I heard we are both straight?

Chapter 1

On the campus in the morning, the sun has not woken up, but the temperature has already risen first, and there is no cool breeze in the sultry air.

On the playground, a group of flowers of the motherland that had been wilted by the heat ran wildly in circles to the passionate music.

Li Shu, who stayed up late last night to watch a movie and got up late in the morning without breakfast, has already run out of his soul.

The sun was so hot that he even saw the physical education teacher's face double, so he could only use his last bit of strength to run two steps quickly on his lead-filled legs to catch up with Gu Lin in front of him, and hugged Gu Lin's arm: "Brother Lin!" ...I, I can't do it anymore Brother Lin...you hug me and go back..."

Gu Lin glanced at the physical education teacher in the distance, but he didn't push Li Shu away: "Are you still staying up late?"

Li Shu was almost out of breath: "No... I won't endure it... I'll die, I won't endure it..."

Gu Lin didn't speak, but stretched out his arm to support Li Shu's half body so that he wouldn't be so tired from running.

Li Shu was so moved that tears filled his eyes: "Brother Lin, you are so kind...how should I...how should I repay you?"

Gu Lin supported the muddy Li Shu, resisting the urge to throw him on the ground, and said, "Go to bed early and get up early!"

Li Shu was sweating like rain, and still smiled heartily: "It's really...so fucking simple..."

"The two in the back row of Class [-], high school, come out! What are you doing there with your shoulders crossed? Does anyone look like a student?" The physical education teacher held a microphone in his hand, and his skin was as dark as a bag. However, Qing Tian was wearing a fluorescent green vest, which made Li Shu almost unable to open his eyes.

"Tell me about you!" Seeing that the two of them didn't respond, the physical education teacher's voice abruptly raised another octave.

The two looked at each other, Li Shu saw the signal from Gu Lin's eyes that he wanted to beat himself to death without accident, and immediately whispered: "Brother Lin, I didn't do it on purpose..."

"Next time I'll stay up all night and screw your head off."

"Well……"

Because of the bad nature of hooking shoulders and shoulders in the "sacred and sacred" morning run, the physical education teacher punished Li Shu and Gu Lin to run five more laps. Li Shu, who was struck by the news, couldn't move his legs. .

Li Shumu sent the physical education teacher away, turned around and hugged Gu Lin, crying bitterly: "Brother, save the child... The relationship between us for more than ten years, you say, I am not good enough for you, I It's the first dog licking in your life, you should cherish me, love me, pamper me—"

"Shut up, I owe you what I owe you in my previous life." Gu Lin cursed, supported Li Shu and started running.

What is "spicy eyes", Li Shu has fully understood this time.

Sweat dripped down Li Shuguangjie's forehead into his eyes, causing his eyes to ache, so he could only wipe the sweat away with his hands.

Gu Lin didn't push himself too hard. In order to wake up Li Shu and help Li Shu clean up the house, he didn't eat in the morning. Tired to death.

The abnormally black hair was drenched with sweat and stuck tightly to his face. Gu Lin, who has always been a clean freak, wanted to skip class immediately and take a shower outside.

Finally, after half-running and half-walking for five laps, the two returned to the classroom as if they were fished out of the water. This is the classroom on the second floor. If Li Shu was on the fifth floor, he would be able to skip class with Gu Lin and go to the bathhouse to relax. comfortable.

Unfortunately, this class was taught by the homeroom teacher Lao Liu. Li Shudou bumped his head into Lao Liu Yin's dripping face just after entering the door, and his heart skipped a beat, it was over.

Old Liu saw Li Shu staring at her in a daze at the door, and immediately yelled to bring Li Shu back to life: "Get out!"

Swallowing, Li Shu walked obediently to the podium with his head down.

Old Liu glared at him: "Get out and stand behind!" Then he turned his head and said to Gu Lin in a slow tone, "Go back and sit and listen to the class, the fourth question of yesterday's homework."

Gu Lin nodded, and when he returned to his seat, he smiled cryptically at Li Shu. The gloating in his eyes made Li Shu grit his teeth in anger.

