I heard we are both straight?

Chapter 18

"Really so hypocritical?" Gu Lin knocked on Li Shu's door.

"Ah, it's just so hypocritical." Li Shu cleared his throat and said.

"Then, brother Lin apologizes to you?" Gu Lin was a little amused. For Li Shu's occasional petty temper, his patience is always extraordinary, and he seems to enjoy it. He may be crazy.

"road."

"Brother Lin is wrong." Gu Lin said with a smile.

Li Shu couldn't help but also laughed, but he still held back his smile and pretended to be serious and said, "It's not serious, let's say it again."

Gu Lin leaned against the door and knocked three more times without saying a word.

"Without sincerity, I won't open the door for you." Li Shu lay on the bed and raised his head slightly to look at the door, as if he could guess Gu Lin's funny and doting expression at the moment, and felt relieved for a while.

Gu Lin still didn't speak, just knocked on the door three more times.

Li Shu didn't speak anymore, and quietly got up from the bed, tiptoed to the door, and put his ear on the door lightly.

The sound insulation of the building of Gu's house is still very good, he can't hear anything except his own voice.

After a while, Gu Lin didn't move. Li Shu frowned. This guy won't be angry. Let's go. After thinking about it, he decided to open the door, but before he could look up, he heard Gu Lin outside. He tapped on the door several times.

Li Shu, who didn't react for a while, still had his ears firmly attached to the door, and now he was completely deaf.

"Gu Lin, fuck me|Your uncle!"

Li Shu rubbed his ears and opened the door, only to see Gu Lin leaning against the wall with a vicious smile on his face.

"Hehe, if you can, you go." Gu Lin crossed his arms and put on an expression that if you don't go, you are a grandson.

Li Shu rubbed his ears, wanting to beat Gu Lin just like that, but reason stopped him, after all, he couldn't beat this idiot.

"You fucking did it on purpose, you are so old and cunning, you are a big fool!" Li Shu was fuming, and Gu Lin knew that he would stick to the door to eavesdrop, so he came up with such a bad move!

"Ah, I did it on purpose." Gu Lin raised his eyebrows.

"You're going to die." Li Shu kicked Gu Lin, but he was not willing to use force.

"How can you take a test when I'm dead?" Gu Lin said, "Did you go eat lamb chops?"

Only then did Li Shu remember the lamb chops he had thrown in the refrigerator, shrugged and said, "Yeah, I wanted to eat something to calm my mood, but I was so upset that I couldn't eat it."

"Still upset now?"

Gu Lin walked to the sofa in the living room and half-lyed on it.

Li Shu followed, and kicked Gu Lin's long legs that took up the entire sofa to signal Gu Lin to move him.

"Can't you go sit somewhere else?" Gu Lin said, but his legs bent.

After sitting down, Li Shu said slowly, "This place has good feng shui, what the hell do you know?"

Gu Lin adjusted his posture to make himself more comfortable and put his legs on Li Shu's.

"Take it down, it's dead heavy." Li Shu tried to fold Gu Lin's calf again in disgust.

"I didn't dislike you when I rubbed your ankles." Gu Lin kicked Li Shu's thigh, "Now you dislike me? Is it so realistic, Mr. Li?"

"Super realistic." Li Shu pushed twice more without pushing, gave up struggling, and let Gu Lin just hang on his lap.

I didn't pay attention to it before, but now I noticed that Gu Lin's legs are really pretty...

Gu Lin was wearing the black home shorts of the same style as the two of them, and half of his slender and straight thighs were exposed. He had just touched them a few times, and the calf muscles felt so good that he couldn't help but be distracted.Gu Lin is very white, especially when he is lined with black pants, it is so white that it glows. This makes the veins on his ankles particularly obvious. The sexy ankles, the protruding veins, take a breath...

He swears he's not a foot fetish!But Gu Lin, it's too fucking foul...

Li Shu raised his head in a panic, not daring to watch any more, and turned on the TV in an attempt to save his burning desire with the brain-dead Mary Su drama.

The silence between the two made the atmosphere awkward. Li Shu swallowed, and asked an academic question to divert his attention: "Brother Lin, do you think I can advance to five places?"

"With me, I can definitely do it," Gu Lin said.

"You are awesome." Li Shu bared his teeth and gave Gu Lin a thumbs up.

Gu Lin reached out and scratched in the air, accepted Li Shu's thumb, turned his head to look at the TV, frowned and said helplessly: "Can we not watch this kind of drama?"

"Yes." Li Shu took a last look, his eyes were so hot, "When the screenwriter wrote the script, didn't he ask us real young men what they thought in their hearts? How great is that? Only love at first sight can make the hero give up going abroad and stay after her when he sees her, there is a limit to fucking love at first sight."

"Maybe an angel has descended to earth, with a beauty filter." Gu Lin also said.

"It's awesome." Li Shu sat up straight, staring at the TV carefully looking for bugs, "Is there something wrong with the male lead? It's love at first sight because of Zhong's face. It's obvious that the second female lead is more beautiful, that one Er Duo Shun, love at first sight should be the second daughter."

