Internship Stove Lord

Chapter 1

Zhang Qinglan squatted on the stove with her cheeks in her hands, doubting her life, and thought angrily: Why is it him again? !

Zhang Qinglan is an intern Stove Lord who has just taken office for less than a year. As the saying goes, one day in the sky, one year on the ground, one year of internship in the sky, and more than 300 years in the world.

What made him doubt his life was nothing but a coincidence. This has been going on for more than 300 years, and every time he caught up with the reincarnation of the same person.He couldn't help but wonder if he offended some god and asked his boss to wear shoes for him.

But thinking about it carefully, Zhang Qinglan started from becoming a god, not to mention offending anyone, and he has never even met a few gods.So I had no choice but to accept my fate, lamenting that my fate may be bad, and being a god is also a god with bad fate.

Before Zhang Qinglan became a fairy, she was just a poor and humble man without father or mother. She usually saw flowers and plants being watered, cats and dogs fed, met grandma and childish children to help out, and really did nothing to become a fairy. It was just a coincidence that he In order to save a child, he rushed into the kitchen, hid next to the stove and was burned to death.

I went to the underworld to check the book of life and death, and everyone was embarrassed to find that his life should not be terminated. Such a case is probably considered dereliction of duty. His merits and virtues are complete, it would be better if Yubi Zhupi let him be a little earth fairy.

I don't know if the Shangxian who was on duty that day drank too much wine, he didn't check it in a daze, he waved his hand, and reported it to the Emperor of Heaven, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven was busy with his daughter's love affairs, so he didn't have time to care about all this, no Waving his hands patiently: "Such trivial things will bother me."

So Shang Xianyi met for a while, and felt that His Majesty meant "yes", and Zhu approved, since he died by the stove, why not try to be a stove king first.

Zhang Qinglan became a god in such a muddleheaded way.

However, immortals also have very strict rules and regulations, and there is still an assessment period, so he started his immortal career as an intern of Stove Lord.

The work of Lord Stove is really not hard, but it is tedious.Every household has the Stove Lord, who records the words and deeds of the family, whether the family is harmonious, and whether the actions are good or evil. Then, on the day of the Xiaonian, he will take the book of good and evil and report back to heaven, so that the gods can know the situation of the family. Decide whether to make this family better or worse for the coming year.

To put it bluntly, he is just a small report to mortals.

Although he is only an intern, Zhang Qinglan cherishes this position very much. After all, if he can't even do this well, who knows if he will go to hell to see the really ugly Lord Hades again.

The strange thing is that Zhang Qinglan has been on duty in the world for more than 300 years, and the same person reincarnated for five consecutive lives. Isn't the probability too small? Don't gamble or drink too much in the world." He felt that he could really go to the casino and try it out, and make him a lot of money.

When he returned to the sky to report on his work, his colleagues at the same time looked at him with sympathy, and even comforted him with mixed feelings: "Brother Zhang, isn't this pretty good? Familiar."

Bah, who wants to get acquainted with him?

It's fine if he's really a good friend, but the owner of this house has been more than 300 years, and he hasn't let him have a good time!

Other Stove Lords eat, drink, and serve them. I am afraid that when they are young, their Stove Lord will return to heaven to report on his work, and he will go to the Emperor of Heaven to read his own copy. At that time, the Emperor of Heaven will draw a cross for himself, and the next year will not be as good. It's better.

But this person is strange, he doesn't offer incense to himself, and he doesn't ask God to worship him, that's all.The most irritating thing is that everyone prepares offerings for their own kitchen gods on Xiaonian, such as candy ingots, fried rice candy, peanut candy, sesame candy, glutinous rice dumplings, red bean sugar buns...etc. Plant delicious food, in order to please the Kitchen God and sweeten his mouth, so that he can say more good things about himself when he goes to heaven, so that his life will be easier in the future.

Thinking about it, Zhang Qinglan's saliva dripped down, and Pian Pianzui almost cried.

More than 300 years, more than 300 years!He never ate a bite!Who is worse than him!

