Lazy rabbits only eat grass

Chapter 25



Chapter 25

I ran away on the day of the wedding.

I left my phone at home and drove to the bar. I don't like to get drunk, but at this moment, only alcohol can make me feel better.

Sitting in front of the bar, looking at the flashing lights on the dance floor, his mind is full.

At this time, he should already be abroad, right?Now, I should be negotiating business with a certain client. His eloquence is so good, I am sure the client appreciates him, and it should be easy to negotiate.However, if he encounters a difficult client, will he have a headache?Will it not be solved?However, he is so smart that he is sure that all problems are small problems for him.

Oh no, it's daytime here, so it should be nighttime in his place, I wonder if he's asleep?Is there me in the dream?What would he have done if he hadn't slept?See a movie?He is still working overtime. In such a big company, he must be under a lot of pressure. With so many things to do, does he work overtime every night until midnight?Will his body be overwhelmed by this?

I patted my head and couldn't think about it anymore.

The more I think about it, the more I miss it, the more I can't forget it.

What you have promised to forget, you can't break your promise to yourself.

But Su Zhan, I don't want to forget you. If possible, I don't want to be separated from you at all.

I have not forgotten the promise under the stars.

I really, really, thought we would be together forever.

I don't remember how much I drank after that, I just know that I was kicked out by the people in the bar.

I was walking on the road crookedly, stopped someone and asked, "Do you know where Su Zhan is?"

"Where is Su Zhan?"

"Please, will you take me to him?"

"Su Zhan, where are you?"

At the beginning, some people listened patiently to my questioning, but the people behind me directly regarded me as a lunatic, and ran past me as if fleeing for their lives.

I sat on the side of the road and watched the passing cars.Turn on the headlights, drive over, and then flash by, never to be found again.

I can't find Su Zhan...

I was walking on the road, obviously wearing the groom's dress, but I looked like a beggar.

In a daze, I came to Tianjing Villa. I looked at the house number: No. 27!

I knocked on the door like crazy, Su Zhan!Su Zhan, are you here?Come and open the door, come and open the door!I miss you, I want to see you!Su Zhan, don't go, don't want me...

But the window was always dark.

Su Zhan had already left.

I curled up at the door and cried, almost crying all the tears in my life.

"Su Zhan, why did you treat me like this? Why did you abandon me? Don't you like me? Why? Why don't you even hate me anymore? Come back and continue to torture me. I will deceive you and hurt you , how could you let me go so easily? Su Zhan, do you really want me?"

"Do you remember when we went to the temple to pray? Do you remember the two concentric knots I made up? I gave it to you, and you thought it was ugly. Do you remember that you said you would never leave me? Did you forget it?"

"Su Zhan, you forgot, I haven't forgotten, I remember everything that happened to us, every word you said, every promise we made."

"Su Zhan, how could I forget? How could I forget that I once loved you so deeply..."

……

"It's shameful for such a grown-up person to run away from marriage just to come to my door and cry."

For a moment I thought it was an auditory hallucination.

Looking up, I saw him standing on the grass not far away, looking at me with folded arms, as if meeting me for the first time.

"Excuse me, is there anyone here?" I buried myself in my homework, when he came to me, an ordinary question, forcefully broke into my life.

I don't know where the strength came from. I got up from the ground and rushed over to hug him. I was so excited that I said, "Su Zhan, you didn't leave? That's great! Su Zhan, you still care about me, right? You still like it Is it mine?"

I held his hand tightly: "Su Zhan, let's start again, let me come back to you, let's start again, okay? Su Zhan, please..."

"I am married."

He said.

I stayed, and I automatically lost my strength when I took his hand.

"I've been married for three years." He continued, I took a breath, and my heart ached.

"I even have a child, Xiaogan, tell me, can we go back?"

He's married, so what's the point of my life?

Everything is meaningless.

To live, or to die, is meaningless...

Head bouts of dizziness, loss of consciousness.

