sinovels Chapter 26 Goblins have no human rights!
Chapter 26 Goblins have no human rights!
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Slag Gong was in a bad mood for no reason, but in the end it ended without a problem.
But what surprised Tutu was that the sadomasochism index quietly increased to 60 points at some point.
Xiaogua told him that when the 80 points were reached, the second stage of collecting scumbag regret points could be started.
At that time, the task will not be far from being completed~~
Hu Tutu: [But... what is the value of regret? 】
Xiaogua: [That is, you want to leave Zha Gong, make him regret it, and make him want nothing from you. 】
【leave? ! ] Hu Tutu seemed to finally understand something when he heard this, 【I want to leave this house, brother Bo? 】
Hu Tutu shook his head, he doesn't want it, there is food and drink here, and there is someone as good as Zha Gong to play with him.
Xiaogua: [! ! !Host, you can't do this, have you forgotten that your mission is to let the slag attack the crematorium!How can you miss him first? 】
Hu Tutu: [But...Brother Bo is very nice...He bought me delicious food, took me to the playground, and asked for Brother Cheng's autograph for me. He also said that next month's Christmas holiday, To... take me on vacation to a private island in the Atlantic Ocean.I... I have already asked the housekeeper uncle, he said that on Brother Bo's island, there are not only little rabbits and cats, but also pony rides... and... beautiful birds...]
Xiaogua, who had been salty for many days, finally began to realize that something was wrong.
Originally, it just wanted to give the rabbit more time to adapt to the life of human society and learn how to deal with people normally...
How could he be so careless that this silly rabbit really has feelings for Slag Gong! ! !
Then what about the crematorium?
Xiaogua almost screamed: 【No!You have to remember, if the task is not completed, you are a monster who broke into human society illegally. You will be arrested and put in prison. Stay in jail, understand? 】
Hu Tutu felt the excitement of the system, and of course he knew that Xiaogua was right.
Can think of his happy life and Lobo now...
Immediately felt bad again.
Hu Tutu: [Woooooooooooo~~~ I don’t want to be locked up, and I don’t want to leave Brother Bo~~ Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this this is so difficult to be imprisoned, also do not want to leave elder brother Bo! ! ! 】
Xiaogua stared at the sky speechlessly.
It's hard to make your system, okay?
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Although the system said so, at least there is still 20 points of room for the task. According to the current progress and speed, I don't know when it will be completed.
So when I met a heartless, silly, sweet host like Hu Tutu, I was sad for a few hours, and then I was immersed in the joy of eating, drinking and chasing stars.
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It's another weekend afternoon.
It was also the day when Hu Tutu's winning ticket was recorded on the Lucheng Variety Show.
Same as last time, Hu Tutu still dressed up carefully, and got Lobo's approval to go out to play.
But this time, Lobo sent a driver to pick him up.
The studio of the TV station is not big, and the auditorium can barely accommodate about two hundred fans.
Lucheng is participating in a music variety show this time. The newly debuted traffic artist is partnered with the veteran singer who has debuted for a long time, although the traffic is average but the strength is recognized by the industry.
Each issue will change the corresponding popular songs according to different themes, and the audience will vote to determine the score of the competition, and the top two can continue to the next issue.
So these fans who can watch the show live become extremely important.
After Hu Tutu posted the winning record on Weibo, he was poked by Lucheng's official support group, reminding him to contact the person in charge who brought the fan group to the venue that day to cheer for Lucheng, and by the way, he can also receive free Lucheng Small gifts around.
Compared with the last public event in the mall, the fans and sisters this time were obviously more polite. Seeing that Hu Tutu is such a cute boy, they even took the initiative to share with him the snacks they brought.
"Hey, I heard that you were the first prize in the last event. I went there that day too. Why didn't I see you during the lottery draw?"
The so-called eaters have short mouths, and those who take them have short hands. Hu Tutu eats and eats today, so naturally there is nothing to hide. I wanted to go to the backstage and wait earlier, but unfortunately I didn’t.”
"That's right~ By the way, I heard from the sisters in the group that you just joined the fan club not too long ago, no wonder you don't have Brother Cheng's signature yet, it doesn't matter, our Sister Chen and Sister Li, the manager next to Brother Cheng, are very familiar. Let Sister Chen take you backstage during the break."
The sister Chen that the girl was talking about was the person in charge of bringing the fan group into the arena this time, and she could be regarded as a small manager of their support group.
"It's still...forget it, I'm sorry to trouble Sister Chen." If it was before, Hu Tutu would definitely be the fastest runner when he heard that he could ask Lucheng for his autograph. I don't want to go.
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The program recording is still in the preparation stage, and the contestants and guests are preparing in the background.
