I heard we are both straight?

Chapter 14

Back in the class, it was Chinese class again, the two of them made up a random reason and then fooled the little old man, maybe he was guilty, Li Shulao felt that the boys in the class who had been to the toilet just looked at him strangely .

Touching his nose, Li Shu forced himself to calm down.

Opening the Chinese textbook, Li Shu now has an inexplicable sense of intimacy with the subjects that he just finished loading this morning, and he wants to memorize all the texts until he knows them by heart.

If he can be asked questions in every class and pretend to be aggressive, then he will be completely famous. Will Lao Liu tell Aunt Gu about his feats in Chinese class when he calls with Aunt Gu? , I might be able to get my phone back right away...

After thinking about it, Li Shu lost his mind again.

Li Shu is always distracted, because he really has nothing to do, so he thinks of some messy things to pass the time.

But the current distraction, he may just want to use this to force himself not to think about how embarrassing he was just now. If he can, Li Shu really hopes that he will never think about it in his life.

Gu Lin saw that Li Shushu was examining the state of the language documents expressionlessly, and knew that he was not attending the class again. He raised his hand to push Li Shu, but after thinking about it, he put his hand down. Take it easy, there are rare times when his skin is not thick enough.

A class passed by in such a muddled manner, after class, Zhou Kai and Yu Cheng both came to visit in the front row.

"What's the matter, Shu'er, who messed with you, I just heard that you blew up the men's room?" Yu Cheng asked standing in front of the table.

Li Shu couldn't help remembering how embarrassing he was in the toilet just now, and calmed down silently after he said something in his heart. After all, Gu Lin had promised him, and this matter will never happen again.

If you can do it yourself...

Zhou Kai waved his hand in front of Li Shu when he was in a daze, with a worried look on his face: "Could it be that you've blown yourself up?"

"Blow up your sister's bomb." Li Shu waved Zhou Kai's paw like a lucky cat, "They said that I killed a group of people, and you still believe it?"

Zhou Kai choked for a moment, but still insisted on the truth: "Then what did you do?"

Li Shu gave him a corner of his eye: "I'm in a hurry to pee."

Zhou Kai obviously didn't believe it. Li Shu's good temper would never cause such a big commotion even if he was really in a hurry to urinate. He saw the large group of people rushing to the toilet on the third floor. Expulsion.

Li Shu must have done something to drive out a whole toilet.

"Cut, don't talk about falling down." Zhou Kai looked not very interested, turned around but immediately changed his face, and asked Gu Lin curiously, "Did Gu Lin and Li Shu pee their pants?"

"Cough—cough cough—" Li Shu, who had just taken a sip of water, was choked by Zhou Kai's words. If Zhou Kai couldn't get into college, he might as well tell his fortune. It's fucking accurate.

Although he didn't pee his pants in the essential sense, his effect is no different from that of peeing his pants, right? Li Shu patted his chest in pain. How long would it take him to forget about it? If it could be earlier, let him You can trade your IQ.

Gu Lin gave Li Shu the best of luck, raised his head and said to Zhou Kai: "Aunt Gu is making love breakfast again, and Li Shu has diarrhea after eating."

Li Shu glanced at Gu Lin. Everything this guy said seemed to be true, but thinking about it, every time Gu Lin lied, it seemed that it was for him.

Gu Lin and Yu Cheng looked at each other, and with just one look, he knew that Yu Cheng had discovered that he had lied. Yu Cheng was different from Zhou Kai, who was so stupid. She was as sensitive as herself, and even if something was wrong. easy to spot.

Gu Lin secretly nodded at Yu Cheng, indicating that it was nothing serious, and Yu Cheng returned a look to show that he understood.

See, this is how smart people talk to each other without even talking.

"It's so pitiful. I really sympathize with you. I thought you had diarrhea after eating the rice I ordered for you." Zhou Kai said.

Li Shu glanced at Zhou Kai weakly, expressing that he had no idea to talk to him at all.

Li Shu now understood Gu Lin when he was doing his homework, and he was really noisy and in need of a beating when he insisted on talking to Gu Lin next to him. Fortunately, Gu Lin could bear it.

Indeed, Gu Lin was really kind to him, better than anyone else.

Li Shu was suddenly curious, what was his status in Gu Lin's heart?Where is Gu Lin's bottom line for him?

The status is that even if you shoot because of his words, he doesn't think you are sick...

Li Shu was stunned by a sentence that suddenly appeared in his mind. Now his mind is really fucking finished. He even despises himself and thinks about things all day long.

"Hey, wake up." Gu Lin pushed Li Shu, "Everyone is gone, what are you thinking about?"

Li Shu was stunned for a moment before he realized it, and said in a low voice, "I didn't think about it."

Gu Lin had a look of "Are you fooling the ghost?", but Li Shu didn't know how to tell him, his mind was very messed up now, and he was not suitable for explaining such a difficult task.

