sinovels Chapter 15 Chapter 15
Chapter 15 Chapter 15
"The thing you wanted to tell me about Chunlai that day, could it be related to Luna?"
After seeing off Yu Guifu, Lu Zheng and Gu Yuxie came to the rose flower garden together. In front of them was the hybrid blue-striped rose self-cultivated by Yunyun Garden, but unfortunately it was still a flower bud.This is already the 10th flower bud that Gu Yuxie has cultivated. The first 9 have unfortunately died one after another before they bloomed. So far, they have not seen a full bloom.
Lu Zheng stared intently at the little blue-purple bud, imagining how it would turn into a flower. Suddenly, he retracted his cross-eyed eyes: "Hey, wait a minute, my brother won't really fall in love?"
Gu Yuxie took out the long lawn shears from the tin bucket full of fungicides and trimmed the surrounding low shrubs, and kicked Lu Zheng while moving, telling him to sit aside a little: "It's not Luna, it's President Yu."
"What! He likes Lao Yu?" Lu Zheng bounced himself up.
Gu Yuxie was about to die of anger: "Can you stop judging others, he is still a child!"
"What do you say……"
"I mean, Mr. Yu looks like Chunlai's mother, and Chunlai likes to stay with him."
"...Huh?" Lu Zheng gritted his teeth and thought about Lao Yu's appearance. Generally speaking, "male and female appearance" is probably a good-looking man, but if you say that Lao Yu looks like a woman... Lu Zheng scratched his teeth and imagined Lao Yu's face with pretty eyebrows, long hair and big red lips... The picture is so beautiful that he dare not think about it.
"What are you thinking! It's the mole at the corner of Mr. Yu's mouth, which is exactly the same as that of Chunlai's mother."
"I see!" Lu Zheng asked, "Then what are you going to do?"
"Chunlai doesn't have many friends, and his contact with the outside world is even more pitiful. It can make him approach some strangers proactively. I don't know if it will help him get out of this place."
Lu Zheng nodded: "You're right. Doesn't he have a friend named Erpang? Let's call them together on his birthday."
"Er Fatty can't come, I asked about it two days ago." Gu Yuxie got up to leave, then turned to Lu Zhengdao, "The flower you're staring at is sure to bloom today, why don't you wait and see? This is Yunyun's first self-fertile hybrid rose, and there is no such color in the province."
"It's so powerful! Then I have to wait!" Lu Zheng sat down again, and turned to ask him, "Why are you going?"
"A customer ordered more than 60 pots of measuring feet. I went to the cactus greenhouse to help the workers pack and deliver, and left." Gu Yuxie rubbed Lu Zheng's head with his hands, took out a small bottle of mosquito repellent from his pocket, and threw it to him. As if nothing had happened, he left with his trouser pockets.
The junction of the next-door orchard and Yunyun Garden is separated by a section of hedges and iron fences, and there are some waste brick walls of different heights in the middle, which are very dilapidated and artistic.
Chunlai and Erpang were looking at each other with tears in their eyes through the iron railing.
Er Fatty: "Chun Lai, I'm here to see you. My mother said Brother Xiao Yu invited me to your birthday party, but I can't go...I'm going to find my father."
Chunlai: "...Then, are you going to come to Yunyun today? The sixth master made cooked drunk crabs, which are delicious."
Er Pang shriveled his small mouth, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat dripping from his chubby face: "I can't come today either. Mom is picking watermelons. We have to leave after picking watermelons. She said that the orchard will be closed." I won’t come here anymore, because we are going to move.”
"Where are you going to move?" Chunlai asked.
Er Fatty: "Move to the city center, where you can live comfortably without spending money! Last time I saw my dad buy me snacks, they only cost 90 yuan, but the sister who collected the money gave my dad [-] yuan. Wow, no wonder people say that you can make money fast in the city."
Chunlai stared blankly at Erpang, wanted to say something, but then closed his mouth.Er Pang leaned against the iron fence, looking up at the blue sky.
"The clouds are so high and far away, when can we grow so tall, spring comes."
Chunlai looked at the saliva left by Er Fatty's mouth, thinking that he couldn't invite him to eat drunk crab tonight, suddenly felt very sad, turned his back and leaned against the iron railing, and wanted to cry.
