I'm really Xiaomengxin! [E-sports rebirth]

Chapter 113

"Are you sure? If you're afraid, quit quickly, so you won't be fucked and cry later, and you won't be able to play anymore." Ding Liang was afraid that he would go back on his word, so he asked again.

"Who, who is afraid of you, isn't it just a small iron needle?" Although Mo Guanguan felt a little guilty in his heart, he couldn't lose with his mouth.

"Okay, then just wait for the little iron needle to fuck you." Ding Liang put down his harsh words.

Ding Liang carried him to the bed, took off his shirt with one hand, and kissed him.

... (Screenshot private message to me)

Mo Guanguan withered, this night, he was tortured to death.He didn't understand, how could this person have such good physical strength?It didn't stop all night.

"Are you admitting defeat?" Ding Liang played with his hand.

Mo Guanguan didn't speak, he was too tired to speak.

"If we don't speak, we will continue." Ding Liang said, making gestures to turn him over.

"You lost, you lost, don't come again." Mo Guanguan was really scared by him.

Ding Liang finally smiled and hugged him in his arms, "Guan Guan, you are finally mine."

Mo Guanguan was so tired that he rolled his eyes, he shouldn't have agreed to his ridiculous bet.

"Shall we go to get the certificate tomorrow?" Ding Liang asked him.

Mo Guanguan wanted to sleep, but Ding Liang didn't intend to let him go so easily, and kept buzzing in his ears.

"Okay, okay! Don't ask me any more, I want to sleep." Mo Guanguan was really annoyed by him.

Ding Liang kissed him on the forehead, "Understood, go to sleep."

Ding Liang finally stopped bothering him, and Mo Guanguan also fell asleep peacefully.Although Mo Guanguan was sleepy all night, Ding Liang was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep.

Ding Liang began to look at the air tickets. It doesn't matter if it is not legal in China. He has to take Guan Guan to go abroad to get the certificate.After much deliberation, he planned to take Mo Guanguan to Ireland to obtain a license.

While Mo Guanguan was sleeping, Ding Liang had already bought the plane ticket and packed his luggage.I also rented a car to take them to the airport.Ding Liang put earphones on him and carried him on the plane.

When Mo Guanguan woke up, he had already arrived at the gate of the Irish Civil Affairs Bureau.Mo Guanguan was stunned. He looked at the strange surroundings, looked up at Ding Liang and said, "Where is this? Where did you take me?"

"Ireland. Surprised or surprised?" Ding Liang asked him.

Mo Guanguan: "???"

He just sleeps well at home, and when he wakes up, he will be in Ireland?

"There's something wrong with you, Ding Liang! Has your brain been kicked by a donkey?" Mo Guanguan glared at him.

Ding Liang ignored his punches and kicks, but pulled him into the Civil Affairs Bureau.

"What are you doing? Where are you taking me?" Mo Guanguan was terrified of the unfamiliar environment and things.

"Take you to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate." Ding Liang pulled him.

"You are insane! Ding Liang, is there something wrong with you? I will definitely let the people from the mental hospital arrest you." Mo Guanguan was really pissed off by his manipulation.

"Before the people from the mental hospital come, let's go in and get the certificate." Ding Liang ignored his objection and carried the person in.

"Who wants to get a certificate from you? You are really sick! And it seems that you have that serious illness!" Mo Guanguan's roar and resistance did not have any effect.

In the end, the two of them still got the certificate.After taking the photo, Ding Liang tilted his head and suddenly fell on his shoulder.

"Ding Liang? Hey! Wake up, Ding Liang!" Mo Guanguan patted his face, but couldn't wake him up.

This also shocked the staff who took pictures of their marriage certificates, but after finding out that he was just falling asleep, he was relieved.

Mo Guanguan looked at the cloud of blue in his eyes, and knew that this bastard was afraid that he would regret it later, so he rushed to Ireland to obtain the certificate without stopping, and stayed up all day and night.After taking pictures of the marriage certificate, I couldn't bear it any longer. I tilted my head and fell asleep.

