grabbed half of a leaf off, and her fear reached the bottom of her heart.He yelled in a panic and jumped forward, flew directly out of the courtyard wall of the palace, and smashed at Gu Yan who was about to enter the mansion impartially.

Seeing something flying towards him, Gu Yan subconsciously raised his hand and grabbed it.

Gu Yan who saw clearly what he caught: "..."


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