Chapter 61 "Century Fairy Fate" is online!
Chapter 61 "Century Fairy Fate" is online!
See the shadow of the Jade Emperor in the little fairy boy?
Did you miss the Jade Emperor?
Chen Xi closed his eyes, then opened them again.
I saw Xiao Xiantong stretching out his hand and pointing his index finger at his forehead, "First, I don't have the kind of relationship with her that you think, she can't blow the wind around her. Second, with me here, she can't do anything to you. "
For some reason, Chen Xi actually felt that Xiao Xiantong was full of aggression when he said this?As soon as this idea came to Fang's mind, he immediately jumped up like an electric shock and patted his head. He must have been frightened stupid by the Queen Mother of the West, right?
Thinking that what Xiao Xiantong said was meant to comfort him, Chen Xi didn't get entangled, and seemed to understand Xiao Xiantong's COS Jade Emperor's thoughts, "Okay, whatever you say is what you say."
Suddenly remembering the flat peach he brought back from the underworld, Chen Xi said again: "I almost forgot! Wait a moment!" He took out the flat peach from the system and put it in Xiaoxiantong's arms, "Xiaoxian promised to bring it back to you gone."
Xiao Xiantong looked down at the flat peach, then at Chen Xi, "Actually, you don't have to..."
Chen Xi insisted that if there is something good to share, he persistently emphasized: "This is a reward from His Majesty, and it is different from ordinary flat peaches."
Little Fairy Tong was powerless: "How many times have I said it, I am I."
Chen Xi did not distinguish with him, and said in a good voice: "OK, OK, you are Your Majesty, you are the most powerful. Xiaoxian has to think about how to deal with Queen Mother Xi, you should go back quickly, be good."
As he said that, he couldn't hold back his hand, pinched Xiao Xiantong's cheek, and before Xiao Xiantong said the word "presumptuous", he withdrew his hand, bowing consciously to apologize.
Xiao Xiantong stood up, glared at him with a sullen face, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Only Chen Xi was left in the room, and the lively atmosphere fell silent instantly.
Chen Xi was sitting on the chair, scratching his head but couldn't come up with a good solution. At this moment, a fairy came to look for him.
Chen Xi got up to greet him, and saw a little old man with white hair and a childlike face standing in the yard, looking at the charging pile curiously.
Noticing that Chen Xi had come out, the little old man withdrew his gaze, "Old man under the moon, I have seen Chen Xianren."
Old man under the moon?
Chen Xi looked at the little old man's red clothes, and the few circles of red silk on his left wrist, and the marriage book hanging on the cane in his right hand, and couldn't help saying: "You are... Yuelao?!"
"Exactly."
Chen Xi was very pleasantly surprised, this is the God of Red Happiness who is in charge of mortal marriages, it means a lot to mortals, even though he has gone to heaven now, he still can't help but want to worship this god.
"Disrespect, disrespect, I don't know why Yuelao is here?"
"Today, the old man discovered that several immortal families had a marriage line. After a little research, I learned that Chen Xianren played a great role in it, so I came to ask Chen Xianren to learn from it."
Chen Xi was surprised, "Aren't you only in charge of marriages in the human world? When did your business scope expand to the immortals in the heavens?"
Yuelao laughed happily, "Just now."
"Just now?"
Chen Xi wondered what the hell "Just now" was, and then said politely: "Xiaoxian doesn't quite understand the marriage lines of the immortal families you mentioned, can I ask Daxian to come into the hall and explain in detail?"
"So good."
Yuelao and Chen Xi entered the hall.
Chen Xi put away the glass of watermelon juice that little fairy boy drank, and prepared another glass of watermelon juice and a bowl of roasted seeds and nuts for Yuelao.
Yuelao took a sip of watermelon juice, then cupped his hands, "Thank you Immortal Chen for your hospitality."
Chen Xi hurriedly said that you are not welcome, "What happened to the marriage lines of the immortals you mentioned just now?"
Yuelao said: "In the past, the marriages of the immortals in the heavens were not within the scope of my jurisdiction. Just now, the Jade Emperor urgently summoned the old man and said that the marriages of the immortals in the heavens would be handed over to the old man. I checked the marriage book and found that there were several couples of immortals The family was vaguely hooked up. After a little investigation, I found out that the mobile phone, a magic weapon forged by Chen Xianren, played a huge role in it."
"The marriages of all the immortal families in the heavens are recorded in your book?"
Yue Lao nodded, "Exactly."
Chen Xi's thoughts suddenly diverged.
So, doesn't Yuelao know about Jade Emperor's marriage?Maybe you also know who, when and where the Jade Emperor will have emotional entanglements?
