sinovels Chapter 84 I swallowed a bomb for breakfast
Chapter 84 I swallowed a bomb for breakfast
When Xiaoxuan woke up early in the morning, he was facing the handsome face of Antes. He looked at it in a crazy way, then he smirked twice, and leaned over to kiss Antes on the tip of his nose. .
With a big hand, Antes fished the man into his arms, opened his eyes slightly and looked at him, "Robots don't sleep, do they?"
"Last night, because of too much nerve stimulation, I passed out and hibernated for a while. I just woke up. It's not that bad. I'm becoming more and more human."
"You are already very good, but I may have to sleep a little longer." Antes put his face on his neck, hugged him and fell asleep again.
"You must be very tired." Xiaoxuan patted his back lightly, humming softly in his ear.
"It sounds good. My mother also likes to sing to lull me to sleep." Antes said in a daze, holding his hand tighter.
Xiaoxuan looked at the dark circles under his eyes, and there was a hint of distress in his eyes, "Really, neither one of them knows how to take good care of themselves, at least take a day off today, and I'll make you breakfast."
He covered Antes, who had fallen asleep, with a quilt, and he wore Antes' long shirt for breakfast.
When he got to the mirror, he looked left and right in the mirror.
Antes' shirt was a bit too long on his body, and it just covered a small part of his buttocks, but if he bent over——
"The legendary boyfriend shirt, get it! Mr. Antes's pre-dinner dessert is available-then...what kind of nutritious breakfast will I make this morning-"
Xiaoxuan snapped his fingers directly, and a list of various nutritious breakfasts appeared in front of him.
He hummed a song and was busy in the kitchen, steamed buns, porridge, noodles, sandwiches, his skillful hands could make all kinds of things.
"It may be faster if the ingredients are swallowed directly into the stomach for processing, but..."
Xiaoxuan thought of the tangled look of Antes when he spit out the medicine from his stomach before, so he gave up this idea.
"Humans seem to have a hard time accepting vomit and excrement." Xiaoxuan shrugged his shoulders, looked at the little black robot that suddenly appeared on the window sill, and waved hello, "Hello, I've been here since I haven't seen you, where are you from? Can I make a friend?"
"Perform the mission."
"Eh? What task?" Xiao Xuan, who was kneading the dough, tilted his head and looked at the robot in doubt.
"Assassinate Antes Fox." The little robot directly turned into a cannon, aiming at Xiaoxuan, "Immediately."
"Ah?" Xiaoxuan froze on the spot, just watching the shells shoot towards him.
It was too late and then fast, his mouth suddenly became big, and then swallowed the shells with a "gulp", and then with a "bang", he hiccupped and exhaled a puff of smoke, "Hold, sorry, I ate your mission, I'm full."
"Xiaoxuan!" Antes ran out of the house in a hurry after hearing the explosion, only to see the disheveled Xiaoxuan and the short-circuited black robot beside him.
He ignored the black robot, instead he held Xiaoxuan's face in both hands, and looked him up, down, left, and right, "What's wrong? Is there anything uncomfortable?"
"It's nothing uncomfortable, just, vomit—" Xiaoxuan pushed Antes away, grabbed the sink with both hands and began to vomit, "I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, I feel too full, vomit—"
"What did you just eat?"
"A bomb, um, uh-"
"Bomb! Did you eat the bomb?"
"Ouch—who let him shoot the bomb over suddenly, my body's subconscious reaction is to eat the bomb to protect the safety of human beings, oh——" Xiaoxuan vomited into the pool, "I can't be pregnant Right? This is a human pregnancy reaction, right?"
"Now is not the time to joke, I'll take you to the hospital right away!" Antes hurriedly put on his clothes, and was about to run out with Xiaoxuan in his arms.
"Ouch—but I just prepared breakfast for you."
"Where is there still time for breakfast!" Antes was really going crazy, and a bun was stuffed in his mouth.
"I just made it, you can take two bites, anyway, I'm a robot that can't die, vomit—maybe I'm really pregnant."
"Don't be kidding..." Who would spit engine oil while pregnant? ?