I'm Really Just an Ordinary Person

Chapter 29 The Love History of Master Suzaku

The Office of the Three Realms has a special prison, and there is almost no existence in the world that can break out of the prison that several great monsters have jointly imposed.And the person in charge here is the divine beast Bi An.

Bi An, whose alias is Bi Anyang, is handsome and elegant, even if he casually throws the pestle there, he is full of deterrence and a sense of security.In fact, those who are familiar with him know that this guy is no different from those old and rich second generations who spend their time outside on weekdays, except that he has a bit of natural justice and majesty in his business. His eyes are full of gossip, beauties, eating, drinking and having fun.Moreover, relying on his good relationship with Paixiu, he is often lucky to be active in the shopping mall, and he has some considerable assets in his hands, which is enough for him to create an image of a romantic but capable rich generation.

If you want to say whose gossip Bi An is most interested in in the world, it is definitely Xuan Ye who did not run away.

Firstly, among the four holy beasts in the office, a second-rate child whose IQ has been offline all the year round, a gloomy and irritable one who owes him 500 million in the whole world, and an old cadre who is obsessed with health preservation and unable to extricate himself, these three are not gossipy at all. interest.Only Xuan Ye, who looks like a human being, is very popular and loved by humans, not to mention that Xuan Ye's gossip has been widely known recently, and no one is not curious.

As a result, the two things Bi An desires most recently are to meet the legendary Qin Xi, and to collect all the gossip related to Xuan Ye.

There is nothing to investigate about the raccoon, and Gu Yuan has already arranged the things he needs and placed them on his desk.Bi An read it once, and he was directly sentenced to prison, 300 years in prison plus regular punishment, and there will naturally be a demon to execute it for him.The little demon cub who was still in the ignorant stage was thrown into the Young Demon Academy, and when it grew up, it was registered and released to make a living by itself.The other human is not under his control, so someone will take it with him to erase his memory.

Bi An rubbed his hands for the remaining painting of a demon boy, and examined it himself with an inscrutable smile.

After this investigation, Bi An really discovered Xuan Ye's use of the public for personal gain!

Xuan Ye has been admired and feared by demons in his ten thousand years of demon life, and there are only a few who can get along with him like ordinary friends, and almost all of these friends know that Xuan Ye was almost planted by a little demon once. once.

It wasn't due to any conspiracy, it was completely because of being unprepared and unimaginable.

A hundred years ago, there was a gathering of the Three Realms Office, which was held by the former head of the Daoyi sect, which is now utterly dead, in order to save some face and entrust the Three Realms Office to take care of his disciples.

The Daoyi Sect is considered to be the evolution of the Futu Sect's subsidiary sect, and the inheritance under the sect is all the things that the disciples of the Futu Sect leaked at random. Door.Although in today's world, no matter how chief is a small sect with less than 800 disciples who live in seclusion, and try to cultivate immortality every day, the best talent can barely form a golden core to survive. Thousand [-] years.

The world is difficult, and those who seek immortality like them are not much more difficult than these monsters.In addition, Dao Yimen is the first sect to join forces with the Office to help human beings solve non-scientific events and accumulate merit in exchange for the way of survival, so the relationship with the Three Realms Office is fairly close.The old head general has lived for 800 years, and he has some kind of friendship with Xuan Ye, and he also has a little bit of face in the office.

Therefore, there were many ghosts and ghosts who went there that day, and Xuan Ye also accepted the commission in public. After that, the disciples sent by the new head of the century-old Taoist sect to experience training were all trained by Xuan Ye as his own.The effect is gratifying. The cultivation ability of the disciples of these 100 years is much better than before.If it was placed thousands of years ago when the aura was still sufficient, it would not be difficult to find immortals and ask questions.Thanks to these people, the Office has a little more trust in the ordinary human beings. It is no longer guarded all the time like before, and the cooperation between the two parties is much more harmonious.

