long moon smiles in the sky

Chapter 105 Marriage, Marriage and Oolong

Zhan Zhao was confused by what Tang Mi said, and couldn't help asking, "Are they all killed by wolves?"

"Huo...there are all kinds of strange things!" Tang Mi became more interested, and said, "Some were bitten by dogs, tigers, bears, zombies, little ghosts... In short, there are all kinds of things."

Zhan Zhao stared at Tang Mi for a long time before asking, "Is this evil?"

"That's not true." Tang Mi nodded, and just as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of gongs and drums downstairs.

Tang Mi poked his head out to look out, raised his eyebrows, "Wow! Why are there so many wedding teams?"

Zhan Zhao also poked his head out to look, "Oh, really, there are several teams here, right? Today seems to be a good day."

"One-two...eight..." Tang Mi nodded and said, "Ten sedan chairs, there are ten brides...it's a pity."

Zhan Zhao looked at him with a frown, and asked, "It's such a great thing for someone else to get married, what are you regretting?"

Tang Mi raised his eyes to look at Zhan Zhao, and said, "Why isn't it a pity? I lost another ten targets."

The corner of Zhan Zhao's mouth twitched uncontrollably, and he said to himself... Tang Mi, you don't want to let go of any woman in the world, do you? !

At this time, suddenly, I heard an earth-shattering cry from a sedan chair, "I don't want to marry! Don't marry!"

The sound was loud and earth-shattering.

Many pedestrians in Kaifeng mansion stared at the sedan chair with their mouths wide open in horror.I saw that the sedan chair that was crying was the one in the middle.This sedan chair is quite interesting, other sedan chairs are small and small, only two people carry it, how much does a girl weigh?But this sedan chair is very wide, as big as two other sedan chairs, and it is carried by four porters.

"Well, this bride is full of energy." Zhan Zhao thought with emotion. Mr. Zhang probably had this voice back then, and he wondered if the river flowed backwards.

"Guard Zhan!" Tang Mi roared suddenly.

Zhan Zhao was startled, raised his eyes to look at him, and thought - what's wrong?

Tang Mi looked at Zhan Zhao with grief and indignation, "Tell me, do you have any sympathy?"

"Ah?" Zhan Zhao looked puzzled and innocent—what did I do?

"Didn't you hear what that beauty said?" Tang Mi asked, "She said she didn't want to marry!"

"Uh...yes." Zhan Zhao nodded and asked, "Well...don't all girls say they don't want to marry when they marry...and no one just goes out because they want to get married, right? Everyone cried so much It's all the same, this girl's voice is louder, isn't it said that it's unlucky for family members not to cry?"

"Nonsense!" Tang Mi said, "Didn't you hear her crying so miserably and loudly?"

Zhan Zhaoxin said, the voice is quite loud, it's miserable... I haven't heard it yet.

"Aren't you going to save her?" Tang Mi looked at Zhan Zhao.

"No way..." Zhan Zhao opened his eyes wide, "Why do you ask me to rescue them? Besides, who can tell whether it's saving people or robbing relatives?!"

"Why are you so indifferent?!" Tang Mi asked seriously.

Zhan Zhao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to himself, everyone said that Tang Mi's emphasis on sex and despising friends was to a certain extreme, and it was true!

But just at this time, I saw a black horse approaching in front of me, and a young man dressed as a groom in bright red shouted to the big sedan chair, "Liu Miao'e, you don't need to marry, I'm retiring!"

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The scene was silent...everyone was silent...

In the midst of this silence, Zhan Zhao heard the sound of a horse neighing from the direction of the city gate.

The sound of the horse's braying sounded familiar. Zhan Zhao looked over in the blink of an eye, and saw a white horse galloping in from outside the city gate. Long sword, handsome and unrestrained but white-clothed chivalrous man... Just in harmony with the sentence "The silver saddle shines on the white horse, and it rustles like a shooting star."

Zhan Zhao raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and a smile appeared on his face.

Bai Yutang rode his horse and galloped into Kaifeng... No, to be precise, no matter how hard he pulled, the return wind would not stop, so he had no choice but to gallop on horseback in the downtown area.

From a long distance, Bai Yutang saw that the street ahead was blocked by a large group of people in wedding clothes, and was wondering, when he heard a loud cry...

"Wow..." A cry came from the oversized red sedan chair, "Why am I so miserable?! Why! Every time I divorce... I'm dead!"

Bai Yutang quickly grabbed Huifeng, this time even Huifeng was frightened, he quickly stood up with a stake, stood up and let out a long hiss, spinning around in a hurry—let it go, Xiaoyue is waiting !

Bai Yutang quickly stretched out his hand to pat Huifeng's neck, thinking...how did this horse suffer from lovesickness like this?

And at this moment, I heard the bridegroom standing at the front who had just retired yelling at the sedan chair in front of everyone, "Liu Miao'e, how shameless are you?! How dare you think about getting married like this? Ugh, luckily Someone told me, otherwise, wouldn’t I have died unjustly? No matter how much money your father has, I’m not going to be high. I want someone to marry you?! In my next life!”

