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Chapter 110 Yu Fang



Chapter 110 Yu Fang

Gui Bujue has always been very caring for his disciples, he has a gentle temper and treats others with courtesy.Except for being a bit of an old lady, and being used to controlling the brothers and nephews on the mountain from head to toe, there is no bad habit.It can be called a classic patriarchal suzerain, which is very admirable.

But he had a stain the other day.

A week ago, it was the ten-year Zongmen general election, and many newcomers came to Luoxia Mountain who wanted to be apprentices.Gui Bujue's younger brothers and sisters of the same generation will also look for new disciples in the past few days and bring them into their own disciples to teach them.Such a grand event, the suzerain will naturally have to come forward.

Even he himself intends to choose one or two newcomers as his family.After all, the disciples he took in ten years ago were quite big, and it took a lot of effort to make them dress warmly, eat more red bean and barley porridge, and make some chrysanthemum and wolfberry tea.

Gui Zongzhu's love for children was not satisfied, and he was very suffocated.

Unexpectedly, at the time of the general election, Gui Bujue had just selected a cute and cute female disciple to be his disciple. A gaudy paper butterfly flew around the heads of all the disciples and landed directly in Gui Bujue's hands.Along with the paper butterfly is a piece of Mingyu, which Gui Bujue handed over to Huo Qian not long ago to find cubs.Because the aura of Gui Wujue still remained on the Mingyu, it was used as a guiding stone for sending messages at this time.

This paper butterfly is gaudy and seductive, it doesn't look like a serious paper butterfly at first glance.It's like a little trick used by lovers to flirt.

But our Suzerain lacks this experience.What's more, he gave this Mingyu to Huo Qian, so he took it for granted that the younger brother came to look for something, so it was naturally his duty to tear it down.Take it apart and see that it is full of corrupt love stories:

May it be the collar in the clothes, which bears the fragrance of the head of the flower; May it be the belt in the clothes, and tie the slim body; ...

Gui Bujue's expression changed, he recognized Lu Qianli's handwriting at a glance, and threw the letter away like a hot potato.He said angrily: "How dare you insult me!" His hair stood up all over, as if a Menglang lunatic had really turned into his collar, his waist, his mat, his boots... a kiss Fangze, kiss her feet again, embrace her waist three times...

How can a decent person like him stand this kind of stimulation.

"The beast surnamed Lu..." Gui Bujue gritted his teeth, handed over the election to his junior brother, went back to find a sword and prepared to stab the stallion surnamed Lu to death with one sword.He was looking for the sharp blade in the refining room, and a fifth junior brother followed him worriedly.Lao Wu was still holding the letter he picked up that had been folded into a paper butterfly, and he was a little panicked: "Brother, calm down, what's the matter?"

"Read the letter."

The fifth child looked at it again, with a simple and thick face, surprised: "Brother, do you have a Taoist companion? Which monk? How old is it?"

"Nonsense, can't you recognize that this is written by Lao Jiu!" Gui Bujue was furious, holding a sharp knife, and rushed out of the door to take his dog's life, "He has always been absurd, I didn't expect it to be absurd today. gone."

The fifth child was about to chase after him, and asked the suzerain to change into someone else's appearance, so as not to cause the outside world to imagine and spread any nonsense rumors.Who would have thought that Gui would come back again without realizing it, and suddenly he would stop his actions after thinking of something, with a strange attitude: "There are many things today, I will settle the score with him another day."

After saying that, he hid at the end of the refining room with a depressed expression on his face, shutting himself up.jpg

This change lasted for many days, until the day when the general election was over, they did not leave, and everyone in Ling Yunfeng panicked, and when they had time, they would gather outside the refining room and chatter: Master seems to want to rush out to kill / But what about Master I haven’t moved yet/Do you think Master looks like a cat nest in the woods? Every time you go to see it, you can’t be sure if there are cats in it.He is changeable, that is, there is also nothing.

The youngest junior sister who had just become a teacher was corrected by the theory of "yes and nothing". She looked adoringly at the senior brother who spoke at the end: "Master has such supernatural powers?"

The handsome senior brother straightened his clothes and pulled away the younger junior sister: "Master has no time to take you these two days, it's very good, you can learn from us for the time being."

——If the little junior sister falls into the hands of the master, she will become a "child brought up by grandparents" within three days.I was asked three times a day if I was full, if I was warm, and to accompany Master after dinner 99.

Gui Bujue endured the words, endured humiliation, and endured everything to make money. Finally, he felt that he could follow the example of a hundred years ago and pretend that nothing happened between him and Lu Qianli, but in the end, he failed.

Because according to the tradition carried on by the previous suzerain of Hehuan Sect and Liuyun Sect, this year, the two sects will exchange the most talented disciples in the sect so that they can learn from each other.It also let the small sects and sects know: the world of comprehension is still monopolized by our two big sects.

Yi Huan, the patriarch of the Hehuan Sect, personally brought his disciples here, and before he knew it, he had chosen his disciples early on, waiting for Yi Huan to take care of him.

The two suzerains greeted each other politely, made a banquet, arranged wine, and each asked their disciples to come out for a rehearsal.And exchange gifts with each other, everyone above the banquet gets a share.The process is similar to that of ordinary people visiting relatives during the New Year.

