sinovels Chapter 19 Chapter 19 Diary:
Chapter 19 Chapter 19 Diary:
No.19 Diary: I don't want to fly with an energetic five-year-old girl again in my life!
"You're not kidding me?" Qi Bixia looked at San Mushui in disbelief.
"What are you teasing?" This time it was San Mushui's turn to look at Qi Bixia in disbelief. Back then, he specially asked his cousin Chang Qiqi to use Qi Yunjing's relationship to invite the well-known child star Qi Bixia to film "Orphan" ", he knew at the time that Qi Bixia was destined to shine in the entertainment industry because of his unique thinking outside the frame, but now it seems that it is precisely because of his way of thinking that is too independent, it is difficult for people to follow. to his rhythm.
"Fear of heights." From Qi Bixia's point of view, San Mushui is the one who is not easy to understand, "Compared to the one-meter fear of heights, are you sure you shouldn't worry about your daughter who has just cried?"
"One, why do you think I took off my glasses? Two, yes, I'm sure I'm not worried."
In the camera, Princess Cake has quickly become one with Qi Qian. She changed her depression and disappointment before boarding the plane, and her tone was so joyful that people couldn't bear to look directly at her: "You are so beautiful, even more beautiful than my Barbie doll. I can Touch your face?"
"=口="← This is Qi Bixia's completely shocked expression, he was not sure if it would be inappropriate to shout "Let go of my son" to the camera at this time.So in the end, he had no choice but to change the subject, "You have expected your daughter to have this reaction? Oh my god, how did you do it, magical skill?"
"I personally prefer to call this 'experience', or 'father's racial talent'." Miki Suidao.
Who knows whose daughter, San Mushui had a hunch when he saw Qi Qian's photo that his daughter would "love" Qi Qian to death, whether it was the shyness last night or the small "conflict" that deliberately attracted the other party's attention. It is more than sufficient evidence.Back then, he should have ruthlessly forbidden his daughter to have frequent contact with her cousin, the master of novels regretted it for the thousand and eighth time in his heart.
"Isn't there an old saying in your country C called 'the face of a child, the sky of April, change as soon as it changes', spend more time with your son, believe me, you will probably be able to get this father's unique gift soon Look at your heart skills." Not far away, another celebrity father also joined the discussion, that is the action superstar Hercules from country A, who used to be a bodybuilder in country A, and was invited by an action movie and became famous overnight. The image of his short-cut tough guy on screen is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
Hercules is not easy to mess with at first glance, and in fact it also proves that he is really easy to mess with.
"If I knew that you also participated in this program, I would definitely not accept the invitation." This is what Hercules said to Qi Bixia not long ago.
Qi Bixia's answer was: "Oh, what a coincidence, I came here on purpose just because you want to participate. I hope you are too old to be forgetful. Thanks to you, I finally became a singer , not an actor. Thank you for your 'care' seven years ago, I will definitely repay this 'kindness', please let me help you transform once."
Hercules is not easy to provoke, but is he easy to provoke Qi Bixia?Is he already a 13-year-old kid?
"Hey, gentlemen, do you think it would be pitiful for me to be on the top when you are discussing the hot topic of parenting?" Miranda said through the headset.
Everyone laughed because of this, just like ordinary friends getting along, everyone looked very sincere, enthusiastic and dazzling in the camera.And this is exactly the survival skill that creatures called "stars" must know, even Qi Bixia, who is hailed as a "bad boy" by the media and "acts arrogantly", is no exception.
When the celebrity parents performed in Chengdu, the children finally arrived at two different airports in Chengdu.
Due to the signal problem of the plane, the camera can only faithfully record the performance of the children on the plane, but it cannot broadcast it remotely at that time. After the plane lands, each assistant director will inform Li Du, the chief director of the location, whether the performance of the children is wrong. Then adjust the height of the chairs of the star parents.
Qi Bixia didn't raise the chair, but he was still very curious about his son on the plane, and he decided to ask him when he saw his son.
But Qi Qian has already made up his mind that he will never recall what happened on the plane in his life, because the feeling of flying with an energetic five-year-old girl is tantamount to two words - hell.
It was after that trip that Qi Qian strengthened his mind that "Xu Sen Changle's nickname should not be called Cake, but should be called Hundred Thousand Whys".
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"Why are you prettier than girls?"
"Hereditary."
"Why do you say the plane we are flying in can fly in the sky?"
"Fluid Mechanics."
"Why is the sky blue?"
"refraction."
"Why do you know so many answers?"
"Read a book."
"Do you like me?"
"Fortunately."
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After the torture of a flight, Xu Sen Changle happily concluded to Qi Qian after getting off the plane: "You are such a good friend!"
This time it was finally Qi Qian's turn to ask after a brief astonishment: "Why?"
"Because you will answer every question of mine seriously. Others will not be like this, either ignore me, or perfunctory me, or they are too stupid to know the answer. I have decided, I want to be a good friend with you forever !"
"..." But I don't want to be friends with you!How silly of me, really!He would put away his usual good way of ignoring others to make them shut up for the sake of the show.Because the anime "The Last Man on Earth in the Universe" is adapted from Miki Mizumi's novel, Qi Qian had hoped to meet the original author, but now he doesn't look forward to it at all, "What do you need? Friend, but Gu Niang glasses."
After Xu Sen Changle reacted for a while, he laughed happily again: "Oh, you are so humorous!"
"..." It is really difficult to communicate with the people on Earth.