Reluctantly, he didn't have Gu Lin's top three blindness grades in his grade, so Li Shu had to drag his body, which was about to lie down on the spot, to the back to stand for punishment.

Standing against the wall, Li Shu couldn't help sighing, he was the one who got punished every time he and Gu Lin played together, a scumbag has no human rights, old Liu, a menopausal old lady, is really blatantly double-standard.

If possible, his dream in the future is to be a principal, to punish these teachers who discriminate against scumbags. His school is called "School for Scumbags". He...

Thinking about Li Shu, he fell asleep standing up. This skill was practiced by Li Shu in elementary school. The leather child who was punished since childhood always has some tips to deal with the teacher's punishment.

Accompanied by the sound of the teacher's lectures, the students can always sleep more soundly, and Li Shu, who is accompanied by a good dream, sleeps very well.

The sudden ringing of the bell for the end of get out of class frightened him. He had just dreamed that Gu Lin had made a big table for him to eat early. He had already picked up the little bun. He put the bun in his mouth and was about to take a bite. , the get out of class bell rang.

How wicked.

Li Shu, who didn't get the buns, looked depressed, walked to Gu Lin's side with his heavy legs, and sat down on the seat at the same table as him.

Lying weakly on the table, Li Shu looked at Gu Lin who was sitting next to him: "Brother Lin, how can you see me sitting here doing my homework while making me stand alone?"

Gu Lin was sorting out the notes of the last physics class. Usually he was annoyed by people interrupting him when he was doing his business, but today he didn't care about Li Shulei's pitiful appearance.

He raised his hand and poked Li Shu's face lightly with the cap of the pen, causing Li Shu to say "It hurts so much" in a fake way, and said, "Then next time I will take the initiative to tell Lao Liu to accompany you to the back?"

Li Shu frowned and thought for a while, then sighed: "It's better to say goodbye, because he has ruined his most proud student, and old Liu must cut me alive."

Gu Lin couldn't help laughing, and pinched Li Shu's face: "I'm ruthless if I don't accompany you, and it will be even worse if I accompany you, so what do you think I should do?"

Li Shu thought for a few seconds, but his brain, which had been tormented by running circles and being punished to stand, had no thoughts at all. He could only continue to lie down on his stomach in despair: "Just pray for me silently while I am being punished..."

"It's so miserable." Gu Lin also lay down on the table, looking sideways at Li Shu, "Poor thing, if you weren't so scared by watching a ghost movie last night, you ran out of my house at three o'clock in the morning. I slept together and woke me up, I must be very distressed."

"Don't say that, brother." Li Shu blushed, "I'm really scared, you don't know, that female ghost's face, uh... how do you say that idiom?"

"Bloody mouth?" Gu Lin guessed.

"No." Li Shu frowned, thinking hard.

"Blue face and fangs?"

"No, no." Li Shu knocked on his head impatiently, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Sharp the knife and chisel!"

Gu Lin was helpless: "No, do you know what it means to cut a knife and axe?"

"The face that was cut by a knife, the face that was really gouged by an axe!" Li Shu looked horrified, "It's too scary, I don't even dare to think about it."

"You still dare to watch if you don't dare to think?" Gu Lin shook his head. Li Shu has never been able to understand Li Shu's obsession with domestic horror films.

"That's different, I wasn't so scared when I watched it." Li Shu suddenly stretched out his hand to Gu Lin, with a gloomy expression, "After reading it, I felt that the female ghost was right next to me, ready to jump out and kill me at any moment." I!"

Gu Lin shrugged indifferently, and then looked at Li Shu: "So you came here and insisted that I hug you to sleep?"

"Hey, I..." Li Shu was speechless, and could only turn his face away and mutter, "When I was a child, I always slept with my arms around you when I lived at your house, why are you still acting so pretentious now..."

Gu Lin was enjoying himself, and stretched out his hand to pull Li Shu's head back: "This is called hypocrisy. I like to call this growth, after all, you have grown up."

"I will always be a baby!" Li Shu said unwillingly.

"Okay, baby, baby Li." Gu Lin was so happy that he couldn't stop.