Many people on the street laughed, but inside the sedan chair, the crying of the girl became even louder.

Bai Yutang rode on the horse and didn't know what happened, but he was a little unhappy when he heard the words of the groom official, and said to himself...you old man, why do you say that about the girl?How does this make the girl behave in the future?

But he was also startled by the girl's voice, why was it so loud?

On the second floor, Zhan Zhao also frowned, and said, "Then why is the bridegroom officer so hateful?"

At this time, Tang Mi beside him was already pale with anger. He hated men bullying women the most in his life!When he got angry, Tang Mi lost his mind. He stepped on the railing and yelled at the bridegroom officer, "Oh, can you speak human words? Why don't you apologize to the girl quickly?!"

Many people thought that what Tang Mi said was reasonable, but there were also many people who were laughing, Zhan Zhao frowned slightly, and everyone's reaction seemed a little strange.Seeing that the guy serving tea beside him was also smiling, Zhan Zhao asked him, "Oh, buddy, what's going on?"

The clerk was a little helpless, and said, "Lord Zhan, you don't know, this Liu Miao'e is well-known in the area south of Kaifeng." "Oh?" Zhan Zhao was a little surprised, why hadn't he heard of it?Just ask, "What did she do to be so famous?"

"I can't get married!" The man laughed, "I have retired five times in total. It seems that this girl will never get married in this life. She..."

When Tang Mi heard this, he turned his head and stared before the man finished speaking, "Are you a man?! The girl is still laughing at her for not getting married? You're talking about killing you!"

Seeing Tang Mi's vicious look, the clerk quickly ran away with the plate. Zhan Zhao wanted to ask why a good girl couldn't get married, is there any problem?

But people ran away.

Tang Mi pointed at the bridegroom and said, "If you don't apologize, grandpa will do justice for the heavens today, and clean you up properly!"

Zhan Zhao supported his forehead at the side, thinking...does this have anything to do with doing justice for the heavens? !But he also felt that the groom was too much, and he should apologize to the girl!

The girl seemed to have heard Tang Mi's voice outside, and she heard the crying, and Tang Mi breathed a sigh of relief.

Bai Yutang was riding on the horse, looked up at Tang Mi on the second floor, and saw beside Tang Mi, Zhan Zhao was holding on to the railing on the second floor, smiling and waving to him.

Bai Yutang couldn't help laughing... This cat...

Huifeng also saw Zhan Zhao, and kept digging the ground, looking around, "Where is Zhanzhan, where is Xiaoyue? Where is Xiaoyue?"

Bai Yutang was dizzy from Huifeng's spinning, so he quickly jumped down, grabbed it and said, "If you don't obey me again, I won't let you see Xiaoyue!"

Hui Feng glared at Bai Yutang, and Bai Yutang glared back at it, "Rebel, you?! Wait a little longer!"

Huifeng snorted unhappily on the spot, but stopped making trouble.

"What do you know?" The bridegroom officer felt that Tang Mi was meddling in his own business, and said, "She's just a badass, do you know that he's Kefu? How many families have been ruined?"

Zhan Zhao raised his eyebrows, sure enough... But he really hates Kefu's words, and it's not something a girl would like to encounter, so why blame it all on Kefu?The emperors of all dynasties died because of beautiful women. The premise is not that the girls are good-looking, but that the emperors are lustful!

Naturally, Tang Mi became even angrier. When he thought about it, he felt that this girl must be a lovely and pitiful person, and said, "Stupid, Kefu has no basis for saying it!"

But many other pedestrians whispered to each other, and a few said to Tang Mi, "It's true, it's not a lie."

At this time, the officers and soldiers patrolling the city came and asked the other brides to go first, so as not to block the road and affect passers-by.

As soon as the crowd dispersed, Huifeng began to move forward, and Bai Yutang had no choice but to let go of the gate of Kaifeng Mansion anyway, saying, "Don't bump into people!" Huifeng saw Bai Yutang let go , screamed and ran forward...

The yamen servants at the gate of Kaifeng Mansion raised their eyes and saw a tall horse rushing towards them.

They backed away in shock... Looking carefully, they seemed to recognize each other.

Zhao Hu just came out of the yamen, looked up, "Hey, isn't this Huifeng, the fifth master is here?"

"Huifeng, Xiaoyue was missing you... oh..." Before Zhao Hu finished speaking, Huifeng rushed in.

Fortunately, Zhang Long who came out pulled Zhao Hu away, and the return wind rushed straight into the mansion, and rushed towards the stable with hooves.

"Xiaoyue, Xiaoyue, Xiaoyue!" Huifeng yelled and rushed into the stable, kicked open the door of Xiaoyue's stable, and rushed in.

"Huifeng!" Xiaoyue was surprised to see Huifeng, and everyone saw the two horses rubbing their noses in the stable, and they didn't know what to mutter.