"People are looking at the excellent qualities of the heroine." Gu Lin said lazily.

Li Shu immediately became vigilant, and pretended to ask casually: "What's her quality? Are there still men who don't look at the face but look at the quality?"

Li Shu pointed to Gu Lin and then to himself: "You? Me?"

Gu Lin made him laugh: "I don't know about others, I only know that the two of us are very respectful."

"That's right." Li Shu heaved a sigh of relief, and nodded pretendingly, "Beautiful and innocent, long live Yangou."

Gu Lin clapped his hands: "Incisive."

The two of them just endured the nausea and complained about the drama until Gu's mother got off work. Gu's father hadn't come back by dinner time, saying that there was an open class next week and they had to discuss with the school how to do it.

At the dinner table, Gu Ma encouraged Li Shu to insist on rectifying evil with sticks and sugar balls every day. Li Shu made promises left and right, and only made Gu Ma feel relieved by swearing to the lamp.

Li Shu actually didn't enjoy the meal very well. Even though Aunt Gu and Gu Lin agreed to eat lamb chops and praised him for studying hard and being sensible, Li Shu just didn't feel comfortable.

Because the person he likes is Gu Lin.

Not only should Gu Lin not be allowed to know about this matter, but Uncle Gu should not be allowed to know about it.

He is like a shady monster, living selfishly under their care, he deserves to feel guilty.

In the evening, Gu Lin gave him more than three hours of make-up lessons, and he spent another hour doing his homework. Li Shu never felt that his time was so meaningful.

Really promising.

"Really not coming?" Gu Lin leaned against the door of Li's study and asked him.

"Not going." Li Shu lay on the bed and was about to go to sleep. "Recently, I don't have time and equipment to watch movies. I don't have any shadows in my heart, so I don't need you as a human pillow."

"Mr. Li is so heartless and ungrateful." Gu Lin sighed, and before turning around, he said again, "Human flesh pillows are really scary~"

"Fuck, get out of here!" Li Shu scolded in fear and anger.

It was fine if Gu Lin didn't say anything, as soon as he said that the various horror scenes in Li Shu's memory lingered in his mind as if they were alive.

It can be said that it is called and cannot be lingered...

Then he can no longer go to sleep with Gu Lin by licking his face. A person like him who does not have strong self-control ability may be able to do something when he looks at his sweetheart so closely. He would not dare to give him ten courages. take the risk.

Compared to being discovered by Gu Lin, he is more accepting of being scared to death by ghosts.

Gu Lin was lying on the bed staring at the ceiling in a daze. Li Shu's problems had continued until today. It seemed that everything was going on as usual, but he could feel that Li Shu had something on his mind that he couldn't tell him.

How can I make this boy who is so stubborn at the critical moment speak up?Gu Lin had a headache.

Since he was a child, Li Shu had basically said everything to him, which made him not so good at prying out Li Shu's truth.

When the skills are used, there is less hate.

If you don't want to tell him, it can't be the girl you have a crush on, right?Afraid of laughing at him yourself?

Gu Lin frowned. Li Shu was not the kind of person who would be afraid of exposing his crush.

Then, is it about Li's father and Li's mother?

The only thing that can make Li Shu blow up is only the two of them can do it, but why didn't Li Shu tell himself?

was overthrown again.

Gu Lin lay down with his eyes closed for a long time without feeling sleepy at all.

Li Shu had something to hide from him, and this fact made Gu Lin inexplicably very upset.

It stands to reason that even the closest brothers will have a secret or something, but Gu Lin is just irritable.

If Li Shu told him directly that Brother Lin had something that I couldn't tell you, he wouldn't want to know so uncomfortablely.

What secrets can this little idiot's brain capacity hold?

Gu Lin turned over and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

The stupid Mr. Li is not worried about what to give him on his birthday, is he?

It's very possible. Every time before his birthday, Li Shu has to make some secret plans. He often can't sleep because of this, and he gets angry a few times. It's better to soak the chrysanthemum tea and honey he bought. Son.

Li Shu couldn't hide things from him. He guessed the gift correctly several times, but he didn't say it.

To be honest, he really likes the way Li Shu looks at him with a silly look of anticipation and joy, and it makes people want to bully him when he looks silly.

Alas, Gu Lin couldn't help but sighed, this little fool, won't he get angry again this time?

It's time to put chrysanthemum tea on the agenda.

Across a wall, both Li Shu and Gu Lin tossed and turned, unable to sleep.

One was thinking about Gu Lin and the female ghost, and the other was thinking about Li Shu and getting angry.

Early the next morning, the two met in the bathroom with tacit panda eyes.

"Did you sleep well?" Gu Lin asked.

"You have the nerve to ask me? Mr. Gu Panda."

"Excuse me." Gu Lin said and began to wash his face.

"Can you wash it later?" Li Shu kicked Gu Lin's ankle, looking at the protruding veins in the morning, Li Shu's mouth was a little dry.

"What's the matter? Urgent urgency?" Gu Lin looked up at Li Shu, and the water beads slowly slid down his well-shaped chin to his neck, then quickly fell to his collarbone, and then...

