sinovels Chapter 37 Chapter 37
Chapter 37 Chapter 37
Two fists are no match for four legs, let alone more than four legs.
In the end, the unruly boy Luo Guang succumbed to the campus bullying, holding his mobile phone, and went out to find Yu Xia for comfort.
Originally, Zhou Ya planned to wait for Luo Guang to finish washing himself before going to take a shower, but Zhao Lei took the clothes and went in first, so he could only wait.
Seeing Zhao Lei enter the toilet, Sun Yijun immediately came over and asked him excitedly, "Did you read Brother Duck's update?!"
Zhou Ya: "?"
Only then did he realize belatedly that Sun Yijun had told him just now that Brother Duck had updated it.
However, his whole eyes were attracted by "Xiao Lan", so that he ignored this.
At this time, Sun Yijun reminded him, and he reacted in shock, quickly took out his mobile phone, and said, "I haven't watched it yet!"
Sun Yijun excitedly said: "It's very exciting! Look!"
Sun Yijun was so excited that Zhou Ya couldn't help getting excited too.
With a surge of emotion, he clicked on the chapter that Brother Duck had just updated, and first glanced at the word count, two thousand words.
Zhou Ya: "..."
Why is it so short.
He comforted himself again, it's okay, it doesn't matter if it's short, as long as it's strong.
Then I glanced over ten lines at a glance, and quickly saw the end.
Zhou Ya: "..."
He turns off the phone screen.
He turned to Sun Yijun expressionlessly.
Sun Yijun asked him excitedly, "Isn't it exciting!"
Zhou Ya took a deep breath.
Say silently in your heart: "Murder is against the law, murder is against the law."
Exciting, how not exciting.
Brother Duck wrote the heroine to death, and she died tragically.
The total number of words is [-], and [-] of them are describing the tragic death of the heroine.
Zhou Ya likes the heroine so much!
It was written to death! ! !
Is Brother Duck trying to take revenge on the society? ! !
Finally, I wrote a sentence in the epilogue: "My son has gone to school, and I finally have time to update! Are you happy!"
Zhou Ya cursed secretly in her heart: "I like your mother."
Sun Yijun waited for a while, feeling that Zhou Ya's expression looked very dangerous, so he quietly moved the chair and walked over to his desk.
Zhou Ya just wanted to find something to vent. He looked left and right, looking for something suitable, when he heard the phone ring again, clicked on it, and saw a message from Gu Jianghe: "What's wrong?"
Zhou Ya waited for his news for a long time, and when it finally arrived, she was happy at first, and then a little unhappy. She typed and asked him, "Why did you take so long to come back? What did you do?"
Gu Jianghe smiled when he saw the news, and called Zhou Ya directly.
Zhou Ya picked up the phone and asked dryly, "Why are you calling?"
"Trouble typing," Gu Jianghe replied, and asked him with a smile, "What's the matter, I feel wronged, did you feel wronged at school?"
In fact, Zhou Ya showed his grievances unconsciously. Hearing Gu Jianghe's voice, he couldn't help but want to act like a baby.
As a result, it was dismantled.
So she couldn't help but blushed, and said angrily, "You are wronged!"
Gu Jianghe laughed, and the laughter came over the phone, a little mellow, and comforted him: "Well, I was wronged, I was wronged to death."
Zhou Ya knew that he was intentionally moving away from her, and the ears that were attached to the mobile phone seemed to be a little hot, so she couldn't help but move away, and then couldn't help leaning back, and reprimanded him in a low voice: "Don't flirt."
He glanced at Sun Yijun who was sneaking towards him curiously, cleared his throat, brought the topic back to the normal direction, and asked Gu Jianghe where he bought that bowl.
"You broke the bowl? You're afraid I'll be sad, so you plan to buy the same one to coax me?" Gu Jianghe teased.
"Am I stupid?" Zhou Ya's head was full of black lines, "I asked you specifically before buying, I'm afraid you don't know?"
"Who knows," Gu Jianghe said with a smile, "What if you just thought I would think so, so you asked against your psychology?"
Zhou Ya couldn't hold back, and quarreled with him again.
Then Gu Jianghe dragged the topic far away.
After Zhao Lei came out of the toilet, he realized that he was speechless.
Complaining to Gu Jianghe in a low voice: "Why are you talking so much?"
Gu Jianghe: "?"
Let me tell you something, you were the one who talked a lot just now, right?
He clicked his tongue and said, "Brother Ya, the villain should file a complaint first?"
Jacob pretended he didn't hear it.
Gu Jianghe said that he bought these tableware and so on in the boutiques in the town, and he didn't know if there were any more. He would take a look when he went to the town in a few days, and let him know if there were any. .
Zhou Ya hung up the phone and told Sun Yijun the exact words.
Sun Yijun: "Oh, thank you in advance, if you have one, help me buy a set."
He turned to Zhou Ya and said, "The other end of the phone just now is... your brother?"
There was some hesitation between words.
Zhou Ya didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, so she hummed and nodded.
Then I found that Snow White gave him a strange look.
He couldn't hold back, and said again: "He is very nice."
Snow White looked back at him again.
Zhou Ya: "?"
Is it my illusion?Why does Snow White always look at me?Am I a red apple?
Zhou Ya couldn't figure it out.
There was no one in the toilet, so he decisively picked up the toiletries and clothes and went in.
After taking a shower, I found that someone in the class group had mentioned a question, asking why the agreed timetable hadn't been released, and he would have fallen asleep if he didn't.
As soon as he said this, someone immediately sprayed him: "Fart! If you can fall asleep at this point, I will chop off your head and use it as a urinal for you!"