The host and the band first came up on the stage.
While the band was adjusting the sound effects, the host first gave the audience a general introduction to the precautions when recording the program, such as when to applaud and when to shake the light sticks and light boards, and for example, during the recording of the song, it is not allowed to make loud noises The audience screamed something like "XX I love you."
Then Hu Tutu saw a familiar face at the side of the stage.
It's Bai Yue.
Before, he only knew that Bai Yue studied music from the system information, but he never knew that he worked in an orchestra and performed on TV.
After all, in the original world plot provided by the system, Bai Yue quickly got involved with Luo Bo after returning to China, and later joined the Luo family to work, and did not do his major at all.
But thinking of the last time in the kaiseki restaurant, Bai Yue took out a photo with Lucheng, it seems that it is not so difficult to understand.
It's just that when he thought about the past few encounters between him and Bai Yue, he either ended up with a bloody head, or got his ass spanked by the scum...
This Bai Yue, I'm afraid he didn't come down to earth to beat himself, right?
Hu Tutu wanted to slip away for a moment.
Unfortunately, before he could move his position, the lights in the auditorium dimmed, and the opening music sounded on the stage.
Under the introduction of the host, the contestants and guests also appeared on stage one by one.
It was the first time for Hu Tutu to watch this kind of live variety show recording. Compared with watching the post-edited program on the TV screen at home, it was indeed much fresher.
He was quickly attracted by the atmosphere of the scene, and cheered and called for the idol with the sisters of the fan group, completely forgetting about Bai Yue.
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When the show was broadcast, it was edited into two episodes of one and a half hours because of the addition of post-production tidbits, etc., but the scene of the show will record the shots of the same guests at once.
So even though Hu Tutu and the others entered the venue before five o'clock in the evening, it might not be until nine or ten o'clock when all the recordings are finished.
Therefore, there will be a short break in the middle to give the players and staff a meal.
The sisters of the fan group will also go to the bathroom together at this time or go to a nearby convenience store or fast food restaurant to buy something to eat.
A young lady who was very enthusiastic about Hu Tutu just now came over again at this time, and whispered in Hu Tutu's ear: "Sister Chen just told us that Brother Cheng is not busy tonight, he will be promoted directly There is no need for a performance in the second half, as long as we come out and record the ending, so if you have time, you can take a photo with us and sign. Do you want to go together?"
"No... no more!" Thinking of having to hang out with so many girls, and thinking that Bai Yue might be in the waiting room at this time...
For the sake of my own life.
Hu Tutu shook his head, "I'm going to lie down in the bathroom, and then go buy some food."
As he said that, he left his seat and walked out of the studio.
Before meeting Bai Yue next time, he must remember to go to the temple to ask for a safe talisman to exorcise evil spirits.
The system Xiaogua couldn't help complaining: [Host, you have to remember, you are a goblin!And it's still the kind of people who are not very good at cultivation. When you go to the temple, you will be illuminated by the Buddha's original form! 】
Hu Tutu: [………]
Can't talk can you shut up.
Goblins have no human rights, so they can't ask for a talisman! ! !
Xiaogua: Yes, you have not, and you are not human.
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Because Hu Tutu left the studio late, he missed the rush hour for going to the bathroom.
When he came out of the bathroom, there was almost no one in the corridor.
Then Hu Tutu tragically discovered...
He can't seem to find his way back.
The TV station is too big, even on the same floor there are several studios, plus the backstage is divided into a special dressing room for big brands, a dressing room for ordinary actors, an office for the permanent staff of the TV station, props and various equipment storage room, etc...
Anyway it is...
Tutu is the kind of road blind who goes out and can't find it again.
If you get lost on the street, you still have mobile phone navigation, and if you get lost on the TV station...
Hu Tutu anxiously wandered back and forth in various corridors, wondering if it was because the other program groups of the TV station were not working today, most of the rooms were vacant or the doors were locked.
It wasn't until he turned a few corners that he finally noticed a figure walking in front of him, and his voice became obviously noisy.
He quickened his pace and ran over.
Almost hit someone head-on.
"Yes...is it right—" Hu Tutu subconsciously wanted to apologize, but the other party opened his mouth before him.
"I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I ran too fast just now, you...ah is it you?"
After the other party said this, Hu Tutu raised his head and saw the man's face clearly.
"Yang You?"
"Yeah, it's me, you're also watching Brother Cheng's show today?"
"Yes." Thinking of the unpleasant exchange last time, Hu Tutu still doesn't look good when he sees Xiaoyou.
"By the way, Brother Cheng doesn't need to play in the second half. He's in the lounge now. I can take you to get an autograph today." Last time he was assigned by Lucheng to ask for Hu Tutu's contact information, but he left a phone number for the other party, Hu Tutu. The rabbit left without saying anything.