Gu Lin looked at him silently for a while, put a piece of hazelnut chocolate on his desk, and then went to do his homework.

Li Shu stared at the chocolate in a daze for a while, and when the class bell rang, he picked it up, unpacked it, and threw it into his mouth. The sweet taste immediately filled his mouth, and the nuts were crunchy and chewable. After taking it, it was fragrant and sweet in his mouth, which instantly made him feel better.

Sure enough, sweets made him happy.

This is a biology class, but he saw Lao Liu walking in briskly. Li Shu looked suspiciously at Gu Lin's timetable posted on the corner of the table because he was annoyed by his nagging, then looked at Gu Lin, and blurted out : "Did you make a mistake?"

Gu Lin frowned, how could he have copied it wrong, he had already memorized the schedule.

"That's right." Gu Lin glanced at Lao Liu, "Mr. Li, be prepared, maybe biology will become physics."

The corner of Li Shu's mouth twitched, he didn't want to watch this trick.

But he couldn't help it, Lao Liu was already standing in front of the podium with a piece of paper in his hand, looking strangely familiar.

"Wake up, those lying on your stomach! You're still sleepy after a few quarters! If you're dead, you won't get enough sleep!" As usual, there was an indiscriminate bombardment first, and then we got down to business.

"Your biology teacher is not feeling well. Today and next week's biology class will be mine." As soon as Lao Liu's voice left the class, there was a suppressed wail. No matter what the class teacher taught, this subject would become the most annoying for them.

The same is true for Li Shu, he recently had a conflict with Lao Liu, and he has never seen her catch him like this before when he made a mistake, and recently he always criticizes himself as if he has been possessed by a demon.

"Hmph, it's useless!" Old Liu sneered, "By the way, I'd like to tell you another news. The time for the first monthly exam of this semester has been set. Next Thursday, Friday, and two days later, boarding students will continue their evening self-study as usual."

When Li Shu heard it, there was a burst of "No way—", "Why did you pass the exam so quickly—", "WTF?"...

In contrast, Li Shu is much calmer, and this news is far less tragic to him than the tragic news that Lao Liu will be acting as a substitute for biology today and next week.

With Gu Lin tutoring him, he could beat the five unlucky ghosts in front of him who couldn't review at all, and get back the phone smoothly.

Old Liu slapped the desk twice with a blackboard eraser, and the wailing in the class subsided.

"If you have the time to complain, why don't you read the books twice! Everyone is trash!" After glaring at them indiscriminately, Lao Liu continued, "Liu Yu, come to the office with me after class to look at the class schedule. "

"Yes." Liu Yu replied, pushing his glasses that were about to collapse the bridge of his nose.

Li Shu turned his head and glanced at Liu Yu. The monitor of his class also sat in the first row, but it was against the wall. He and Gu Lin were by the window. Originally, Gu Lin was sitting inside, but when he came over, he begged Gu Lin to let him Sit inside.

Some people go to that station without talking or doing anything, and inexplicably many people who regard him as their imaginary enemy will appear. This kind of person is Gu Lin, and the one who regards him as their imaginary enemy is Liu Yu.

This idiot stays up all night to study hard before every exam, and then "passes by" around Gu Lin for a few laps the next day with his panda eyes on his face. By the way, he "coincidentally" tells how long he has been studying and how serious he is, to provoke Gu Lin .

Gu Lin has a bad temper, but he has always ignored this kind of person who can't even count as a fly.

Gu Lin's ignorance was really ignoring. Every time Li Shu told him, "That idiot has 'passed by' again", Gu Lin looked dazed and said that he didn't notice at all.

Just like Li Shu was born to beat Xu Lulu, Gu Lin was born to be Liu Yu's nemesis, and Li Shu has never seen him, Brother Lin, who stayed up all night before the exam and passed the night, but every time Gu Lin can be firmly ranked in front of Liu Yu , Liu Yu was so angry that there were a few more pimples on his face.

"Okay! Start the lecture, and take out the unfinished papers from the last class." Lao Liu glanced at Li Shu as he spoke, and just wanted to discuss with Gu Lin what kind of Li Shu Liu Yu would change this time. He quickly sat up straight and took out the roll of paper, putting on a face of a good student.

Because the last class was so sleepy, Li Shu couldn't understand what Lao Liu was beeping at all, so he could only touch and fiddle with various things on the table.

Gu Lin kicked him under the table, Li Shu reluctantly put down his pen, and looked at the unfinished rabbit on the paper with regret.

In the end, Gu Lin really couldn't stand his idleness, so he threw a Chinese paper for him to write. Li Shu sat in the back, and wrote in a concealed way without worrying about Lao Liu's discovery.

