Chapter 49 Dou, the Bathing Problem
Chapter 49 Dou, the Bathing Problem
The people on the bed are tired of doing, and the people under the bed are tired of listening.
Bai Yutang looked at Zhan Zhao with his chin in his hand, and saw that he had a gloomy expression on his face, as if he was a bit regretful. If he had known that he would not have come to listen to the corner, he reached out his hand to touch Zhan Zhao's reddish ears.
The tentacles were soft and hot, Bai Yutang suddenly felt as if he had been burned, so he withdrew his hand abruptly.
Zhan Zhao felt his hot ears touched by cool fingers, and he was shocked, and turned around...the two looked at each other.
Zhan Zhao's eyes are big, with bright dark pupils, slightly pointed eyes, and double eyelids.Bai Yutang's eyes are peach blossoms, amber pupils, the tips of the eyes are slightly turned up, and they also have double eyelids, but Zhan Zhao's pair is outside, and Bai Yutang's pair is inside, the two of them stared at each other.
Bai Yutang stared at Zhan Zhao's nose, and clicked his tongue twice in his heart, this cat's nose is not bad, it is tall and straight, the nose wings are not too big or small, it looks really comfortable.Zhan Zhao stared at Bai Yutang's nose, and clicked his tongue twice in his heart, the mouse's nose is so pretty, straight and straight, it looks very arrogant, so, whether a man looks good or not, the nose is the most important thing.
Bai Yutang looked down and looked at Zhan Zhao's mouth. The cat's mouth was not big, it was ruddy, not dry, and it looked like a cat's mouth. It felt light and delicate, as if it was smiling.Taking a closer look, Bai Yutang was almost amused, and when Zhan Zhao closed his mouth, he seemed to be smiling.
Zhan Zhao's gaze also moved down, looking at Bai Yutang's mouth, this mouse's mouth is not small, but it is very thin, with a warm vermilion color, isn't it said that people with too thin mouths are mean.That's right, if the mouse doesn't speak, it will be mad when it speaks.
The two looked at each other for a long time, and they were puzzled when they saw the toes from the tip of their hair. Why do they think that the other party looks so pleasing to the eye?
The two were unwilling, so they wanted to find some unpleasant places on each other, but they couldn't find it after searching for a long time... At the same time, they had an idea, when they had no clothes on, they would compare...
"Chess." Mao Chen's words on the bed interrupted the random thoughts of the two people under the bed, and they pricked up their ears to listen carefully.
"Let's not go to the Snake Eagle School, let's go far away." Mao Chen said.
"The Snake Eagle Cult will not let us go!" Lan Qi whispered.
"What the hell, let's write their affairs into a letter and hand it over to the people in Kaifeng Mansion, and then return Pang Yu?" Mao Chen said, "The people in Kaifeng Mansion will definitely catch that Snake Eagle Sect. At that time, they were too busy to care about where we went."
Lan Qi sighed, "I'll think about it."
Bai Yutang held his chin and winked at Zhan Zhao—mao'er, or else he might as well go out. Since these two want to surrender so much, it's rare for them to have a lover. It's not easy for everyone, why don't we take them back to Kaifeng Mansion?By the way, he also saved the little crab?
Zhan Zhao thought for a while, then frowned slightly - the idea is good, but how to get out?Get out from under the bed?What a shame.
At this moment, Bai Yutang's expression suddenly changed, and Zhan Zhao also heard something outside...someone is coming!
"Maochen." Lan Qi was shocked, Maochen turned over and stood up, drawing a knife to protect the outside of the bed, seeming very nervous.
Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao exchanged glances, both getting ready to go out.
At this moment, suddenly, the door was knocked open with a "crash", and a man in black jumped in, standing on Pang Yu's box impartially.
"Deputy leader?" Mao Chen cried out in shock.
The man in black wore a black mask and smiled coldly at the two of them, "Those who betray the Snake Eagle Cult...will be killed without mercy!"
As soon as the voice fell, several masked men in black rushed in from behind the door. Maochen raised his knife to protect Lan Qi, frowned, and said, "Vice leader, you have no proof, why do you say we betrayed Snake Eagle?" teach?"
The deputy leader smiled and said, "Have you forgotten the prohibition of my Snake and Eagle Cult? It is already a capital offense for you to dare to stone." Then he ordered his subordinates, "Take the box away, and put the two of them on the spot." execution!"
"Yes!" Several subordinates drew their knives and were about to kill them. At this moment, they suddenly saw a cold light flying out from under the bed.
Everyone was stunned. Before the two men in black walking in front could understand what was going on, they were hit by a bronze mirror. With a muffled grunt, they flew into the wall.
Afterwards, two figures sprang out from under the bed, stood in front of Maochen, and faced those men in black without saying much.
The man in black was good at martial arts, but compared to Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao, he was still far behind. In the end, both of his acupuncture points were tapped and he was thrown to the ground.
Bai Yutang went to take a look first and found no one he knew. The deputy leader was a woman in her thirties with a fierce look on her face.Seeing her baring her teeth, Bai Yutang put the mask on her again.
Zhan Zhao turned his head, and saw a man wearing a white undershirt standing by the bed with a knife in his hand. There were scattered clothes all over the floor, while another handsome man was leaning against the bed naked, wrapped in a Wearing a quilt.
Zhan Zhao rubbed his nose in embarrassment, he knew Mao Chen who was standing in the front, he was Su Changsong, a school lieutenant in the imperial army, wasn't he an imperial order...
