Lazy rabbits only eat grass

Chapter 1 Met You

I always thought that meeting Su Zhan was just a coincidence, or to put it nicely, fate.

Until many years later, someone calmly explained the reason.

What happened?What fate?What a fucking piece of shit!

The evening sunlight came into the classroom through the window, which was a bit dazzling. I sat by the window, holding a book to cover the sun, and lowered my head to do my homework.

"Yun Luogan, look quickly!" Wang Xiaoming at the back table patted me.

The third year of senior high school is a tense period. Seeing that the mid-term exam is coming soon, I still have six subjects such as Chinese, mathematics, and English that I haven’t reviewed, as well as a stack of papers and N tutorial books that I haven’t written. God knows how busy I am these days!

Wang Xiaoming was still patting me, I turned my head angrily and said, "Why?"

"There's a transfer student in our class."

"There are transfer students every year, what are you making a fuss about?" Looking at his nympho look, I thought he was a beautiful woman at first, but I looked at the podium, shit, a man!

What's so good about a man?I write my homework.

"No, no, he is looking at you!"

Talking, come to shoot me again, really, there is no end!I finally got impatient, picked up the paper and turned around to hit him: "Look at you..." Lord.

"Is there anyone here?"

Before I could take the paper, a very pleasant voice suddenly sounded in my ear.

It's the transfer student.

My deskmate changed schools a week ago, so this place has been empty. I glanced at him and shook my head: "No." With a new classmate here, I can't be too violent, so I retracted my hand, sat back, and continued to struggle. examination paper.

Grandma Liu, the class teacher, taught us every day that "the college entrance examination is the only way to defeat the rich second generation, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life."I don’t have such ambitions, but I just want to study hard, get good grades in exams, go to a university that my parents are satisfied with, find a good job, save a fortune, and finally find a suitable girl and fall in love. Get married, have children, and live your life in peace and stability.

At that time, I never thought that this common wish would never come true.

"My name is Su Zhan, how about you?"

It was my new deskmate who greeted me, I stopped the pen in my hand, glanced at him, and said with a smile, "My name is Yun Luogan."

I didn't look carefully just now, but now I take a closer look and realize that this Su Zhan is quite handsome, no wonder even that guy Wang Xiaoming is a nympho.

It may be the reason why he just changed schools. He doesn't have a school uniform yet.He was wearing white casual clothes, looking down at the book, the skin on the back of his neck was as delicate as if it had been powdered.He stopped talking after greeting me, and I was about to continue doing my math problems when I suddenly saw that he had earphones plugged into his ears, and he was addicted to the music and couldn't extricate himself.

earphone……

I broke into a cold sweat for him, this is old man Zhao's class!In his class, he can't even do homework in other subjects, let alone listen to music so blatantly!

Old man Zhao suddenly came down from the podium, looked at the papers of the students in the front row, and looked over one by one, I quickly poked Su Zhan, he turned his head and looked at me with a confused face, I stared at him vigorously, he Still looking confused.

No, no, old man Zhao is coming soon, but Su Dan still didn't react, so I simply reached out and pulled his earphones off.

Unexpectedly, this guy didn't understand what I meant at all. He smiled and showed a row of white teeth: "You want to listen? Tell me earlier."

Then he stuffed another earphone into my ear. At this moment, old man Zhao glanced over.

"Yun Luogan! Su Zhan!"

So we were both named and criticized, and then we were both punished to stand.

I have always been a good boy in the eyes of the teacher. Not to mention being punished to stand, I was rarely even criticized. Who knows that today, I was criticized and punished to stand again. What a bad luck!

Su Zhan is really my dead star!

Because of the standing penalty, I ignored him all day.The last class was a mock exam, during which Su Zhan suddenly passed a note to me.Judging from my many years of experience, this guy will definitely not be able to answer questions, and ask me for an answer.Let me see which questions he doesn't know. As for whether to give him the answer, hey, it depends on my mood!

While looking at the teacher, I carefully unfolded the note, which read: Xiaogan, I'm sorry, I didn't know that I would be seen by the teacher.

It turned out to be an apology, and I felt much more at ease in an instant. I am not a stingy person, so I replied above: It's okay, you didn't mean it either.

Then I passed the note. During this period, I always felt that the note was weird, but I couldn't find anything strange.

So, that's it.

When the school bell rang, I patted him: "Su Zhan, let's go back to the dormitory together."

He turned his head and looked at me: "I don't live in the school dormitory."

"Oh." I was a little disappointed.

"Let's go have dinner together." He blinked, and I suddenly felt like I was being electrocuted.God, how can a boy have such beautiful eyes?Those eyelashes are so long and thick that girls feel ashamed when they see them.

"Okay." I said and packed my things.

"You just came to our school, so you definitely don't know where the food near us is good. As for me, I have been here for almost three years. I know which restaurants are good and which ones are not good in the restaurants with a radius of ten miles. Clearly." As an old student, I began to introduce him very professionally.

