Lianmai, I'm Lolita

Chapter 3 Sweet Naming Understanding 1

The most handsome Lei in the world: No, boss, what are you doing?

Ji Lianting simply sent a voice over: "If you want to pull, do it, hurry up, don't waste time."

Listening to the cute girl's voice coming out of the speaker, Li Lei raised his eyes suspiciously and looked up at the top remark name—it was still "boss", but even the sound of the profile picture has changed. Could it be that there is a bug in WeChat?

The most handsome Lei in the world: who are you, give me back my boss/goodbye/goodbye

The most handsome Lei in the world: I warn you, even if you are a cute girl, you can't hack your account!

It seems that Li Lei really didn't recognize his own voice. Ji Lianting was relieved, turned off the voice changer and sent another voice: "Leizi, it's me, quickly pull me into the group."

Hearing the familiar voice, Li Lei couldn't help pressing another voice message, and then switched back and forth between the two voices, wondering if there was something wrong with his ears.

The most handsome Lei in the world: Strange, boss, my phone seems to be bugged, I just received a voice from a girl on your account, wait for me to log out and log in again.

Li Ziyuan: Don't quit, it's me, I just turned on the voice changer.

Fortunately, this news came in time, Li Lei stopped quitting WeChat, and asked in bewilderment: Boss, why are you using a voice changer?

Ji Lianting sent a sinister expression: everyone said that Chen Shi is a cold-faced nobleman, but I believe that as long as he is a normal man, he will definitely fail when facing girls.I can't hold him down for the time being in studies, so is it possible that I can't play him around in the game?Anyway, as long as you don't tell it, who will know that I played this cute girl with a voice changer?

Li Lei was about to give a standing ovation for the insidiousness of his boss: SOGA!Boss, you are awesome!

Ji Lianting began to popularize Li Lei's own settings again: Remember, my name is Li Ziyuan, and I am your cousin. She is in the third year of junior high school. I just downloaded this game yesterday, so I want my brother and his friends to take it with me. Play.

Li Lei took a notebook and carefully copied the character settings, and gave Ji Lianting an idea while copying: "Boss, you can also set that your cousin is a boarding school, and you can only play games on weekends, so that you can be on your own account on weekdays." play with us."

At that time, several people said that Ji Lianting agreed well when he was next to him when forming the team, and it was indeed a bit abrupt to disappear suddenly. Ji Lianting thought for a while, and registered a WeChat account with the old man's mobile phone that was sent with the phone charge, and set the avatar nickname to the original one. After adding Li Lei, Li Lei was asked to pull both of his accounts into the WeChat group of Kaihei Squad.

The group name of Kaihei Squad is "If you are a man, come to the battlefield for survival", which is taken from the official advertising slogan, but Ji Lianting feels as if he has joined the copywriting discussion group of a web game company.

The most handsome Lei in the world: Welcome my boss to this discussion group! [Applause.gif][Scattering Flowers.gif]

Goodbye: Leizi, I know that @吉小则 is Ji Lianting, who is @李子元?

The most handsome Lei in the world: Oh, this is my cousin. She is also playing chicken recently. I heard that I am also playing, so she begged me to take her with her.The brothers should agree to bring along a cute girl, right?

Li Lei is familiar with the mentality of adolescent boys, and after making the request, he added a heavy bargaining chip. Sure enough, when Goodbye heard that it was a cute girl who wanted to play with him, he immediately agreed with a smile on his face.

Goodbye: So it's my cousin, let's play together, my brother will take you to eat chicken!

Weng Min did not change the nature of his language, and sent a sentence of "casual" as a statement.

Ji Lianting naturally wanted to support him, so he sent "I have no objection" on the elderly phone, staring at the screen and waiting for Chen Shi to speak.

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This full stop is even more magical than 1. This time, before Ji Lianting could ask, Gudebai simply acted first: Great!Brother has no objection, sister, you can hang out with us from now on!Choose me as a team, I am super sweet / well-behaved / well-behaved

Ji Lianting cut out to chat with Li Lei privately, and swipe the screen full of question marks to him: Say goodbye, how do you know that period means agreeing? ?

Li Lei: ...after all, his name is Gudebai, so he may have a bit of language talent.

There was nothing wrong with this answer, and it convinced Ji Lianting well.

Weng Min: 6 people, why five rows?

As a result, Weng Min, who had just said "casual", suddenly thought of the core problem. They formed a team to play the five-row mode. Now there are six people in the five-row chicken eating team, and one of them is bound to come up. The car was abandoned.

Young Master Ji: Well, my mother asked me to do customer service for her. Tonight, you can take your cousin to play first.

After sending this sentence, Ji Lianting quickly changed his phone to the cute girl mode.

Li Ziyuan: Thank you Brother Ji~ Brother Ji, you are so kind O(∩_∩)O I am a dormitory student, and I don’t have much time to play, so you just need to take me with you occasionally on weekends/behave/wink

Such a reasonable and soft-spoken girl is simply not too cute. Goodbye felt like his heart was hit, and he forgot about Ji Lianting in an instant. He called out "sister" repeatedly, and urged everyone to go to the game and go to the fifth row.