The person who spoke first: "?"
It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, and immediately started booing: "Sleep! Sleep now! If you can't sleep, I will send you melatonin! I will let you win this bet!"
Liu Rong was speechless: "I don't use the toilet, but use the urinal?"
Then Yu Xia, the teacher of Aite, the class monitor of Aite: "Are you there? Send out the class schedule."
As a result, Yu Xia and the teacher did not come out with Aite, but gave Luo Guang to Aite.
Luo Guang: "Oh, don't worry, isn't it just the class schedule? Wait, Brother Guang will send it to you."
Three seconds later, there was a blurry photo in the group.
Everyone: "..."
Liu Rong: "...can you see clearly?"
Sun Yijun: "@解决长余夏, Sister Xia has suffered for you."
Liu Rong: "@口委长余夏, Sister Xia has suffered for you."
Classmate A: "@口委长余夏, Sister Xia has suffered for you."
……
After a series of Aites, Yu Xia finally came out, sent a class schedule to the class group, and then sent a sentence: "Sorry, I was busy grading the test papers just now, so I forgot."
Everyone knows that the squad leader has gone to do voluntary labor, so he quickly replied that it's all right, you continue to be busy.
So I started to talk about other topics on my own, and the chat started.
Luo Guang disappeared after posting a messy photo.
It wasn't until nine o'clock that I stepped back.
When I came back, I was still holding a watermelon in my hand.
Sun Yijun was lying on the bed playing a game. When he heard the door opening, he glanced at it, and then immediately half-sit up from the bed. He was pleasantly surprised: "Brother Guang! You are finally back!"
Luo Guang laughed: "You look at the watermelon and call it Brother Guang? Is it called Brother Guang?"
Sun Yijun turned over and said, "It's all the same."
Then he asked Luo Guang: "Do you have a knife? How do you open it?"
"Fuck you, it's the same." Luo Guang scolded with a smile.
He went to the teacher's office to pick up Yu Xia, and took a piece of chocolate from Lao Ma by the way.
After coming out, there was still enough time, so I asked Yu Xia if she wanted to go out for a stroll.
Then I went to the fruit stand, bought a bag of strawberries, and bought two watermelons.
Just escorted Yu Xia and Xigua back to the dormitory, and came back with this one.
The journey was really quite long, even for such a strong boy, he was exhausted and out of breath.
Luo Guang put the watermelon on Sun Yijun's table, took a breath, and then walked to his bed, took out a fruit knife from his cabinet, raised his eyebrows and said, "I can buy watermelon without a knife?"
So the four of them gathered together, solemnly looking at the watermelon waiting to be cut on the table.
Holding a fruit knife, Luo Guang looked at the watermelon with great pain and said, "To celebrate our first night in dormitory 403..."
"Wait!" Sun Yijun interrupted, terrified, "What is the first night?!"
"Okay," Luo Guang quickly changed his words, "To celebrate our first meeting in dormitory 403, today, we will use the corpse of a watermelon as a sacrifice!"
Zhou Ya: "..."
Zhao Lei: "..."
Sun Yijun: "..."
Sun Yijun turned around and crawled on the bed: "Forget it, I won't eat."
Luo Guang quickly stopped: "Don't, I won't say anything."
He pulled Sun Yijun back, then handed the knife in his hand to Zhao Lei, and said with bright eyes: "Let the dormitory chief do the disembowelling."
The head of the dormitory took the knife, glanced at them coldly, then raised his hand and dropped the knife.
The watermelon split from the middle, and the red liquid dripped down the tip of the knife.
Zhao Lei looked at them with a blank expression on his face.
Zhou Ya inexplicably felt a chill on his neck, and then found that both Luo Guang and Sun Yi took a step back silently.
Zhao Lei: "If you violate the sleeping rules, you should be like this."
Zhou Ya/Sun Yijun/Zhao Lei: "..."
He silently swallowed his saliva.
Sun Yijun swallowed his saliva, Qiqi Ai said: "Look, it looks pretty sweet..."
Zhou Ya: "?"
In the face of adversity, you only care about eating?
true hero.
Can't compare.
It was said that there would be a ward round at nine o'clock, but until eleven o'clock, Zhou Ya fell asleep in a daze, and she didn't see half of the people in the ward round.
After a long time, it turned out to be a bluff.
During self-study the next morning, the teacher came to hand out the test papers and announced the test results.
Unsurprisingly, Zhao Lei was number one in the science class.
But what was surprising was that Zhou Ya actually got a No.8 in the exam, and she also ranked 34th in the science class.
On the contrary, Luo Guang and Sun Yijun, one passed the exam in the thirties of the class, and the other ranked last.
After self-study in the morning, Sun Yijun and Luo Guang gathered around Zhou Ya's desk, complaining, "Two top students. There are traitors in our dormitory."
Zhou Ya: "?"
It was an accident.
But this accident is very happy! ! !
He happily sent the photos of the rankings to Gu Jianghe, and asked him, "Am I amazing?"
Gu Jianghe woke up at this point, and replied in seconds: "Brother Ya, awesome!"
Ya Ge smugly said, "It's really awesome."
Then the topic changed: "Isn't such an awesome Yage worth a gift?"
He hinted: "For example, a bowl of fragrant braised pork?"
Gu Jianghe laughed.
Really a kid.
So I replied to him: "Wait, when you come back, I will give you a big surprise!"
Zhou Ya's eyes lit up.
Surprise!
Still a "big" surprise!
It's over, I want to go home now, and I don't want to study.