humorous

Chapter 1

"Humor" Author: Lang Shan

Life is not free, death is not free

Copywriter:

【Chen Shen X Noon】

This should have been a short story.

But I can't see the end in the long time, and I can't wait for the ending.

In the 13th century, I was on Xuegeng.

Waiting for a day and night torrential rain to pour down and drown me

01

In the 13th century, I was on Xuegeng.A planet similar in size to the ancient Earth, the long nights of winter are especially difficult here, but it was a difficult century for the pioneer generation.In this century, no one knows what is the suffering that nature imposes on the body. There is no wind, frost and cold, and there is no severe winter and heat. Only the constant emptiness and meaninglessness are eating away at us.

The atmospheric temperature is set at 26°C by the system today, which is a beautiful and sunny day.I looked out, and the clusters of small white flowers on the apple tree were very attractive.My heart moved, and taking advantage of the time when old James turned around, Maoyao slipped out through the back door.

Precise timing, textbook-like bending angle, perfect——unfortunately, the action failed.I was caught by the first-generation robot patrolling in the corridor on the third floor.But fortunately, the first-generation program is simple, not very intelligent - for example, he can't deduct my moral points, and only has the initial skill of talking.The first generation didn't expose me, just chattered like an old girl with a bad mouth: "Chen Shen, please go back to class. Chen Shen, please go back to class..."

I got a headache from being nagged by him, but I didn't dare to attract the attention of those old-fashioned people, so I couldn't get rid of him.Logically speaking, it shouldn't be. The first generation is notoriously artificially retarded. There were once a group of first-generation service robots who rolled into the swimming pool one by one when they were delivering drinks to students in swimming lessons. They were so stupid that they jumped into the sea with that group. The lemmings in the school fought so hard that the school spent an afternoon hunting for them, and then they simply let them patrol the school, as a silly mascot.My intuition tells me that it is impossible for the first generation to be so sharp. Did the school specially upgrade the system for them?I glanced back, he was still following me, Mumu's eyes were faintly bright.For no reason, a cold feeling came to my heart. Before I could think about it, Old James' voice came out of his mouth: "Chen Shen! Don't try to pass my history class!"

I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, collected myself, and answered him as usual: "Don't bother you, I have perfect marks in theory and practice, and I am still an excellent graduate."

It's time for old James to jump again. He always said that we are the "beat generation", as if Xue Geng's future is about to be ruined in our hands.He especially dislikes me, because I am not talented, and I can be called a leader in the world of "ignorance and skill".I imitated his tone and said these five words, but I didn't figure out any special meaning, I just thought it was funny.The worst generation, the beat generation, the reckless recollection of their youth is frivolous and youthful, but as they grow older, after dozens of rounds of fumbling, they pick up their own. Put on a prudent and self-restraining air to suppress the new crop of young people who are emerging, and criticize them fiercely for being arrogant, hahaha.

"Skipping class violates school rules." The first generation stubbornly repeated, "Chen Shen, you should go back to class."

I was angry: "Are you annoying, go away."

It finally stopped following.

I walked out of the school, and in the distance, huge clouds were entrenched in the sky. In the blue sky, it was as abrupt as a puddle of spilled milk.The sun was covering my body, it was warm, as if I had rolled into a rabbit's nest, and soft fur kept rubbing against my face.

A little sleepy, I found a pleasing apple tree and sat down, planning to take a nap.The entire planet fell silent at this moment, and the clouds began to dissipate, blown into wisps of white silk by the wind, and disappearing into the sky.

I had a dream, it was foggy, I could only hear the misty sound of water, small and noisy discussions, and the wailing from my own mouth, like a dying beast.In a trance, an illusory figure floated in front of my eyes. He looked down at me with an expression almost pity.I huddled in the corner and clenched my fists, gasping for breath and sobbing uncontrollably.

A name was on my lips, but it dissipated the moment I yelled it out.I jerked violently, fully awake.

A man stood under the apple tree and looked at me for a long time, as if he had frozen there.I also stared at him in a daze. There was still a white light in front of my eyes, and this person was almost transparent under the sunlight.

It took me a long time to come back to my senses. The 26°C sun fell on him, and the beautiful emerald eyes were like spring water in a lake. I had a terrible intuition—it was him, it was him!

But I don't want to do anything.

I stood up and approached him.

I pretended not to see the tears falling on his chin, and smiled and reached out to him: "Hi, I'm Chen Shen."

02

He said he was noon.That's all, he refused to tell me his background, and I couldn't find any information about him.I don't care too much, but I have to be vigilant.