Since the backstage points of the fifth row are all 0, in order to take care of the "new watch girl", several people created a new account in the newly opened second district. Ji Lianting went to search the encyclopedia of girls' online names for this purpose, and picked one that looked very good. Sweet "strawberry fruit" as a nickname.

Gudebai, who was still struggling with his nickname, decisively entered "candied haws", euphemistically dubbing it "unified team ID format", and asked several other people to name it along with the big team.As a result, after the last five people added friends, they looked at their friend lists, and they really responded to the phrase "the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds".

Ji Lianting's "Strawberry Fruit", Goodbye's "Candied Haws", Li Lei's "Kaiyue Myer", Weng Min's "Bashen Jiaer" and Chen Shi's "Three Accounts".

After adding friends, Goodbye didn’t come back to his senses for a long time, and he opened the microphone depressedly: “Do you have any misunderstandings about the unified format? My cousin and I have such sweet names, you should choose a nougat anyway.” Er, Yunpian Cake or something like that?"

As a result, one forcibly brought the dean Yan Kaiyue to the stage, another had not cured his second illness and delusionally wanted to be selected to go to the Digimon world, and the last one was worthy of being a god of learning, even taking an ID was incomprehensible.

Relying on the voice changer, Ji Lianting confidently turned on the microphone and said to Chen Shi coquettishly: "Brother Xueba, can you tell me what your ID means? People can't understand it."

As soon as Ji Lianting turned on the mic, Goodbye's eyes lit up on the other end of the phone. He felt that his cousin was a treasure sent by God to let him end his 17 years of being single. Such a sweet voice coupled with just the right coquettishness, really shouldn't be too cute .

Gudebai rushed to answer: "Cousin, this is the cool student god of our class, who usually doesn't talk to girls, if you have any questions, just ask me—"

"Three accounts for two, it's an idiom." Ji Lianting heard a male voice suddenly came from the earphones. It was a bit casual in the cold, but every word was correct, and the voice was fascinating. voice.

Chen Shi adjusted the position of the headset, leaned back on the sofa chair, showing a lazy posture, and said unhurriedly to the microphone of the headset: "One word has been changed, but the meaning remains the same."

Ji Lianting, who is dual-purpose, secretly cut out to Baidu, and saw the phrase "metaphorically listen to the opinions of the majority" written in the Baidu dictionary, and suddenly understood the intention of this top student - this ID was taken by following the crowd. ah.

Although I don't know why this master student suddenly changed his gender and answered the girl's question, Gudebai quickly said because of the little knowledge of science popularization: "So that's how it is, No. 1 in Saska's grade! It can take out some IDs that we can't understand!"

"Yeah, Brother Xueba is so amazing!" Ji Lianting followed Goodbye's words, portraying the image of a fan girl who adores Xueba very well, "You can learn so much knowledge by playing games, I admire him so much you!"

Then Ji Lianting heard a chuckle from the headset, with a slight tail sound that tickled the eardrums slightly. He couldn't help taking off one earphone and rubbing the reddish pinna, thinking suspiciously about the sound just now. Where does laughter come from?

"Since everyone is here, what are we waiting for?" Li Lei felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird at the moment, so he bravely stood up to liven up the atmosphere, "Hurry up and walk five rows."

Weng Min then said the first sentence after turning on the voice: "Well, let's go."

After a rock-paper-scissors PK in the group, when Chen Shi and Weng Min abstained, Li Lei, the most European-minded, was finally the captain, leading everyone into the five-row battlefield, and the "If you are a man, come to the battlefield to survive" The first trip to eat chicken.

Although it was late at night, there was a new gameplay bonus. At this time, the quality square was still crowded with warriors wearing vests and shorts.

Active people like Li Lei and Goodbye couldn't hold back the excitement in their hearts long after the interface jumped, they spun and jumped around the square looking for someone to punch.Ji Lianting originally wanted to show some fists and kicks with him, but just as he manipulated the character to take two steps forward, he suddenly remembered that he was playing a cute girl, and took two steps back reservedly, walking into the After the square, he stood beside Chen Shi, who was standing still, and asked in a pretended ignorance, "Brother Xueba, what are these people doing?"

Hearing that his boss was coquettishly treating Chen Xue one after another, Li Lei's mood was complicated. He couldn't help but think of the two people who met near the bulletin board at noon. God's.

But what is even more concerning is Chen Shi's attitude. Chen Shi, who has always been aloof from men and women, actually answered "cousin"'s question patiently this time: "Standby, you can move around as you like before you get on the helicopter."

Goodbye continued cheerfully: "Cousin, you come and run too, brother will take you on a day trip to Quality Square."

Ji Lianting manipulated the character without a teacher to get out of the twists and turns, as if he was really a cute new girl who just got started with the game. In order to prevent himself from being too excited because he walked too far, he stopped and walked back, deliberately He said in an uninterested tone: "Forget it, it's not very fun, let's wait for the helicopter to come."

Another chuckle came from the headset, and Ji Lianting felt as if the other party was blowing gently in his ear.

This time he saw clearly.

When the voice came, the green light next to Chen's ID turned on.

Wait, is Chen actually laughing?

The author has something to say: the idiom is "three accounts for two", our elder brother changed "two" into "er", please don't make mistakes when using this idiom!