HP When Harry is a Genius

Chapter 120

Hermione dragged Harry and Ron into the hole of the fat lady's portrait as if fleeing for their lives.

There were not many people in the common room, everyone had fallen asleep, and the fire was burning.They sat down by the fireplace, and Crookshanks, who had relocated to the Gryffindor bedroom, jumped from the top of the cupboard by the fireplace onto Hermione's lap.

"Huh—" Hermione stroked Crookshanks' long ginger-yellow hair with lingering fear, and said after taking a deep breath, "I don't think Malfoy will be stupid enough to follow in, I want to suggest that the fat lady change her password. For the next week, we will all keep our distance from Malfoy."

Ron shook the camera in his hand, and said triumphantly, "I'm not afraid of him, let him come here! I have something to do with him now."

"Why keep your distance? I don't!" Harry protested.

Hermione turned around and stared at the blushing and dizzy Harry, frowning displeasedly: "How much wine have you had?"

Harry burped: "Not much."

Hermione's tan eyebrows were frowning as she stood up with Crookshanks in her arms, and went to rummaging in her cupboard in the common room.

"Look at you drunk," Ron said to Harry admiringly. "Where did you get the drink? Lupine's?"

Harry replied with a smile: "Three broom bars."

"What?!" Ron and Hermione who came back with a small brown bottle said in unison.

Ron looked around nervously, and whispered excitedly: "You went to Hogsmeade? How did you get there?"

"Have you learned to Apparate? But Hogwarts can't use Apparation." Hermione said in amazement, and she poured the medicine in the small bottle into Harry's mouth.

"What is this?" Ron pinched his nose in disgust.

"Hangover decoction, the recipe I saw in the notes of an ancient book in the library." Hermione replied, "I have done experiments on mice, and it is very effective."

"Why do you mix all kinds of messy soups and medicines." Ron muttered like complaining.

However, although Hermione's hangover decoction tasted pungent, a bit like mustard mixed with chicken feces, the effect was indeed immediate.

Harry coughed from the weird hangover soup, and instantly sobered up.

Sober, Harry lowered his voice so as not to be heard by other students, and then told Ron and Hermione in detail about the Marauder's Map.

"How come Fred and George never gave it to me!" said Ron, furious. "I'm their brother!"

"But Harry won't take it for long!" said Hermione, as if the idea was ridiculous. "He'll give the map to Professor McGonagall, won't he, Harry?"

"No, I won't!" said Harry.

"Are you crazy?" said Ron, glaring at Hermione, "handing over such a good thing?"

"If I did, I'd have to say where I got it. Filch would know Fred and George got it," said Harry.

"But it's against school rules!" Hermione said through gritted teeth.

"Come on, Hermione. Then don't borrow Harry's invisibility cloak to go to the restricted area. Speaking of the invisibility cloak, Dumbledore handed it to Harry the most for breaking school rules!" Ron explain.

"But it was Harry's father's relic," Hermione insisted.

"So is the Marauder's Map," said Harry. He took out the Marauder's Map, pointed lightly with his wand, and said, "I solemnly swear that I have done nothing wrong!" He pointed to the maker's name written in green ink on it and said to his little friend, "Moonface, this is Lupine. Padfoot, this is Sirius. This prong is my dad. As for this Wormtail—" Harry frowned in disgust.

"It's Scabbers." Ron said in disgust.

Crookshanks let out a vicious "meow".

Ron pointed at it in amazement: "This cat is really weird! It can really understand our words!" He hugged Crookshanks on his lap, turned over and studied the ginger-colored big-faced cat carefully Secondary sex characteristics: "It's a male cat, and it seems quite capable."

Ron put Crookshanks back into Hermione's arms, he suddenly smiled maliciously, and said in an extremely obscene tone: "Hermione, do you think Crookshanks who is so smart is also who? What about the wizard's Animagus? It lives in the girls' dormitory, on your bed. Then it must often see the girls in your dormitory changing clothes or something. A cat may not understand this, but like Crookshanks Smart cats are different. I can imagine Crookshanks lounging on your bed like a ginger blanket, and staring at you girls with the sinister eyes of intelligent beings..."

Crookshanks jumped up from Hermione's arms, and slashed at Ron viciously, with both of its front paws deeply sunk into Ron's arms.

Harry hastily pulled Crookshanks off Ron.

Ron held his arm scratched by Crookshanks and shouted, "I just said it's different from ordinary cats! It's extremely smart and can understand human speech!"

Rolling up his sleeves, he showed Harry and Hermione the wound - Crookshanks had slapped him hard, Ron's arm was bloody, the wound was bone deep.

"Ouch, ouch." Ron cried out in pain.

