I heard we are both straight?

Chapter 11

Because they met Big Hui on the road, Li Shu and Gu Lin were almost honorably late.

When he walked to the school gate, the gate guard looked at Li Shu with bright eyes and wrote, "You have spoiled such a good seedling!".

Li Shu, who lowered his head and entered the school gate honestly, murmured in his heart: Sir, you are getting old and your eyesight is not good. I can't tell that Gu Lin is not a good bird. This guy is more flamboyant than me.

After entering the class, Li Shu couldn't get used to it. He used to enter through the back door because he sat in the last row, but now he has to enter through the front door and sit in the first row.

But he had already made up his mind to change his ways and return to the right, and Li Shu decided to endure whatever happened to him.

Sure enough, Li Shu received condolences from a group of brothers after self-study early, such as:

"My brother Tianshu, I thought you were joking, do you really want to sit here?"

"Li Shu, you are really awesome."

"Brother Shu, are you going to abandon the dark and turn to the bright?"

...

Li Shu announced that he was about to go crazy.

Gu Lin saved him from the fire and water every day, and suddenly kicked the table with a cold face, which shocked everyone around him. They all shut up and stood at attention in an instant, as if they had been pressed the pause button. A group of NPCs stood beside it.

Li Shu almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Gu Lin glanced at them: "Get out of the sun wall if you have nothing to do."

"Uh, let's go out to the sun wall now." Zhang Quan knew that something was wrong when he saw Gu Lin's expression, and hurriedly led out of the classroom.

Gu Lin is not like Li Shu. Although he also fights, he is always cheerful and good-tempered. It is not uncommon for Gu Lin to hit his head on the wall when he is in a bad mood.

Li Shu breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Gu Lin gratefully: "Brother Lin, you saved my life again, I'm afraid I'll have to take the lead to go to the Sun Wall after a while."

"Don't worry about them." Gu Lin said, "You have written the paper for the next Chinese class. Give me some face in this class and listen to it."

"I have to give you face, this is the first time I have written a Chinese paper so seriously." Li Shu took out the paper that he had finished writing with great effort last night from his schoolbag, although the paper was crumpled by him Yes, but he couldn't be more proud.

Look, he wrote it himself!

It's all over!

Didn't copy a single question!

"I'm awesome." Li Shu couldn't help but praise himself, then turned to Gu Lin and asked, "Brother Lin, what do you think?"

"It's pretty good." Gu Lin boasted in a very face-saving way.

"Oh." Li Shu sighed suddenly, "Will the little old Chinese man be moved to death by my doing so?"

Gu Lin made him sigh for a moment, and only after hearing what he said behind him said: "He won't, he's only worried that sitting here will affect me."

Li Shu gave Gu Lin a look of contempt: "How can I influence you, you influence me more or less."

Gu Lin raised his eyebrows: "I influence you? What about your face? Mr. Li."

Not to be outdone, Li Shu said, "You said you were here, or you sneaked me here, so I can't watch movies anymore?"

"It makes sense." Gu Lin nodded, and then said, "I've always had a question, what attracts you to domestic ghost movies that don't even have ghosts?"

Speaking of his hobbies, Li Shu's eyes lit up, and he told Gu Lin like a treasure: "Look, first of all, domestic ghost movies are not well received, and there must not be many people watching them, so what are they used for?" To attract an audience?"

Gu Lin asked cooperatively, "What are you taking?"

Li Shu squeezed his eyes at Gu Lin, with an obscene look on his face: "Big breasted girl! The kind who doesn't wear much clothes."

"Hey, you have the skill to see what you can't wear, why bother to read 'not very wearable' here." Gu Lin is used to Li Shu's weird language system, the clothes are either worn or not, what? Called "not too worn"?

"I didn't see through it when I went. Do you know about the crime?" Li Shu said with a serious face.

"Oh, look, whose child is so upright." Gu Lin sneered, "This is not the you who clamored to watch movies every day."

"Gu Lin, don't talk about me, you don't even look at it." Li Shu raised his middle finger contemptuously.

"I did watch it." Gu Lin hooked the corners of his mouth, leaned into Li Shu's ear, and whispered, "But I didn't watch it either, Mr. Li."

"I-day-" Li Shu exploded all of a sudden, pushed Gu Lin away and leaned back.

Li Shu felt as if he had been electrified for a moment, and went straight to his lower body with a numb feeling.

Although he wasn't sure if it was because he recalled the embarrassment he felt when he watched the short movie for the first time or because Gu Lin was too close when he spoke just now.

After thinking about it, he still denied the latter. Either he said something close to his ear, or his lips gently rubbed his ear, or Gu Lin's lowered voice was too sexy——

"Fuck!" Li Shu rubbed his face vigorously. He might be crazy to think of these useless jokes in his head.