As a result, he was scolded by Lucheng as a waste for a long time.
And last time, he did break his promise in front of Hu Tutu.
"Isn't that bad? Won't it disturb others' rest?"
"It's okay, our brother Cheng's lounge is separate." Yang You said and led people to the lounge, "I was embarrassed last time, but this time I will help you get an autograph if I say anything."
Today is the backstage of the TV station. Although the dressing room is independent, there are still various people coming in and out from time to time.
No matter how Lucheng is, it would not be so bold on this occasion.
In this way, he will not feel sorry for this beautiful little brother, and he can also help him realize his wish to meet his idol.
【Look at the words】
The author says:
Let me show you the beginning of the pre-acquisition next door "After the scumbag overturned, he picked up the group's favorite script" (this is the version that starts directly from the copywriting, but for the official serialization, I may still start with the part where Shou gets along with the three male partners, to save You can’t figure out the grievances and grievances of those years. Or do you like the beginning that starts directly from the overturn?)
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chapter001
A private island in the South Pacific.
Xiao Xingxing was lying on the white sand as delicate as snow.
In front of him was the endless blue water, and beside him were a few young male models who had just debuted, giving him massages and peeling fruits.
Not far away, the butler Lu Li was slowly coming over with a glass of freshly made iced cocktail.
"Master, the drink you want."
Xiao Xingxing took the goblet and looked at the crystal clear blue liquid inside. What came out of his nostrils was a burst of lemon aroma with a faint sea flavor. He shook the glass, watching the bubbles rising slowly from the bottom of the glass, blowing in the sunlight. Down refracted the colors of the rainbow, "What's this?"
He seems to remember that he ordered a Coke!
Steward Lu: "Young Master, you can try the new one. I think it's more suitable for drinking now."
In Xing Xing's eyes, his housekeeper was an all-around talent, and he didn't doubt the other party's craftsmanship at all, so he took a big sip from the wine glass.
The entrance is the aroma of lemon soda and mint wine. After savoring it carefully, there is also a little bit of spicy agave and a little bit of sea salt. Although it is a bit complicated, but mixed together, it is not bad at all but delicious. A taste of surprise.
"This—" Xiao Xingxing wanted to praise the housekeeper a few words, but he didn't know how to say it.
After so many years of doing missions in the infinite world, he naturally drank a lot of wine, which is also one of the necessary means of survival, but this fancy cocktail...
Under the background of the world where even eating a decent meal is a luxury, how can such a thing come from.
"What do you think, young master?" Looking at his young master's expression, the housekeeper probably liked it!
"Hmm..." Xiao Xingxing thought for a while, "Why don't you bring me a Coke next time?"
The butler's reaction to Xing Xing was not in the slightest unpleasant, after all, it was easier for the young master who was not picky at all to serve, "It's as long as the young master likes it."
"Mr. Xiao, eat mangoes, they just cut them up." A young male model A beside him handed over a small bowl of mangoes in due course.
"I told you not to call me Mr. Boss, I sound so old."
"Then, Boss Xiao?" The little male model B asked tentatively.
Xiao Xingxing frowned even tighter.
"Let's call him Young Master Xiao!" the housekeeper reminded.
"Yes, Young Master Xiao."
Xiao Xingxing turned his head and looked at his housekeeper again: "By the way, before getting the drink just now, what did you say was going on?"
"Yes." The butler took out a tablet and handed it to Xingxing, "There will be a live broadcast in a while, I think the young master will be interested." He looked down at his watch, and by the way, opened the interface of the live broadcast room for Xiao Xingxing, " 5 more minutes."
"What about live streaming, bring goods for shopping?" Xiao Xingxing didn't even bother to look at the computer screen, "Is there anything here that I haven't bought?"
Xiao Xingxing used to be a challenger in the infinite space. In order to quickly accumulate clearance points, he always chose difficult levels, such as zombie siege, escape from the end of the world, and hell demons.
Often the living environment is extremely harsh, and the poor cannot afford clothes or a full meal.
So after clearing the level, when the Lord God told him that he could exchange the level points for real resources to take away, he exchanged all the accumulated experience points for money...
He didn't know exactly how many, anyway, the housekeeper he hired told him that the young master could arrange whatever he wanted to buy.
However, in the past few months, I have bought several luxury bags, famous watches and jewelry, antique jade, private yachts and planes, and even the island.
But even if he spends money like this, the housekeeper told him yesterday that his private assets have increased by several billions.
The reason is that the prices of all the antique jades and limited editions he bought have increased.
And the increase far exceeds his expenses on buying airplanes, yachts and cars.