The stars at Rongcheng Water Park laughed together again, and Miranda said, "Look, your highness is about to go berserk."
In the end, before Qi Bixia could speak, San Mushui said flatly, "It's not yet time."
In the camera, Xu Sen Changle took out from his pink lace schoolbag the gift that his father asked him to give to Qi Qian—the cat ear hairpin: "Dad said that after getting off the plane, each of us should bring one. It is conspicuous and easy to find each other. , You can’t refuse to agree, this is to ensure safety.”
"He's probably going to run away now." Miki Shui still had a calm expression and a calm tone.
Qi Bixia tremblingly pointed at San Mushui who was next door: "You, you, you, what you did is really beautiful! Aww, it's too foul for my son to wear cat ears."
Miki Shui nodded in agreement: "The bunny is also good, and it would be even better if it comes with paws, tail, and bell."
Internet novelists, no matter how great they are, all use the same adjective - Mensao otaku.
Ah Luo's voice came from Qi Bixia's earphones: "Pay attention to your image, Hundan! I don't want to wait for the show to deal with your strange pedophile gossip!"
Then Qi Bixia's cell phone rang, it was from Qi Qian.This is a scheduled part of the program group. When the children get off the plane, they will contact their parents and ask where they are going next.Celebrity parents have already decided the winner at the beginning of the game. The winner can give the child a clear address for the next stop, and the loser will have to accept shopping penalties. When the child buys the right items on the shopping list Then you can get the address of the next stop.
Qi Bixia slowly explained the rules of the game to his son.
"You lost right?" Qi Qian asked directly.
"...Son, dad, I'm sorry for you QAQ" Qi Bixia who doesn't work hard and Mikishui who doesn't work even more, one can imagine how miserable they will lose, even if Miranda in the opponent's group is Women's natural physical advantages still failed to allow these two big men to win against the combination of a man and a woman.
"Fortunately, I already know where you are, and I don't need to remind you."
"Eh?!!!" Even the chief director Li Du was shocked.
"You, how did you know?" Qi Bixia hurriedly asked questions according to the director's prompt, son, dad knew that you had a high IQ, but he didn't know that you had the special skill of counting fingers.
"There is a technology in this world called satellite positioning." Qi Qian knocked on his Gu Niang glasses.
In order to prevent Qi Qian from getting lost, Qi Bixia specially bound all the machines on Qi Qian's body with his mobile phone, the mobile phone, Gu Niang's glasses, and even the child's watch on Qi Qian's hand had a signal receiver.
On the other hand, Qi Qian can also use this location link to quickly locate Qi Bixia with Gu Niang's glasses when he is on the phone with Qi Bixia.
This is beyond everyone's expectations. Adults know the existence of these high technologies, but they don't know that five or six-year-old children are enough to play with such high technologies in a short time.
After Qi Qian hung up the phone, Qi Bixia said in half embarrassment and half pride: "I really want to forget to mention that my son's IQ is preliminarily estimated to be above 140."
If the camera hadn't been turned on now, director Li Du felt that he wanted to go up and smoke Qi Bixia, wouldn't this be cheating!You didn't say such an important thing in advance!According to Qi Qian's speed, it is estimated that they can sit down and have lunch together... Then what will be used to make up for the whole day of finding a father? Hun Dan!
"I still have to buy things, they are very useful props in the future." Li Du could only try his best to delay the time. There was no such statement at first, but now there is no such thing. He said to an assistant, "Hurry up and make arrangements. The same set of items on the shopping list is bought and placed in the place where Miranda and Hercules' children are about to arrive. It is said that the arrangement of the crew is like this at the beginning. The winner does not need to buy anything, and the crew will prepare it directly, go, go , go, move!"
Qi Qian hurriedly called his son after the director determined the rescue method: "Qian Bao, even if you know where Dad is, you still need to buy something, because..."
"Because that's an important prop for the next one? I've already guessed it." At this time, Qi Qian, who was not so petitioning, was wearing little black cat ears, leading the little white rabbit cake and taking the airport bus to the largest supermarket chain in Rongcheng. , "I'll meet you after I've bought all the things, I have a count, don't worry."
"You guessed that too?"
"Why don't you leave me 300 yuan on purpose?" Each child only has 300 yuan, which is their fare for shopping, lunch and finding the water park.After Qi Qian got the shopping list from the assistant director, he had already done rough calculations. In case they didn't have enough money, they chose the airport bus instead of taking a taxi.
"No, you will take the airport bus by yourself?"
"I'll ask."
"..." The adults in the water park who heard the conversation were all silent. They were afraid that the part designed by the crew would be too difficult for the children, but now it seems that it is too simple.
"Brother Qi Qian is super powerful!" Xu Sen's Chang Le excited voice came from the other end of the phone, the little girl has already started to become Qi Qian's first brainless fan, "Dad, you and Brother Qi Qian's father should be obedient Wait in the devil's lair, brother Qi Qian and I will rescue you right away! Isn't it amazing?"
At this time, only Miki Shui, the master of novels, was in the mood to say to his daughter: "Well, then Dad is waiting for the brave little princess to rescue me. Have fun."
"Good~"
Sitting on a high place, Miranda was inexplicably a little sad, because her unlucky son's first reaction after getting off the plane was to spend the 300 yuan on food at the Eye Frog fast food restaurant at the airport.If you compare goods, you have to throw them away, and if you compare people, you have to die.They are also children, so why is there such a big gap!