Gu Lin patted his hands away from rubbing his face vigorously: "Shameless?"

"No more." Li Shu muttered.

He felt that he must have done too much homework last night, and now the side effects came up.

Sure enough, homework is extremely poisonous to scumbags.

"What are you thinking about?" Gu Lin asked Li Shu, looking at Li Shu's fascinated face.

Li Shu took a look at Gu Lin, still so handsome, and secretly sighed, he was really lonely, first it was Old Liu and then Gu Lin.

But Gu Lin is in danger. He looks so good-looking and he can't bend over. Oh my god, it's too scary. He wants a soft and fragrant girl, not a big fool like Gu Lin!

Just as Gu Lin wanted to slap Li Shu to bring him back to life, Li Shu suddenly raised his head, frowned and looked at Gu Lin bitterly, and said word by word: "I, I want, I'm looking for, girl, friend, friend." !"

Gu Lin was speechless: "Do you believe that Aunt Gu can beat you to death?"

Li Shu froze for a moment, and curled his lips: "If you don't tell the truth, it will be over."

Gu Lin glanced at him coldly: "Impossible."

"Ah, Gu Lin, you are such a fucking idiot!" Li Shu couldn't help kicking the leg of Gu Lin's chair.

Ever since he kicked Gu Lin's feet last night, Li Shu felt that it felt so damn good, and he would also like to learn this skill in the future. Of course, he didn't dare to kick Gu Lin directly, so he could only kick the chair for fun. .

The class bell rang, stepping on Li Shu's wailing, and Gu Lin took out the Chinese textbooks and scrolls, and did not forget to turn his head to remind Li Shu that he didn't take the language papers.

Li Shu pouted and took out his language papers unwillingly, spurning Gu Lin ten thousand times in his heart.

The little old man still walked in slowly, with a sense of immortality. When he saw Li Shu, he was only surprised for a moment, and then he became immortal again, which made Li Shu heave a sigh of relief.

"In the last class, we talked about "Pipa Xing". I saved my homework and recited the whole text." The little old man opened the textbook and asked the students below.

Unexpectedly, I harvested a batch of "I didn't keep it--", "Teacher, you didn't keep it", "I didn't let me recite it".

The little old man showed a smile that controlled everything. Li Shu reckoned that those literati and poets in ancient times laughed like this before they wanted to sing poems and pretend to be aggressive.

"I must have kept it. I wrote it down in my book. If you don't believe Li Shu, you can read it." He walked off the podium and handed the Chinese document to Li Shu, pointing to a line of small characters above the title of "Pipa Xing"—— "Already left homework to recite the full text."

Li Shu was flattered to read it once, and the class suddenly wailed, and the old man smiled triumphantly, took back the Chinese book and walked back to the podium.

"I'm going to ask a question." The old man took the roster and began to scan it from top to bottom.

The old man is getting old, and his memory is not very good. After teaching for more than a year, he has not memorized the names of all the students in his class. Only those who impress him like Gu Lin or Li Shu can remember.

Of course, the former is an eye-catching achievement, while the latter is pissed off.

Li Shu always wanted him to form a team with the janitor of the basketball hall. One has a bad memory and the other has a bad ear.

It's too literary and artistic to kill Matt. Is it true that people who want to learn are so literary and secondary school? Li Shu suddenly worried about himself.

"Well, Li Shu." The old man pushed his half-inch-thick glasses and said.

The whole class was in high spirits, looking back and forth between the old man and Li Shu with curious and gloating eyes.

"Is the old man crazy?"

"God, ask Li Shu, looking for a slap in the face."

"One dares to ask and the other dare not answer hahaha."

"How will Li Shu express the fact that he can't recite it haha ​​I'm looking forward to it"

...

All the voices of ridicule or sympathy in the class reached Li Shu's ears, and the breath that had been kept in his heart seemed to expand to the extreme, and he was about to explode on the spot.

Gu Lin had already turned his head away, and wanted to settle this nonsense for himself again.

Laugh, a bunch of idiots, let me make you laugh!

Li Shu stood up before Gu Lin could speak, and started reciting without giving the others time to react.

"Seeing off the guests on the Xunyang River at night, the maple leaves and the flowers are rustling in the autumn. The master dismounts and the guests are on the boat, and there is no orchestra to drink. If you can't get drunk, you will bid farewell. When you are farewell, the river will be immersed in the moon..."

He was not very proficient at reciting, and there were some parts that required Gu Lin to remind him in a low voice before he could continue reciting, but even so, it was enough to shock others for a long time.

Li Shu!

Li Shu, who has never heard of it in a single class!

That Li Shu who once made the old man swear!

That Li Shu who scored 140 points in English is still counting down again and again!

He memorized the whole text!

shock the world!

Huge news!