A sticky thing was suddenly stuffed into the palm of Chunlai's hand behind his back.
"?"
Erpang pointed to the jelly in Chunlai's hand that still had his own saliva on it, and said, "My mother said it was made of my grandfather's old leather shoes, but these old leather shoes are delicious, so I'll give them to you. "
Chunlai didn't seem to dislike it at all, and moved, "Er Fatty...thank you."
Er Pang wiped his saliva: "Chun Lai... you should eat quickly, or I will regret it."
At this time, a loud sound came from nowhere: "Ga~~~"
Chunlai looked around and saw a little white goose behind Erpang.
"Ah, that's right! This is for you." Erpang pinched the little white goose's slender white neck, stuffed it into the crack of the iron fence, and handed it to Chunlai.
"Quack, quack, quack, quack, wow, wow!!!" The little white goose squeezed its face and stretched its neck and howled fiercely, its white fur fluttering, its orange claws crackling and kicking, and it finally pushed itself away from the railing out.
Chunlai hugged the little white goose into his arms, but the little goose was still squawking, Chunlai asked Erpang, "What kind of duck is this?"
Erpang crossed his arms and was proud: "This is not a duck! This is a goose! My birthday present to you!"
Chunlai carefully touched the snow-white goose feathers on the little goose's back: "Then what's his name?"
"Gah!" The little white goose stretched its neck and replied.
Er Fatty's hand stretched out from the iron fence and pressed the goose's head down: "Shh! Be gentle! Your name is not Ga! You are Donald Duck's younger brother, your name is Donald!"
"..." Chunlai hugged Donald, reluctantly accepting the name.
Chunlai held the little white goose under his armpit, tore open the jelly package, took a bite, and shouted with wide eyes, "Wow, your grandpa's old leather shoes are delicious!"
"That's not!"
Chunlai tasted the grape flavor of the smooth glutinous jelly in his mouth, and quickly raised his head to Erpang, pointed to a direction by the orchard wall, and said, "Can you help me go there, right there! Pick a bunch of grapes?"
After a while, the joyful cry of Chunlai came from the garden:
"Lu Zheng, Lu Zheng! There are grapes to eat!"
Listening to the sound coming from the wind, Lu Zheng poked his head out of the pile of buds and looked at the roadside. Chun Lai was rushing towards the flower field with a bunch of round and big purple grapes in one hand and a little white goose in the other.
"Ouch, kid!" Lu Zheng stood up happily to meet him.
Chunlai stood far away and shouted: "Look, your favorite grapes!" He held the grapes in his chest and couldn't wait to show it to Lu Zheng. The neck snatched the bunch of grapes out of his hand in one gulp with a thunderous "baji". When Chunlai panicked, he jumped out of Chunlai's arms, and "snapped" with the bunch of grapes in his mouth. Then he ran wildly into the flower field, ruining the large cut flower beds cultivated by Gu Yuxie.
"Hey! Donald! My grapes!"
Chunlai paid for the grapes and broke the goose empty-handed, so anxious that he was about to cry, so he had to chase after him while shouting, dragging Lu Zheng all the way and chasing the little white goose all over the garden.
"Damn it! Who is this buddy! Why..." Lu Zheng led Chunlai to run all the way out of breath, "Phew...how come he has a name! How did you get it!"
"Er Fatty, Er Fatty gave it to me!" Chunlai's voice was close to roaring, "Lu Zheng, don't stop, chase after me!"
"That's right, I almost lost my slippers," Lu Zheng let go of Chunlai's hand and ran wildly alone. He had almost caught up with Donald, and just about to fly, who knew that the kid actually showed Lu Zheng an infuriating trick. His unique skill - this guy can fly!
Lu Zheng staggered in the muddy flower field for several times, his head was covered with all kinds of crushed flower petals, he was made into a mess, and he was so angry that he threatened to let Liu Ye stew this little gosling into an old man tonight. Goose soup will not work.
Unexpectedly, the little white goose was quite obedient, so it really delivered to Liu Ye's door.