Oh, and the Queen Mother of the West, he wants to know if the Queen Mother of the West and the Jade Emperor can succeed?Who will the Queen Mother of the West be with in the end? !If he knew it in advance, wouldn't he be able to adopt a corresponding strategy? !
Ah ah ah ah ah!
He was really itchy and wanted to find out.
But this kind of thing must be classified as confidential, it is impossible to reveal it to him!So no matter how excited he is, he can only die.
Yue Lao didn't seem to notice Chen Xi's burning gaze, and continued: "So, I came here today to exchange for a mobile phone with Chen Xianren, to see what is so magical about this mobile phone."
What's so difficult about buying a mobile phone?
Chen Xi immediately collected Yuelao's energy points, completed the real-name registration, handed the phone to Yuelao, and guided him to familiarize himself with the various apps on the phone.
Yuelao praised Xian Q greatly, "No wonder there were no immortal couples in the past tens of thousands of years. Now there are several couples suddenly, because there is such a magic weapon that facilitates communication and shortens the distance."
Chen Xi laughed.
Yuelao considered his performance, and said: "I don't know if Chen Xianren has thought about it. Since this mobile phone has so many functions, and most of the immortals already have mobile phones, whether it is possible to load marriage-related information through the mobile phone. of……"
After all, Yuelao has just used the mobile phone, so he can't accurately describe some thoughts.
Chen Xi added: "Marriage-related apps?"
Yue Lao nodded, "Yes, can it be done?"
Chen Xi stared at the two blobs of plateau red on the little old man's cheeks, and instantly thought of the Queen Mother of the West.
Right!
If there is such a blind date software, wouldn't he be able to fool Queen Mother Xi into the blind date software?In case the Queen Mother of the West met someone who was more suitable to her heart, wouldn't she be able to let his Jade Emperor go? !
Hahahaha, sure enough, the solution is all figured out!
Praise Yuelao for his wit!
But this matter, he has to wait for him to discuss with the system before he can make a decision, so he said: "The Great Immortal is wise. How about this, if you are not busy, just sit here for a while, and the Little Immortal can think about it for a while before replying to the Great Immortal? "
"Thank you Immortal Chen."
Yue Lao took his time drinking watermelon juice and eating melon seeds.
Chen Xi stood up, pretending to be pacing and meditating in the main room, but actually asked the system in his heart: 【Brother!It's time for you to show off your might again!Is there any dating software? 】
System: [Hehe. 】
Chen Xi: [Brother!Now is not the time to sneer!Three days later, if there is no way to satisfy the Queen Mother of the West, Xiaoxian will be beaten back to the mortal world!The task of informatization promotion cannot be completed! 】
When the system heard it, it was no longer ambiguous, [Century Xianyuan, a marriage and love app that serves sincere friends and single fairy families, the Queen Mother of the West is worth having. 】
[How many energy points? ! 】
【80. 】
【make a deal! 】
Chen Xi hurriedly added, 【Let's talk about it first, open the rhythm and listen to the younger brother's notice. 】
[Received, host. 】
Chen Xi already has an APP on his mobile phone called "Century Xianyuan". He registered the vest and logged in according to the system prompts. After a brief understanding of the basic structure, he immediately wrote the APP introduction and instructions, and sent them through XianQ To Yuelao.
"Daxian, Xiaoxian sent you a basic idea on your mobile phone, just take a look, how about such an app?"
"So fast?"
Yuelao hurriedly put down the melon seeds, picked up his phone, read it quickly, and asked, "Every fairy who wants to make friends will set up a vest? What does the vest mean?"
Chen Xi said: "The gods in the heavens have a total of 100 million person-times, and most of them have heard of each other's names. If they are in real battles, it is inevitable that due to various restraints in the communication process, they cannot open their hearts and show their true preferences and attitudes. Let me give you the most extreme example. Do you think that if His Majesty logs into this APP with his real identity, how many immortals would dare to communicate with His Majesty?"
Yuelao was stunned, "So the function of this vest is to protect everyone's true identity, so as to ensure sincere and fair communication and communication?"
"Yes. Of course, when the two sides get familiar with each other and feel that they can blast each other's vests, the system will allow it."
Yue Lao nodded again and again, and asked again: "Then what's the point of opening up in a targeted manner?"
"The purpose of this software is to help single fairy families to make friends sincerely. In the final analysis, it is to find marriage. So Xiaoxian thinks that children and married fairy families are not suitable for opening. As for the specific open list... Xiaoxian will be in the heaven. It's not long, and I don't fully understand the Xian family, so I ask Daxian to help make sure."