The prodigal son turned his head, corrected his evil ways, and washed his hands in the golden basin. In short, after this operation, Li Shu successfully blinded the dog eyes of those who watched his jokes and slapped their dog faces.

After Li Shu sat down in the class, the needles could be heard quietly, and only the little old man praised with satisfaction: "Good! Very good! Very good! But Li Shu, I have to look at it later, 'What did you hear in the meantime? The cuckoo crows, the blood ape wails, 'I need to get acquainted with it later.

"En." Li Shu couldn't help laughing after answering.

So much energy, so fucking energy!

This crazy slap in the face and the feeling of being looked at by the teacher with praise and satisfaction for the first time made Li Shu want to go to the playground for a couple of laps immediately, shouting to the sky, "I, Li Shu, just want to blow your dog's face off! ".

Gu Lin looked at Li Shu and smiled too. This time, Li Shu gave Gu Lin an inexplicable feeling that "my family has a younger brother who has just grown up". , It even feels more and more green and lush!

Bai Cai also had a very long face during the rest of the Chinese class, she didn't lose her mind at all, she listened to the class seriously, and even took some notes.

Gu Lin took out a new notebook and gave Secretary Li some knowledge points that he might not know, so that he could memorize them when he went back.After all, waiting for Li Shu to sort out notes, write homework, and memorize texts alone is a waste of time, and it is not conducive to improving grades in a short period of time.

As soon as the bell rang after class, a group of people ran out of the classroom with a huff like an electric shock. In the past, Li Shu might have been a member of this group, or even the one who took the lead.

But now he is in a hurry to memorize the homework left by the old man. He has no experience, which causes him to memorize in a mess. The leg yelled, "Master, stop reading."

Gu Lin couldn't help laughing seeing his confused and shocked anxious expression, but he didn't stop Li Shu. After all, he still had to memorize it by himself in the future, and it would be good to get familiar with the business earlier.

"Smile, smile! Sooner or later, your joy will turn into sorrow!" Li Shu ticked off the last homework, and then he had time to put down the book and scold Gu Lin.

Gu Lin rubbed his head: "Extreme joy begets sorrow? You're so good, I learned another idiom. What would you like to eat at noon, my brother invites you."

Li Shu turned his head away arrogantly, but said without any promise: "Coke chicken wings!"

Gu Lin changed his pen and said with a smile: "No problem, as long as your grades go up, let alone chicken wings, even stars will be picked off for you."

Li Shu made him amused, and turned around: "Then Mr. Gu, you are really in heaven."

"I must go to heaven." Gu Lin said.

"Yes, yes, yes." Li Shu said, "If you fail the exam, it can only mean that the University of Aeronautics and Astronautics is yellow."

"Mr. Li is really good at talking recently." Gu Lin pinched Li Shu's face, "The little mouth is just right."

Li Shu tilted his head and still didn't dodge it, and said unwillingly, "Gu Lin, you can't touch me again in the future."

"Huh?" Gu Lin waited for his next words.

Li Shu looked serious: "I'm already a big boy, I still want to have a partner, I can't be so unmanly."

"Oh." Gu Lin nodded in agreement, "Then you must never sleep on my bed in the future, let alone insist on me hugging you hypocritically."

"Uh." Li Shu paused, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm sure, I, no, it depends on the situation..."

Gu Lin gave him a brain break: "Promise."

Li Shu raised his eyebrows, and said cheaply, "I'm just worthless, what can you do to me?"

"No way, my brother is ignorant, so why don't you make way for an older brother." Gu Lin said.

Li Shu chuckled twice. He knew that Gu Lin was kind to him, so he did some outrageous things without fear.

But he was always afraid, what would he do if one day Gu Lin didn't want to be nice to him, what if Gu Lin got a girlfriend and then his relationship with him faded away, wouldn't he want to be alone.

After making up his mind, Li Shu said to himself in his heart, isn't that time yet? But Li Shu, you are really shameless. Sooner or later, people have to have their own affairs. Who can control you for the rest of your life? You're good enough, you little idiot.

"What's the matter? I found out why you are so in a daze today. Is it because your brain is stupid?" Gu Lin took a piece of chocolate from his pocket and handed it to him.

Li Shu took it over and looked at it. It was the kind he liked, especially sweet and with small nuts. He didn't like bitter ones, but Gu Lin liked them, but he still brought him two pieces of sweet ones every time.

It's fine now, and we'll talk about the future later. Gu Lin wants to make himself awesome now, maybe because he wants to live a good life after he leaves, so he can rest assured.

The author has something to say: Hazelnut chocolate is really delicious~

Tudou High School was once asked to be the first in the class to memorize the full text of "Pipa Xing". I was scared to pee at that time...

"The voice that cannot exist in memory" by the old man group, is there a cute translation?