jj: There are always people who want to strip me naked

1st steak



1st steak

Xiao Ming is a small writer who dives in the pink water and mixes in the green jj.

In the beginning, he was just a reader. Every day after dinner, before going to the toilet, he would find a novel he was interested in to read, wandering in the world of various online novels was very pleasant.With the growth of reading age and vision, the speed at which he reads novels grows geometrically faster and faster.

Landscape description, not interested.

character traits can be ignored.

All kinds of architectural costumes are exquisite. In Xiao Ming's eyes, this kind of description is more of a word count, and he skips it at a glance.

All he cares about is the plot.

Explosive points, burning points, abuse points, story turning points, cute points that make people scream, those are the benevolent ways that people can't stop.Seeing such a plot, Xiao Ming will stop his hungry heart and study it carefully.

After refining the full text in this way, Xiao Ming can read a [-]-character novel in an hour.In a day, I can read three or four books of this kind of text.

It's so fast.

After reading like this for five, six, seven, eight years, he gradually figured out the type of novels he likes, and he has a unique appreciation taste. Every time, he only reads all kinds of articles in the articles with those labels, and is happy every day. All wrapped up in these spiritual appetites.

However, the good days are short-lived after all.

Although the online literary world is quick to introduce new ones, but after the big waves wash away, there are too few good articles that are fat but not greasy but not vulgar, clean and concise, with a plot that touches people's hearts and fits Xiaoming's unique aesthetic taste!

Xiao Ming is definitely not picky when reading texts, but there are fewer and fewer novels that cheer him up after reading.He even gradually lost interest in the articles recommended by Xiao Ming's favorite online bloggers.

In the past, there were so many good articles that I could stay up all night and couldn’t read them all, but now I want to be dissatisfied every day.

The spiritual food was slowly wilting, and Xiao Ming was extremely melancholy and depressed.

On a sleepless night, he finally decided to write a novel that satisfies all his fantasies.

Xiao Ming has always been an activist, he wrote tens of thousands of words in less than a week, and put the text on the green jj for passers-by to appreciate.

After a month of happiness like this, Xiao Ming suddenly felt very depressed.His articles have too few hits, no favorites, and the only few comments are contributed by good friends.

This made most of his motivation to write essays disappear.

People's appetites are gradually increasing.Xiao Ming, who at first just wanted to entertain himself, also became greedy for profit.What's more, the green jj firmly occupies the dominance of the women's frequency in the online literary world, and Xiao Ming shamelessly wants to climb to the top of the food chain and become a man with many female fans.Thinking about it, I was a little excited.

Xiao Ming wholeheartedly thought that the success would come soon, so he secretly clicked the button of "Self-recommended signing".

Dreams are great, but reality is cruel.

Xiao Ming was rejected.He thought it should be an accident, and the editor slipped his hand.

He applied again and was rejected.

Apply again, get rejected again.

Keep applying, keep getting rejected.

After N times, Xiao Ming finally got angry.Why, Xiao Ming shouted hopelessly to the sky.

Even though the road to becoming a great god is difficult and full of obstacles, I can't even take this first step.

What a good failure!

After being angry, Xiao Ming regained his sanity, and carefully read the latest text message in the station where the editor replied to him.

"It's a pity that your article did not meet the requirements for signing up for the list. It is recommended to learn more about the settings and themes on the website. If you sign up, an editor will contact you. Keep going (づ ̄3 ̄)づ."

Hey, could it be that the reason for the refusal is the setting and subject matter?Xiao Ming polished his glasses.The more he loses, the more brave he is. He is persistent by nature, and he feels that he can change the subject and save his own writing.

So what are the most popular settings and themes on the website?After asking many times on Fenbi Shui, no one could answer clearly.

That being the case, then analyze it yourself.

Yes, Xiao Ming is a programmer.

First of all, he wants to write a crawler to crawl all the data in Jinjiang.

However, Xiao Ming has been obsessed with online novels for too long, and he is too sloppy in his old profession.Therefore, he, who hasn't written a program for a long time, feels so unfamiliar to the ends of the earth, the code is written really horrible, and the result of running it is always countless bugs.

Fuck!

In desperation, Xiao Ming asked God for help.He met the master on the Internet. He asked a question about the linux system on the forum, but the question was a bit strange, and he rarely encountered it. Every few minutes, it was brushed to the bottom of the forum homepage, and no one cared about it.

The only reply has nothing to do with technology: "The landlord is so cute 23333".