Su Changsong was completely dumbfounded when he saw the two people coming out from under the bed. He looked at the weapons in their hands and gasped, but the appearance of the two seemed different.
Seeing that there was nothing left to pretend, Bai Yutang took off his outfit and said, "It's so uncomfortable, I'd rather be more comfortable like this."
Zhan Zhao had no choice but to take off the outfit on his body.
"Master Zhan..." Su Changsong's complexion was wonderful, he opened his mouth and saluted Zhan Zhao.
Zhan Zhao was also quite embarrassed, and said, "Master Su."
"Uh... you guys." Su Changsong didn't finish his sentence when he heard Lan Qi screaming from behind him. He tore off the bed curtain and got into the quilt. During the two hours of making out, the people under the bed heard it, and they said so many embarrassing things.
Bai Yutang looked up at the moths in the corner of the wall, Zhan Zhao lowered his head to step on the ants, and Su Changsong was blushing.
After a long time, Zhan Zhao was more courageous, broke the silence, and said, "Lord Su, listen to me and come back to Kaifeng Mansion with us."
Su Changsong waved his hand and said, "Master Zhan, you don't need to tell me, I plan to go too. Su Changsong would rather go to Kaifeng Mansion to sue today than live in secret like this." After speaking, he lifted the bed curtain.
"Ah!" Lan Qi yelled again, seeing that he was naked and half dressed, Su Changsong quickly pulled down the bed curtain.
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang hurriedly turned around and tied up those members of the Snake Eagle Sect. Afterwards, everyone sneaked out of the cabin, boarded a small boat to the shore of Kaifeng, and returned to the government office.
When they returned to Kaifeng Mansion, Bao Zheng and the others were still awake, and they were a little surprised to find that Zhan Zhao and the others had brought so many people back.
"Pang Yu is here." Zhan Zhao said, and put the box on the ground.
Lan Qi took out the key, and Zhao Hu took the key and opened the box... Suddenly, he felt a stench.
Bai Yutang loves cleanliness the most, so he flew far away and looked at the box, "Isn't it that you're going to die so soon?"
Zhao Hu pinched his nose and took a look inside, said, "I'm alive, probably because people have three urgencies."
Everyone couldn't laugh or cry, Gongsun looked at the fainted Pang Yu, and said, "I probably passed out from the smoke."
Pang Tong was a little helpless, and said, "Wake him up after washing."
"Oh, wait." Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce spoke at the same time, everyone was stunned, Bao Zheng said to Chao Mahan, "Cover the box, and then quietly send it to the Pang Mansion, don't let anyone know!"
Everyone nodded, Chao Mahan took the box out, and Gongsun said to Pang Tong, "He already hates you, if you let you see him so ugly, he should go all out to kill you .”
After hearing this, Pang Tong smiled slightly and looked at Gongsun, "Thank you, sir, for your kindness."
Gongsun's face became hot, he turned his face away, and said in his heart, who cares.
Bao Zheng asked Song Changsong and Lan Qi to go to the study to talk, Zhan Zhao wanted to go and listen, but Bai Yutang grabbed him, "Cat, take a bath first, it's so uncomfortable, we both lay on the ground for a long time. "
Gongsun was puzzled and asked, "Why do you lie on the ground?"
Lan Qi and Su Changsong blushed instantly, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang smiled awkwardly, and hurried into the room.
"Huh..." After entering the room, Bai Yutang breathed a sigh of relief, and Zhan Zhao sat down on the side of the bed. Seeing Mao Qiu sleeping next to his pillow, he reached out to hug him and rubbed his stomach. Mao Qiu meowed Meowed twice.
Bai Yutang turned his face and saw that Zhan Zhao was staring at the fur ball and smiling. For some reason, the two meows just now made his heart itch.
He quickly shook his head and ordered the servants to get hot water, they wanted to take a bath.
Soon, hot water came and Bai Yutang closed the door. Zhan Zhao looked at the two large tubs behind the screen and asked, "Mice, why are you taking a bath with me?"
Bai Yutang rolled his eyes at him, "Your place is warmer, my room is leaky."
Zhan Zhao thought about it, would it?Houses in Kaifeng are not leaky.
Bai Yutang ignored him, touched the hot water, and said to Zhan Zhao, "Cat, do you want to wash it?"
Zhan Zhao rolled his eyes, looked at Bai Yutang and smiled, "You wash first."
Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, "The water should be cold, anyway, what's the order of the two buckets?"
"En." Zhan Zhao put the fur ball aside, walked to the bucket, looked at Bai Yutang, and they looked at each other.
Bai Yutang asked, "Cat, why don't you take off your clothes and wash?"
Zhan Zhao looked back at him, "Then you take it off first."
Bai Yutang untied his belt and said, "One piece for each person."
Zhan Zhao watched Bai Yutang put the belt on the side screen and hung it up, and said, "Okay, one for each person." Then, he took off the belt as well.
Afterwards, Bai Yutang took off his boots, Zhan Zhao also took off his boots, Bai Yutang took off his headband, Zhan Zhao also took off his boots in a daze, and finally the two of them took off their underwear, and they stood by the bucket and looked at each other.
Bai Yutang looked at Zhan Zhao's white cotton undershirt, swallowed, "Cat, you go first."
Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang's white silk undershirt, and swallowed, "Mouse, you go first."
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