So, I took him to our school cafeteria!

"According to my nearly three years of experience, the food in our cafeteria is still good and cheap." I turned my head to look at his expression, but I didn't see the expected liver color, and I was a little upset.

"I don't have a meal card, you can swipe it for me, and I will treat you next time."

He looked at me and said, the warm light hit his face, there was a shadow on the side of the nose, and his facial features were very three-dimensional.

To be honest, although they are all men, I can't help being jealous of him, how can he be so good-looking?

After ordering two servings of meals, we sat together and ate our meals.

This was the first meal I invited Su Zhan after I met him.

Thinking about it later, I really made a profit. I used one meal in exchange for his countless contributions to me in the future.

What the hell is the meal in the cafeteria!

"Do you eat in the cafeteria every day?" He suddenly asked me.

"That's right, I have to go a long way to go out to eat, and I have to study." No way, I'm not a top student, nor do I have a high IQ or a photographic memory, so I have to improve my grades through rote memorization and hard work.

After dinner, I went back to the classroom to prepare for evening self-study, and Su Zhan followed me.

"We boarding students only have to go to evening self-study, you don't have to go to day school." I reminded him kindly.

"I'm also reviewing. The mid-term exam is coming soon. I just transferred to another school. I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up with my studies."

"Oh." I can understand.

Evening self-study teachers do not know how to give lectures, and generally learn to write homework and read books by themselves.Of course, there are exceptions for students, for example: Su Zhan.

He is listening to music again.

Forget about listening to music, he also put another earphone into my ear.Really, aren't the lessons of the day enough?I was about to take off the earphones when my arm was suddenly clamped by him.

"Hush." ​​He gestured, pointed to the podium, and whispered, "He's asleep, don't be afraid." He smiled smugly.

Well, just listen to it.I continued to do the questions, and after a while I found that Su Zhan fell asleep lying on the table. Grandma, who said just now, he also needs to review.Is this how he studied?Wearing headphones and sleeping on your stomach?Also said that you are afraid that you will not be able to keep up with your studies?This is the bottom line.Hmph, forget it, don't care about him, I'll see how he cries when the results come out.

The end of the evening self-study is ten o'clock in the evening. At that time, the last bus is gone. I am curious how he will go home.

He told me: "My home is nearby, not far away, just a few steps away."

"Hey, I really envy those whose home is close to the school. They can go to school and don't have to squeeze four people into one bedroom. You don't know how difficult it is to fall asleep at night in our dormitory. Those who grind their teeth, talk in their sleep, and snore. Those socks, one I don’t wash it once a month, and when you walk in, the smell is really ecstasy! Just get used to it, everyone is a man, why care about these things, as the saying goes..."

"Xiao Gan." He suddenly stopped and looked at me. His eyes reminded me of the male lead who was about to confess to the female lead in a romance drama. He said, "Come and live with me."

"Uh, that, no need!"

In fact, I really wanted to nod and agree, but after thinking about it, there are villas near this school, so his house is also a villa nearby.Living in his house, the rent should be quite expensive, I can't afford it.

"Don't worry, we are classmates and tablemates, and the rent is the same as that of the school."

The school's annual accommodation fee is more than 1000 yuan, which is only more than 100 yuan a month. His house is a villa, so the fee is really exaggerated.But if you think about it carefully, Su Zhan should just be talking politely, after all, we have only known each other for only a day.

I said: "I paid for the school's boarding fee, so if I don't stay here, it's a waste of money."

"Okay, then I'm leaving."

He seemed a little disappointed.

After that, he came every night for self-study, but there was no doubt that he was sleeping every night.

The results of the mid-term exam came out, and I was still in the middle, not going up or down.

And Su Zhan, first in grade!

My heart is roaring and my brain is burning!God doesn't open his eyes!

Why do people who listen carefully to class every day, never miss class, study hard at night, and study in their spare time are still not good at grades?

"why why why!"

"The gap in IQ is insurmountable." Su Zhan's words made me completely angry. Without thinking about it, I picked up a book, got up and chased him to type.

"Xiaogan, I was wrong! Don't chase after me!" He said as he ran around the classroom, his eyes were obviously so happy that he was going to heaven, how could he realize that he was wrong?

I chased him by the blackboard, and I used the book as a knife, put it on his neck, and threatened him: "Say, are you wrong?"

He didn't answer, just stared at me fixedly.

"Don't look at me, it's useless to look at me, if you don't apologize, I will ignore you in the future!" I continued to threaten him.

Suddenly the book in his hand was taken away, his hands were restrained, and then the world turned upside down.By the time I realized it, I had already been pressed on the blackboard by him.

The author has something to say: Su Yu here, this is the first time I meet you, I bow ninety degrees, hello, I am very lucky to meet you!The Lazy Rabbit Only Eats Grass by the Nest: Tells about the fetters of two teenagers starting from high school, trivial daily life, and occasional spoofs. The little angels I like love to make a fuss (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～