Mo Guanguan dragged a large living person and a suitcase and stood on the road.Looking at the unfamiliar characters on the phone map, he frowned, but if he picked a country that spoke English, he wouldn't be so troubled that he couldn't even find a hotel.

In the end, he asked the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and he managed to find a place in the hotel, and asked someone to help carry Ding Liang to the bed.Looking at Ding Liang on the bed, Mo Guanguan looked through the luggage she brought.

"Two pairs of underwear, two pairs of shorts, no shoes, not even a jacket." Mo Guanguan frowned, what kind of things did he bring?Wait, there seems to be a bottle of shower gel in it.After Mo Guanguan took a closer look, he wished he could strangle this bastard to death.

I didn't take my shirt or shoes, but I brought lube, wow!Mo Guanguan was so angry that he kicked him. There were two packs of snacks in the box, and he ate them all.He threw the lubricant directly into the trash can, out of sight.

Mo Guanguan packed some food at a nearby restaurant, and I have to say that the barbecue, seafood, and desserts here are all excellent.Seeing the man sleeping like a dead pig on the bed, Mo Guanguan put the cake in front of his nose.

Ding Liang licked his lips, Mo Guanguan didn't intend to feed him, but just let him smell it.Ding Liang's throat rolled, Mo Guanguan naturally took a bite, and then he solved it with three or two bites.

Ding Liang suddenly got up and pressed him down, and licked the cream left on his mouth.Mo Guanguan was startled, "You just pretended to be asleep?"

"Just woke up. I just want to see what my little villain is up to." Ding Liang scratched his nose dotingly, "The cake is very sweet."

Mo Guanguan didn't give him a good look.If it wasn't for him, he would be in this shitty place now?

"What's wrong? Why are you angry?" Ding Liang saw his displeasure.

Mo Guanguan gave him a kick, and then stood up instantly, "Are you still willing to say?"

"I know. It's because I brought you here without your consent. Aren't I afraid that you will go back on your word?" Ding Liang explained.

"Do I look like this kind of person?" Mo Guanguan glared at him.

Ding Liang looked at him and said solemnly: "Like!"

"Go away!" Mo Guanguan was angry.

"Do you dare to say that you haven't thought about repenting in your heart?" Ding Liang hit his little mind with a guess.

Mo Guan was concerned, but he was irrational and strong, and said: "What's the use of talking about this now? Anyway, I have already obtained the certificate, so why would I still run away?"

Ding Liang's thin lips curled up, hugged his waist, and coaxed softly: "Yes, yes, it's all my fault, my lord."

"Call me Dad." Mo Guanguan put his hands on his hips, extremely arrogant.

"I can't call you daddy, but if I work hard, I might let you be my daddy." Ding Liang said.

"Get out!" Although Mo Guanguan knew that this was impossible, he was easily irritated by him.

"Guan Guan, I love you." Ding Liang looked at him seriously.

"Okay, okay, I understand." Mo Guanguan said with a perfunctory look on his face, a little disgusted with him.

"No, you have to say you love me." Ding Liang was not satisfied with his answer.

"Love love love. Now hurry up and buy me a pair of clothes and shoes." Mo Guanguan urged.

"No, it's too perfunctory. You have to say you love me again." Ding Liang is now like a struggling child.

"Hurry up and buy me clothes. Otherwise, I won't have any clothes to change in the shower tonight." Mo Guan Guan said.

"Tell me you love me." Ding Liang continued.

Mo Guanguan grabbed his head and said seriously: "I love you. So can you buy me clothes and shoes now, or else you will kneel durian for me."

"Obey, my wife!" Ding Liang said, and went out.Walking on the road, he took a photo of himself in a good mood and sent it to Moments, with the coordinates in Ireland.

Mo Guanguan's cell phone rang, and seeing his silly look in Moments, he chuckled.Ding Baiwei, who was lying in the hospital, also saw the circle of friends posted by his brother, and even saw his coordinates.