Hehe, I am asking a very professional technical question, okay?It's fine if you don't answer, you're still cute, are you flirting with a girl?

Xiao Ming angrily ignored it.

After one night, Xiao Ming found that there was an extra reply under his post, and the person who replied was the master.

According to the method of the Great God, Xiao Ming finally solved that problem.Although the master usually speaks in a cold style, he is very enthusiastic. Xiao Ming often asks him for advice.

After going back and forth, the two became friends and met from time to time in real life.

This time the master agreed very simply, and he even offered to help Xiao Ming analyze the data.

Xiao Ming has never studied the content of big data. After hearing the proposal of the great god, his sense of happiness soared instantly. The feeling of being taken care of by the great god is really very happy.

The master was very fast, and sent a message to Xiao Ming the next day, saying that the data had been counted.

Xiao Ming was very excited, but after a while, the master did not send any statistics.

Xiao Ming sent a question mark.

It took 2 minutes for the master to reply: "I haven't eaten yet, so I don't have the energy to type."

Xiao Ming felt a little embarrassed, the master helped him analyze the reptile data, it must have taken up a lot of his time, maybe this is the reason why the master didn't eat...

Thinking of this level, Xiao Ming immediately said: "How about I treat you to dinner and we come out and talk?"

"Ok."

The two met in a Jiangxi restaurant.Xiao Ming ordered the food early and sat there waiting.

As soon as the master arrived, Xiao Ming immediately asked his doubts.

The Great God asked, "What subject are you writing about?"

Xiao Ming has never told anyone about his little hobby, so he said shyly, "Stalion, cultivating immortals."

The Great Master chuckled and began to analyze.

"I crawled all the newly published articles on jj in the last three months from September 2016, 9 to December 9, 2016 through the search function of the works library on the jj website. There are a total of 12 works, of which 8 are The work has been blocked, so it is not counted. Among the remaining works, remove 41865 reviews, 463 poems, 169 essays, 247 scripts and "unknown" who don't know what to write. These five niche themes , there are 1888 left, all of which are novels.”

The great master spoke extremely fast, and a large series of numbers immediately made Xiao Ming faint.

"Get to the point, hurry up!"

"What's the rush? Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle. You need to know how fierce the competition is so that you can more scientifically analyze the final conclusion and the most fundamental reason behind the conclusion."

"Although novels on jj account for more than 94% of the mainstream, there are still some people who publish works out of their love for words."

I also write fiction out of a love of literature.Xiao Ming complained silently in his heart.

But on the surface, he still looks like a dog. After finally listening to the great god's long speech on various experiences in poetry and essays, he hurriedly urged: "Now we can discuss the data of the novel."

The Great God nodded, he took a bite of the food and ate it, as if he was thinking about how to say it, Xiao Ming waited for him to brew it with full of anticipation.

The great master thought for a while and said: "There are too many data, I don't know how to say it."

From the strands of his hair to his eyes, Xiao Ming said: Are you kidding me!

Da Shen said: "Well, you ask me to answer."

Xiao Ming thought of JJ's classification of novels, so he decided to ask questions from front to back.He raised the first question: "Which one has the most original novels or the number of fans?"

"There are 29391 original novels and 7856 fanfiction novels. The number of original novels is 3.74 times that of fanfiction. There are still some unknown genres."

Xiao Ming was puzzled: "The type is unknown? Then are they writing fanfic or original?"

"I can send you the statistical data, and you can read each one slowly."

Xiao Ming: Hahaha, no need.Just a curious question, I regard the Great God as an encyclopedia.

"I will not consider any texts that contain unknown types later."

Xiao Ming nodded. Articles with unclear labels do not have much analytical value.

Xiao Ming then asked: "Which sexuality has the most texts?" He thought for a while and said to himself: "It should be romance, but Lily should be pretty good too. The two girls are so cute together. Pure love, eh , who would like to see two men having sex."

Back then, I thought pure love was a purer and purer style of writing than romance.Before, Xiao Ming heard that this type of article was very popular, so he specially found a great masterpiece to watch, but the screen was full of two men talking on the bed, all kinds of unexpected plays completely blinded Xiao Ming's titanium alloy Eye.After reading it, he felt that the girls were actually more pornographic than the boys...

How young and ignorant.

The Great God gave Xiao Ming a suspicious look.

"In fact, romance does account for the largest percentage. In the past three months, 21193 new releases were romance, but pure love and Lily are different from what you think. There are 10893 pure love and Lily only 1479, which is less than the ones without CP. But the least is female statues, only 345."

