I finally waited until he was rich [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 71

After Li Jingxing returned to his yard, he went straight to the pigsty. At this time, the pigs in the pigsty had just completed CD, and everyone's little brothers had grown back.But it was not a good thing for Li Jingxing, because he originally planned to investigate the black and white pair who was dropped by the eunuch first.

Fortunately, there are not many black and white matches, only two, three, four...

Li Jingxing thought it was his eyes that were dazzled, so he rubbed his eyes and found that all the pigs in the pigsty had lost their color, they were all black and white.

Xiaoqianqian: Ah, big brother, I forgot to tell you that every seven days, except for the end of the little brother’s CD, the color of these pigs will also change randomly.

Li Jingxing: Oh my god, you're only telling me such an important matter now, you think you're a pimple, jump up and down!

Xiaoqianqian: Boss, character design!Pay attention to the persona!Let's be classy!

Li Jingxing took a deep breath: Elegant?Can Yaya find the hero?Could it be that if I yell at the male lead, you are rough on me, and he will come out if I want to form a CP with you?

Xiaoqianqian: I don’t know, try it!

The corner of Li Jingxing's mouth twitched, and he said to the pigsty, "The male lead, come out to me quickly, I want to form a CP with you, the kind of double cultivation that doesn't need CD!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the black and white partners who were still feeding froze, and then rushed towards Li Jingxing.

Li Jingxing: EXM?what's the situation?

Xiaoqianqian: Ah, big brother, I forgot to tell you, these pigs can understand human language.

Li Jingxing: Get out, roll the ball for me!

Xiaoqianqian: To order~

Li Jingxing thought for a while, walked up to the pig closest to him, and then aimed at his little brother with the chivalrous skill of probing the dragon's claws, and made a preliminary assessment: low-grade.Then I gave the pig away, so as not to make a mistake later.

Then he walked up to the next pig and used Li Goudan's famous stunt monkey to steal peaches. Initial assessment: inferior.Seeing that it was about to be castrated, the pig moaned and moaned for a long time, Li Jingxing watched the pig squawk, waited for the pig to finish squawking, and then neatly castrated the pig.

Then the next one, and the next...

until the last pig.

This pig is different from other pigs. It sits on the ground with its buttocks on the ground, with one trotter on the ground and one trotter covering the crotch. Of course, this is an ideal movement, as long as the four short legs of the pig can cover anything ah?The hoof propped behind was weak, and he fell to the ground without paying attention.

Li Jingxing: Such a stupid pig must not be the hero.

Little Qianqian: Wow!Boss, it is the hero!

Li Jingxing: ... I don't want to hear it.

Li Jing walked up to the pig and stuffed a lot of transformation pills into his mouth, and then there was a loud noise in the sky, it was impossible, anyway, the pig started to glow all over, and then turned into a naked boy .But this young man has a bad face, as if someone owes him [-] million.

"It looks good." Li Jingxing nodded, his eyes extended from the boy's chest to his abdomen, and finally to his little brother, "It's a pity that it's not big enough."

Xiaoqianqian: Sponge can absorb water and congest blood, you don’t have to be afraid, big brother!

Li Jingxing: If you are such a foul demon king, wouldn't the Lord God take you back to be remade?Didn't your ex-ex-ex-host intend to report you?

Little Qianqian: No!They are more sloppy than me, I learned from them!

Li Jingxing: Shut up, you!

The boy didn't shy away either, got up from the ground, folded his arms and stared at Li Jingxing: "What do you want?"

"I don't want to do it now, I just want you to enter Mahayana quickly."

The level of cultivating immortals is very careful, copying the predecessors, such as Qi training, foundation building, Jindan, Yuanying, and Mahayana.

"No! I don't want to go to the West to learn scriptures! I won't do it!" the boy said violently.

Li Jingxing was a little confused: "What does this have to do with learning Buddhist scriptures from the West?"

Xiaoqianqian: Boss, Monk Tang seems to have learned the Hinayana Dharma back then, and was then enlightened by the Bodhisattva to go to the Western Paradise to seek the Mahayana Dharma.

Li Jingxing;... Then don't use such an easily confusing name as your realm for cultivating immortals!

"If you want to go, it's impossible for me to agree." With a wave of Li Jingxing's sleeves, the young man's body was covered with a layer of mist, and when the mist dissipated, the young man put on a plain brocade robe. "I'm talking about the realm of Mahayana, achieving transcendence from all dharmas, and being on the same level as the sky."

"I'm not the Monkey King either! I'm not a monkey!"

"Damn it, it's really hard to communicate..." Li Jingxing covered his face, "Forget it, you come with me to cultivate immortals. From now on, you must practice hard, so that you can defeat the body and become yourself."

"Why do I want to listen to you? Why do I have to beat me to be upright! I will still be upright when I get back up!"

"Don't talk about Lao Tzu one by one, Confucius almost cried when he heard that."

"Fuck! What do you want from me! I don't have time to waste time with you!"

"Why, do you want God to control your [-] navy boy or something?" Li Jing walked up to him, took his hand and walked out of the pigsty.

"Let go of my hand!"

"Don't let him go." Li Jingxing turned his head to look at him, "I won't let you go, what can you do?"