But in that seemingly happy party, there was actually a small accident that was not harmonious.

That day, masters from all ethnic groups gathered together, and among them were many weak but very quiet little people who were just here to make money and make connections.Everyone is in a cooperative relationship, and the existence of such a small person will not attract too much attention. After all, there will be no difference in food, so it is of course ignored.

After eating, drinking and chatting, the party ended very late, and Dao Yimen prepared a place to rest, where a group of ghosts and ghosts stayed.Although there was no need to rest, but the two sides had just formed a friendly alliance, Xuan Ye did not refute the other party's face, and took advantage of the situation.

The bad thing is that at that time, all kinds of ghosts and ghosts had a mixed atmosphere, and the residences were not far from each other. Some rooms were even separated by a thin board.Xuan Ye drank a lot of wine, but it was not the kind of wine that ordinary people drink. The alcohol was a bit strong, so he didn't pay attention when he entered the room.

This negligence, when she lifted the quilt and was about to go to bed, she found that there was a naked and beautiful boy on her bed.

A painting demon with less than 500 years of cultivation, Xuan Ye can crush to death with one finger.

The other party obviously had no intention of harming him, but simply sent him to warm his bed.Xuan Ye was stunned for a moment and almost tore him apart by mistake.

In the end, the painting demon was directly thrown out of the room, and many big monsters living nearby saw it for real, and watched a shocking gossip with satisfaction.

This matter will still be brought up until now, especially their group of big monsters who have intersected with Xuan Ye, will bring it out to make fun of Xuan Ye from time to time.

The southern mythical beast, a big boss, almost overturned on top of a little painting monster, what a joy it was!

As Bi An who has a strong passion for gossip, especially the gossip on Xuan Ye, he stood in front of the little painted monster a hundred years ago and saw the appearance of the little painted monster very clearly.So much so that when they met each other, they recognized it.

Now that he recognized him, how could he not know why Xuan Ye directly arrested him?

Sentenced and locked up according to Xuan Ye's request, Bi An walked into Bai Hu's office with a rippling smile, and asked enthusiastically, "What did the little painting demon do?"

Bai Hu put down the work in his hands, and after leaving the working state, he instantly showed the ignorant and stupid state of a mentally handicapped child, dazed and puzzled: "Huh?"

Bi An explained the origin and punishment of the little painting monster in one way or another, then looked at Bai Hu with longing eyes, expecting him to reveal something to him.

"Oh." Bai Hu thought for a while, thinking about something: "Isn't that post in the forum written by a little painter from Kyoto? Probably this one."

"Post?" Bi An was thoughtful, and then his eyes lit up: "The one that Qin Li made the top? He wrote it?"

"It should be like this. Otherwise, why is Xuan Ye so excited? It's not because of Qin Xi." Bai Hu was not surprised, and was already used to Xuan Ye's cub-protecting behavior.

Bi An rubbed his chin and said 'tsk tsk' twice: "This is for the sake of my sweetheart, and I don't hesitate to suppress and severely punish my admirer? Xuanye can do it, this charm... 噫..."

"Ah? What admirer?" Bai Hu was stunned, looking at Bi An in bewilderment, always feeling that he had missed some great news.

Bi An excitedly shared: "Don't you know? This painting monster is the guy who climbed onto Xuan Ye's bed more than 100 years ago! When he was thrown out, you were also watching!"

Bai Hu opened his mouth, thought for a while before digging out such a thing from his memory, and then opened his mouth wide after a moment of reaction: "Just him?"

"It's him! That's right!" Bi An was as excited and fanatical as a paparazzi: "Let me tell you that this painting demon has been admired by Xuan Ye for a long time, and has swayed in front of Xuan Ye more than once or twice, always wanting to take the opportunity The superior came. As a result, a hundred years ago, he was so humiliated and humiliated that he fell into complete silence and hid quietly. He was not willing to hide away, and stayed in the office in a shameless manner. Probably he wanted to wait for Xuan Ye to forget that year Well, look for another chance."