Xiao Xingxing: "I've never felt so tired spending money."
The butler had a loving face: "Yes, the young master spent money and worked hard, please continue to work hard."
The live broadcast interface chosen by Steward Lu for Xiao Xingxing has reached the preparation stage, and it seems to be another weird luxury auction.
Xiao Xingxing has bought too many of these flashy prodigal products these days, such as toilets inlaid with diamonds, and toilet paper with gold leaf, except for the freshness when unpacking, it turns out that they are useless at all.
At the moment, he is a little bit in the mood, lazily leaning on the beach lounger, his mind has long been out of the live broadcast.
At this moment, a live advertisement popped up on the screen that caught his attention.
[Gold award-winning director's online audition for the male lead, the pinnacle of beauty in the entertainment industry, and the three top male gods, gathered together...]
Of course, it is absolutely impossible to attract Xiao Xingxing with such words as famous directors and auditions.
What he cares about is naturally the so-called "peak beauty".
Xiao Xingxing's years in the infinite world have been too long to remember, his taste in food has been so low that he only wants food and clothing, and his taste in life is just passing by, but he has always insisted on his own opinion when it comes to appearance.
Even after passing so many worlds and experiencing all kinds of hideous monsters and ghosts, he will only team up with good-looking people to do tasks. Even if he kindly helps passers-by, it must be because of his face.
It seems that there is one person who is a bit of an exception...
Xiao Xingxing couldn't think of any more details.
Forget it, it doesn't matter.
Of course, Steward Lu also knew about his young master's little "hobby", and bought several well-known brokerage companies for him, just to sign a boy with a good-looking appearance and a gentle personality to make him look good in front of his young master every day.
But Xiao Xingxing is almost tired of eating fresh and delicious little fresh meat in the past six months. It's time to see what new trends are popular in the entertainment industry recently. What are these so-called top streams and pinnacles?
He was wandering around the Internet yesterday. He heard people say that star chasing is expensive. A few years ago, he didn’t dare to get involved with the entertainment industry in order to avoid certain "old friends". It has been more than three years since then Well, no one should remember him, right?
Thinking of this, Xiao Xingxing clicked on the live broadcast interface of the advertisement link.
Because of the time difference, it was still sunny in the morning on Xiao Xingxing's side, but it was already evening on the live broadcast room. At this time, the live broadcast program was in the stage where the host was interviewing three top male gods.
Xiao Xingxing roughly glanced at the posters in the live broadcast room, and there were some barrage prompts and so on.
It seems that this live broadcast is that a certain director present is preparing a new movie. The male lead and the second male lead have already been booked, which are the well-known actor and a popular singer left in the live broadcast room, and this is a drama with two male protagonists. A male lead has never found a suitable candidate. After half a year of casting, they finally decided to use an audition, hoping to find directors and film creators among these amateurs who have not yet debuted. The best guy in my mind.
The live broadcast in the first half probably introduced the main plot of the movie, as well as the requirements for the age, height, and personality of the characters in the audition, and announced the registration method, audition process and time.
And now it's time for interviews with several of the main creators of the film.
Host: [Can you share with the audience in the live broadcast room how the script of this movie was created?I heard that this script is not an adaptation of a novel, but Director Li, you participated in the creation? 】
Director Li: [Yes, I wrote the story of the script of this movie myself, and then contacted a few screenwriters with good relationships to adapt it together. 】
Host: 【Can you tell us where your inspiration comes from, or what gave you the idea to write a story? 】
Director Li: [How should I put it, I can’t say it’s all about my personal experience, but there is also a large part of my own life insights in it. 】
The host laughed meaningfully: [But according to the plot of the script you introduced just now, Director Li, this seems to be an emotional film. Could it be that it was written based on your own emotional experience? 】
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The fans on the bullet screen in the live broadcast room couldn't bear it anymore.
[Fuck, Director Li's relationship history, doesn't it mean that he has always been single? ! 】
[555555, my male god has actually been in love, and Bai Yueguang! ! ! 】
[awsl, tell me who is that goblin who robbed my husband! ! 】
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Xiao Xingxing didn't have the energy to look at what was floating on the bullet screen.
All his attention was on Director Li's face.
He was dressed in a neat suit, his jet-black hair was combed meticulously, his facial features were also delicate and elegant, and he wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, which further highlighted his bookish air, an image of a full-fledged industry elite.
Compared with the always a little sloppy man in Xiao Xingxing's memory, it was indeed quite different.
But this appearance, this voice, this last name...
Could he be the one from back then——
But before Xiao Xingxing could think about it, there was another burst of frenzied swiping on the bullet screen.
In the distance from the camera, two more men walked into the live broadcast room one after the other...