sinovels Chapter 5 Can the scum attack him?
Chapter 5 Can the scum attack him?
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Hu Tutu actually didn't know how to deal with the situation in front of him.
Originally, after Lobo left, he didn't need to stay in the room and couldn't go out. He was planning to go to the kitchen to eat roast leg of lamb happily.
But as soon as the wooden butler cut the meat and served it to the table, the little melon in the system started to chatter.
What kind of scumbag is going to give away that green tea and white moonlight? It’s definitely not a good thing. I haven’t come back after so long, and I will definitely balabala in the hotel suite again~~~
Hu Tutu could only see the roast leg of lamb, completely ignoring the system that was constantly making noise in his mind.
After several large plates of meat were eaten, Hu Tutu felt his stomach that had been eaten into a ball, and leaned contentedly on the seat of the restaurant, sighing happily, "Human life is so happy!"
"Young master, do you want some more dessert?" The wooden butler asked thoughtfully.
In the past, Hu Tutu did everything to make Luo Bo happy, even if he ate, he didn't dare to eat too much, for fear of gaining weight and being disgusted.
Today, he was so uncharacteristically, thinking that Bai Yue's return to the country made him feel uncomfortable, right?
He is also a poor child who needs to be comforted and comforted.
"Okay, I'd like strawberry milkshake and mango millefeuille, okay?"
"Of course, I'll let the kitchen prepare."
It's been less than a day since time travel, and I don't remember anything else, but it's so slippery when it comes to delicious food?
The system couldn't hold it back anymore, and began to press again: [Host, have you forgotten your mission?Have you forgotten that you promised me to be obedient?You are greedy for food and drink now, if the mission fails, you will be arrested, but there will be no more delicious food! 】
Hearing being arrested, Hu Tutu finally felt a little scared, 【Don't... I don't want to be arrested.Hey~~ I'm obedient! 】
The system finally regained some sense of presence at this moment, and its tone became serious: [Host, now Slag Gong and Green Tea White Moonlight are in the same room, and they have been gone for more than an hour, you must have a sense of crisis to know? ? 】
Although Hu Tutu was silly and sweet, he could turn his head around at critical moments, and asked in confusion: [But, isn't my mission to make slag Gong and Green Tea hate me, and then break up?Shouldn't they be together? 】
Xiaogua: 【………】
It makes sense, and I couldn't refute it for a while.
[Oh no, you forgot that you still have 100 sadomasochism points, the plot is sadomasochism, you let them be together so easily, so what else is the story about! 】
Hu Tutu: [Didn't sadomasochism mean me and slag Gong?I'm going to destroy him and Bai Yueguang, who is the sadomasochist? 】
System: [……] Is this little rabbit really stupid or just pretending?
Xiao Gua found out that he couldn't say anything about a little idiot who had just come out of human society, so he was very angry.
But the task has to continue, the system calmed down and repaired, [In short, do the task, accumulate points, and then obtain the legal qualification to live in the human world, you have to do it if you don’t do it.Otherwise, I have to go back to the mountains and continue to be a rabbit. 】
Hu Tutu had no way to refute this rule, so he could only nod obediently, 【Hmm, so what are we going to do next? 】
Xiaogua: [Slag Gong and Green Tea have been in the hotel for so long and there is no news, they must be doing something shameful!Or you go too! 】
Hu Tutu: [? ? ?What is a shameful thing? 】
Due to the program settings, Xiaogua cannot say prohibited words, otherwise it will be coded directly: [Anyway, it is not good, shameless kind of thing~]
Hu Tutu: [Then we call the police? 】
Xiaogua almost screamed: [What police report?Do you know that those who report false alarms will be detained! 】
Hu Tutu was aggrieved: 【Then... you are doing something bad to them. 】
[That's not illegal!It's just...] Xiaogua was so worried that he felt like he was going bald, and after thinking hard for a long time, he found such a barely suitable explanation, [Even your female rabbits need to be with male rabbits at certain times of the year... Then there will be bunny. 】
Hu Tutu understood: [Oh~ that's it!But which of them is the female rabbit? 】
Xiaogua wanted to beat the ground: 【They are human!Not a rabbit!Humans are different from rabbits. 】
Hu Tutu has completely turned into a curious baby: 【Then who of them will give birth to a baby rabbit?No... a little man? 】
[No, no, no!Having said that they are human, men do not bear children. 】Xiaogua is a little bit crazy, 【Again, is this the point?The point is you have to stop them now! 】
The housekeeper had already prepared a strawberry milkshake while Tutu was chatting with the system.
Hu Tutu took a big sip, narrowed his eyes happily again, and didn't want to ask Xiaogua those questions any more, 【Then I'll go after eating the cake~】
Xiaogua: [What to eat!Let’s not talk about raw rice and cooked rice, it’s probably turned into porridge, how can you catch rape! 】
Hu Tutu: [Catch... what rape? 】
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Although Hu Tutu still had 1 questions, he was finally fooled by the system and went to the hotel where Luobo and Bai Yue were staying.
Then there was the scene where the hotel manager accidentally broke in with Hu Tutu just now...
According to Xiaogua's prediction, Green Tea and Bai Yueguang are so eager to bring back Slag Gong, at this moment and Luobo should have been unable to restrain their feelings, and fired their guns...
It took Hu Tutu to catch rape in bed, and it would definitely earn at least 20 sadomasochism points, and 30 points is also possible with luck.
But now Xiaogua looks at the pitiful system page and pops up a tiny +5.
Is it because your green tea and white moonlight tea art is not enough, or is this scumbag not good at health! ! !
How did you two get to the hotel for more than an hour? Why did you just take off your clothes? ? ?
Hu Tutu naturally didn't understand what was going on in front of him, but thinking of the popular science that Xiaogua gave him before going out and Xiaogua's crazy doubts in his mind at the moment, he managed to understand a little...
"Brother Bo, can't you do it? It's hard to make a successful mating with such slow movements!"
With such a confident tone, there was even a stance that he was about to go into battle to demonstrate in person.
Lobo: ...
Can the world get better?
This poor boy not only came to spoil his good deeds, but also sarcasm?
Bai Yue: QNMD surnamed Hu, you and I are at odds! !
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This farce ended with Lobo's roar.
Lobo drove the hotel manager out of the room, and then took Hu Tutu back home with a dark face.
As soon as he entered the door, before the housekeeper greeted him, he took him to the upstairs bedroom and threw him on the bed.
And directly tore Hu Tutu's shirt...
"You... what are you doing..." Hu Tutu was terrified by him, and hid in the corner of the bed with his naked rags in his arms.
"What are you talking about? Didn't you say that I can't do it? Let you see if I can do it now!"
No matter how big the double bed is, it can't stop Zha Gong from beating the beast.
As soon as Luobo stretched out his hand, he grabbed Hu Tutu's ankle and dragged him back.
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It's all because of the bad system called Xiaogua, who tricked him into opening the hotel room door.
He said, trespassing without knocking will definitely make people angry!
When he was a child, his mother taught him that even if he was a fairy, he had to be polite, and he couldn't break into other dens without knocking on the door.
The author says:
Tsk tsk tsk~~~ Slag Gong wants to bully us, Tutu~
I always feel that if Zha Gong and Tutu can't HE, it's probably the system's fault.
There are still 10 random red envelopes in each chapter
感谢在2021-10-0104:33:10~2021-10-0503:34:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Ouhuang; Chang Nian, あさ is 1 bottle of Hikari;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!