"When did my brother go to Ireland?" Ding Baiwei carefully zoomed in on his photo, and it was indeed a landmark building in Ireland.

She hurriedly called Ding Liang, and when the call was connected, Mo Guanguan's voice still had an accent, "Hello, Weiwei."

"Brother, have you gone to Ireland?" Ding Baiwei asked him.

"Hmm. What's the matter?" Ding Liang asked.

"When did you go to Ireland? Didn't you just visit me yesterday?" Ding Baiwei was confused.

"That's right, I went the next day." Ding Liang explained.

Ding Baiwei: "..."

"It's so good, why did you go to Ireland?" Ding Baiwei asked puzzled.

"Weiwei, I'm married." Ding Liang said.

Ding Baiwei hadn't figured out that question yet, but she was blown to pieces by this blockbuster.

"Ah?? Why are you married again?" Ding Baiwei was even more confused.

"I got it. I'm afraid he will go back on his word, so I got the certificate overnight." Ding Liang laughed.

Ding Baiwei on the other end of the phone heard his brother's great achievements, wishing to give him a thumbs up and deduct 666 in front of him.

"Brother, you really have you. When will you bring my sister-in-law back and show me, we will have a family reunion." Ding Baiwei asked him.

"No hurry, spend your honeymoon with your sister-in-law. When you are almost in good health, I will bring him back to see you." Ding Liang said.

"That's good. Remember to notify me in advance when you come back, and I'll cook something delicious for you." Ding Baiwei said.

"Okay. Let's not talk about it now. I have to buy clothes for your sister-in-law." Ding Liang said.

"Tsk. Why haven't I seen you treat me so well, and you didn't buy me new clothes." Ding Baiwei was sour.

"Girls' clothes, why am I ashamed to buy them? And I'm afraid you won't like them after buying them, so I'll just give you money and let you buy them yourself." Ding Liang said.

From this passage, Ding Baiwei got an important piece of news, and said in a broken voice: "Could it be that he is a man?"

"Well, that's right. I never said he was a woman from the beginning to the end." Ding Liang said flatly.

"It's a big deal, my sister-in-law is actually a man?!!!" Ding Baiwei who heard the news, was like being struck by a thunderbolt.

Ding Liang hung up the phone, and Ding Baiwei couldn't recover for a long time.

It's better for a man to be a man than for my brother to be single all his life.Ding Baiwei comforted herself like this.

……

"Divorce!" Mo Guanguan said angrily.

"Ireland does not allow divorce." Ding Liang said so to put an end to his thoughts.

"This is the old calendar from many years ago. A new law has been promulgated long ago. The prohibition on divorce has been abolished, and it has been changed to divorce after two years of separation." Mo Guanguan also deliberately checked the Internet about Ireland. marital problems.

Tsk!Hasty.

Ding Liang faltered in an instant, "Wrong."

"What's wrong?" Mo Guanguan looked at him with a good attitude.

"You shouldn't touch your hands." Ding Liang said.

"What else?" Mo Guanguan continued.

"Shouldn't have just gone in without squeezing the lube. I remember I brought lube, why did it disappear?" Ding Liang reflected on his own evidence.

Mo Guanguan blushed suddenly, "Who told you to say this!"

"Then what do you want me to say?" Ding Liang looked at him puzzled.

"Did you hide your money?" Mo Guanguan asked suddenly.

"How, how is it possible?" Ding Liang felt guilty.

"I already know, but I will give you a chance to surrender. If you confess, you will be lenient, but if you resist, you will be strict." Mo Guanguan looked like he had seen through him.

"Well, I did hide five yuan." Ding Liang could only say truthfully.

"Where is it hidden?" Mo Guanguan continued to repeat his words.

"In the shoes." Ding Liang said honestly.Suddenly, he seemed to think of something again, and raised his head suddenly, "No, you already know, don't you? Why do you still ask me?"

Mo Guanguan smiled mysteriously at him, "Guess."

"Okay, you actually tricked me!" Ding Liang said angrily.