When I woke up I was in his house, in his bed.I came over to feed me porridge, I shook my head, as if I had become a vegetable.

Su Zhan said slowly: "My wife died of cancer two years ago. His father was a family friend with my father. She liked me for three years and was later diagnosed with cancer. Her only wish was to marry me, and this A small wish, because the relationship between the two families is very close, I can't help but satisfy her. The most I have for her is brother and sister, pity, I don't love her."

The porridge was fed to my mouth, and I took a sip along his hand, my stomach was warm, and I asked him: "Then...you said you have a child, what's going on?"

"The child was adopted by us. It's a boy named Mu Qi."

I said "oh".

Su Zhan said: "Now I am a married old man with a family and a family. Xiaogan, if you don't dislike me, we will start again."

I kept my mouth shut and my eyes were blurred again.

Su Zhan said pitifully: "What's the matter? Xiao Gan, you really despise me."

After being stunned for three seconds, I rushed over and thumped him fiercely: "I hate you, uncle! Su Zhan, you are black-hearted, why are you so bad, you scared me to death, you almost made me want to commit suicide!"

Fighting and arguing, tossing and tossing for a long time, I finally relieved, and then drove him to the kitchen to cook for me: "I want to eat spicy beef, dry pot shrimp, spicy dry-roasted hairtail, sauced beef, Korean spicy cabbage, fragrant Spicy chicken nuggets, and spicy hot pot."

"Xiaogan, these are all spicy. Eating too much is not good for the stomach. Let's drink porridge."

I am like a repeater: "I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat!"

"Okay, okay, I'll do it, you eat less."

The rice was cooked, we sat and ate together, everything seemed to be back to the past.

I said, "I'm dead."

"what happened?"

"In order to meet you, I ran away from marriage. My mother will definitely chop me up into pieces."

Su Zhan smiled mysteriously: "I will help you solve the escape from marriage."

I opened my eyes wide: "How did you solve it?"

"You had a car accident on the road, and the wedding date is temporarily postponed."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and showed me the pictures, only to see that the whole body of my car was dented to such an extent that it was unbearable, and I said, "You are so cruel, can I still drive this car in the future? "

"I compensate you, I compensate you myself."

What he said made me blush, it's not embarrassing to talk about love even at such an old age.

"Xiaogan, in the third year of high school, we ran a 3000-meter bet. If I didn't wait for you and ran forward by myself, then I lost. If you say something, I will definitely do it. But if I wait for you, no Let you be at the bottom, that is, I won, I said one thing, you do it. That time, I won."

"Oh."

"Xiao Gan, you seem to owe me something." His hands wrapped around my waist.

I sat down on the sofa: "This happened more than ten years ago, do you still want to collect debts?"

"I'm willing to admit defeat."

"Okay, you say."

He suddenly knelt down on one knee and pulled out a ring in his hand like magic.

"marry me."

Tears evaporated in the sun, and I saw another flower blooming in Juecheng.

Well, I do.

(End of the article)

The author has something to say: there are extra stories

☆、Irresponsible little episode

The most romantic meeting I can think of is when you spill a cup of coffee on my face.

Xiao Gan went to the coffee shop that day to seek justice for a female friend, Huihui, because she was cheated by a scumbag.

Huihui knew that during lunch break every day, her cheating boyfriend would come here for coffee, so she asked Xiaogan to go to the coffee shop in advance and wait for the rabbit.Huihui was afraid of being recognized by the scumbag, so she didn't go in and hid in the grass outside the cafe.

The two walked one mile and one away, quietly waiting for the target to appear.

About 10 minutes later, four people walked into the coffee shop, and at the same time, Xiaogan received a text message from Huihui: The target appeared, ready to attack!

Xiaogan replied: ready, ready to call anytime.

The four sat down, ordered a cup of coffee each, and chatted while drinking.

At this time, Xiaogan received another text message from Huihui: Wearing a white jersey, the one by the window, you are welcome, please be careful!allow!ruthless!