A few yamen servants said, "Oh, don't mention it, Mr. Zhan's Xiaoyue and Huifeng really get along well together."

"That's right, let's just breed, the next foal, anyway, both are good horses."

"That's great!" The yamen servants were talking about it, and the groom who was looking after Huifeng came in with a bundle of fodder and asked, "What are you talking about?"

"Hey, old Wang, that Huifeng..." Before finishing speaking, everyone heard some strange voices... raised their heads...

"Oops!" Several yamen servants shouted, "Really...really bred!"

"It's too bad!" The groom hurriedly threw the fodder and wanted to go over to stop him, but was stopped by a few yamen servants, "Don't go over, you interrupt the intimacy, be careful of being kicked by the return wind!"

"It's over, it's over!" The groom jumped up, "This time, the foal will definitely be born, and Xiaoyue's days are just these days.

"Ah Choo..." Zhan Zhao was standing by the railing on the second floor, suddenly felt that the sun was dazzled... He sneezed when he raised his face.

After the fight, Bai Yutang jumped up from downstairs. "Cat!"

Zhan Zhao saw that he was very energetic and energetic, so he smiled and nodded, "Yes, Yutang."

Looking at the two of them, Tang Mi felt his teeth ache, and thought... no wonder he doesn't have the heart to act chivalrously, the sweetheart is here!

But Tang Mi was not reconciled, he felt that the girl in the sedan chair was being bullied, and the matchmaker and bearers were all there asking the girl, "Miss Liu, why not? Let's go home?"

"I can't go back..." the girl said admiringly, "Father and mother said, if you can't get married again, you don't want me anymore, let me throw myself into the river."

Tang Mi stomped his feet, "Why are you so wicked?!"

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were very angry when they heard this, what kind of parents are these?

"Then the girl is Kefu?" Bai Yutang asked, "Isn't it enough to go to the temple to see a master or find someone to check the number of lives? Is it too much?"

"That's right." Zhan Zhao also nodded.

Seeing Tang Mi's unrelenting desire to stand out for the bride, the groom official said, "You put it lightly, you marry her if you have the ability?!"

Tang Mi became angry. For the beauty, he decided to stab his chest. He slapped his chest and said, "Apologize to this young lady, marry her as soon as you marry, I don't believe in Kefu!"

Both Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang raised their eyes to look at Tang Mi - so, it doesn't matter, right?

As soon as Tang Mi's words fell, he heard a loud roar coming from inside the sedan chair, "Really? You have to keep your word!" After finishing speaking, the sedan chair curtain was pulled open, and there was a "boom" sound. ...

Everyone rubbed their eyes... only a girl jumped down, and when she looked up, she saw Tang Mi, and rushed up in surprise and joy, shouting, "Mr. Xiang!"

Everyone gasped, but Tang Mi was stunned on the spot.

Both Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang swallowed subconsciously, and Zhan Zhao asked, "Well...she has two hundred catties, right?"

"Uh...not necessarily." Bai Yutang said, "I think there are three hundred..."

Then, there was a clicking sound on the stairs, as if the wooden stairs were broken.

Everyone on the second floor fled to Yipang one after another, Zhan Zhao thought for a while, and said, "Oh...I seem to have heard that there is a big family in the suburbs of Kaifeng, with huge wealth, but the daughter is extremely fat, so she has never been able to marry. .”

Bai Yutang frowned slightly, and said, "The husband's family disliked her for being fat, so why did they say she was overcame? Maybe there are people who like fat people?"

Zhan Zhao nodded, "That's true."

"Master Zhan, fifth master, no!" The guy beside him said, "This Liu Miao'e is not only fat, she is really Kefu, one of her bridegroom officials died suddenly when he saw her for the first time; He choked to death when he saw her eating; the third one was said to have hanged himself as soon as he heard that the marriage was settled; Worst of all, hiding under the bed, this Liu Miao'e slept until midnight... the bed was crushed to death."

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Both Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao froze in place, with a thought in their heads... Does this have something to do with Kefu's half a copper coin? !

Looking at Tang Mi again, the expression on his face can be described as wonderful, and he is frowning slightly, his face is a little pale.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at each other, Tang Mi likes beautiful women, and if such a fat girl comes up, she probably will have to run away in a while.

The girl went upstairs, first stood at the top of the stairs and panted for a while, then raised her eyes to see Tang Mi, and then saw that everyone was far away from her, she whispered, "Mr. ...I, at worst, go jump into the river."

Both Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao felt that the girl was quite pitiful, and turned to look at Tang Mi.

Tang Mi stared at the fat girl for a while, then suddenly reached out and stroked his chin, and said, "Huh?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not understanding the meaning of Tang Mi's "um".

Tang Mi looked the girl up and down, and then he raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, and said, "Okay! I will marry you if I marry you! However, after three months, you have to completely obey me. If you don't listen, I don't want you!"

The girl's eyes widened, and her fleshy hands covered her mouth in disbelief.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at each other, both a little surprised - originally thought Tang Mi was a womanizer, but unexpectedly... a good man!