Goddess conspiring against me

Chapter 59 Wedding Invitation

Si Jingnian and I are in no rush about getting married.The two of us are very satisfied with our current living conditions, and we have confirmed each other's status and relationship status in our hearts, so marriage certificates and weddings are not so important to us.

But that doesn't mean no one is in a hurry. It's amazing that the person who is the most anxious is my mother.Since my mother accepted our relationship and heard that Si Jingnian's family was going to give such a generous bride price, out of a stubborn comparison mentality, her attitude changed 180 degrees, and she began to raise my dowry. .

In addition, she would call me from time to time, urging the two of us to get a certificate for the wedding.What do you say every time, my mother has checked on the Internet, there are several countries that can notarize same-sex marriage, and asked which country we like.

I haven't said that I'm too busy with work, I'll talk about that later.My mother didn't wait for my answer at all, she babbled like a machine gun.Ah, I'm going to ask your aunt to come to Jingnian's horoscope, and let the fortune teller calculate an auspicious day for you to have a wedding.Your Auntie Fang seems to know a famous Taoist priest. It is said that this calculation is very clever. None of the young couples he calculated have divorced, and they are all married.

I said, Mom, why do you still believe this? After hearing this, my mother scolded me head and face.It is said that I am a poor kid who has no sense of reverence for gods; I don't practice the core values ​​of socialism, and I don't believe in the correct results that others get from their own practice.I can't even figure this out, and I'm still a college student.

I was scolded with question marks all over my head, saying that mom, you are happy.My mother expressed disdain for my perfunctory attitude.Taking Si Jingnian's and I's birthday horoscope, I went to the local Taoist temple in Liushi to ask for signatures, test characters, and choose a good day.

I didn't take this matter to heart, nor did I tell Si Jingnian.

It turned out that after two days, when I came back from get off work on Sunday, I found my mother and Aunt Luo Lan were there.And Si Jingnian was cooking in the kitchen.

I was frightened by the battle, and my mother immediately explained why she came when she saw me. "This morning, your aunt and I went to count the days for you two. Guess what, Daoist He said that March 3 is just right, and there are two more days that are too far away, so don't worry about it."

"March 3nd??!! Isn't that half a month?? It's too soon." I was scared to death by my mother's words. I took off my down jacket and didn't hang it on the hanger. The hanger fell to the ground.

"I don't care. I think the time is pretty good." My mother put her hands on her chest and started to lose her childish temper, and Aunt Luo Lan beside her was also full of helplessness.

I sighed helplessly, ready to start coaxing my own mother. "Beauty Limin, I don't think the days are bad, but it's too fast. It takes time to arrange the venue and arrange invitations. March 3 will definitely be too late."

"When are the other two days?"

“一个在9月10号，一个在12月5号。”罗岚阿姨替我妈开口说道。“12月5号已经冬天了会太冷，所以我们觉得9月份比较合适。”

Well, it seems that the two are still a partner, and they have decided to perform again.Probably because I was afraid that I would choose December 12th, or simply push it to next year.

So that's it, the wedding between Si Jingnian and I was set on September 9th, Teacher's Day.

The preparations for the wedding were really messed up. The wedding venue was chosen on a small island next to City X, not too far from my home, and it also had a certain degree of privacy.It not only satisfies my desire to get married by the sea, but also satisfies the fact that our family can basically participate.

Speaking of coming out to grandparents and other family members and inviting them to the wedding.Thinking back again, my scalp is numb. I directly announced my wedding on September 9 in the family group. Everyone congratulated me first, and then conducted a survey like household registration. What is the name, how tall is it, where is it? People, what they do, what their income is, what they are like, whether they treat me well, etc.

First, I avoided the name question and answered Si Jingnian's various information.Everyone praised me for being blessed.Until I released the bombshell, my marriage partner is Si Jingnian.

The younger siblings and grandparents who are familiar with me immediately realized who I was talking about.

The group exploded, and all kinds of doubts, unbelievable, disgusting words and voices swept in like sea water. I quit the family group after I posted a sentence.

Happy new year with peace of mind: everyone is welcome to my wedding, I will be very happy.

After exiting the group chat and turning off the phone notification tone, the world became quiet. I nestled into Si Jingnian's arms, closed my eyes and took a deep breath.I want to escape everything on my phone, and I dare not imagine the expressions of these relatives when they see my news.

Si Jingnian's warm lips fell on the top of my hair and forehead, the comfort was self-evident.

When I turned on the phone again, I found that there were private messages from my grandfather, uncle, aunt, and younger siblings in WeChat.

Grandpa’s WeChat has three voice messages of 7 or 8 seconds, and the first one is silent all the way, probably because he is not very good at using WeChat.The only sound in the second is his sigh.That sound worried me.The third is that he asked me to think carefully.

I said, grandpa, I have thought it through very clearly, and I hope grandpa can understand me.

Grandpa replied with a sigh.

Uncle sent text, the content looks like it was copied from Baidu, the main topic is that homosexuality like me is against morality, against health, against national stability, and does not conform to the call of the party and the country Category.

I replied that I am a waste and my family has no throne to inherit, so I should not be able to affect the whole country.

The uncle replied in seconds, with deep disgust and contempt in his tone, and said, "Xiao Yu, you are a pervert, and you will be dragged to death in Arabia."

I snapped back, "I'm not in Arabia."

The uncle said again that I can't accept it, people like you are too disgusting.

Saying that it is impossible to have complete peace of mind, my heart still tightened suddenly.

I reply to. "Then uncle, I won't disgust you anymore, I'll go away, you don't have to come to the wedding."

I calmed down and clicked on my aunt's WeChat.My aunt said let me do my best. This positive answer made me calm down a lot.

My younger siblings also blessed me one after another. My younger brother even took a screenshot of the chat history after I quit the group chat. My mother actually posted a message in the group. Those who can’t accept it will not have to contact my family in the future. You are not welcome in my family.

My mother is so fresh! !My tears also flowed out.

I called my mom and confessed that I love you.My mother even hung up on me shyly humming and chirping.

Regarding Si Jingnian's invitation to her family, her family did not suffer from my torture. Her family knew by default that she had always had a girl she liked.

Hee hee hee, I fed myself dog food.

So at 9:10 on September 18, the wedding ceremony was officially held on XX Island.