Liu's Pharmacist Hall

Chapter 4 Lying 4

4,

Liu Xiyan experienced the long-lost laziness. There was no alarm clock, no ward rounds, no calls from nurses, and no reminders from the leader. She woke up naturally when she fell asleep, and when she opened her eyes, she saw...

A pair of dull eyes with dark circles.

Liu Xiyan suppressed the shock, sat up slowly, looked at Liu Xisheng who was sleeping next to him in a corpse-like state but couldn't close his eyes, and asked calmly, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"Chatted all night."

"with who?"

"The one on your shoulder."

"..." Liu Xiyan brushed his shoulders, "Is it human?"

"No, it's a frog."

"Does it have any wishes?"

"It has been unlucky all its life. It has been struck by lightning, crushed by trees, run over by cars, and abandoned. It has no love in life. It drowns itself and dies with regret."

"Frogs are amphibians."

"It couldn't be drowned, so he put a sponge in his nostrils first, then threw himself into the water."

"It doesn't need nostrils in the water."

"It took human form and killed itself."

"...You mean, he's a mature frog?"

Liu Xisheng's sluggish eyeballs finally rolled: "How can he chat with me if he's not good enough?"

"Can you commit suicide if you become a sperm?"

"He has the talent of cultivating Taoism, and he will naturally become a master in less than 100 years. He didn't want to. He just wanted to be a quiet frog, watching the flowing water and life."

"So, to what extent have you communicated deeply? For example, why did he come to me?"

"We are both responsible for this matter. In your previous life, you abandoned him and caused him to commit suicide, and then married me. He couldn't forget his love for you, and he secretly spied on you for a long, long time, until you were reincarnated as a human..."

"I have been reincarnated for 30 years, and what do you mean I married you?" Liu Xiyan couldn't help but growl, "Didn't you say that I am your other half of the soul? How can you be crazy to marry yourself?"

Liu Xisheng rubbed his temples, and said weakly, "Can you keep your voice down? I'll explain this later."

"What the hell is that frog trying to do?"

"He doesn't want to do anything, he just wants to protect you silently. But because his physique is too unlucky, you are also unlucky, that's it. By the way, the reason you abandoned him in your previous life was because he was too unlucky."

"Brother." Liu Xiyan held Liu Xisheng's hands and stared into his eyes.

"What are you doing? Let me tell you, I'm not interested in you at all in this life. You should look in the mirror first." Liu Xisheng turned her head to one side.

"You help me save him, and I'll pay you."

"You don't need to be so polite when you talk about fees between brothers. Well, please pay back the credit card for me." Liu Xisheng reluctantly said to Liu Xiyan's shoulder, "Don't cry, buddy, I'll let you cast a good baby , don’t be so unlucky in your next life.”

"what did he say?"

"He said he didn't want to leave you."

"Tell him, if he gets a good pregnancy, like Sister Qingxia or Sister Zuxian, I can consider being with him in my next life."

Liu Xisheng's face suddenly became serious, and he stopped Liu Xiyan from continuing to speak.He listened attentively, and after a while, he looked at Liu Xiyan very solemnly.

"what happened?"

"The frog spirit fell asleep. He was out of energy during the day and wanted to sleep."

"What does your expression mean?"

"Before he fell asleep, he said that another thing has taken a fancy to you and is trying to attach itself to you from someone else. If you drive him away, that thing will come soon."

Liu Xiyan looked at Liu Xisheng silently, and after a long while, he said, "If I were your other half soul, why would people only look at me and not you?"

"It has nothing to do with the soul, it has to do with the birth date. That is to say, two equally beautiful cups, one filled with honey and the other filled with shit, naturally attract different things."

"Mine is filled with honey so it attracts a lot of bees? Yours is filled with shit so it's okay?"

"Your shit attracts flies, mine with honey attracts butterflies."

"...Brother, we are twins, and our birthdays are exactly the same, right?"

"I was on the fourteenth day of the seventh month, and you were on the fifteenth day of the seventh month. It's not the same at all."

"Okay, I just pretended to be shit, so why has nothing happened all the time, and the flies came just today?"

"A cup full of shit just happened to be in the toilet, that's it - you've been walking too much at night."

Because of Liu Xisheng's words, Liu Xiyan already planned to reduce the standard of resignation after winning the lottery from 100 million to [-] million, and gave up the idea of ​​staying away from the big brother. According to him, shit may survive next to honey, and if unfortunately it is discarded In the wild, then the only choice is to dance with the flies for a lifetime.

The sun is shining, the weather is fine, and it’s been a rare vacation in the past few years. He doesn’t even have to go back to check the room, but he can’t go to the beach to see beautiful women in bikinis, can’t go to the hotel to stare at the swimming pool in a daze, can’t fly freely in the blue sky to the other side of the sea, and can’t go on a blind date. , can't have dinner with old friends, can't even go to the first hospital to drive back to my car, can only sit silently in the sphere of influence of honey, quietly staring at the pot of small white flowers in the yard, watching the sun rise in the scorching heat Sunset.

No, in fact, guests came to the house before sunset.When the doorbell jingled, Liu Xiyan hopped up like a little sparrow, fluttered her wings and happily went to open the door—finally she could see a living normal person.

The moment he opened the door, he froze.The guests who came to the door were two women, dressed in white collars, one was a beautiful woman, and the other was not the dumb woman who beat someone that night?

But no one recognized him. A doctor who took off his white coat and changed into casual clothes, washed his hair, and took off his glasses was hard to be recognized.The beautiful woman asked very piously, "Is Master Liu at home?"

Ah, I became a layman again.Liu Xiyan had a flash of inspiration, and from the corner of his eye, he glanced at the beating woman who hadn't spoken, cleared his throat, and said, "The layman is sitting in meditation, please follow me."

With a solemn face bathed in Buddha's light, the beauty followed Liu Xiyan into the gate lightly, and walked through the front yard into the living room; the beating woman followed behind the beauty with a reluctant expression.

"Please sit down, both of you, and allow me to inform the Layman."

Liu Xiyan walked slowly and calmly to the second floor, then knocked on the door of the room, calling in a loud but respectful voice: "Layman?"

No one answered for a long time.

The acting naturally ends here.Liu Xiyan opened the door and walked in, closed the door to prevent eavesdropping, then went straight to the big bed, and began to slap the elder brother who was sleeping in a large font and drooling all over the pillow: "Why don't you wake up soon?"

Liu Xi hummed and turned over and continued to sleep.

"Someone paid off your credit card for you!"

Liu Xisheng got up suddenly and opened his eyes wide.He woke up in an instant, rushed to the toilet and began to wash and tidy his hair. When he came out, he looked like a dog: a white brocade Tai Chi suit that was ironed without a trace of wrinkle, his hair was smooth and smooth, and he was full of fairy spirit. .

"Go, I won't go down to hinder your preaching. Remember, you owe [-] credit cards, and I can help you pay up to [-]. Also, that woman caused me bad luck the night before yesterday, and all bonuses for this month have been deducted." It's—" Liu Xi spoke earnestly, "You, use more skills."

"Tan Yue doesn't need to worry too much, I have my own discretion." Liu Xisheng turned his head and asked before going out, "Did you pretend to be my servant or apprentice just now?"

"All."

"Then why don't you come down to serve tea and water, and wait on your side?"