Li Shu cut his nose and suddenly wrinkled his nose. After sniffing vigorously, he said seriously to Gu Lin: "Brother Lin, I suddenly smell a trace of hostility."

Gu Lin glanced at Li Shu's back, leaned forward and leaned closer to Li Shu's ear and said, "Xu Lulu stares at you so hard that your eyes will stick out, Baby Li."

Xu Lulu was Gu Lin's deskmate, and Li Shu occupied her seat right after class, staring at Li Shu unwillingly.

Li Shu trembled all over, and asked weakly: "Really?"

"Of course, it's fake." Gu Lin stood up and glanced at Xu Lulu. Seeing Gu Lin looking over, Xu Lulu immediately returned to her usual well-educated appearance, and smiled at Gu Lin in a friendly manner.It's a pity that the winking eyes were cast on the blind man. Gu Lin turned around and continued talking to Li Shu without looking at her more.

"Hey, why do you think she is staring at me? Does she covet my beauty?" Li Shu said pretending to be sad.

"Yes, yes, she covets your beauty." Gu Lin agreed.

Li Shu was also amused by his own shamelessness: "She is coveting your beauty, and the look in your eyes will take your pants off."

"Take off my pants?" Gu Lin raised his eyebrows.

Li Shu covered his mouth and smiled for a long time: "Aside from Aunt Gu, I probably took off your trousers."

Gu Lin kicked Li Shu lightly: "You are quite proud."

Li Shu just wanted to say that he must be proud when he was interrupted by a voice.

"Li Shu, you are the only one missing in math homework." Han Zhuning, the school committee member, called Li Shu with a gentle voice and a smile on his face.

Li Shu thought: This is the real knowledge and reason, Xu Lulu's is too fake.

"Is it just me? No, Zhou Kai handed it in?" Li Shu couldn't accept that he was the last one to hand it in.

"Hey fuck|I'm done, Li Shu, don't slander me!" Zhou Kai, who was serving tea to his sweetheart Yu Cheng in the back row, immediately stretched his neck and turned back when he heard the sound.

"Zhou Kai handed in the homework, and the sow can climb the tree." Li Shu muttered.

He really didn't expect that he would be the last one. Although he usually pays slowly, he never dragged it to the last one.

"Can you lend me a copy? I promise to write it for you and hand it in properly within 5 minutes." Now Li Shu can only lick his face and ask Han Zhuning to borrow his homework.

"I didn't realize yours was missing until I handed it in. I'm sorry." Han Zhuning said apologetically.

She didn't expect that Li Shu would not hand it in. After all, Li Shu had no criminal record, and she checked one more mistake, so now Li Shu has to solve it by himself.

Li Shu waved his hand to express that he didn't blame her, and then he felt overwhelmed.

Turning around to look at Gu Lin who was looking at them, Li Shu suddenly had an idea, hugged Gu Lin, and acted like a baby: "Brother Lin, help..."

"Call Dad." Gu Lin pushed him away, leaned back in the chair, and asked me to do something, begging me.

Li Shu looked resolute: "Gu Lin, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated, just be yourself, dad."

Han Zhuning couldn't help laughing, said to give her homework before get out of class was over and went back to her seat.

"I'll wait for your good news, Brother Lin." Li Shu smiled and rubbed Gu Lin's hair twice while taking advantage of Gu Lin's unpreparedness. With a smirk, he took out his mobile phone to search for horror movies, only he could touch the tiger's hair.

Gu Lin shook his head helplessly, resisting the urge to rub his hair and began to organize his notes. His hair is definitely not as soft as Li Shu's, and Li Shu's hair is really comfortable when rubbed...

The class bell rang for Li Shu to turn on the movie. He turned his head and glanced at the class schedule posted on the corner of Zhang Tongqing's desk. Oh, English, you can play the movie without worry.

Li Shu's other five subjects were as good as a cat scratching a dog, but God closed his five doors in a row and finally opened a big window for him in mercy. Li Shu's English is very good, every time he takes an English test The composition will be photocopied and distributed to each class as a model essay. If you watch a foreign horror movie every day, you can listen to it even if it is raw meat.