Xiao Ming was very tired when he saw that the master took the non-CP type of text in one stroke and almost ignored it.What he wrote is without CP!After all, I'm a man, so it's too strange to write about romance.

He couldn't help but care: "How many articles are there without CP?"

"3024 articles, about twice that of Lily."

所以大致来看,言情:纯爱:无CP:纯爱:女尊=2:1:0.3:0.15:0.035。

Xiao Ming suddenly felt that survival was difficult.But if you think about it from another angle, if there are fewer people writing, wouldn't the competition be less intense?

He nodded in satisfaction.

"What about that era?"

The Great God took a sip of the earthen pot soup, and continued: "There are 11675 for overhead, 2481 for antique, 2232 for fantasy future, and 20544 for modern."

Xiao Ming calculated in his mind: "That's not right, the numbers are inconsistent. There are 36934 articles on sexual orientation, but according to the age, there are only 36932 articles in total."

"The two less articles don't have a date. Maybe jj collapsed, maybe the author didn't set it up." As he spoke, the master rolled his eyes, as if thinking of many bad memories from last night: "The possibility of jj's collapse Bigger, there were all kinds of mistakes in the process of crawling data yesterday."

"When I counted, I removed the novels that were blocked and inaccessible, and only had half of the home page or incomplete tags."

"There are still novels with only half a page on the front page? Doesn't it mean that you can't even read the table of contents?"

Seeing the great god nodding his head affirmatively, Xiao Ming felt extremely sympathetic to those authors, jj is really poisonous.

So the statistics must have caused some troubles for the great god.Xiao Ming felt that he had brought a lot of trouble to the Great God.He silently took out the menu and prepared to add a few more dishes.

So far, Xiao Ming has concluded that the number of people who write original-romance-modern and modern novels is the largest, accounting for almost half of romance novels.In terms of love and occupation of most of the rivers and mountains of Jinjiang.

Finally, Xiao Ming finally asked the question he was most concerned about: "In general, which genre has the most writers?"

"This issue is more complicated, and it also involves article tags."

Maybe it was too much content, so the master directly took out the phone, swiped it a few times, and handed it over to Xiao Ming.

"This is the data I analyzed statistically."

Xiao Ming was immediately attracted by the large string of data on the screen.

Original-Romance-Modern Modern-Love9868

Original-Pure Love-Modern Modern-Love4141

Original-romance-alternate history-love4056

Original-Pure Love-Alternative History-Love 2095

Doujin-romance-alternate history-anime907

Doujin-Romance-Modern Modern-Anime906

Original-Romance-Antique-Love757

Original-Lily-Modern Modern-Love715

Original-No CP-Modern Modern-Love 654

Doujin-Pure Love-Modern Modern-Anime 639

Doujin-pure love-alternate history-anime 589

Doujin-Romance-Modern Modern-Movie 501

Green jj is the world of women's videos. The number of romance is the largest, and it is ranked No. 3, while the number of pure love works of the same type corresponding to romance has plummeted by half.It's a pity that the lily that Xiao Ming is thinking about is only ranked eighth.

Da Shendao: "The above data are all types of novels with more than [-] publications in this quarter, and the number of other types is less than [-]."

Xiao Ming continued to study the data on the screen. Fanwenwen is almost all in the world of animation... Huh?The top twelve actually didn't have a setting in the future of fiction.Most of the cute and cute authors are not interested in future works.

There is too much data content to fit on one page, Xiao Ming subconsciously scrolls down but finds that it is a screenshot.He swiped the screen to the left almost reflexively, only to find that the next picture was not data.

It's a picture of yourself.It is also the one-inch photo that is required to be uploaded when registering with the real name of the forum.The master is not the administrator of the forum, but Xiao Ming believes that if the master wants to pick it up, he will be able to hack into the background of the website and dig out his various files.But why flip this!Why save this photo!

This photo is a ID photo taken by Xiao Ming when he was looking for a job during his graduation season. He hadn't left the campus at the time, and he was addicted to the Internet world every day, and he was very decadent.In fact, this photo does not reflect one percent of my handsomeness!

Very · special · not good-looking!

Xiao Ming raised his head and glanced at the Almighty, with some resentment in his eyes.Why is there this!

The master saw Xiao Ming's reaction, and then looked at the screen.

He is shy.After a while, he whispered, "I have face blindness."

