sinovels Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Diary:
Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Diary:
No. 11 diary entry: Although Qi Bixia is a bit stupid, but only I can bully him!
Facts have proved that Qi Bixia's way of raising his son is wrong, there are only more things, not the most.
For example... "Have you ever taken your son to places like M's, Burger King, or Pizza?" Miranda looked at Qi Bixia as if she was looking at an alien.
"My mother told me that there are three kinds of public things in this world that you must never touch. One, public toilets, two, public fast food restaurants, and three, public women (prostitutes). Of course, the last one was broken by me. But I still support the first two. There are so many people in those places that you will never know what bacteria will exist. How can I rest assured that my son will go there. Cooks who can cook international dishes at home and high-end restaurants are not used, so I have to go Are fast food restaurants looking for abuse?"
Although Qi Bixia is unreliable in various ways, but after all, he was born in a family, and he usually looks like a joke, but at critical moments, people can understand that he is actually a product of a family... a joke.
Miranda, who was born in a slum and dared to go to LV City alone with 100 yuan in her pocket, said that she would probably never understand what was going on in the minds of those who were born at the top of the pyramid: " Sorry, I forgot that you were born an evil rich man."
Even if Qi Bixia wasn't in the entertainment circle back then, he would still be very rich now, it came from his parents' inheritance.
"You're an evil rich man yourself now, OK?"
Miranda consciously skipped this topic, and continued: "How many people in the world are eating fast food, and how many cases have you heard of dying in fast food restaurants? How many times do I need to repeat it to you before you realize that your son and You don’t! Same! He grew up in an orphanage, not born with a golden spoon in his mouth like you. Believe me, if you give him tens of thousands of medicated meals, it’s better to take him to eat tens of dollars of fast food , he's going to love it. If you've never had it before, I suggest you try it too."
Inexplicably, Miranda began to sympathize with these aristocratic children who only ate vegetables, fruits and beef and mutton from their own manor every day.
"To be precise, it's diamonds, not gold. I still keep the soup spoon that was specially polished into the shape of a spoon." Qi Bixia slightly corrected Miranda's words.His parents used to hear people say that the children of the aristocratic family grew up with golden spoons in their mouths, so they really prepared a diamond spoon for him before he was born.
"==" Well, Miranda thought, she couldn't sympathize with these evil rich people!
"But I'll take Qian Bao to try it out. Maybe the atmosphere is more important than the food itself in the fast food restaurant you mentioned."
...You still don't understand me, funny!Before raising a son, do you dare to take an elective course on how to be a normal person? !I thought so in my heart, but what Miranda said on the surface was: "You can also choose to play with your son for a while, such as teaching him to drive a toy car, playing with toys with him, or telling him how to use the toys you give him. Shopping in real life and online with your secondary card. Believe me, this will greatly enhance the bond between you and your son.”
"The point is not the things, but the process of being with him? I think I will have a fulfilling life with my son in the next few days." Qi Bixia thought he had already gotten to the truth.
Miranda said she was very sad, forget it, whatever you say is what it is.
In the evening, the runway show of "The Next Supermodel" was very successful. All the famous people who were invited expressed their appreciation for the creativity. In fact, only one of the male contestants with a demonic appearance sprained a little when he got off the ladder, but overall it was still very good.
When everyone thought that tonight would end like this, no one knew that Qi Bixia had a hidden task in the second session, which was to go backstage to surprise the contestants and see how they performed after a tiring day.
Qi Bixia brought a camera and stood outside the preparation room of the top three contestants in the backstage. He was about to open the door, thinking to see if he could get any good "materials".
Then, I heard a thin male voice from inside: "This 'Your Majesty' really lives up to its reputation."
Qi Bixia has always been nicknamed "Your Majesty" by their fans because of the homonym of his name. Of course, because of Qi Bixia's endless negative reports, some people will use "Your Majesty" as an irony.
Hearing someone talking about him in the room, Qi Bixia raised his hand to signal the staff behind him to stop entering the door, and they all listened intently while holding their breath.
"What's wrong?" one of the female voices joined.
"Didn't you notice? Ke Ke was driven away." The shrill male voice continued, his name was Pepper, he was the only remaining man among the top three, and he was a gay.Inherited most people's bad impression of gay girls, unmanly behavior, overly dramatic emotions, and love to tell tales.Coco was one of Pepper's supporters, and this time Pepper was the only one who sprained his feet on the runway. He was depressed and needed a way to vent, so... Qi Bixia lay down.
"Why?" a third voice joined in.
"Isn't it because that His Majesty is domineering? Ke Ke is too stupid and can't speak, which offended His Highness. Can His Majesty let him go? Feel it well. If it wasn't for Ke Ke who texted me later, I wouldn't know .”
"Your Majesty?"
"Your Majesty's illegitimate son, don't you know? It's been uploaded everywhere on the Internet. It's the little boy who has been staying with Miranda's daughter today, holding a teddy bear. Like his father, he is overbearing and overbearing. No excuses. The most talented child actor in the 30s, in my opinion, is just a word of mouth bought by spending money. Look at the scenes that His Majesty later filmed when he grew up. Oh my god, the acting skills are so bad that people can’t bear to look directly at them, okay? ? It may not be good to be old when you are young, but I want to see how long their father and son can last."
"You just let them call you like this?" Qi Qian came out from nowhere, looking straight at Qi Bixia with a pair of deep and big eyes.
Qi Bixia was taken aback for a moment, then quickly lowered his head, covered his eyes with broken hair, and replied in a self-deprecating tone: "It's true that I failed in transformation, so why can't people say it? Have I been talked about a little?" Hurting Zhongyong, Jiang Lang's talent is exhausted, and he has already lost his aura... How come I don't know that I still have aura, should I try to cultivate immortality and ascend?"