"Chen Xianren is really thoughtful. So what should we do next? But we need to hold a centralized training?"
Before coming to Feilaiyuan, Yuelao had done his homework. Knowing that every app was launched before, he convened a training meeting.
Chen Xi shook his head, "Xiaoxian thinks that 'Century Xianyuan' involves the personal privacy of the Xian family, and centralized training is inappropriate. And with the previous few apps as a foreshadowing, it is not difficult to figure out how to use this software according to the prompts on the phone. This ticks off the open list if you think it's okay?"
"Okay, okay, let the old man come."
Yaochi Wonderland.
The Queen Mother of the West is thinning the fruit of the No. 9000 flat peach tree in [-].
"One by one, tell me, I have a pretty face and a noble status, why can't I find a good husband?"
The flat peach tree named Freshman holds the mobile phone with two arms transformed from two branches, while watching "Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Fang" with relish, while complaining sincerely: "Because you have a high self-esteem, a bad temper, and you always love to follow me." Your Majesty will talk about it, and ordinary immortals will stay away from it, and as time goes by, they will become old leftover girls."
Queen Mother Xi's face was ugly, her beautiful eyes were fixed on Pantao's cell phone, "Tired of playing with cell phones, aren't you?"
The freshman hurriedly hid the phone, "Look, if you just tell the truth, you won't like it. If you are so overbearing, who would want to fall in love with you?"
"Haotian."
"In my opinion, even if you threaten Chen Xianren, it won't happen."
"I then took out that guy's fairy bone..."
"Come on, with your violent temper, if the Xian family doesn't know your identity, you can barely talk a few words; if they know your identity, it's a no-brainer."
"Then what do you say, what should I do?"
The freshman was silent.
The Queen Mother of the West pityed herself, "The night is long, and I just want to find someone for myself. Is it so difficult?"
The freshman continued to be silent.
Just at this moment, the phone beeped a message.
Freshman Qing Mimi opened the text message, and when she saw it, she was immediately happy, "Ma'am, you may have a way to end this long lonely and cold night!"
After a stick of incense.
Under the guidance of the dog-headed military adviser in the freshman year, Queen Mother Xi quickly clicked the icon of "One Arrow Piercing Two Hearts" and registered a vest named "Xiao Tiantian".
After successfully logging in, she first chose the requirements for the other half according to the system prompts.
facial features?
Of course she is handsome, how can she be worthy of her beauty if she is not handsome?
height?
Naturally, it must be 1.9 meters away. She herself is [-]. Wouldn't it be too short to bring out her petiteness and frailty?
character?
Naturally, she wanted to be proud and bony, and she wanted to be a subdued little woman.
Work?
Naturally, she wants to control thousands of troops. She is in charge of all the female immortals in the heaven. If the other party is worse than her, isn't it right?
……
After a series of requirements are determined, the system prompts "matching".
The Queen Mother of the West waited for the results with great anticipation. Unexpectedly, after a while, the system actually prompted "Failed to find any users that meet your requirements. Please resubmit the spouse selection request."
"what?!!!"
The Queen Mother of the West slammed the phone angrily.
"I already know that this broken system is useless at all!"
The freshman complained: "Your Majesty, your series of requests are based on your majesty. If your majesty has not registered this app, where do you ask the system to find such a user?"
"Then what do you think?!"
Before the freshman could answer, Queen Mother Xi's mobile phone, which was trapped in the cloud, stubbornly issued a notification tone.Da Yi stretched out the branch, picked up the phone, and brought it to Queen Mother Xi.
"Here's the news, do you want to see it?"
Queen Mother Xi was not happy.
The freshman coaxed: "Look, what if someone takes the initiative to send you a message?"
Queen Mother Xi half pushed and half turned on the screen, and sure enough, she found a message reminder on the One Arrow Piercing Two Hearts APP, she hurriedly clicked in, and saw that it was sent by a user nicknamed "Sunshine", just one sentence.
"Hello, Sweetie, I am sunshine. Will you be the little flower I long to care for?"
Queen Mother Xi softened half of her body instantly.
The freshman hurriedly supported her, and said in a panic: "Ma'am, what's wrong with you?!"
The Queen Mother of the West had spring in her eyes, "One by one, one by one, I seem to feel it."
Freshman hurriedly asked: "What do you feel?"
Queen Mother Xi looked shy, "This is the nourishment of love."
Freshman: ...
Freshman: Suddenly I really want to sing, love comes too fast, like a tornado.
The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angels Xia Qi, biubiubiu~?, and LACHEN for the overlord ticket, huh!
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