sinovels Chapter 24 What kind of sand sculpture protagonist is this! 01
Chapter 24 What kind of sand sculpture protagonist is this! 01
The moonlight is like water, and the evening breeze is cool, Xie He wants to die.
"Who is this psychopath?"
[Host, it's you. 】
"Who is this bitch??"
[Host, it's you. 】
"Then this transvestite..."
[It's also you. 】
Xie He stood in front of the mirror. In the mirror, the person in the mirror had gold hairpins and jade buttons, willow brows and red lips, and smooth and pink cheeks, like ripe peaches in July, and more like a pair of bright red buttocks.
Xie He was so shaken that he wanted to vomit...
With such a ridiculous outfit, Xie He has already guessed which book he has transmigrated into without systematic explanation. What kind of shit luck did he have to face such an anti-human world? ?
"...I request that this task be postponed, do other tasks first, and wait until the psychological quality has improved to the level of a fairy!"
[You only hold 3000 points, and the balance is not enough to open the permission. 】
Fuck you!Xie He's last chord called reason was also broken. He angrily pulled off the messy accessories on his head, and then wiped his face with his sleeve vigorously. After 5 minutes, he looked at the colorful toning in the mirror. Disk, crying.
Speaking of this book, it definitely ranks in the top three on the ranking list that Xie He least wants to read a second time, and it definitely ranks first on the world ranking list that he absolutely does not want to enter. The reason is that this is a woman superior to man. To the ancient world of operations.
To put it simply, women are as fierce as tigers, men are as weak as chickens, beautiful women are bullied by others, and beautiful men are ridden by others. There is no scumbag description in history. It is a purely fabricated fictional world. What's more, this world The main character is a sand sculpture.
If the protagonist had the temperament of Ji Yao, Xie He might be able to accept it after shutting himself in a small black room for three days and three nights... What a ghost!
[Host, there is a problem with the settings here. 】
Xie He's eyebrows jumped twice, and he moved his lips tremblingly: "What's the problem..."
[Normally, the world will create a body for you that is conducive to fulfilling your wishes. This is the world of female queens. It should have set up a female body for you, but the system has just been developed, and many functions are not perfect, including gender conversion. This one, so you are still a male body. 】
This is really great news!
Xie He heaved a sigh of relief, secretly thankful, and then slapped his little soul hard in his heart.
Happy with a little sweet dates?Why are you so careless? What kind of state is it to be satisfied if you can keep the man's body? ? ?
[Therefore, a male body that is convenient for communicating with the protagonist and has enough time to educate the protagonist, the system is set as the protagonist's colleague. 】
"Colleague?" Xie He murmured out these two words with the tip of his tongue, his eyes suddenly burst into intense panic after being in a trance.
impossible!He must be dreaming, Xie He thought vaguely, the colleague of the protagonist...?If Ji Yao found out, he would kill him!
He held his head in his hands, paced around in place, his eyes gradually became hollow, and his facial features gradually distorted. Just when his emotions were about to explode and he wanted to jump off the stairs to wake up, the system spoke hesitantly.
[Actually, some of the novels you read were written by the same author, and the protagonists in the books may use the same prototype. 】
Xie He didn't understand: "What does this mean...?"
Before he could finish his question, the door was suddenly opened a small crack.
Xie He was so scared that he shrank all over. At this moment, he was still holding his head, his hair was messy, his body was arched like a shrimp, and his posture was as hot as his eyes.
"Thanks... ah!!!"
By the way, there is also this 36-color palette on his head.
There was a hoarse scream from the door, followed by a thud, the door was bounced open, and a large human-shaped character lay in front of Xie He's eyes.
【what. 】
The system had no emotion but imitated howling.
[The protagonist is stunned by you. 】
Xie He was still standing: "?"
Xie He fell to the ground: "??!"
[Ding, the task is activated, keep the integrity of the protagonist Lian Xuexi, and stick to the 1V1 banner. 】
It's over, I'm sure it's not a dream!It's the emotional sand sculpture protagonist of his meow, that's right!
...
March night in Yangchun, Qimeng Tower.
Flying in snow clothes, slender and delicate, Qi Ling rushed from the front yard to the East Pavilion panting, under the bright moon and starry sky, this is what she saw at a glance.
The master is in a daze again. Since a week ago, the master who has always been looking for someone to accompany him suddenly likes to be alone for some reason. Qi Ling often sees him sitting alone on the stone bench in the yard in a daze. Putting the tea from warm to cold, but she never took a sip, Qi Ling couldn't help worrying whether her tea-making skills had declined, which made her master dissatisfied.
Walking all the way, his body was already a little hot, Qi Ling raised his sleeves to wipe the sweat from his forehead, but suddenly remembered that his master had taught him to behave well, so he quickly put down his sleeves, and wiped the sweat with a handkerchief instead.
The order from the front yard could not be delayed, Qi Ling walked quickly to the side of the master, subconsciously avoiding his eyes, he first waved his hand in front of the man with the habit he had developed recently, and waited until the man's eyes came back to focus. Open your mouth.
"Master, the Master Manager said that there are some distinguished guests coming upstairs tonight, and I want you to play a piece of music in the small garden."
Xie He's eyes flickered, and he asked awkwardly, "What honored guest?"
Qi Ling swept around, and after confirming that there was no one there, she bent down, half-covered her mouth and said, "It seems...it's some royal highness..."
The Xi Dynasty has a loose policy, and there are many literati, wealthy businessmen, or wealthy women who like to linger in the brothels annexed by Fengya, but most of the officials and eunuchs still despise such romantic places. It is only heard that the current six emperors often visit, but the six The princess likes women, Qi Ling never thought that she would run into her in Qimeng Tower today.
