sinovels Chapter 60
Chapter 60
Tang Jiujiu couldn't stand it anymore when he heard this.Rolling his eyes, he stared firmly into Jiao Shang's eyes and said, "Take a deep breath and get ready, you will regret what you just said."
"You said that such a beauty can't marry a man like a pig or a dog, right?"
"If the beauty hears your words, let alone let the beauty remarry. When they see the beauty, they won't even look at you, okay? I have to kick you out. This little beauty is a fan Pink and tender, extremely cute little Siamese fragrant pig."
"I remember what you said just now. You said that you fell in love with this woman at first sight. Are you going to be Mr. Jiang's second?"
For a moment, Jiao Shang froze on the spot as if Tianling Gai had been struck by lightning.Mutteringly repeating what Tang Jiujiu said.
"Siamese sweet pig, Siamese sweet pig? Little sweet pig?"
"What is a Siamese sweet pig?"
"Just the little pig, the pink little pig, the cute one. You must have never seen it before."
"You mean such a stunning beauty is turned into a pig!"
"Yup!"
"If she wasn't transformed from a pig, but a vixen, with such a small body, like a chick, can she have such a plump and enchanting figure?"
"If it's a snake spirit, the scales all over its body are so hard, how can it have such pink and tender skin?"
"Plump skin, pink and tender face, aren't these all the characteristics of a little fragrant pig?"
After suffering double stimulation all night, Jiao Shang was completely dumbfounded, he just sat on the bench blankly without saying a word.What Tang Jiujiu was saying to him, he ignored Tang Jiujiu.
Tang Jiujiu had no choice but to call Xiaolan to guard this dumbfounded man.
Of course Xiaolan is happy, he originally wanted to use Jiao Shang as a figurine and rub it in his hand to play with, so he seized the opportunity.
Tang Jiujiu turned around to make chicken soup for him, and he quietly touched Jiao Shang's side, and with his giant hands with sharp claws, he carefully lifted off a piece of Jiao Shang's clothes, revealing a big piece of his chest.
Xiaolan stared fascinatedly at Jiao Shang's beating heart.Every time you beat, you can see the heart pumping blood to the whole body, again and again, full of vitality.It's like jumping in Xiaolan's heart.
He seems to have found a toy that will last forever.A big one squatted on the side, just staring at Jiao Shang, not feeling numb in his feet.
While watching, he also chatted with You Guang. "Youguang, look how funny this guy is."
"I don't think he will get bored all day long. You said, or else we can discuss with the master about keeping him at home, and keep him at home to play with me."
While drinking tea slowly, You Guang thought about it, catered to Xiaolan and said, "If you love him so much, why not move to his house. I'll just talk to Tang Jiujiu for you. "
"How can it be done? What are you eating after I leave?"
"You are at home during the day, you should hunt and hunt, what should you do. At night, won't it be over if you go to his house to sleep?"
"Anyway, your sleep time is not fixed. When you go to his house at night and he falls asleep, you take off his clothes, squat next to him, and watch the blood flow on his body. You can see that no one bothered you all night. "
This thought deeply touched Xiao Lan, who was so happy that he scratched his head.
"Yeah, Yu Guang, why are you so smart? Why didn't I think of it?"
"Talk to the master carefully. I will move to his house to sleep at night, and I will come back during the day. I won't delay my work."
"Don't worry, this matter is on my shoulders." Youguang was overjoyed, never expecting Xiaolan to throw out the light bulb so easily.He applauds his wit in his mind.
Tang Jiujiu was thinking about painting in his heart, but he didn't pay much attention to it. After sending Jiao Shang away, he turned around and went back to his room to continue painting.She didn't notice that Xiao Lan was carrying a small burden, and followed Jiao Shang furtively away...
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Soon after, the much-anticipated gossip tabloid was launched again.This time, the previous horror and bloody atmosphere was changed.It's all about crazy men complaining about women.It has won the hearts of the people.
A variety of exciting articles are as follows:
"The Time Management Master's Story of the Prince and the Hundred Beauties"
"How to have five girls in three days --- the secret of time management"
"Does loving me frighten you?bullet for My Valentine"
"Twisted soul, ugly body, that night he said he loved me forever"
"The Merry Talent" Who Writes Poetry on the Grave Head
"Falling in love with a pig that doesn't come home, I paid wrong after all"
"It was agreed to jump into the river and die in love together, but you quietly brought a sheepskin raft"
"The Widower Who Killed Nine Ex-Wives"
"Wife-Suppressing Demon, Master of Time Management, Tears of the Times, Nemesis of Women, Little Pig's Dog-Licking General"
"I fell in love with her that night————The Cow Spotted Piglet"
"Walking the world for love, am I wrong..."
"That night I fell in love with a married woman and was tortured for love"
When Tang Jiujiu wrote this, he had an idea. In order to bring advanced surgical techniques to the ancient people, he wrote down the steps of Mr. Jiang's circumcision operation.
What if a doctor sees it and learns it?