That day, Su Zhan and Huihui's cheating boyfriend came to S University to participate in a basketball game, because there was another game in the afternoon, so they didn't change their clothes.

So both of them were wearing white jerseys. It was a coincidence that when Xiaogan was about to do something, the scumbag got up and went to the bathroom, so Xiaogan took Su Zhan for a scumbag of course. Splash it on Su Zhan's face.

Su Zhan was dumbfounded, the other two classmates were dumbfounded, and the scumbag who came back from the bathroom was also dumbfounded.

Spilling coffee was not enough, and he scolded Su Zhan viciously, "Scumbag!"

After scolding, lazily took out his mobile phone, wanting to show off the results of the battle to Huihui.

Suddenly, I saw the text message sent by Huihui a few seconds ago: Wrong, wrong, wrong!It's not him!It's another, another!

Xiaogan looked up at the man who was taken advantage of by throwing coffee on his face, looked at the other two people, and then looked at the scumbag over there.

After being stunned for three seconds, he ran away!

The scumbag saw the back of Xiaogan pulling Huihui and running like crazy, and he was surprised: "Who is that person? Why are you with my girlfriend?"

At this time, everyone suddenly realized, and another classmate smiled and said: "Have you been discovered by the principal room about your affair with Xiaosan? You called someone to take revenge, but you are lucky, you escaped by going to the bathroom, let us Su The captain blocked it for you."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry Su Zhan, I was wrong, don't be angry, I'll buy coffee today!" The scumbag immediately turned into a kitten, and the other two students also looked at Su Zhan carefully.

To everyone's surprise, Su Zhan was not angry, and there was an unexplained smile on the corner of his lips.

"Go and find out who he is."

Two cities, different schools, two people who were originally distinct, got involved because of a basketball game and a cup of coffee.

From now on, there is no escape.

The author has something to say: There will be a hundred questions about the relationship between husband and wife in the future (⊙o⊙)

☆、One Hundred Questions About Sex Between Husband and Wife

One Hundred Questions About Sex Between Husband and Wife

Guests: Su Zhan, Xiao Gan.

Moderator: Su Yu.

Lights, music, applause, crackling~~ OK, let's start!

1. May I have your name:

Xiaogan: Don't you know?

Su Zhan: ...

Mou Yu: ...

Ok, next question.

2. What is your age?

Xiaogan: Same as him.

Su Zhan: 28 years old.

3. What is your gender?

Xiaogan: Can't you see it?

Su Zhan: Male.

Mou Yu: ...

Nonsensical question, next question.

4. What is your personality like?

Xiaogan: Optimistic, healthy, cheerful, sunny and generous... There are a lot of blah blah blah.

Su Zhan: Not bad.

Mou Yu: Okay?Can you be more specific?

Xiaogan: Specifically your uncle!Can you stop staring at other people's boyfriends! ! !

A certain Yudun~~

5. The character of the other party?

Xiaogan: Well, very gentle, careful, patient, delicious to cook, handsome, long legs... a lot of blah blah blah.

Mou Yu: So what?Is handsome a character? ? ? (Someone flew over with a knife eye, and Mou Yu immediately stopped talking)

Su Zhan: Not bad.

Xiaogan: What's okay?I have so many advantages, are you okay?fine?Are you just perfunctory me like this?Don't try to sleep in bed tonight.

Su Zhan: What are you doing~ (tangles)

Mou Yu (wiping off sweat): Today’s interview can’t continue, I’ll call it a day and go home, each finds his own mother!

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Xiaogan: ...

Su Zhan: ...

Involved in the plot, jump.

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Xiaogan: Handsome!So handsome!super handsome!

Su Zhan: No impression.

Xiao Gan: Pretend, you continue to pretend!

Su Zhan: ...

8. What do you like about each other?

Xiaogan: All of them.

Su Zhan: All of them.

Mou Yu: Finally, there is a question with a unified answer, which is really rare!

9. What do you hate about each other?

Xiaogan: None.

Su Zhan: No.