Li Shu sighed. Nu Wa probably shook her hand when pinching him, and arranged the qualifications of the other five subjects in English.

As soon as the English teacher came in, he saw Li Shu in the back row with his head bowed and sneaking. He didn't know what he was doing. He was either playing with his mobile phone or drawing pictures.

Can only endure.

The English teacher glared at Li Shu and began to give lectures holding her breath. As a senior old teacher, she had to learn to fight against poor students, not to get angry, she would easily die of anger.

Gu Lin took advantage of the time when the teacher was not paying attention and took the time to finish writing the math homework for Li. He tore out a post-it note and wrote "For Li Shu Dabao", and then passed the homework from the front row to the back table with his hands behind his back. That's it. Passed to the back row one by one.

At the front desk, Zhou Kai casually left his homework on Li Shu's desk, just as the movie shot was fixed on the female ghost suddenly coming out of the bed with a "cut and chiseled" face, which scared Li Shu to "Oh my god".

"Li Shu! If you don't want to stay, go out to the office to find your homeroom teacher!" The English teacher was so angry that the hand that pushed the glasses was trembling, panting and trying to restrain himself from throwing the English book on Li Shu's face.

"Teacher, I was wrong. Don't make an example." Li Shu smiled perfunctorily.

Except for Lao Liu, who is ruthless and "denies all relatives", the criticisms of other teachers are like fart in Li Shu's eyes. No one in the family who is noisy from morning to night has time to invite parents to the meeting. The school can't help it.

The English teacher was so angry that he turned a corner and scolded Li Shu: "Some people, don't always think that they are multi-talented, and if they are a little smart, they will fly to the sky. What is comprehensive development means that you can know everything, don't live It's as if someone was born but not raised by a mother, you know that if you are not educated—"

"Teacher." Gu Lin interrupted him, "You made a mistake on the third question."

The English teacher choked for a moment, turned around to check the blackboard, and left the topic alone.

Li Shu just slept and played for a day in class, and every day was a new boredom, except on the way to and from school with Gu Lin, because at this time he could chat with Gu Lin about a lot of useless things, which had nothing to do with studying Yes, these made him feel very relaxed.

On the way home from school, Li Shu and Gu Lin said, "You don't need to worry about that idiot in English class, so she won't delay you."

"Do you want him to talk nonsense?" Gu Lin glanced at him.

"I don't care anymore, I'm used to it." Li Shu paused, hooking the corners of his mouth into an indifferent smile.

"I'm all away. Anyway, after I graduate from university, it won't matter at all. Now they are two ATMs in my eyes. I am a trouble in their eyes." Li Shu sneered Turn your head away.

Gu Lin grabbed his arm and hugged him in his arms: "From now on, I will live with Brother Lin, and when I have a good day--"

"It's the end." Li Shu took the words smoothly.

"In the end, your sister." Gu Lin scolded with a smile.

Li Shu, whose parents do not love his mother, is finally free, because his parents divorced a few days ago, and his home was occupied because it is in the urban planning area.

His wonderful parents divorced and happily remarried the next day, leaving him alone and homeless in embarrassment.

Although he has always held a dispensable attitude towards the concept of "home", when he said that he wanted to live by himself, the expressions of relief on the two people's expressions made him feel pain like a needle in his heart when he thought about it now.

He and Gu Lin were young, and Gu's father and mother saw him grow up and treated him like their own son, so they immediately offered to let him live in their own house. Li's father and Li's mother were even happier, and promised to give Gu's family Li Shu's living expenses every month After disappearing without a trace, Li Shu had no choice but to go to the Gu family and start living together with Gu Lin.

"Going to eat lamb chops later? I heard that there is a new one on South Street that is good. I'll treat you." Gu Lin tried to divert Li Shu's attention so that he wouldn't keep thinking about these unhappy things.

"I must go for your treat, lamb chops, I can't stop my haha." Li Shu laughed.

"Then don't stop, eat enough in a while." Gu Lin raised his hand to stop a taxi, and the two got in the car and went straight to the lamb chops shop.

The author has something to say: a fresh potato, I hope everyone enjoys watching it!