sinovels Chapter 114 [1 more]
Chapter 114 [1 more]
Asked for it?
who is it?
Besides the two of them, is there a third person on the scene?
Just when everyone was confused, Miao Miao's furious voice suddenly came from the live broadcast room: "Ji Hang!!!"
What followed was an extremely loud "crack" and Ji Hang's frantic "Aww".
- "Tsk tsk, I don't know where Miao Miao slapped me."
- "Help, please turn on the camera..."
- "Here's what happened"
- "Why did you suddenly have such a big reaction when you interrupted?"
- "Unfortunate group, seek the truth"
- "So who the hell interrupted?"
This Ji Hang was still in pain, rubbing his thighs back and forth desperately, hissing hissingly, he had lingering fears about their kid's quick and decisive attack, and whispered, "Any more deviations will cause trouble, my dear!" precious……"
Ruan Yi glanced at his lower body coldly, and said coldly, "Can you look a bit like wearing a cheongsam?"
Seeing that someone's stuff was still bulging there, Ruan Yixin said that his slap hadn't calmed down his anger, and he was so angry that he wanted to slap him again, and it was still broadcasting live. .
- "What does it look like without a cheongsam?"
- "What did the big pig's hooves say just now, what happened at once?"
-"That must be some male characteristics that shouldn't be highlighted, right!!!"
- "Suspected vehicle with certificate (dog head.jpg)"
- "I didn't hear 555 either"
- "Since getting this pair of CPs, my brain power has never been better"
- "Sister upstairs, be careful what you say, I'm going to call the police"
But just after guessing this riddle, Ji Hang immediately threw the next riddle for them, and said to Ruan Yi: "Anyway, I have eaten the chicken for today's live broadcast, so stop broadcasting it, and go with me to use everyone's wishes." ..."
- "Intentions? What do you want?"
Ruan Yi was exhausted, what "everyone's heart" said so euphemistically.
Although the two of them just got together, since they made it public, everyone has made an appointment, and the gifts are all based on condoms and lubricants.
It was the two of them who ruined it last night, and there was only one useless left from Uncle Wei's gift, which was quietly placed in the "inventory cabinet" next to his bed with the "hearts" sent by Zhong Yi at noon.
Ruan Yi looked at Ji Hang angrily: "Haven't you heard that sentence, everyone knows things like mind, and you have to use it."
But Ji Hang didn't care, he had already shifted from the computer desk in three steps and two steps, and lay down on the bed, flipping through Ruan Yi's bedside table with bright eyes.
Looking at the orderly bottles, jars and packing boxes in that drawer, Ji Hang said plausibly: "But the heart is for use. If you talk about the heart, the heart is empty."
Ruan Yi choked up: "...What kind of straight man are you?"
The aboriginal households in their children's bedside cabinets have not yet been opened, and there are so many new foreign visitors.
Ji Hang silently calculated the time for himself to return to Jiang City in his heart, and deeply felt the short time and heavy tasks. At this moment, he naturally made choices carefully according to the different labels on each packaging box. The words should be absent-minded: "Isn't it a straight man, otherwise how can I find you in love, baby."
Ruan Yi: "?"
Everyone in the live broadcast room: "???"
What kind of weird logic is this?
- "Everyone, I have a hunch that the big pig's hooves are going to start talking nonsense again..."
as predicted.
Ji Hang finally picked out the "heart" from Zhong Yi's old driver, looked at the question mark in front of Ruan Yi, shrugged his shoulders as a matter of course, and said, "Haven't you all heard that sentence?"
- "Everyone on your marks, here comes the standard format for sassy talk"
"Which sentence again..." Ruan Yi raised his eyebrows hesitantly, not knowing where this person came from with so many nonsense words.
Ji Hang shook the square box in his hand and grinned, grinning white teeth, and said: "We straight men are particularly disgusted with gays, you know, so we straight men generally require our significant other to be the same as us, yes Straight."
Public barrage: "?"
Ruan Yi: "..."
Ruan Yi: "..."