"So what? Give me the money yourself." Ding Liang said.

Ding Liang dared not speak out, so he could only hand over the five yuan he had left.

"Didn't I give you a dollar for pocket money? Why are you hiding money from your own house? It's really not good." Mo Guanguan patted his dog's head.

Ding Liang: "..."

"I'm tired of playing here too. I'm going back after buying a plane ticket for tonight." Mo Guanguan said to him.

"I don't have any money, and you took away the last five yuan." Ding Liang said aggrievedly.

"Could it be that you want me to pay? Sure enough, a man doesn't cherish it once he gets it, and he doesn't even want to pay me for the air ticket." Mo Guanguan began to cry fake.

"Come out, come out, can I go out?" Ding Liang was really scared by what he said, so he turned around and asked his brother to borrow money.The iron buddy didn't say anything, just asked him how much he wanted.

After a while, the money was transferred.Ding Liang bought a return ticket, and bought him food if he had more money.

The good brother sent a voice over, and Ding Liang clicked on the voice.

"Why do you save so much money? Why did you suddenly ask me to borrow money?"

"It was all taken away by my wife." Ding Liang replied.

"Damn!!! You actually got out of my order behind my brother's back, are you still a human? Give me back the money!"

"Not only did we get out of the order, but we also got the certificate. Let me tell you one more thing, it's impossible to pay back the money, and it's impossible in this life." Ding Liang deliberately angered him.

"Dog Dingliang! Once you have a daughter-in-law, you forget about your brothers, right?"

Ding Liang stopped replying to his messages, but bought something for Guan Guan.I was afraid that he would be hungry when he got on the plane, so I bought him a big bag of snacks.

"Alipay received 1 yuan!" Ding Liang's cell phone rang suddenly.

When Ding Liang got this sum of money, his first reaction was not joy, but fear.Why did Guan Guan transfer so much money to him suddenly?Could it be the breakup fee for divorce?

The more Ding Liang thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he trotted all the way back.

"Wife!" Ding Liang called him.

"Huh? Have you received the money?" Mo Guanguan asked.

Ding Liang suddenly knelt down, "I know I was wrong, I shouldn't have hidden money from my house, don't get a divorce, okay?"

Mo Guanguan was confused by his sudden movement, "What's wrong with you?"

"You suddenly transferred 1 yuan to me. This amount of money can't be the divorce fee." Ding Liang said aggrievedly.

"Seeing that you are doing well, I gave you pocket money. Pay back the money you just borrowed. How can my man borrow other people's money? I can give you 1 yuan as pocket money, but you can't have five One yuan of private money, this is the bottom line." Mo Guanguan crossed his arms and said.

"It scared me to death." Ding Liang patted his chest with lingering fear, "Thank you, my wife, for your pocket money."

"En." Mo Guanguan reluctantly gave him a look.

Ding Liang returned the money he just borrowed, and his good brother sent another voice in an instant, and he played it.

"Aren't you out of money? Why did you pay it back so soon? Are you playing with me?"

Ding Liang took a screenshot of the record of the pocket money and sent it to him, and then replied arrogantly, "My wife just sent me the pocket money."

"Damn it!!! [-] pocket money? Quickly ask if your wife is still in need of someone? I can be a mistress."

"Go away! He's already a famous woman, go and make your eternal dream."

"Don't do this, Brother Liang, as the saying goes: My friend's wife is my wife. I have no intention of breaking up you, I just want to join you."

Common saying: "???" When did I say that?

"Get lost, don't force me to beat you." Ding Liang replied.

"Brother Liang~ Why are you Jiang Zi, I am your good brother."

Ding Liang's head was full of black lines, how could he still have a Taiwanese accent.

Mo Guanguan had been listening to their conversation, and upon hearing this, he said, "Give me the phone."

"What?" Ding Liang suspected that he had heard wrong.

"I said give me the phone." Mo Guanguan then repeated.

Ding Liang thought he was interested in his brother, so he didn't give him the phone without saying anything.He even hid the phone behind his back, then quickly shook his head, "No, I won't give it."