Mou Yu: The two really have a tacit understanding!Give you a thumbs up.

10. Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Xiaogan: What do you think?

Su Zhan: Good.

11. How do you call each other?

Xiaogan: Wife.

Su Zhan: Wife.

Mou Yu (confused): Who is the gong?

Xiao Gan: None of your business!

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Xiaogan: Husband.

Su Zhan: Husband.

A certain Yu complained in his heart: Both of these two want to be gongs and go crazy! ! !

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Xiao Gan: Well, he looks like a cat on the outside, but looks like a dog on the inside, but he’s actually a beast! ! !

A certain Yu was full of red eyes: Can you talk about the animal method?

Xiaogan: Talk about your uncle, go away!

Su Zhan: Hedgehog.

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Xiao Gan: Frying pans, frying pans, frying pans, rice cookers, induction cookers, microwave ovens... Wait, what kind of eyes do you have?Only with useful furniture can you make delicious meals! (swallows saliva)

Su Zhan: Ice cream.

15. So what gift do you want for yourself?

Xiaogan: ice cream.

Su Zhan: Xiaogan.

Xiaogan: Second Austria, labor and capital are people, not things.

Su Zhan: I know.

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Xiaogan: None.

Su Zhan: No.

17. What is your shortcoming?

Xiao Gan: Is there something wrong with Su Zhan?

Su Zhan: No.

Mou Yu: Please explain more clearly, is there nothing wrong with you or Xiaogan? ? ?

Xiaogan: We are all fine, what the hell is wrong with you!Also, don't call me a small dry mouth, labor and management know you very well?

Mouyu: Woohoo, I’m your own mother, I’m so unfilial to you, hooooh~~

Su Zhan (extends both arms): Come here.

A certain Yu ran over with teary eyes, and was thrown out the next second: It's not you!

Mou Yu burst into tears and screamed at the sky!I'm dead! ! !

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Xiao Gan: I said everything is fine, is it bothering you?

ok jump~

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Xiao Gan: Why do you ask so clearly?Do you want to provoke our feelings or want to provoke our feelings or want to provoke our feelings?

Su Zhan: No.

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Xiaogan: ...

Mou Yu wiped off her cold sweat and jumped.

21. How far is your relationship?

Xiao Gan: I have been on the bed hundreds of times, what do you think?

Su Zhan: Ready to get married.

22. Where did the two meet for the first time?

Involved in the plot, jump.

23. How was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?

The same involves the plot, jump.

24. How far has it progressed?

keep jumping.

25. The "dating" place you often go to?

Xiao Gan: His family.

Su Zhan: It's our home.

Xiaogan: Oh, our family.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Xiaogan: I won’t tell you.

Su Zhan: It’s not a surprise when I say it.

27. Which party confessed first?

Xiaogan: He.

Su Zhan: Him.

Mou Yu: Who is it?

The two rolled their eyes together, went on strike, quit!

28. How much do you like each other?

Xiaogan: I like it very much I like it very much... Do you still want to listen?I can talk about next year.

Mou Yu: Stop, I see.

Su Zhan: I don't like him.Pause: I love him.

Mom, it's so nasty!

29. So, do you love each other?

Xiaogan: Love! ! !

Su Zhan: I only say it once.

A Yu: Please refer to the previous question.

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Xiaogan: I love you.

Su Zhan: Me too.

Nauseous, cover your face~~~ Hey, what's the problem? ? ? ?

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Xiaogan: There won't be that day.

Su Zhan: Yes.

Mou Yu: The relationship between the two of you really makes me so grateful~

Xiao Gan: Don't wipe your snot on my clothes, get away.

32. Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Xiaogan: No.

Su Zhan: No.

33. What if the other party is late for more than an hour for a date?

Xiaogan: Wait.

Su Zhan: Wait an hour.

Mou Yu: Khan, do you really understand the meaning of the title?I don't read much and you lie to me!

34. What's your favorite part of the other person's body?

Xiaogan: All of them.