- "The case has been solved, and I finally found Pinru's royal costume designer"
- "Straight man slowly put a question mark in his heart"
-"Big trotter: I am not a carrier, we are just producers of goods such as clothes"
-"Straight man: How dare you beat me! I have nothing to do in the rain!!!"
-"Straight man: No, I don't want to be represented by this slut"
It was probably really full at noon today, Ji Hang's mind is full of dirty things, and he has no time to care about the feelings of other people in the live broadcast room, so he opened his mouth to Ruan Yi and said, "Then my dear, let's have a simple meal tonight." One point, use your male god's will first, if there is still room in stock, let's take last night...uh..."
Before Ji Hang finished speaking, Ruan Yi covered his mouth with a blushing face, and the "heart" sent by Zhong Yi was in four packs, how simple is it!
Ruan Yi was so annoyed that the top of his head was about to smoke: "Please be steady! Heavy! One! One o'clock! Teacher Zhong is also watching the live broadcast..."
Afraid of being heard by the people on the other end of the microphone, Ruan Yi said the last few words like a mosquito humming.
Ignoring the bloody doubts in the barrage about their children having a male god, Ji Hang held Ruan Yi's white and tender hand that covered his mouth, and said, "Kiss harder? No problem, but you have to let me kiss first, so it can be more serious."
Ruan Yi was still in a daze for the first moment and didn't react, until the man suddenly moved to his lips and began to peck one after another, and then asked while pecking.
"Is it heavy enough?"
"So? Huh?"
"Or should it be heavier?"
Ruan Yi: "..."
Regarding the question of how "stable" their big trotters are, the barrage has expressed that they have a deep understanding and have a considerable say.
- "The sound of the water is not loud enough, I have the final say, please be more cautious (狗头.jpg)"
- "I want to crawl over the network cable and help them turn on the camera"
- "Big pig's trotters: Kiss a little heavier? Understand (OK.jpg)"
-"I can! I can! Please continue!!!"
- "Silently adjust the voice to full bar"
- "Welcome to the big radio drama scene"
- "New here, may I ask if our live broadcast room is a chicken eater (sluggish.jpg)"
- "Anyway, I don't plan to live today, I'll forget you guys!"
- "Finally exposed, the real name of the big pig's trotters is actually 'Jihang'"
- "This sound is exciting, please let me perform a death in place for everyone!"
-"I have automatically filled in my brain the little yellow mosquito with [-] words (funny.jpg)"
- "I reasonably suspect that the big pig's trotters have a py with the lemon executives"
- "Me too, it is really a miracle that this live broadcast room can survive until now (Fist.jpg)"
-"Shout out our slogan: Porn anchor, report it!"
Every time Ji Hang kisses Ruan Yi on the mouth, he holds his wrist and presses down a little.
In the end, it was so heavy that Ruan Yi almost fell off the chair, and Ruan Yi had no time to worry about the live broadcast room anymore, and broke out completely: "Ji Hang, don't you have any bones!"
But Ji Hang put his arms around his waist and pulled him into his arms, with his chin resting on his shoulder in a mean way: "It has nothing to do with the growth of bones, as long as my brother grows well, One ahh, I'll fall..."
- "!!!!!!"
Ruan Yi's blood pressure couldn't be suppressed at that time, and the blood all over his body wanted to rush directly to his brain, especially because there was something poked under his buttocks, Ruan Yi became angry and roared again: "Ji Hang!"
But to this, Big Pig's Trotter replied: "It may have its own ideas, and now I can't control it even if it's only thinking about it."
Ruan Yi's ears were completely red: "Why don't you care... um!"
Then what fell into the ears of everyone in the live broadcast room were only a few vague whispers.
They can only hear the general outline intermittently from their Miao Miao's words, such as "shameless", "pricked", and "live broadcast". Although they don't know what they said specifically, it means that they are still live broadcasting, don't The meaning of messing around is obvious.
The bullet screen was facing the two people's words, and the discussion was in full swing. When they heard their big pig's hoof "DORO", the live broadcast room completely fell silent-downstream.