"I said give me the phone." Mo Guanguan exerted a kind of coercion invisibly.

Afraid that he would get angry, Ding Liang handed him the phone anyway.Mo Guanguan sent him a voice message, saying: "Brother, do you mind if I take it out bigger than you? If you don't mind, you can try to join us."

"Fuck, fuck! Ding Liang, your wife is actually a man! I'm a straight man, you don't want to persecute me."

Ding Liang couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and then replied, "We also have pursuits in building the base world. Who would like you? Don't be too sentimental here."

"If you don't love Ding Liang, are you still not a brother?"

"That's it. The phone is out of gas, so I won't tell you." Ding Liang said, and ignored him.

Mo Guanguan glanced at the current time, and said, "Pack up your things and go to the airport."

"Okay." Ding Liang sent a WeChat message to Ding Baiwei while packing his things.Tell her they're coming home tonight and get her ready in advance.

Ding Baiwei sent him back an OK emoji, and she couldn't wait to meet her future sister-in-law.I don't know what type it is, but it can capture her brother's heart.

Ding Baiwei prepared a large table of dishes in advance.Although the sister-in-law is a man, she can't take it lightly, let alone neglect him because of her gender.On the contrary, he should pay more attention to it, after all, he is the person identified by his brother.

"Go back to my house." Ding Liang said to him as soon as he got off the plane.

"Does Weiwei know it's me?" Mo Guanguan asked him.

"No, I haven't told her yet." Ding Liang said.

"Go to your house, there will be such a day sooner or later. Why don't we meet today and explain everything clearly." Mo Guanguan agreed.

"Okay." Ding Liang nodded.

Ding Baiwei cooks, and her boyfriend serves the dishes.The two cooperated very well and proceeded in an orderly manner.

"Ding dong ding dong~" The doorbell rang, and Ding Baiwei knew that they were back after a guess.

"You watch the fire for me first, and I'll open the door." Ding Baiwei instructed.

Ding Baiwei went to open the door happily, and when she saw Ding Liang, she couldn't wait to throw herself into his arms, "Brother! You are finally back, I miss you so much."

"Okay, okay. How old are you, come down quickly." Ding Liang patted her on the back lightly.

Ding Baiwei got down from his arms, and when she saw the person standing next to him clearly, her smile froze on her face, "Don't close?"

Mo Guanguan smiled at her, "Weiwei."

Four people sit at the table in pairs.The four of them were silent, and it was Ding Baiwei who broke the silence first.

"Brother, is that why you and Mo Guan are locked together?" Ding Baiwei said calmly.

"Yes." Ding Liang said.

"What did you tell me before? You told me that he was a scumbag and made me forget about him. But now you are hanging out with him, and the two of you even got a certificate." Ding Baiwei couldn't accept it.

"I'm sorry Weiwei. I was wrong about what happened at the beginning. In fact, the two of us have been together for a long time, but I didn't tell you." Ding Liang finally told her the truth before.

"So the things you said were all lying to me, and the purpose was to make me dislike him, right?" Ding Baiwei couldn't believe that the brother she had always admired was such a person.

Ding Liang: "..."

Ding Liang was silent, he didn't know how to face his sister, his only relative in this world.

"Weiwei. In fact, I have always liked your brother. Even without those things before, I would not be able to be with you." Mo Guanguan explained.

"But as an older brother, he was so cruel to his own sister. Is this reasonable?" Ding Baiwei was angry.

"Then let me ask you, who exactly do you like. Is it him sitting next to you, or me?" Mo Guanguan asked her.

Ding Baiwei glanced at her boyfriend next to her, and then at Mo Guanguan, her answer had already formed in her heart.

"I liked you before, but now I only have him in my heart." Ding Baiwei said to Mo Guanguan.

"That's fine. As for the lie that Ding Liang told you before, I apologize to you on his behalf, and hope you can forgive him." Mo Guanguan held a glass of wine in the air, waiting for someone to clink it.