King Bayern

Chapter 125 Another Wonderful Mission

After training, Chen Mu took a shower humming a song. ^^^Baidu%search@Just爱中文读书书#Latest%Chapter^^^

"Dididi, master, do you miss me?"

Chen Mu ignored it and continued to take a bath, "Now that I have so many points, why do I still care about you?"

"Master, you are stupid, I know what's going on in your mind."

"Fuck, how did I forget this."

"And what?" Chen Mu asked helplessly.

"Master, here comes the mission."

Chen Mu opened it and almost vomited blood.

"A red card against Duisburg."

"Mueller, I really didn't want to kill you, but you forced me."

"Master, the task is a bit weird, but it is automatically generated by the system, and there is nothing I can do about it."

"Damn you, you still know weird things!"

"However, if you receive a red card in the league, it will not affect the German Cup. I think the system is still very considerate."

Chen Mu didn't even have the strength to curse.

Get a red card?

Chen Mu was surprised to find that he had never received a red card in his career, because he was a striker and basically did not defend.

There are several ways to get a red card. The first one is a malicious foul. Chen Mu shook his head and ruled it out first, because that would not only result in a red card, but also a suspension.

The second - scoring two goals and then stripping off both times to celebrate.

Chen Mu thought for a while, but still shook his head, because that was basically stupid behavior.

The third type - provoking the referee.

This risk is also very high, and if it is not done well, it will also be suspended.

After much deliberation, Chen Mu felt that there was no reasonable way to eat cards in this world, "It's too difficult, and it's challenging my bottom line."

Just when Chen Mu was in a daze, someone patted Chen Mu, and it was Jeremes.

Chen Mu felt like getting an electric shock. "By the way, Jeremys is a big card player. He is called a villain. He should have a lot of experience in card games."

"What do you think?"

"Oh, nothing."

"You miss a woman, do you want me to take you to have fun?" Jeremes gave Chen Mu a "I understand" wink.

Chen Mu shivered, "Jans, I really need you."

"Tell me, do you like blondes or brunettes, German? Dutch? Ukrainian?"

What's this all about.

Chen Mu signaled Jeremes to sit down, "Well, I want to ask you a question."

"When was the first time you got a red card?"

"Forget it, it was still in 1860, I broke someone's leg."

Chen Mu's heart skipped a beat. He found that when Jeremes said these words, not only did he not feel guilty at all, but he was a little proud.

"It seems that bad people are really born."

Chen Mu felt that if he accidentally cut off someone's leg, he would feel guilty, "Jans, how do you think you can avoid getting a red card? I want to learn."

"Haha, then you are asking the wrong person, I only know how to get a red card."

Chen Mu waited for Jeremys to say this, "Hehe, that's okay, you can also listen to negative teaching materials."

Jeremes felt that Chen Mu was acting weird today. How could anyone be interested in this topic?

"What happened to you?"

"It's nothing, I just want to learn some experience, in case I encounter a villain like you on the court in the future, I can protect myself."

"Oh, that's what it is."

In the next half hour, Jeremys talked about his experience of receiving a red card in his career. After listening to it, Chen Mu felt that he could write a book called "Fancy Red Card".

"Is there a more civilized way to eat cards?"

"Chen, you are stupid. Getting a red card means seriousness. How can you be civilized?"

Chen Mu thought he was right, "Thank you then."

"You really don't want to play with me? Let me tell you, there are Turkish beauties there, are you tempted?"

Chen Mu waved his hand, "Go by yourself, I'm going home."

"Damn, there are really few people who play football so purely now."

*****

"I thought about it."

Chen Mu woke up from the dream. In the dream, he remembered the scene where Italy's Totti was hacked in the 2002 World Cup.

"By the way, flop and get a card."

In fact, it is a matter of opinion whether to flop or not to flop on the court, so this does not involve moral issues, and because of this, the coach will not blame himself.

After thinking about it, Chen Mu was stunned again, "But the problem is that I don't know how to flop."

Chen Mufeng's normal speed is beyond his opponent's, and he has no chance of flopping. "If you don't know how to do it, just practice. Who told me to know such a wonderful system."

Drop drop drop.

Correction is an injury recovery system, not a weird system.

Chen Mu's face turned green, but he didn't say anything.

*****

"Chen, your diving is too fake." Schaefer, who was defending Chen Mu, said.

"Is it fake?"

Lenz came over with the ball in his arms and said with a smile, "Chen, what you did just now should go to the Olympic diving competition."

In Europe, flopping is also called diving. Chen Mu stood up and recalled his actions just now, "How can it be true?"

Lenz was stunned, "You want to learn to dive? It's not necessary."

"No, I want to protect myself at critical moments."

"You don't need to flop to protect yourself," Schaefer said.

Chen Mu didn't know how to explain, "It's like this, I'm afraid that sometimes the real fall will look too fake."

This is already a bit of a tongue twister. Although Lenz and Schaefer don't understand, they understand Chen Mu as a person, and he is a professional person.

"Okay, then I can tell you, first, at least you have to fall down instead of jumping up and down."

Chen Mu listened to it and asked Schaefer to practice with him.

Hasler was stunned in the distance, "What is Chen doing?"

"It's like practicing defense," Balakov said.

"Why do I think he is practicing diving."

"Hehe, it's impossible. I still need to practice diving? It's good to go to the ground as soon as you follow the trend."

"Hehe, it seems that you used to do this often."

"You don't pretend, I don't believe you don't."

There is a principle in European football, you have to be cautious when you shoot in the penalty area. If you are responsible for your kick, the opponent will dare to fall to the ground.

Hassler shrugged, acquiescing.

"This is much better, Chen, you are a genius, you can learn to dive faster than others."

Chen Mu scratched his head, "Is this a compliment?"

"Come on, Andre, jump on me, I'll flop one."

Lenz jumped at Chen Mu, and Chen Mu hung his feet on Lenz on purpose, and then fell forward.

Lenz was surprising, "Chen Mu, if I am the opponent's goalkeeper, I must beat you, you are too thief."

In the scene just now, it seemed to others that Lenz threw Chen Mu down, but only Lenze knew in his heart that it was Chen Mu who touched the porcelain himself.

"Do you think I can cheat a penalty?"

"Hehe, anyway, I know that what you did just now was not a penalty, but a yellow card."