Colleagues all carried sweet cakes with their left hands and rice candies with their right hands, but Zhang Qinglan was the only one with empty hands, which was particularly conspicuous.Every time at this time, Zhang Qinglan just wished he could slam his head on the Nantianmen to death.

Well, even if Zhang Qinglan sympathizes with this man's poverty for five lifetimes, asking him to take out these things is really embarrassing for him.OK, he endured it.But the fourth day of the first lunar month is the day when the Stove Lord returns home from work.The Stove God of other people's houses put on new clothes prepared by ordinary people, and the master cleaned the house cleanly, and served delicious food and drink to welcome the Stove God back home.

But what about him!She was dressed in dusty old clothes that couldn't be worn any longer, the house was deserted and the stove was covered with dirt, not to mention delicious food, not even a bowl of water!

I am wronged!

Zhang Qinglan was squatting on the stove at the moment, with tears in her eyes, not because she was moved, but because she was angry and wronged.

"Squeak——" the old wooden door opened. Zhang Qinglan was squatting in the center of the stove, but when she heard the sound, she consciously moved two steps in and gave way with tears in her eyes.

A person walked in from the door.

Wearing a white-washed blue shirt, neatly tied hair, and a cold complexion that seemed to be unemotional, he was very handsome and good-looking, and it was hard to describe how comfortable he was, even if he was standing in this dim, dilapidated dilapidated house surrounded by bare walls In the room, Zhang Qinglan also felt that the figure would glow.

When she came back to her senses, Zhang Qinglan spat twice, scolded herself for not being up to date, and said to herself naturally: "He has treated you like this, and you still think he is good-looking, do you have a bag in your head!"

Then he saw that this person was indescribably elegant and good-looking even if he was picking up firewood and lighting a fire, his eyes were attracted to him again, he shook his head and knocked his own head, and cursed again: "Can you be a little bit promising!"

But Zhang Qinglan didn't know what was wrong, although this person was not good to him at all, but he never recorded anything bad about this person in his book of good and evil. I also feel unbearable, so I always give up.

But no matter how good Zhang Qinglan wrote about him in the Book of Good and Evil, I hope Shangxian will be kind to him, but this man's life has not changed a little in the past 300 years. Not good, and I can’t starve to death.

Zhang Qinglan felt strange, did this person do some heinous things in his previous life, so he fell to this point, and he could only live like this in his lifetime?

Thinking of this, Zhang Qinglan felt that the heaven was unfair, even if it was really punished, it would be almost enough. Besides, in his opinion, although this person is hateful, he is not an annoying villain after all.

A man living alone, how could he think of worshiping the Stove Lord?

Zhang Qinglan makes excuses for him every year, but every year when he goes back to heaven, he still has to get angry. Do you know how much I want to eat red bean candied buns and sesame dumplings? ? !

Zhang Qinglan watched him leave after frying a plate of green vegetables, and sighed, ah, tell me, how can a big man eat green vegetables every day?

Thinking about this person's previous lives, they were all so miserable without exception.

In the first life, I was born in an ordinary farmer’s family. The mother died when she was just born, and her father died when she married a wife when she was just an adult. The wife also gave birth to a child and passed away. The remaining child should be alive and well, right?Unexpectedly, when he was just five years old, he got smallpox and disappeared.He was left alone to die alone, with no one to rely on, and finally died of illness at home, and no one knew about it.

At that time, Zhang Qinglan was just an intern, and this was the first job he was assigned.

Zhang Qinglan watched him cry all his life until his eyes were swollen like walnuts. The Stove Lord next door was startled when he saw him, "What's wrong with Xianyou?"

Zhang Qinglan covered her stinging eyes and cried, "It's too miserable, why is God so cruel?"

The colleague in the next door was so scared that he quickly covered his mouth, "My dear friend, don't dare to talk nonsense. A person's fate is determined by God, and birth, old age, sickness and death are all based on the basis. How can you and I speak freely?"

So Zhang Qinglan covered her mouth and squatted on the stove and cried, unable to speak with her mouth, but still unable to speak in her heart?

I just said, I just said, it’s so miserable, woo woo woo.