If there is an afterlife, how much he wants to be a drop of water on Gu Lin's face!

"Fuck!" Li Shu secretly scolded himself for being shameless, for waking up early in the morning and feeling hot.

"Don't be so excited." Gu Lin lowered his head again, "If you are in a hurry, you can just pee directly, and I don't despise you."

"I—" Li Shu really wanted to punch this big idiot flying away, but now he is really very embarrassed to pee in front of Gu Lin, very, very, very sorry.

"Can't you urinate?" Gu Lin said, "Then don't worry."

Li Shu held his forehead helplessly, he was completely stumped, he was curious how he fell in love with such a fucking playboy.

In the end, the farce in the toilet ended with Li Shu holding back tenaciously until the end.

The weekend is still a day of hard work. Gu Lin is like a learning machine, and it is still the abnormally difficult one. He practiced and learned for a day.

Even the times for three meals in the morning, lunch and evening were clearly set for him, and Aunt Gu was still smiling with satisfaction, saying that Xiaoshu finally had discipline.

Wasn't his previous behavior very disorganized and undisciplined?This is very inconsistent with the temperament of rectifying evil and returning to righteousness. In order to unify his behavior and temperament, Li Shu decided to be more ruthless to himself and correct his faults according to Gu Lin's request.

The only episode of the day was that Li's mother actually sent a message back to Li Shu at night—the money had already been paid.

What a beautiful three words, simple and clear, concise and to the point, without a trace of superfluous emotion!

Li Shu's eyes were filled with tears at that time. To be honest, he didn't really want to fill his eyes, but there were too many tears in his helplessness, which caused him to hold Gu Lin and howl for nothing.

In the end, he couldn't tell whether he was crying because of Mama Li's heartlessness or because he wanted to hug Gu Lin.

He would rather believe the latter.

Three days passed in a flash, and the first monthly exam was approaching. Li Shu felt the tension before the exam for the first time. It was a wonderful and exciting experience.

"Tomorrow, I'm going to get ready to draw card pens, black pens, and erasers..." Lao Liu stood on the podium to mobilize before the battle, "They are veterans who have passed countless exams, and I don't want anyone to come to me and cry Crying and saying that you forgot to apply the card! A waste!"

Li Shu was leaning against the wall and his shoulders were shaking with joy. He was a veteran in the exam, but Lao Liu's words became more and more serious.

"I'm not a test veteran." Li Shu yelled at Gu Lin, and said in a low voice, "I'm a novice in the exam, please help me~ 嘤嘤嘤~"

Gu Lin also whispered: "I can't move it~"

"Can you be more annoying!" Li Shu kicked Gu Lin's stool.

"can."

"get out!"

When Lao Liu heard the movement, he turned his head and precisely passed Gu Lin and gave Li Shu a glance. Li Shu immediately shrank his neck and sat down obediently.

"Some people, no matter what you were like in the past, we can see the truth after this exam!" Old Liu said pointedly, "I welcome you to slap me in the face, as long as you can get your grades right through proper means." Well, I don't mind at all."

After a pause, Old Liu said seriously: "But! Once you let me know who is cheating, I will screw your head off! Do you hear me? Little bastards!"

The whole class immediately sat upright and shouted "Got it" in unison.

Lao Liu nodded with satisfaction, turned to monitor Liu Yu and said, "Liu Yu, come to me after class to get the seat chart, and organize the three groups of students to move the tables to clean up the class after school."

"Okay." Liu Yu said with a twinkle in his eyes.

On the way home from school, Li Shu dishonestly chased and kicked a small soda can. While kicking, he said to Gu Lin: "Looking at the yaksha on Lao Liu's face, he is almost catching up with Chengzi. But a scumbag like me I disdain cheating, and I will hand in the blank paper openly."

Gu Lin glanced at him: "Yes, how amazing you are."

With one last kick, Li Shu kicked the can to the side of a small garbage dump, whistled triumphantly, and looked back at Gu Lin: "But I've changed my mind now, so why can't I satisfy Old Liu this time and hit her hard?" Face."

Gu Lin smiled: "Then you have to fight hard, you won't be considered a hero if you hit lightly."

"It must be beaten hard!" Li Shu said, "otherwise I will be sorry for my brother Lin who gave me a make-up lesson."

Gu Linhu snorted at Li Shu's little yellow hair twice: "Screw."

Li Shu's smug little appearance is so cute, it makes people want to kiss him.

...

He might really need a puppy love...

Gu Lin thought for a while, and silently put puppy love and chrysanthemum tea on the agenda in his heart.

Otherwise, I think Mr. Li is cute every day, and he is getting cuter every day, which is really not a good phenomenon.

Li Shu didn't know what Gu Lin was thinking. He was very excited now, the kind of excitement brought about by nervousness.

Tomorrow, tomorrow he will be able to accept the results that Gu Lin brought him, and he will give Gu Lin a face!

Hehehe, what is more pleasing to him than making his sweetheart proud, really, that's great!

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