"He? Adoring Xuanye? Blind?" Bai Huke commented frankly.

"I'm not blind and I don't like Xuan Ye." Bi An squinted his eyes and despised an old friend, then rubbed his hands and said, "You mean... Qin Xi, right? Qin Xi, does he know about this? "

Bai Hu pouted: "I definitely don't know, Qin Xiaoxi doesn't understand these twists and turns." After speaking, he suddenly patted the table to warn Bi An: "Let me remind you, gossip is what you gossip, don't tell Qin Xiaoxi There are none of these. I’m still young, so it’s disgusting to hear such dirty things.”

Bi An was curious: "Hey, all of you protect him like a kid? Is he so charming? I see Gu Yuan's posture, the posture of protecting Qin Xi is no different from the posture of protecting Gu Jia."

"He's such a good kid. He's capable and good-natured. He doesn't have the miscellaneous thoughts of human beings. You'll understand when I get to know you later. You're really good." Bai Hu rarely followed Bi An to make a fuss, and said solemnly.

Bi An squinted his eyes and looked at him, then nodded after a while: "I have to get in touch with you later." After finishing speaking, he stood up straight and said, "Okay, I have to go to Xuan Ye to inform about this, and ask him if he knows Knowing that painting monster, tsk tsk tsk, big show! It's a big show in the harem!"

Isn't it a harem drama!

Who in the monster clan doesn't know that Xuan Ye is in charge of the Three Realms Affairs Office, no matter where he goes, he will be sold for face, once he has a relationship with Xuan Ye, even if his own strength is not enough, others will take a closer look.And once this relationship becomes a partnership, it's not just as simple as just looking at it. Whether it's status or resources, it's definitely beyond the imagination of an ordinary little monster.

If you think about it with your toes, you can tell that the painting monster's thoughts on Xuan Ye are definitely not pure admiration, but it is just wearing this beautiful skin to cover up those devious thoughts of wanting to take shortcuts.

Not to mention that Xuan Ye's external temper has gradually calmed down over the years, becoming gentle and steady, and his own charm has soared, making many ghosts and ghosts sneak up and hold him as a male god.As long as you catch it, you will make a steady profit.

He never expected that he would be thrown out after being delivered to the door.The painting demon probably also knew that Xuan Ye didn't care about him because he was disdainful, but if he couldn't keep it after endless tossing, he couldn't save his life.

It's just that Qin Xi has been on fire recently, and all the news has been linked to Xuan Ye, which probably made this little painting monster's troubled head a little bit cautious, and felt that Qin Xi and he had the same thoughts.It was only with a bit of jealousy and malice that I wrote the post, hoping that Xuan Ye could use this to see Qin Xi's true face, and by the way let himself show his face.

It's a pity that Qin Xi is a foolish and sweet person who has passed the bright road in Xuan Ye's eyes, and he is hugged, protected and pampered by Xuan Ye.In the end, let this little painting monster, who was not noticed by Xuan Ye, put himself in again in a daze, and settle the old and new debts together.

You must know that you can't just enter the big prison of the office, and you can't just squat down to get through it.Those who go in will inevitably be punished at fixed times, not to mention that there are quite a few people who know that the painted demon has offended the people on Xuan Ye's heart, and are waiting for the lynching to claim credit.After it comes out, it's hard to say whether half of the 500-year cultivation base can be left behind.

Besides... After coming out, they have to register as ordinary monsters.That means that he has to be an ordinary person honestly under surveillance, relying on his strength to earn money to support himself, and he can't even use a little cleaning spell.In addition to his own special talent, anyone who uses magic to opportunistically can go through the hell again.What's even more sad is that Hua Yao has no talent, and even painting has to be able to do it in life.The only thing they know is to use illusion to imprison the human soul in the painting, so naturally they cannot use it easily.