So you have to review the faces of people you know from time to time to remember.

Xiao Ming's anger suddenly disappeared completely.The mighty golden god has such an unknown shortcoming.

This setting is really... too cute!

He immediately comforted: "It's okay, it's just that this photo has been taken for a long time, and it doesn't look the same as me now. I'll give you the latest one next time."

The Great God nodded, lowered his head and continued to drink the soup.

Xiao Ming was a little puzzled: "Is it not popular to fantasize about the future?"

The Great Master searched the data in his mind: "Actually, the articles ranked 13,14th and 462th are all fantasizing about the future, and they are the love types of original pure love and original romance. Not more than five hundred."

Dashen told Xiao Ming: "The website has set 680 types of novels, but there are 301 types of novels, and no one has written a single one in the past three months."

Thinking of the little types who have been neglected, Xiao Ming is a little bit embarrassed.

Xiao Ming suddenly thought that the master mentioned the label.That is a more detailed type of novel!

He immediately became excited: "Then the label? Which one is written the most?"

When I think about the 118 tags counted last night, I feel a little headache. The names are too strange. Now little girls like to watch them, "Happy Enemy" and "Flower Season Rainy Season" have such normal youth literature tags appearing. .But what the hell is "Sadomasochism", "Knight and Sword", and "Internet celebrity" and "live broadcast"... well, it seems to be following the trend.

"The top five are special liking, sweet text, city love, sadomasochism and fate..."

The great god talked freely and unhurriedly.The appearance of the great god does not eat the fireworks of the world, and he is rigorous and focused in his work.

Although he was still analyzing seriously, Xiao Ming strongly felt a sense of disobedience.These words are obviously related to love, especially when spoken from the mouth of a great god, it is very, very unreal!

Xiao Ming felt the guilt of pulling the Great God from the altar of the academic school to the abyss of the secular school.

However, he was still more interested in the results of data analysis and couldn't help but want to know more.Xiao Ming thought of Wen, which had always been popular before, and wondered what was going on now.

The master listened to the key words Xiaoming asked, and replied: "Among the labels you asked, time travel is the most, ranking 10th; strong is 18th; fantasy and magic is 21th; wealthy family, entertainment Circle and Quick Travel ranked 22st, 23nd and 31rd respectively; Shuangwen ranked 42st, Chuanshu ranked 57nd; Doomsday ranked 70th; HP ranked 97th; 99; the Internet celebrity and live broadcast just mentioned are ranked 101 and [-] respectively; the bottom four are mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, SD, Meiyu and Qiwu.”

What are Qiwu and SD?Xiao Ming had never heard of it, not even himself who had been immersed in the literary world for decades, it seemed that it was indeed a cold circle.

Xiao Ming looked at the Great God with bright eyes, so he is cultivating immortality?How popular is the cultivating immortals written by yourself?

"No. 27. Not bad." At least it is more targeted than the 5713 novels without any tags.

The master stopped his chopsticks, he was full.In the end, he concluded: "Overall, in jj, the number of people writing romance is the largest, accounting for 68%. Among them, the number of modern and modern romances is the largest, accounting for 33% of all new articles in the past three months, almost all romances. Half of the number. The number of original works is much higher than that of peers, reaching 61%; modern works are the most, accounting for 56%, and fantasy future works are the least, accounting for only 6%; and among all types of articles, original-romance-modern modern-love -The number of special liking is the largest; in addition, the number of sweet novels is also higher than the number of novels that are deeper than sadomasochism. The psychological change of online writing."

The Great God gave advice: "I suggest you write novels with a relaxed and romantic theme. And on a website like jj, where romance occupies most of the country, stallion, you should get rid of it."

After listening to the great god's words, Xiao Ming felt that his brain capacity had expanded a lot. He knew that green jjs were the most popular among women, but he didn't expect the ratio of romance to be so brutal.

After all, he couldn't let go of the cute Lily girls that he was thinking about.

He has to go back and think about how to change it.

The author has something to say: Note:

1. All the data analyzed in this article come from the statistical results on December 12th.

2. The data in this article are all extracted through web crawling.

3. The main analysis data are all novels from 20160909-20161208.

4. Since some pages of jj are extracted, the information on the jj webpage may not be accurate (this is obvious to all...), please forgive me.

5. Xiaoming is not a professional researcher on big data, and if there are deficiencies, advice and exchanges are welcome.

6. Have fun writing, writing code, and analyzing data. This article is only for entertainment after dinner.


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