At the moment, Liu Ye and Gu Yuxie were helping the workers in the cactus shed to pack a few thieves' high measuring rulers, when they could hear Lu Zheng and Chunlai's screaming from outside.
"What are these two boys doing?" Sixth Master asked.
"I don't know, it won't stop for a day, Mr. Liu, be careful if you stab your hand." Gu Yuxie touched the soil in the shed, and the gap between his eyebrows never loosened. He said to Mr. Liu, "The quality of the soil is getting worse and worse. Let them add another layer of farm manure and compost."
Master Liu nodded and asked, "You told me about Lu Zheng's proposal the other day, how did you think about it?"
Gu Yuxie immersed himself in helping the workers cut the packing belts, and asked in a deep voice, "Do you know why he came to Yunyun, should we trust him?"
Sixth Master: "The more you are unwilling to believe him intellectually, but you just can't help but want to believe him...isn't it?"
Gu Yuxie lowered his head and remained silent, Liu Ye didn't know if this was a tacit consent.
The workers were working in full swing in the shed, when suddenly, from some corner, there was a weak voice——
"Gah-"
Gu Yuxie frowned: "?"
"Did you hear anything?" Sixth Master asked.
The workers nodded and said, "I heard it, I heard it, where are you..."
Gu Yuxie put his finger in front of his lips, and everyone fell silent, holding their breath and looking around.
By the door of the shed, a little white goose swaggered in with a bunch of grape branches that had fallen off. Its white fur was already stained with gray paint, and there were still a few shriveled grapes on its flippers. , a ring of fine flower vines hung tattered around his neck, as if he had come in to beg for food
"Fuck me, where did the goose come from?" The workers shouted at one another.
The little white goose and a dozen pairs of eyes looked at each other, probably never seen so many monsters holding scissors, they were so frightened that they yelled loudly and threw the grape branches away, flapping their wings and heading towards the greenhouse. Li ran away without hesitation.
"Hurry up, hurry up!"
"I come!"
"Gah~~~"
Everyone dropped their work and rushed forward, chasing wildly, with white hair flying everywhere, crushed and knocked over all the way, and smashed to the sky and the ground. The little white goose couldn't fly high in the shed. He hit his head frequently and fell off. After flying a few times, he became dizzy and completely confused. He was chased by a group of people and drilled into a place full of cactuses.
Lu Zheng finally chased him into the shed, sweating profusely. Seeing that it was a mess, he yelled, "Don't move, let me clean up this goose!"
The crowd was stunned by Lu Zheng's yelling, and they stopped their hands one after another, and moved sideways to make room for the little beast to be caught by Lu Zheng.
Lu Zheng rushed in without saying a word, and threw himself on the spot in the direction of the little white goose.
But at this moment, Gu Yuxie was heard shouting: "Be careful!"
Seeing that the little white goose was not just waiting to be caught, it flapped its wings and flew away, and brought down the first pot in the row of measuring rulers that had just come out of the pot next to it and was waiting to be packed, so one pot after another was filled with dominoes. It fell down one after another, and several trees had been broken.
Gu Yuxie felt sorry for the plants, so she hurriedly rushed to the little goose, surrounded by Lu Zheng one by one, and finally grabbed the little white goose by its wings, lifted it up, and hugged it in her arms.
"Still running!"
The little white goose, who was addicted to fleeing famine all the way, was still thumping in Gu Yuxie's chest. At this moment, Chunlai came running in, crying and howling, "Don't! Don't cook it!"
Gu Yuxie: "Who wants to cook it?"
Before Lu Zheng could turn around and explain, Chunlai had already swooped down to snatch back the little white goose, but he bumped into Lu Zheng's back, and Lu Zheng fell and pushed Gu Yuxie...
Gu Yuxie didn't stand firmly on his feet and fell backwards. The little white goose took off his hand, and Chunlai got up and held it in his arms like a pile of gold, but Gu Yuxie sat backwards , and fell on a large spherical plant on the sandy soil cultivated behind.
Everyone was shocked!
Lu Zheng became impatient, afraid that Gu Yuxie would also be turned into a green-haired hedgehog by the cactus, so he immediately hugged him up: "Are you okay!"