It has been a long time since Xuegeng's land reclamation has passed for a long time, but the battle between Xuegeng people and aliens has never stopped.Every Thursday morning news, the beautiful big sister is smiling, let us not forget the hardships of the century-old land reclamation, the blood shed by our ancestors, resist the invasion of aliens, and protect our homeland together.

I vaguely remember that about ten years ago, a town in the south was suddenly attacked. Although the army wiped out that group of aliens, some aliens also lurked.In that year, the global martial law investigated the "spies" among us. Everyone was in danger. In order to prove their identity, everyone began to sort out their network, do genetic testing, and hand in dozens of reports.

I almost suffered a lot that year. The officer with the big nose picked me up like a chicken, and glanced at me with a cigarette in his mouth: "This kind of bastard of unknown origin can do anything, lock him up Bar."

It was James standing in front of him, looking straight at him: "I picked up Chen Shen, he is fine."

I'm an orphan, I don't have any memories of before the age of six, I appeared out of thin air during the turmoil that year, even I didn't know whether I belonged to Xue Geng Xingxing or not, James picked me back.It was very windy and cold that day, and my face hurt from shaving. James led me home, and his hands were also terrifyingly strong, making my wrists turn red.I didn't dare to get angry at him, so I cautiously raised my head to look at him. He looked solemn and said to me in a low voice: "Remember clearly, your name will be Chen Shen from now on."

Now, when I look at Shiwu, it's as if I saw myself ten years ago.

I have a big balcony in my personal apartment with a hanging chair that Robb gave me two years ago, a hanging chair that looks like a bird's nest, and I remember laughing so hard when he brought it over However, when he walked in with this thing in his arms, he looked like an old hen anxious to hatch an egg.Now the bird's nest has become Shi Wu's favorite place to stay.Whenever I come back from class, I can see him snoozing in the sun with a fluffy pillow, as soft as a cat, so beautiful.

Before I got close, he opened his eyes vigilantly and stared at me for a few seconds.The eyes are super fierce, but my heart is so soft - my mother!Is he an angel lost in the world!Also too cute!

Seeing me now, Peacock has begun to feel heartbroken like old James: "Chen Shen, I heard that there was a word in the ancient earth called fandi, which is what you look like now."

I bared my teeth at him: "I am willing, I want you to talk nonsense."

Robb shook his head artificially behind him: "Hey! It's over, it's fallen!"

I poured a glass of milk for Shi Wu, he glanced at it but didn't answer it, it seems that he doesn't like to drink.Shi Wu's taste is very strange, so strange that he has no clear preference.He doesn't eat candy of any flavor, but he ate up my ice cream on the first day; he didn't eat poached eggs with boiled eggs, and he pointed to the scrambled eggs with tomatoes on the takeaway list and stared at me quietly; I think he should I like braised duck necks. How can anyone refuse the smell of duck necks, but he walked away after smelling them. Both the duck necks and I felt very hurt.

When I woke up after taking a nap, I was watching a documentary about a hundred years of land reclamation.The torrential rain fell from the sky day and night, and the surging flood flooded an ancient town.The footprints of aquatic plants are all over the waters where the ruins of civilization are hidden, and the sound of dripping water slowly trickles out, which sounds like a distant cry.

It was called the city of Erth, hundreds of years ago, there were not even any ruins left, and a new city rose up on it, as if it had never existed.

Shi Wu stared quietly at the water with his head tilted, his green eyes were motionless, but I felt that there was a deep nostalgia hidden in it, revealing an indescribable tenderness.I looked at him from behind him, and couldn't help but start to think wildly, maybe he is the remaining blood of the ancient earth, carrying the hope and future of mankind...

He let out a sigh in front of me, hugged his pillow, and lay back in the bird's nest.

Come on, it's almost as good as a cat.

03

Robb kept saying that he wanted to meet Shiwu, but I rejected it.He is narrow-minded. In the afternoon, the history of old James was tested in class. No matter how much I winked at him, he never looked at me again.I scratched my head in my seat, and was brought to the podium by old James, writing the answer under his nose.When I pulled the test paper and walked up, I heard Peacock laughing lowly, does he still have the face to laugh at me?His historical record is even worse than mine!

I can feel that every time I write a word, old James's brows will frown. In the end, the two eyebrows were completely knit together. I stopped writing and said I couldn't.

He sighed a long time, stood aside and asked me: "Excellent student, is there anything you don't know?"

My classmates stopped writing and looked up at me.peacock right hand