"Lian..." As if it was difficult to utter those three words, Xie Heqi said: "Lian... Lian Xuexi was also called?"
"Young Master Lian didn't want to go at first, but the manager personally called him to go. Didn't Young Master Lian suffer from... a serious illness a few days ago, but today I heard that it was the sixth princess who went up to the tower a few days ago to bring..."
"I see, let's go."
Xie He stood up, frowning tightly, and let out a rather heavy breath, as if he was about to walk towards the front yard. The inexplicable momentum in his body made Qi Ling feel a sense of going to the battlefield to die, and Qi Ling shook his head , to dispel unrealistic thoughts, and quickly reached out to stop Xie He.
"Master, don't you want to change your clothes? The sleeves of the clothes are covered with dew. I'm afraid it's not easy to see guests. Although the sixth princess is informal, the third princess just..."
After hearing Qi Ling's words, Xie He looked at himself belatedly, but it was just a little damp on his cuffs, if he bent down and pasted it to study, how could he see it.
[Host, do as the Romans do. 】
Xie He rubbed the center of his brows wearily, gave up and dealt with Qi Ling again, quickly went back to his room, changed his clothes, and walked towards the small garden full of music and music, not even hearing what Qi Ling said behind him.
Now Xie He doesn't have the mind to care about other things. All he is thinking about is the protagonist. According to the protagonist's urgency this time, he may not be allowed to go later. The protagonist has already experienced two stages of love and broken love.
Because the protagonist in this world is such a sand sculpture whose feelings and emotions are a hundred times richer than that of ordinary people. It is an exaggeration to say that when others take a breath, he may have experienced several ups and downs in life in his mind.
Such a sensitive person who doesn't know how to control his emotions, as the protagonist of the river crab article, is actually very good for the author, because he can always be abandoned, rescued, abandoned again, and rescued by the next one. The cyclical routines are glowing and glowing, so that readers don't feel that the author has no new ideas, forcibly dismantling and forcibly abusing them.
Because the protagonist of the emotional point max is to really see someone and love one, and whoever treats him better will stick out his tongue and follow him, and each of them will walk 180 points of heart, and the love will move the world.
However, this kind of poisonous protagonist will not go smoothly even if he closes his eyes and thinks about it. Whoever gets such a bad luck thing must be dumped by him!
This makes readers feel sorry for the protagonist forever, feel sorry for Gong [-], feel sorry for the protagonist, feel sorry for Gong [-], and click chapter after chapter...
Xie He: 'This author is really scary. '
By the way, I forgot to mention, in order to provide enough 'customers' for the protagonist, the protagonist's identity is the top brand of Qimenglou, the top poison, weak, good-looking, addictive, but a sand sculpture.
As for Xie He, as the protagonist's fate colleague, he also has a well-known status in Qimenglou, the number one monster.
Ugly, ugly, ugly, but talented.
The contrast can be said to be very stark.
Even after a week, Xie He still couldn't get used to the ancient clothes with bodice and loose hair, he stumbled when he walked, and always felt that the air was leaking from under the clothes.
He tugged at the complicated gauze dress on his body, shook the jingling silver pendant on his head, feeling sad, and wanted to commit suicide again.
【calm. 】The system said like a demon: 【If you die, you have to do it again. Restarting is very troublesome. I hope the host will not increase my workload. 】
Xie He mixed his left foot with his right foot, performing an ancient version of the flat ground throw.
"Yeah! Young Master, you... hiss!" Qi Ling said halfway with eager concern, and suddenly took it back, Xie He vaguely heard a gasp from behind, and then stopped talking.
"pain..."
Xie He stood up, his eyes were full of water, half of it was pain, the ancient pebbles were really hard, and half was anger, the system is really a devil, he is really unlucky.
But the man did not cry lightly. He blinked his eyes, and was about to stand up with the palm of his hand vigorously. Suddenly, a hand covered with thin calluses, clear bones, and a darker complexion appeared in front of him. It was very tough and rough. So Xie He shook it without any consideration, and raised his head to thank politely.
"Thank you bro..."
The handsome and domineering sword eyebrows, the broad and strong arms, coupled with the wild bronze skin without makeup, and the battle light armor that outlines the shape of the chest submissively, are extremely lethal and put everything in Xie He's heart The remaining sporadic flukes were obliterated to pieces.
"See the third princess." When Xie He was in a state of dementia, Qi Ling plopped on the ground behind her, begging for mercy, "Our young master has been physically uncoordinated since he was a child. Forgive me, spare our young master's life."
Xie He hesitated and asked: "System, is my servant calling me a dirty thing?" '
[He bows his head. 】
Xie He heard the sound and looked down at the ground where he fell. The original milky white stone was printed with several colors, two points of green, two points of red and two points of yellow, which can basically be pieced together to form an abstract human face.
Well, it really is.
The author has something to say:
Gong is the same, everything in this world is very sandy, if you can't stand it, you can retch as appropriate, and then scold the protagonists, don't be promoted to the author.
The voice of the empress is one or two [I don’t want to admit that there are not many people who care about me]
The little star will write in the next world, or the next world.
Finally, both Gong and Shou are very suave, pay attention to my copywriting, Gong may not be so offensive, I like beautiful boys to fall in love, to put it simply, if you see a character described in the article with similar words such as domineering, stern and heroic, it’s all right , this person is definitely not an attacker!
Why!See that weak chicken over there who has nothing but beauty, this is the template for attacking.
However, even so, the attack will still be much higher than the receive!
Xie He: mmp
Hope to open the door to a new world for you~