Gu Yuxie kept silent, frowned and shook his head at him, but Lu Zheng found that the large piece of euphorbia had been crushed to the skin. He touched it with his hand and found that Gu Yuxie's pants were stained. Wet slime.
Lu Zheng took a closer look - his hands and Gu Yuxie's pants were covered with milky white juice.
"Fuck, what is this!" Lu Zheng asked.
Sixth Master broke through the chaotic crowd and rushed over, his face immediately changed, and he hurriedly shouted incoherently in a high-pitched voice: "Oh, hurry up, Lu Zheng, hurry up and go back with Xiaoyu, this thing is crushed, its juice is poisonous !"
Lu Zheng turned pale with fright, his face turned pale with fright, and ran out without saying a word, carrying Gu Yuxie on his back.
Gu Yuxie bumped on Lu Zheng's shoulders, and the only thing he could hear was Lu Zheng's terrified panting in the sound of the wind blowing past his ears.
Lu Zheng probably thought that the white venom could seal the throat with blood and kill people within seven steps. He was so anxious that he was about to explode. He said angrily: "You, you, you are still laughing! Call an ambulance!"
Gu Yuxie put his arms around Lu Zheng's neck and asked him, "Are you so nervous? Afraid of my death?"
Lu Zheng was about to go crazy, he spread his legs and ran straight to the door, panting, "Fuck, Brother Yu, please... please, can you stop joking? Are you uncomfortable?"
He suddenly remembered that the venom in some martial arts novels would make people psychedelic when touched, he turned his head and glanced at Gu Yuxie's half-smiling eyes——fuck, that's right!That's it!There is coquettishness in the psychedelic, and cute and pitiful in the hesitation to speak, it is unmistakable, he must have been poisoned into his bones and blood, and he is about to start messing around! ! !
Lu Zheng couldn't help lamenting, why the hell he hasn't confessed his love by this time, people are going to die, love is going to end without a problem, rounding up the world is going to be the fucking end!Is artificial respiration useful at this time? By the way, is it okay to suck out the venom? This is always shown on TV, yes, yes, suck it out, suck... Wait, where did the poisonous juice come from? with -
Fart... ass...?
Lu Zheng turned his back and hugged the part in his hands behind him, it was wet, it was his butt, that's right...
What did I think of just now, sucking... What are you sucking...
No, no, suck the poison on your butt?This, this is not very good... No, what happened to the butt?It's a matter of life and death, you can suck your wrists, neck and lips, but why not suck your butt!
Lu happened to be distressed...
At this time, Gu Yuxie patted Lu Zheng's shoulder, but Lu Zheng was still running and immersed in the plot he had imagined, completely unresponsive.Gu Yuxie pulled his elbow, and grabbed Lu Zhengdao like reining in a horse on a cliff: "Stop, stop, don't run out! Go back."
"Ah?" Lu Zheng stopped, "What did you say?"
Gu Yuxie turned Lu Zheng's head to the other side, pointed in the direction of Xiaobailou and said, "I said, go back to the room!"
"But, but you... fart... ass..." Lu Zheng said with thought, blushing all over his face.
Gu Yuxie rubbed his feet hanging in his arms, signaling Lu Zheng to listen to her.Lu Zheng had no choice but to turn around and walk towards Xiaobailou. He asked, "What the hell is that little green pumpkin!"
"Master Liu is teasing you, this thing can't kill anyone."
"what?!
"It's a cloth ball. The juice is indeed allergic. I've touched it on my hands before, and my skin is very sensitive to it. Last time I went to the hospital for an injection."
"so serious!"
"It's okay, I went to prepare a special medicine later, just wipe it off and rest for two days."
Lu Zheng drooped his head for some reason, and let out an "oh" in disappointment.
Gu Yuxie asked: "What's the matter with you, you seem a little disappointed to hear that it's not serious."
"Ah? No, no, I am, I just got anxious just now, I didn't expect you to have a lot of offensive weapons, and you really have biochemical weapons..."
Well, there's no need to suck that, Lu Zheng glanced at the charming sunset in the depths of the garden, and forced a smile with the corners of his mouth grinning, which was uglier than crying.
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