Su Zhan: All of them.

35. The other party's sexy expression?

Xiao Gan: On the bed, of course... I won’t tell you hahahahaha come and hit me, come on come on come on hahahaha!

Su Zhan: When the hair is blown.

36. When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Xiaogan: On the bed!

Su Zhan: When kissing.

37. Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Xiaogan: That...

Design the plot, jump.

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Xiao Gan: Of course it’s in bed!

A certain Yu broke down: Can you stop saying those two words on your lips all the time, people who don’t know will think you are a pervert who is dissatisfied with desires.

Xiao Gan: None of your business!

Su Zhan: When he said he loved me.

39. Ever quarreled?

Xiaogan: Often.

Su Zhan: That's not a quarrel, it's a fight.

Xiaogan: Oh, my Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher.

40. What are the quarrels?

jump~

41. How to apologize afterwards?

jump~

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Xiaogan: Is there an afterlife?certainly.

Su Zhan: Yes.

43. When did you feel loved?

Xiaogan: ...

Su Zhan: ...

A Yu: Please refer to question 38.

44. When will you feel that the other party doesn't love you anymore?

Xiaogan: Will it?Won't.

Su Zhan: Yes.

45. How do you express love?

Xiaogan: Do it!

Su Zhan: Yes.

Mou Yu: You two are so straightforward, I admire you.

46. ​​What flowers do you think match each other?

Small stem: orchid.

Su Zhan: Cactus.

47. Is the relationship between the two public or confidential?

involving drama, jumping

48. When will the two feel nervous?

Xiaogan: None.

Su Zhan: No.

49. How do you feel when you hear that your lover is hurt?

Xiao Gan: I want to kill someone!

Su Zhan: Distressed.

50. Can you allow others to make ambiguous actions towards each other?

Xiaogan: Not allowed.

Su Zhan, not allowed.

Mou Yu: Okay, thank you for your hard work, the next fifty questions, we will come back tomorrow.

One Hundred Questions About Sex Between Husband and Wife

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Xiaogan: Attack.

Su Zhan: Attack.

Mou Yu: Xiaogan, we all know that you are a victim, don't be shy to admit it.

Xiaogan: Thank you, uncle, which eye of yours looks at me as if I have suffered?

I, I, I, I can see it with both eyes, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I dare not say... Cough cough, next question!

52. Why did you make such a decision?

Xiao Gan: Of course it’s because I’m mighty and majestic... Well... Su Zhan... Is there someone...

Mou Yu: All right, all right, draw the curtains and call it a day!

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Xiaogan: Satisfied, couldn't be more satisfied!

Su Zhan: Not bad.

54. Where is the first H?

Design the plot, jump.

55. How did you feel at that time?

Xiao Gan: It hurts, and then I feel great.

Mou Yu's heart: Xiaogan, is it really okay for you to be so straightforward?

Su Zhan: Very comfortable.

56. What did the other party look like at that time?

Design the plot, jump.

57. What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Xiaogan: forgot

Su Zhan: Forgot

Mouyu: Is this... an appointment? ? ?

58: How many times per week?

Xiaogan: N more.

Su Zhan: Countless.

59. How many times a week do you think the ideal situation is?

Xiaogan: The more the better.

Su Zhan: Are you sure?

A certain Yu squinted at someone with a guilty expression.

60, then, what kind of H?

Xiao Gan: How can I tell you this?

Su Zhan: ...

Mou Yu: ...

61. What is your most sensitive place?

Xiaogan: No!

Su Zhan: No.

A certain Yu's suspicious expression: Really not?

Xiaogan: Nonsense, next question.

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Xiaogan: I won’t tell you.

Su Zhan (smiling mysteriously)

Mou Yu: Alright, next question.

63. Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Xiaogan: Sexy.

Su Zhan (just laughing but not speaking)

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Xiaogan: Of course!

Su Zhan: Yes.

65. Where is H in general?

Xiao Gan: The bed, but... all possible places are being developed.

Su Zhan: Yes.