- "?"
- "What's more? Meaty? Who is the meaty?"
- "I remember, I remember! DORO is the AI duck of the big pig's trotters!"
- "So who the hell is going to chime in?"
- "Sisters, I feel like I've figured out..."
- "Me too, stuck in something (狗头.jpg)"
- "Big pig's trotters: I'm a little busy now, so you can turn off the live broadcast for a while"
- "Please stop playing charades!!! Speak up please!!!"
- "It's hard work for our little angel Miaomiao, you brat!"
- "Then, then... See you on Weibo? (I'm afraid the live broadcast room will be blocked"
- "I got it too, I'll go find that emoji"
-"Learned, learned, it turns out that AI is used at this time"
- "Don't tweet, I'm going to do my summer homework after eating this last melon!"
- "Hey I'm coming! Give you a little hint→"
- "Miao Miao: Brother, calm down, your brother stabbed me"
Five minutes later, the stepmother fan who had made an appointment to meet with the Weibo emoji was already in place at the Chaohua collection at the speed of light. In just one minute, a certain Weibo with nothing but an emoji was stunned out of four digit forwarding.
It was a Q version of "Mushroom Head" wearing a Christmas Little Red Riding Hood, and the words below it were - "May I interrupt?"
Vivid image, clear at a glance.
But when all the fans realized it, the truth was not like this.
A few minutes ago, Ruan Yi tried to use the live broadcast to wake up a certain coward whose brain was completely occupied by sperm, but this person actually asked DORO to turn off their live broadcast.
The fans who didn't hear the follow-up in the live broadcast room only thought that the two went to the bed to fight with goblins, but in fact, Ruan Yi became angry the first moment he was pressed on his bed.
With some force on his waist, he turned over and exchanged places with Ji Hang, picked up the pillow at hand and began to smash the man's face, furious: "When did you get DORO into my computer?!"
Implanting AI into his computer without his consent? ? ?
The severity of this matter directly stepped on Ruan Yi's bottom line.
So Ji Hang's little brother who Xiao wanted to interrupt was still standing, and his face was covered with Ruan Yi's pillow, so bored that Ji Hang choked up for a long time before he could say a complete sentence, begging for mercy: "No! DORO didn't go In your computer, it’s just remote operation...remote operation..."
Ruan Yi was stunned when he heard the words, and Ji Hang just thought he was going to escape, so he covered his face tightly with the pillow again, his ears were full of cute and unusual voices from their children who were angry: "Don't mess with my computer. It can be operated remotely! This is obviously more scary!!!”
This is equivalent to his computer being like Ji Hang's own backyard, without any privacy at all!
There is really no way to defend Ji Hang about this. He can only follow the principle of saving his life first, pushing away the pillow covering his face and getting up, looking at the person sitting on top of him with his knees apart. Cautiously: "Then...DORO is more capable, what can I do...and now is obviously not the time to talk about this, baby..."
As he said that, Ji Hang lowered his eyes very clearly, causing Ruan Yi to lower his head subconsciously.
The air was quiet for a few seconds, and the picture was fixed on the picture of the two of them bowing their heads together and staring at Ji Hang's little brother through their pants.
Then Ruan Yi grabbed the pillow at hand, pointed at a little brother who was thinking about interjecting, and twitched violently, his whole face turned red, and he was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say: "Interrupt! Interrupt! You still want to interrupt!"
Ji Hang just watched Ruan Yi sitting on his body clutching the pillow, every time he lightly whipped his little brother, he cursed in embarrassment.
Ji Hang blinked innocently, thinking what kind of god's cute operation is this?
Darling, if you smoke it like this, it must be... the more you smoke, the more energetic you become?
After Ji Hang consumed all the food he ate at noon, relying on the thoughts sent by their teacher Zhong as a carrier, and turned it into actions, he was kicked out of bed by their children.
During this period, the two experienced many major battles, such as interjection battles and hat-off battles, all of which ended in defeat when Ji Hang surrendered his guns and abandoned his weapons.