"Old man..." The young man's tone weakened a little under the stare of Li Jingxing, and his ears gradually turned red.He hadn't been held hands since his incarnation.

"Be good." Li Jingxing raised his hand and stroked his head, "What's your name?"

"Lao, my name is Hantanyue."

"Cold Lake Moon?"

Hantanyue smacked her lips: "It's not that evil pen. I sat in the cold pool that day and separated Laozi. It happened to be the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, and then I became Hantanyue...you can laugh if you want!"

"How about I change your name?" Without waiting for Han Tanyue's answer, he said, "I will eventually transform you into a human body. Even so, how about calling me Li Handu?"

"Li Handu? Why is my surname Li?" Li Handu said.

"Because my surname is Li, and you were transformed into a human body by me, of course you should follow me to believe!" Li Jingxing said seriously, "Why, you don't want to?"

"...I don't have any."

"Don't talk about Lao Tzu in the future, isn't it easy to know?" Li Jingxing pulled him into the room, stretched his sleeves to loosen the clothes on Li Handu's body, and when he regained consciousness, Li Handu stood naked in front of Li Jingxing again.

"What are you doing?" Li Handu raised his eyebrows and looked at Li Jingxing.

"I'll check your bones, come here." Li Jingxing waved to Li Handu.

Xiaoqianqian: My day, where do you need to take off your clothes to check the root bones, boss, you are deceiving the children!Everyone will learn bad!

Li Jingxing: Roll the ball!

"Oh." Li Handu walked up to Li Jingxing, "And then?"

Li Jingxing put one hand on Li Handu's shoulder, leaned over to lean on his ear and said, "Of course, how about checking the next bone~"

Li Jingxing: Who the hell is controlling me outside, I don't think about these things... Immortal cultivators are playing fart, which is against the common sense of immortal cultivators.

Small money; this is one of the punishments given by the Lord God, and there are two more in the back, big brother, come on!Do it daddy!

Li Jingxing: ...Fuck.

Li Handu asked: "How to check?" Apart from knowing that he is an incarnation, he is a blank slate, so he is not very clear about many things.

"It has to be checked in this way." Li Jingxing took off his robes, and the two looked at each other sincerely, then reached out and grabbed the younger brother, "People with good aptitude are usually stronger here."

Li Jingxing; Ahhh!Lao Tzu's tender hands! ! !

Xiaoqianqian: Boss, how many times have I told you that you are ruined!Be reserved!Be classy!

Li Jingxing: Co-authoring is not your thing, of course you are fucking elegant!

Xiaoqianqian: Hey, I really don't know good people.

Jiaolong surged and shuttled within the thundercloud, and the wind and rain rushed to the shore.Waiting for the golden sun to break through the clouds, the sky and the earth will be clear for a while, and the clear sky will be blue and cloudy, and the sea will be flat.

Li Jingxing lay on Li Handu's body, and the beating heartbeat could be heard in his ears.Li Handu was so tired that he fell asleep, and the sound of his gentle breathing lingered in the quiet room.

Li Jingxing got up from Li Handu's body, but there was no trace left on his body. Just kidding, a cultivator is not afraid of swords, cats and dogs, let alone... a pig.

However, Li Handu's appearance is not bad, even if he is an incarnation, he is also very good-looking.However, the appearance of a cultivator can be changed at will, who knows what he looks like?However, generally speaking, the protagonist is the one with the best looks. After all, not many people are willing to watch it if they are ugly.

He also found out that Li Handu's way of greatly increasing his power is very strange, that is, he needs to have sex with other people.Of course, it is impossible for him to endure humiliation and do such a thing.After all, his messing with Li Handu's idiot was all caused by the Lord God's punishment.

Could it be that giving Li Handu a sow would allow him to be promoted to Mahayana quickly?Wait, in that case, what the hell is messing with Li Handu with him?There is no way, now it seems that he can only follow the steps.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Li Jingxing cast a spell to dress himself and Li Handu, and then went to open the door.As soon as the door was opened, a woman wearing a disciple's robe was seen at the door.

"Are you Senior Brother Li Jingli?" the woman said.

Li Jingxing nodded: "That's right, what do you want from me?"

"How about double cultivation with me?"

Li Jingxing: "Huh?"

Small money money; big brother!boss!This guy, this guy is the hero! ! !

Li Jingxing: When did the fashionable women's wear go out?Is it because the rivers and lakes are too floating, or am I too closed to work behind closed doors?

"Then, then what..." Li Jingxing said, "Junior Sister, please calm down first. The matter is very important, so why don't you let Brother Wei think about it?"

"Naturally." The woman nodded, "Well, can I go in and wait for your reply? It might be inappropriate to stand outside."

Li Jingxing: It's not appropriate to stand outside, but it's appropriate to practice double cultivation with one mouthful?Whose tutor is this child?How rude!

Li Handu sneezed unexpectedly.

Thinking that Li Handu was still in his room, Li Jingxing declined politely; "This...is not appropriate."

"What's wrong with this? Is there anyone else in the room?" The woman frowned slightly, then looked into the room.The next moment, I saw a line of blood oozing from the woman's neck, and then her head fell to the ground with a grunt.