66. Which H location do you want to try?

Xiaogan: So many places!

Su Zhan: Yes.

Mou Yu: Huh?What does um mean?

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Xiaogan: Guess what?

Su Zhan: Both.

68. Is there any agreement in H?

Xiao Gan: Why should there be an agreement?Do whatever you want!

Su Zhan: Yes.

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Xiaogan: None.

Su Zhan: No.

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Xiaogan: I agree.

Su Zhan: Yes.

71. What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Xiaogan: Kill the thug, cut off his penis, and chop it into a meat paste.

Mou Yu: Wow, so cruel!

Su Zhan: I will not let this happen.

72. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Xiao Gan: I'm an old couple, so I don't need to be embarrassed?

Mou Yu: Pretend I didn’t ask.

73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Xiaogan: No, I am a principled person.

Su Zhan: Yes.

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Xiaogan: Of course.

Su Zhan: Not bad.

75, what about the other party?

Xiaogan: Very good.

Su Zhan: Good.

76. What is the general body position?

Xiaogan: All take turns.

Su Zhan: Yes.

77. What do you want the other party to say when you do it?

Xiaogan: I love you.

Su Zhan: □□ will do.

78. Is there an ideal H object?

Xiaogan: Su Zhan.

Su Zhan: Xiaogan.

79. At H, was the clothes taken off or by oneself?

Xiaogan: Forgot.

Su Zhan: Yes.

80. Do you think it is okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Xiaogan: No.

Su Zhan: Yes.

81. What expression do you like to see the other person most when you are in H?

Xiaogan: ...

Su Zhan: ...

82. Suddenly the other party no longer needs your body, what will you do?

Xiaogan: Will it?

Su Zhan: No.

Xiaogan: Next question.

83. How do you feel about □□?

Xiaogan: This is a crime.

Su Zhan: Yes.

84. Where is the most thrilling H location so far?

Xiaogan: ...

Su Zhan...

Mouyu: ... Khan, why is Mao all about this?

85. What was the most embarrassing thing about H?

Xiaogan: ...

Su Zhan: ...

Mou Yu: Okay, you two are tired, let’s jump.

86. Has the recipient ever asked for H?

Xiaogan: ...

Su Zhan: Often.

87. How did the attacking side react then?

Xiaogan: ...

Su Zhan: Of course, satisfy him as much as possible.

88. Has the attacking side ever made a mistake?

Design the plot, jump.

89. What was the recipient's reaction then?

jump~

90, what is H to you?

Xiaogan: Essential for every day!

A certain Yu covered her face: My God, what are you talking about, Xiaogan?Did you really understand the title?

Xiaogan: I want you to take care of it!

Su Zhan: The sublimation of love.

Xiaogan: Pretend, just pretend!

91. When was your first time?

Involved in the plot, jump.

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

keep jumping.

93. Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Small dry: the whole body.

Su Zhan: Yes.

94. Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Small dry: lips.

Su Zhan: Lips.

Mou Yu: I am a little uncomfortable with the sudden purity of the two of them.

Xiao Gan: I'm not used to rolling!

95. What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Xiaogan: ...

Su Zhan: Make him comfortable.

96, what will you think about when H?

Xiaogan: ...

Su Zhan: ...

97. Do you use props in H?

Xiaogan: No.

Su Zhan: You can try it.

Xiaogan: No.

Su Zhan: It will be very comfortable.

Xiaogan: All right.

98. What will you do after H ends?

Xiaogan: Go to sleep.

Su Zhan: Hold him to sleep.

99: Do you feel that the other party is the person you spend your whole life with?

Xiaogan: Of course.

Su Zhan: Yes.

100, please say a word to your lover.

Xiaogan: In a word.

Su Zhan: In a word.

(in unison)

The author has something to say: Alright, it’s over, sprinkle flowers, bow, take a curtain call, turn off the lights, and draw the curtains~~ Thank you for your support, I’m going to prepare a new article, and see you in the next story!


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