This is nothing at all, but the gift prepared by Sovereign Yi is really a bit too thoughtful.

At the banquet, there were many family members of Guibujue's generation as well as disciples who relied heavily on them, including the wife of the third family, Ferret Jing, and the disciple of the fifth family, Titmae Jing, both of whom were presented with high-quality fine wine and jade dew.This thing is one of the secret medicines of the Acacia Sect, and it is condensed from collecting flower dew and honey in places with strong aura.The process of collecting Qiongye Yulu is extremely labor-intensive, and it is almost useless to the cultivation of monks, and it is only effective for spiritual cultivation.

Now almost no one in the Hehuan sect practiced it, and only practiced it a little to please the ghosts and Taoists.

The ferret spirit who has already married his master is a fool who does not hold grudges, and happily accepts it.The tit demon put it aside, rested his chin and squinted at Yi Huan, who was the head of the ceremony, when his master scratched the back of his neck and scolded him, "You're not sitting, you're messing around."

After the banquet, Yi Huan went down the mountain again, passed by the market at the foot of the mountain, and handed over a flower stand to the ex-flower girl who had traveled thousands of miles.

The Hehuan Sect started as a big medicine cultivator, and the Misty Mountain is a big flower garden in spring, summer and autumn.

Gui Bujue did his best to be a landlord, and stayed by Yi Huan's side the whole time, the more he saw something was wrong.At night, he tossed and turned, and even a cup of calming tea before going to bed couldn't block his thoughts: What is Yi Huan's position?Why did he treat Lu Qianli's ex so kindly?At the banquet, Lao Wu quickly mentioned Lu Qianli, and he even smiled.The smile was also very strange at the time, not the usual sneer at his senior brother, but more like...

——My wife is so sly, she laughs at it.

When Gui Zongzhu was startled, there was a sudden knock on the door.Open the door, and welcome in a hostile Sect Master Yi.The two suzerains looked at each other, and after a suspicious silence, Yi Huan first asked: "I heard that suzerain Gui and my brother Lu are in love?"

Gui Bujue was dripping with cold sweat: "It's nothing."

However, Yi Huan came here empty-handed: "May I be the collar in the clothes, and inherit the beauty of Yu Fang; I would like to be the belt in the clothes, with a slender body..." He walked in front of Gui Bujue with a terrifying momentum, Filled with resentment: "My senior brother sent you a love letter in front of hundreds of thousands of people, so lingering. If I hadn't come here today, if someone hadn't kindly reminded me, I wouldn't have known that our two sects had already formed Qin and Jin. good."

Gui Bujue has lived for hundreds of years, and has never encountered such an embarrassing scene.

He was about to lose his head in embarrassment, thinking that Lao Wuyi had always been outspoken, and most of the news slipped out from him.Right now, facing Yi Huan, there is nothing to hide, so he can only pretend to be generous in consideration of the overall situation: "Lao Jiu has always been naughty, he is just joking around, so Sect Master Yi doesn't have to take it seriously."

Yi Huan laughed mockingly, took out two letters with the same wording "Wish to be a collar in clothes", and slapped them in front of Gui Bujue: "This first letter is written by him to your siblings; the second letter, It was he who wrote it to your nephew; the flower seller at the foot of the mountain is asleep, so I don't want to bother you, I think she also received the same letter..."

Gui didn't realize that his chest was thumping, and the self-control he was proud of was about to collapse.There was fire in his chest, the boredom of being belittled, teased, and treated as nothing rushed into his heart.

Yi Huan had the same humiliated expression on his face. He took out the third letter "Wish to be a collar while wearing clothes" from his arms, and trembled in front of Gui Bujue: "This letter...was written by him a few days ago. Written to me."

The only thing that was too much was to report his safety and daily routine, telling him that he had a godson, and now he was with his godson and Huo Qian and his wife.

Gui swallowed without knowing it, and took out the fourth letter "Wish to be a collar in the clothes" from his close-fitting underwear.The suffixes of obscene poems are also reported exactly the same.

"As you and I have seen." Gui Bujue kept thinking back to the appearance of being meekly called "Senior Brother" when he was apprenticed to Luoxia Mountain for thousands of miles, and the kiss that he thought was dusty in the dead of night. The more he thought about it, the more annoyed he was, and he crumpled his own The regiment was thrown on the ground, "There is no one else, but Lie Yaner."

Yi Huan lowered her eyes, looking both sad and resentful.He played with a small blue and white porcelain vase in his hand, and the surly and arrogant nature that had been suppressed by Lu Qianli's warm and soft words reappeared.He murmured to himself, both proud and pitiful: "I should have thought a long time ago that Lu Qianli's lifelong love words cannot be trusted." He laughed lightly after speaking, and touched the short knife pinned to his waist: " I have also told him long ago that I will ask him to fulfill all the love words he promised, no matter if they are sincere or not."

Lu Qianli had no idea that his backyard was on fire, and he was happily pawing on Zai Zai's tail, watching Zhang Ruxi's black and golden light swim away quickly.His eyes were burning, and he wanted to shout loudly: "It's done, it's done, the medicine repair is really fast, Jiutian Xuanlei is coming to harvest the heads!"


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