"Keep your voice down, don't disturb everyone's sleep!" Hermione slapped Ron's wound and rubbed it desperately, then bent down and gently held Crookshanks' face as if it had been crushed by a door, and kissed it : "Crookshanks used to be a pet raised by Harry's parents. Of course, it is different from ordinary house cats. We Crookshanks are intelligent magical animals! Unlike some people, who are so stupid that they are blind to human beings." identity!"

Crookshanks glared at Ron triumphantly with its big yellow bell-like eyes.

"Are you a devil? Am I not as good as a cat in your heart?" Ron said to Hermione angrily. He stretched out his injured arm to Harry accusingly, with an extremely aggrieved expression.

Looking at the bloody scratches on Ron's arm, Harry awkwardly placed the murderer Crookshanks back on Hermione's lap, and then cast a "heal quickly" healing spell on Ron's arm.Ron's arm recovered immediately.

"Okay, boys," said Hermione, hugging Crookshanks, "I agree with you to keep the Marauder's Map with you, but you are not allowed to go to Hogsmeade every other day. Otherwise, I must Tell Professor McGonagall."

Harry and Ron looked at each other knowingly, then nodded: "We promise."

"The prank is over!" Harry tapped the Marauder's Map with his wand and put it away.He looked at Ron, who had become a little gloomy because of the mention of Peter Pettigrew, and comforted him: "Be happy, buddy. I brought you a present."

"Candy from Honeydukes? We just ran out of what we bought a few days ago!" Ron and Hermione's eyes lit up.

The few remaining seniors in the common room had left by now, and Harry took all the candy out of the little lion locket.

Hermione looked at the piles and boxes of Honeydukes candy, and her jaw almost dropped: "Did you evacuate the whole store?"

Ron patted Hermione on the back knowledgeably and said, "Where is this? The Muggle snacks that Harry brought to my house during the first-year summer vacation are called the ocean."

"You bought cockroach balls? When I was seven, Fred gave me a sour lollipop that burned a hole right in my tongue. I remember my mother beating Fred with a broom. ' Ron looked thoughtfully at the tin bucket of cockroach balls. "If I tell Fred it's peanuts, do you think he'll take a bite of the cockroach ball?"

Harry patted Ron on the shoulder: "Half of these candies are for George and Fred, please go and wake them up and call them over. I also bought them the materials of Zuko's joke shop .”

Ron refused to move, and he said with a sad face, "It's fine to share half of the candy with them. I can guarantee that half of the stinky eggs and burp powder will be used by George and Frey for the ingredients in Zuko's shop." Virtue applies to us."

"Go! Be gentle, don't wake up the others, then everyone will know that I have a way to go to Hogsmeade in violation of school rules." Harry pushed him with a smile.

Ron reluctantly went, and came back shortly after, with the twins gleaming and gearing up.

Harry put the piles and boxes of Zonko's Joke Shop toys on the floor again, and Hermione, numb with astonishment, now held up Harry's lion cub locket to study it carefully.

"The Untraceable Stretching Curse, a kind of space magic." Harry explained to her, "It's troublesome, but it shouldn't be difficult for you to learn."

The twins opened those Zoko shop boxes, their expressions rippling as if they had entered heaven.

Harry took out the limited edition toy set of Jiajiajiu, and said solemnly: "This is recommended by the owner of Zuko's shop. After he heard that I have a pair of twins in my family, he strongly recommended me to buy it. .”

George put his arms around Harry's shoulders, pretending to cry and said, "I really didn't hurt you in vain, my good brother."

Fred unpacked a large handful of coconut sorbet and stuffed it into his mouth, and said happily, "You really have inherited our mantle, my good brother."

"Hey, your brother is here." Ron said dissatisfied.

"Who are you?" George looked at Ron in surprise.

"Do we know each other?" Fred asked blankly.

Ron was so angry that he grabbed a handful of wingworms and stuffed them down the twins' necks.

Chickens and dogs jump.

Harry and Hermione silently cast a Silencing Charm over the common room at the same time.

After drinking a lot of mixed wine, even though he drank Hermione's weird hangover soup, 13-year-old Harry still tossed and turned, had strange dreams, and his mouth was dry that night.

The next morning, he set fire to some of his wet sheets in annoyance.

Ron stared blankly at Harry's bed on fire, and then at Harry, who was furious, with a sudden realization expression.The two brothers put their arms around Harry's neck nicely, winked and said, "Don't be shy, little Harry, everyone has this step, it means you have become a real man, I-"

Harry pushed Ron away angrily, and strode out of the dormitory.

Of course he knew that everyone would have this step, but the problem was, he dreamed that he was pinning a man under him!man!

Most importantly, he dreamed from that man's perspective!

That is to say, he dreamed that he was a pitiful thin man, and then he was raped by Harry Potter, the great savior!

Pooh!

He Harry Potter is not a pervert!He is not a Narcissis.m patient!