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Where do I start, because it's really embarrassing to say it, it's too embarrassing.In fact, since the day Lord Pluto brought back that dirty little mud ball, my life has plummeted, and I have been suffering in purgatory every day.
The first task Master Hades entrusted to me was to bathe that little mud ball.God!I cried out in my heart, how can this be washed clean?Who would have thought that little kid was still looking at me with a wary face, I pretended to cough dryly, and asked him:
"What's your name?"
"Milo."
He answered by tugging at the hem of his clothes.God!I called again in my heart, is that still called clothes?I frowned, thankful my haircut concealed the movement.Originally, I didn't want to help him take off his clothes, but this little kid has a strong sense of self-protection, so he refused to take it off anyway.Later, I really had no choice but to uphold the spirit of "I don't go to hell, who goes to hell", took a deep breath, tore off his clothes with my own hands, and pressed him in the bathtub.
At first I only took my own body wash, then I looked at the loach-like Milo in the bathtub, then looked at the bottle of body wash in my hand, and simply brought the body wash shampoo of Ladamantis and Aiagos up.Without further ado, soap this little dirty boy first, otherwise it will only be a waste of bath liquid.
But this little kid really doesn't know what cooperation is. He jumped up and down in the bathtub with all his teeth and claws. I said, can you honestly let me take a bath for you?He glared at me and shook his head.Really, I am not as scary as Radamantis, so what?After he made such a fuss, my body was also wet, and it was still covered with jet-black soapy water. If I went to water the field, the farmer uncle would be very happy.
"enough!"
No matter how good-tempered I am, I can't stand such a toss. It took an hour to wash off a layer of dust for Milo. I finally couldn't bear it anymore and used the Stardust Puppet thread.God!I repented in my heart, I didn't intend to use the puppet line on such a young child, I really had no choice but to go nowhere.What made me feel even more nasty was that I actually had impure thoughts about Milo, who was crying in the bathtub with his limbs wide open.
This is definitely not my fault... Lord Hades, you have to be considerate of the difficulties of your subordinates...
With the Stardust puppet line, it is much easier to bathe the little kid. I use the fastest speed to wash the soap, body fluid, shampoo, and shampoo until I use up our three giants of the underworld. With the body wash and shampoo for three people, I can count Miro as a "water hibiscus".
"This is simply not a human job..."
I muttered something, only to realize that my whole body was already wet, sighed helplessly, wrapped Miro in a bath towel, and asked Lord Pandora for clothes.
Lady Pandora was taken aback for a moment, and looked at me suspiciously, so I had no choice but to tell her everything that happened, and at the end I added, I don't have children's clothes, I think you should have a way.Pandora looked at Milo in the bath towel, her eyes lit up immediately, she went up and kissed her left and right, and then said with a smile:
"Wait, I'll go find him clothes."
It was only later that I found out that the clothes Lord Pandora bought for Miro were all Lord Pluto's childhood.If I had known it earlier, I would not have gone to her, which made me not only afraid of hurting Milo, but also his clothes... It was a mouse-snatching weapon.
After Milo and I had changed our clothes, I said that I would take him to see Lord Pluto. This little brat was quite powerful, so he obediently let me lead him into Judega's hall immediately.Seeing the completely new Miro, Master Pluto said only one sentence:
"Minos, go down first."
I was so full of complaints that I had to salute and leave. I came out of Judega, found Radamantis and Aiagos, and spit out my complaints without stuttering for two hours before my mood improved.Unexpectedly, Aiagos not only did not sympathize, but also gloated and said:
"It's not bad that Lord Pluto didn't punish you to do coolies, but he used the stardust puppet thread to bathe the children."
"yes,"
Radamantis even chimed in:
"Do you think Mr. Pluto doesn't know? Besides, you used our body wash without saying hello first. It was a limited edition that I asked someone to buy last time."
"you……"
Filled with tears and speechless, I asked the heaven:
"Go and give that little brat a bath!"
Before Radamantis and Aiagos could answer, the small universe of Lord Pluto arrived unexpectedly:
"Minos, what did you just say?"
Radamantis and Aiagos clutched their stomachs and twisted and twisted on the ground. I turned my tongue and answered very fluently:
"I said it was my honor to bathe His Highness Miro."
Lord Pluto’s small universe left, Radamantis and Aiagos were hanging on the floor laughing like two coyotes, I kicked them both a few times and said:
"Laugh! What's so ridiculous! Don't think you can escape!"
Facts have proved that I said the wrong thing again, because as soon as the words fell, Lord Pandora rushed over and announced to us:
"I have a mission here and I need one of you to help. I may have to leave the underworld for a while. Who wants to go?"
"I go!"
Radamantis covered my mouth, but Aiagos took the initiative and took this fat job from Lord Pandora.Lord Pandora was very happy, handed the task briefing to Aiagos, turned around and left, and Radamantis let go of my mouth.
"You! You bully people!"
I was about to cry, originally I was closer to Pandora, I should have grabbed that task first, if it wasn't for Radamantis.
"I think this will minimize the casualties of the three of us."
Radamantis' serious analysis:
"Look, sacrificing one of you to make the two of us happy, or sacrificing the three of us, which one is more cost-effective?"
"you……"
I finally squatted on the ground with my head covered in tears, and Aiagos bid us farewell with a bundle:
"Brothers, I wish you good luck, I will dodge first!"
After a puff of smoke, the person disappeared, and Radamantis looked at the mirror and said to himself:
"Sure enough, I'm wise not to shave."
"you……"
I've run out of words, however, the lid on hell has only just been lifted.
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