"It's not like you." After finishing speaking, Qi Qian didn't talk nonsense with Qi Bixia, just pushed open the door, and walked in with astonishing momentum.The sound of the entire lounge stopped abruptly, and everyone was embarrassed, especially the team in charge of filming. Should we continue filming?The boss who pays them wages is Qi Bixia's big cousin Bai Dong.Qi Qian walked straight in front of Pepper, looking at the male and female model in front of him as if he was looking at a dead thing.
Qi Qian is not really autistic, it's just that others think he is autistic, and he can still tell the difference between right and wrong, for example, when Qi Bixia sided with him on the beach this morning regardless of right or wrong, he would also Reciprocate, don't allow others to bully Qi Bixia.
"What kind of skill is it to speak ill of people behind their backs? If you have the guts, say it to your face! Go on, why don't you say it?!"
Qi Qian learned this from New Year's Eve, when Qi Qian just went to the orphanage, because of his taciturn and distasteful personality, there were not a few people who said behind his back that he was a fool.Qi Qian didn't understand that it was bullying at all, only New Year's Eve was like a firecracker that ignited at one point, fighting for him [Anyway, Qi Qian can't do it, if you don't accept it, I will beat you until you are convinced! 】
Qi Qian was about to continue learning how to speak on New Year's Eve, but Qi Bixia, who was on his shoulders, took the conversation: "My son can't let others say anything bad about me, don't mind it, because it's useless , If you want to say something, just say it, it doesn’t affect me much, so don’t make you feel bad.”
Even though you were one by one, Qi Bixia didn't let go of Pepper's eyes.
Qi Bixia is different from the general traditional head of country C. No matter how good he is, he will first come up and say that his son is not good. This is extremely stupid to Qi Bixia. Why would he hurt his own son just to take care of other people's emotions? someone close?
"What's wrong with being unreasonable? Your friend named Ke Ke bullied my son, and you can't allow me, a father, to take revenge for my son? I'll leave it at that today. Since you want to continue, then this There's no end to it!" The reason why Qi Bixia has so many negative reports is inseparable from his character of not being wronged at all.He had paid a heavy price for his big mouth, and had already learned to restrain himself, but when it was about his son, he couldn't help it again.
After finishing speaking, Qi Bixia led Qi Qian away, leaving the players in the lounge looking at each other.
Pepper's face turned blue and white one after another, and he was in a trance. He didn't know how to deal with it, while the other top two were comforting on the surface, but they were complacent in their hearts. It seemed that they were one step closer to the championship.
On the helicopter back, Qi Bixia and Qi Qian looked at the night scene of LV City with neon lights flashing together.
Qi Bixia asked Qi Qian: "Is Dad very useless? He loves you so much and has a bad personality..."
"En." Qi Qian nodded unceremoniously, "Tell me on New Year's Eve that the feeling of forbearance is terrible, but if you want to live, you have to do it, because this world is so fucking, and those who die are often unable to learn A person who bows his head before reality."
Qi Bixia chuckled twice, then murmured: "But I just can't learn it, what should I do."
After finishing speaking, Qi Bixia stood up abruptly, opened the door of the helicopter, stretched almost half of his body out of the helicopter, pointed his middle finger at the night sky below, and shouted loudly, "I'm the king of the world! Fuck the world!" ".Qi Bixia's voice was actually all covered by the deafening roar of the helicopter, but Qi Bixia's eyes were frighteningly bright, how could he survive without madness.
"Are you crazy?" Qi Bixia's actions frightened assistant Xiao Zhao and other accompanying personnel.
Only Qi Qian directly took action, pulling Qi Bixia back as soon as he stretched out his hand, causing him to fall down and sit next to him, with such strength that people worried that he would break Qi Bixia's waist.
Qi Qian looked at Qi Bixia fiercely, and said in a word: "Your life was saved by me, try to ruin it again!"
In fact, Qi Qian wants to say that your life was fought on New Year's Eve, if you dare to spoil the whole heart of New Year's Eve, I will make your life worse than death!
Qi Bixia blinked in a daze, and after he realized it, he ignored Qi Qian's resistance and hugged Qi Qian into his arms, his laughing shoulders were trembling.
Qi Qian originally planned to push away Qi Bixia, the snake spirit, immediately, but in the end he didn't really do that, because he felt his shoulders were wet, and Qi Bixia whispered in his ear through the radio. Nan: "Dad promises you that it will never happen again. You are still so young. If I die, what will you do?"
Qi Qian also heard New Year's Eve say something similar to him: [If I die, what should you do?So don't worry, I will never do dangerous things. 】
The first time Qi Qian took the initiative to hug Qi Bixia, he still said softly: "Oh."
The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_Yesterday, I was reminded by a friend that there was a bug in the last chapter. In fact, there was a well-designed plot that was tortured by the aunt and forgot to write it, so, uh, moved to Let's talk about it later, Qi Qian has four tails, Qi Buxia used one, and one on New Year's Eve, why did Qi Qian only have one tail in the end?Of course it is because transforming the cockpit on New Year's Eve also requires the energy of a tail. /(ㄒoㄒ)/～～Forgot to write, forgive me, my aunt is really tormenting.
And, Qi Qian's tail will still grow out in the future ~ Don't worry ~ When will it rise ←_← This depends on the author's mood [Hey]
Finally, PS: I forgot to mention yesterday that I am basically sure that I will be attacked on New Year's Eve, because only his lifespan can grow old with Qi Qian after the transformation.