Chapter 392
Chapter 392
"Without training, it feels really good to stay at home every day, Guan Xiaobai, hurry up, bring the beer."
During the day, this place was originally Guan Xiaobai's world, free and easy, Chen Mu went to the club for training, and Helen also went to work.
But recently Chen Mu cheated on his injury, so he stayed at home, and Guan Xiaobai immediately became Chen Mu's servant.
Handing the beer to Chen Mu, Guan Xiaobai sat down and said with a smile, "I made a quick brain trick. May I ask how did little friend Chen Mu die?"
Chen Mubai glanced at Guan Xiaobai, meaning that I don't want to play such a boring game with you, so Guan Xiaobai asked and answered by himself.
"The answer is, lazy."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Guan Xiaobai laughed for a long time, but Chen Mu didn't smile at all.
"Smile, what a joke."
"Is it funny? I don't think so."
"Cousin, that means you should increase your sense of humor, which is needed when picking up girls."
"Pick up girls? Who else do you want to pick up?"
Guan Xiaobai was taken aback, "Didn't I just use an analogy?"
"That's it, okay, I'll tell Catherine when she comes back."
"How dare you! Be careful that I tell you about your fraudulent injury."
"you dare!"
"Thomas, we haven't seen Chen Mu on the training ground for many days. How is his injury?"
The reporter couldn't help but wonder, this is too unusual. It stands to reason that such things will be diagnosed soon, and then the official website should announce the news, but this time the Bremen club seems to be dumb.
"Still checking."
"Still checking? When did our German medical level regress to such a degree." Everyone thought to themselves.
"What I can tell you is that it is not a serious injury, but MRI cannot show muscle problems, so it needs to be observed."
These words were ambiguous, and Shafu had considered them and made a hole for himself. That is to say, even if Chen Mu came back in the end, everyone would not blame him for lying.
"Then can we interview the team doctor?"
"of course can."
Scharf was happy, that's all right, let the doctor use professional terms to confuse you, hahaha.
Sure enough, when the doctor came, everyone was even more confused. The doctor began to drop book bags, a lot of proper nouns, many of which were not even German words, but French, but the reporter had to nod frequently to show that he understood it well. It's all fun.
Mancini was also watching TV, but he couldn't understand anything, so he called the team doctor, "Look, what did this old guy say?"
The team doctor listened and said, "It's very professional, but it seems unnecessary."
"Damn, you also say something I don't understand, just tell me in one sentence, can that guy Chen Mu play?"
The team doctor shook his head, "Robert, to tell you the truth, I really don't know."
I'm down!
"why?"
"Because the Werder Bremen team doctor didn't say anything."
"Didn't say anything?"
Mancini thought: "Then what do I see? His mouth is obviously chattering."
"But he really didn't talk about Chen Mu, but introduced the composition of the knee."
I will pour again.
"Okay, then you go out."
In the first round, Inter Milan was tricked by Chen Mu, who assisted the goal, and Samoel was also hurt by Chen Mu.
So Mancini is very concerned about whether Chen Mu can play in the next game, "It's better to have a torn cruciate ligament, hahaha."
Mancini cast the most vicious curse on Chen Mu.
During dinner, Helen was still watching the news, "Chen Mu, the whole country is concerned about whether you can play in the next game."
"Hehe, Bremen did a good job of keeping secrets this time."
"Cousin, tell me how much money I can sell if I sell your news to the media."
with a snap.
"Fuck, hit me on the back of the head."
"I'm still using my hands this time. Next time, if you let me know that you have such obscene thoughts, I'll just hit it with a beer gun."
"Damn, then I'm really going to be interviewed."
At this moment, an alarm sounded. Chen Mu's villa was equipped with a security alarm device, which would be triggered if someone sneaked in.
"Could it be those reporters?" Helen said.
Guan Xiaobai volunteered and picked up an empty beer bottle, "Don't worry, I'll go."
When he came to the yard, there was indeed a chubby figure moving in the dark. Without further ado, Guan Xiaobai went up and kicked him a few times. This was self-defense.
"Don't kick me, I'm a reporter."
"reporter?"
Guan Xiaobai kicked a few more times, thinking: "You reporter is the one who kicked."
"I don't believe it, you must be a thief."
"I'm not, I'm really a reporter."
How dare you lie.
Guan Xiaobai kicked a few more times.
"My God, I have a press card."
Guan Xiaobai took it and took a look, "Damn, you dare to forge documents." He kicked a few more times.
Helen in the room could no longer hold back, "Haha, if it fell into Guan Xiaobai's hands, wouldn't it be disabled too?"
"Hahaha, it's not convenient for us to go out, so keep your voice down."
"Sir? How can you trust me?"
"Okay, then what do I ask and what do you answer."
"it is good."
"Why are you sneaking into my house?"
"Sir, as far as I know, this is Chen Mu's home."
Damn, dare to talk back, Guan Xiaobai is so angry that he doesn't hit one place, he kicks with both feet in turn.
"Ah, I said, I said, I came to secretly take pictures, I want to know what happened to Chen Mu."
"Second question, whose house is this?"
"this?"
"Ah, of course it's your home."
"Xiaobai is so wretched." Helen said with a smile.
"Third, have you taken pictures of Chen Mu?"
"no!"
"Really do not have?"
"Really, I was kicked by you when I came in."
"Okay, finally I'll give you a multiple-choice question."
Damn, it must not be a good thing, but he can only bite the bullet and nod.
"Sir, tell me!"
"Do you know what I do?"
"do not know."
"I am the most famous agent in Europe."
uang.
Everyone fell mad.
"Then I really don't know."
"Well, since you came to my house, I can't let you go back empty-handed, I will give you a great chance."
"what?"
"Interview with me."
"It's like this. I still have something to do. I have to go back. My wife and children are waiting for me."
"Damn, if you don't eat a toast and eat fine wine, then I'll call the police, you broke into a private house."
This reporter was unlucky, he had no choice but to take out equipment to conduct an exclusive interview with Guan Xiaobai.
In the living room, Chen Mu and Helen were already bursting with laughter.
"Hahaha."
Two hours later, the interview was over, and the reporter felt as if he had been sucked dry. He swore that I would never take secret photos again.
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