Li Shu picked up the Chinese paper and felt a little light. Sure enough, languages ​​have no national boundaries, and English and Chinese are actually a family!

When the get out of class was over, Li Shu breathed a sigh of relief, shook his neck back and forth, and stretched his waist again. After writing such a class, his whole body felt stiff. Gu Lin, who had been studying for a day, might have a solid body.

Gu Lin looked at his boneless appearance, and taunted: "Mr. Li, who is the eldest lady of that family, you are so delicate."

Li Shu skillfully entered the play, pinched his orchid finger and squeezed his throat, saying, "Gu family in the east of the city~"

Gu Lin took over the Chinese paper written by Li Shugang and read it while saying, "I'm the Gu family, why haven't I seen a girl?"

Li Shu stuck for a moment, thought for two seconds and said, "Sir, I don't know something~ I'm the homework girl~ Whenever you fall asleep while doing your homework, I will become a human being, and I will take the initiative to finish my own writing—"

After Li Shu finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, homework girl, this brain hole fully demonstrated his needs.

Gu Lin was also happy, "Homework girl, it's fine if you can write all of them correctly, but if you can't write one, then you'd better stay honest and don't turn into a human form to harm me."

Li Shu pushed Gu Lin: "How do you talk? I am a homework girl who can write essays. Do you know that you are disrespecting the god of homework?"

Gu Lin nodded: "Yes, yes, I don't respect you, please punish me for doing my homework, I wish for it."

"Gu Lin, go to hell." Li Shu rolled his eyes.

The last section is a happy self-study. Gu Lin arranged an article "Li Sao" for Li Shu, the homework girl. Seeing a bunch of unfamiliar words, Li Shu couldn't help but give Gu Lin a middle finger, and then he was accepted by Gu Lin. Lin snapped his fingers vigorously, then wailed and confessed his mistake, and finished.

On the way home from school, Li Shu kept rubbing his middle finger, and tried to threaten Gu Lin with a complaint to Aunt Gu. Gu Lin said, "Believe it or not, I will tell you Aunt Gu about drawing rabbits in class." He just silenced Li Shu. .

"Mr. Li, you are weak like the princess and the pea." Gu Lin said.

"No, I'm a homework girl!" Li Shu was very persistent about this.

The street construction near the school is very rough. In a small town, the sanitation is at the level where Gu Lin can frown for 5 minutes at a glance. On the road, small black water beaches mixed with unknown residue can be seen everywhere.

Except for the cleanliness near the ancient city attractions, half of the other places belonged to the level of Gu Lin frowning. Li Shu was very curious about where the annual "urban civilization construction" went.

When passing by the stationery store, Li Shu heard that there seemed to be a "place" in the alley next to the store where "Gu Lin frowned". Normally, he is not a person with strong curiosity, but one of the voices that sounded cowardly seemed to be Liu Yu's. He was very willing to watch this excitement.

Although he had always advocated ignoring the policy towards Wang Xiaohui, that idiot before, but just like Gu Lin always wanted to beat Wang Xiaohui for him, he didn't take many things to heart, but his brother was often angrier than him.

Both Li Shu and Gu Lin were like this.

So, now Li Shu wants to see if he can help the people who beat Liu Yu, even if it helps them look out, it would be good.

"Brother Lin, Brother Lin." Li Shu was a little excited.

Gu Lin patted the back of his head: "I heard it, I'm not deaf."

"Go and have a look, just take a peek." Li Shu said.

"No." Gu Lin resolutely refused, he was not interested in such a boring place, not to mention that the alley was so dirty that he was disgusted to even get close to it.

"Go, go, go, go~" Li Shu dragged Gu Lin to act like a baby.

"You haven't finished a bunch of homework, are you free?" Gu Lin tugged backhanded, almost tugging at Li Shu.

"Can't you be gentle?" Li Shu let Gu Lin drag him back dissatisfied.

"No."

"Is there anything else you can say besides no?"

"No."

"..."

At the end, Li Shu struggled to look back, and found that the idiot Wang Xiaohui was blocking Liu Yu. It was unbelievable. Fuck, this scene made him pop out another idiom, unbelievable!

"Brother Lin, Brother Lin, let's see if that is Liu Yu. Why was he blocked by Wang Xiaohui?" Li Shu was curious.

Gu Lin was also quite surprised when he heard that, this basically belonged to two people who couldn't fight each other. Liu Yu usually only pretended to be better than him with better grades, and nothing could offend Wang Xiaohui. Wang Xiaohui had no reason to go to Liu Yu's place to pretend to be face.

"I don't know, what can be done if two mentally retarded people meet together." Gu Lin expressed his lack of interest in this.

Li Shu thought for a while but didn't have a clue, and simply forgot it.

The author has something to say: there was a snail girl before, and there was a homework girl~

Mr. Li who doesn't know a single question is really the most useless homework girl~