Once the tabloid was put on sale, the whole city went crazy for the glamorous beauty on the cover.
There was a crowd of people around the door of the bookstore, like crazy, grabbing newspapers.
Although Tang Jiujiu had already prepared to respond to a full 2000 newspapers.But the supply is still in short supply, and the door has just been opened.Paste the cover of the newspaper on the display column, and you don't even need to read what is written in the content. Everyone rushes to buy it like crazy.
Such a woman, except for the nobles in the palace, who can see it a few times, but now as long as you buy a newspaper, everyone will admire you at will between the fingers of the woman, a young man who doesn't want to buy a copy.
This is incredible. How have people at this time seen such explosive content?
It's the little sow that Huahua fell in love with again.Another night of heartbreak.It's another beautiful woman's death, mixed with the maintenance methods of andrology masters.
The streets and alleys can be full of people holding newspapers and discussing hotly. Even the literati who used to be reserved and wanted their servants to buy newspapers can't bear it anymore, and they all line up early to buy them.
The queue for grabbing newspapers lined up a whole street, which was as long as 1 kilometer.
The people who came later didn't care what kind of team it was, they just saw that the queue was so long, there must be something good, so they quickly got in line, no matter what it was, they got in line first.
But Jiao Shang finally got some benefits.
Although now he always feels uneasy sleeping in the middle of the night, as if something is watching him...
When I wake up in the middle of the night, I will also find that I don’t know when my middle clothes are open, my belly is drying, and I am sleeping outside.But when he got up to check, he couldn't find anything.He could only lie back down.I can't figure it out.
Xiaolan, who was hiding on the beam of the house, praised her wit again, thankfully she hid quickly.
Although he didn't sleep well at night, Jiao Shang received a lot of benefits during the day.
Tang Jiujiu's newspaper had just been printed, so he took 100 copies and asked the yamen servants to hurry up and send them to his brothers and sisters. The teacher made a personal favor for everyone to see.
Everyone packed five or six extra copies so that they could also take them to give away favors. The Tiannv's case could not do without the help of these big shots.
After the gossip tabloid was published last time, it became popular in the entire capital, and even for a while, the newspaper was sold for a tael of silver.
The latest newspaper, sent over quickly, can be regarded as a topic of conversation in their circles of literati or officials.What's more, this time the cover has beaded beauties sitting on the cover.This cover alone can make all the literati who love pen and ink and painting study for three days and three nights.
Jiao Shang's brother is also a wonderful person, after getting the newspaper.I didn't even look at the content, I was shocked just by looking at this beauty in the newspaper.
The world has such an exquisite painting style, it's like a beauty sitting in a newspaper, winking at me from a distance, and let me go to the book to have a moment with her.
Just this cover is worth giving to the emperor. He is a close minister of the emperor, and he is extremely favored. That night, this gossip tabloid was presented to the emperor.
Even the Son of Heaven was shocked by the newspaper cover, but he was the Son of Heaven after all, and he had never seen such a beauty.Suppressing the endless passion in my heart, first open the inner page to see the content.
The stories written here are really popular, one is more exciting, one is more perverted, and there is even some knowledge of andrology mixed in.
The emperor specially invited the imperial doctor to check it out. Is this just a random gossip?Or real popular science knowledge?
The imperial doctor did not let go of the newspaper.
"There are people who know so much about andrology in the world!!! If I had gotten this person earlier, the father-in-law in this palace would have died less."
"My Majesty, what is written on it is true. This method of using a knife and sewing needles is simply unheard of and never seen before. This person must be a surgeon with excellent andrology or orthopedics."
"Oh, there is another saying?"
"According to what you said, there is an entire excellent team behind this gossip tabloid. It is unfathomable!"
"There are masters who draw pictures, there are literati who specialize in writing such obscene words, and there are even medical experts. It's interesting..."
"Yes, that's exactly the case. This person's attainments in andrology are probably unmatched in the world!!"
"If that's the case, then this newspaper is really extraordinary..." the emperor said leisurely.
"Pass me the password to give the gossip tabloid a brand of an andrology master. Fish out that doctor and see if I can use it."
"Your majesty... this... I'm afraid it's not right."
"Ok?"
"I'm afraid you can't give this password, and it's easy to be misunderstood...Your Majesty, you are in the prime of your life, and you are so powerful..."
"It makes sense! Then send it in the name of your royal hospital."
"Yes! The minister obeys the order."
At this time, Tang Jiujiu had no idea that his newspapers had been handed up layer by layer, and the supply in the capital was in short supply.He also had no idea that he was about to become a magistrate in andrology proclaimed by the emperor, or the one that had been personally appraised by the imperial doctor.
Tang Jiujiu, who knew nothing about andrology, was about to gain a new title—the master of andrology, just because he had written a few surgical studies in modern medicine.
From then on, in the underworld, he is a master of eating ghosts, a nemesis of demons, and the sworn brother of Master Zhong Kui.In Yangjian, he is the master of andrology, the lucky star of men, the nemesis of infertility, and the last hope of men...
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