At this moment, a certain pig who had volunteered to contribute all the public food and was afraid that there would be some leftover was lying peacefully on the ground, with half of his legs resting on the edge of the bed, his limbs stretched wide, looking at the ceiling and beating his stomach while gathering his strength. The carp on the ground straightened up and stood up.
It's just that he opened his legs and was about to pounce on the bed and beg for forgiveness, but he saw that the person on the bed had already closed his eyes, and the cold night light was all spread on his long eyelashes, a beauty under the moon.
In just a few blinks, I don't know if Ruan Yi really fell asleep, but long before his brain gave the command, Ji Hang subconsciously withdrew his long legs and changed to lying on one knee.
He cautiously bent down and half-kneeled to rub against Ruan Yi, his voice was very soft: "Baby?"
no respond.
Ji Hang immediately blamed himself for falling asleep just like that...
Ji Hang fixedly looked at his child who had fallen asleep, and saw that most of his face was sunken deep in the pillow, his facial contours were warm, and his sleeping face was pleasant and well-behaved.
Under the moonlight, a tall man with a big pig's hooves clumsily adjusted his posture and movements, and squeezed into the middle between the young man and the edge of the bed. He moved in and out with his arms around him, as if he was afraid that he would sleep until midnight Get out of bed.
Just behind the two of them, the trash can containing four little white hats and packing boxes was shrouded in shadow, hiding merit and fame.
I don't know if it was due to excessive physical exertion for two consecutive days, but as soon as Ji Hang smelled the indistinct body fragrance on Ruan Yi's neck, he was quickly dragged into a deep sleep and fell asleep very quickly.
In the dream, Ji Hang returned to Jiangshi, to the azure seaside where the water and the sky meet, that beautiful little city.
The long and winding coastal line, the sand and gravel under his feet are gentle and soft, and the cool sea breeze is blowing on his body leisurely. , naturally the person he puts on the tip of his heart.
Ji Hang has long wanted to take Ruan Yi back to Jiang City with him, to share with him the scenery he likes, to tell him the beautiful legends that were conceived in this sea, and to tell him that he "left his hometown" and returned to China for the first time. Everything about the city.
But when he was leading the people forward and explaining slowly with one foot deep and one foot shallow, he suddenly felt that his palms tightened suddenly, and he couldn't take the next step forward no matter what.
Ji Hang turned his head in doubt, and looked at the person standing behind him who stopped him, and was surprised to find that the expression on Ruan Yi's face was not the same as what he thought in his heart, there was no joy, let alone a smile .
Especially when he saw those normally clear water eyes stained red, as if they were about to shed tears in the next second, Ji Hang's heart almost broke.
He tightly held the red-eyed person in front of him, for fear that Ruan Yi would leave him if he let go.
Ji Hang eagerly wanted to open his mouth to ask, but in the sea breeze, he didn't hear his own voice, replaced by his arms stretched out to Ruan Yi, and the strength to embrace Ruan Yi without hesitation.
He felt that his broad shoulders were soon wet, and heard Ruan Yi say "thank you" to him with a barely audible voice next to his ear, as if grabbing the last straw.
In an instant, the sky was dim and the earth was dark.
Ji Hang woke up suddenly from his dream almost at the moment when the "thank you" fell, and the first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to touch his arms, but all he was left with was a mass of air, and a bed without the slightest sense of reality. The air conditioner was - people were missing.
Ji Hang foolishly touched the quilt that had cooled down at some point around him, and it took him a long time to recover from his daze. The one on his waist forcefully sat up from the bed, turned over and got out of bed, and the soles of his feet touched the floor. At that moment, Ji Hang's knees softened and he almost fell to the ground, and he staggered for several steps before he stabilized his figure.
The appearance of Ruan Yi in the dream just now really scared him, he had never seen such Ruan Yi before.
It wasn't until he wandered all the way from the bedroom to the living room and saw the night light in the kitchen that he was completely at ease.
Standing in the kitchen, Ruan Yi looked at the tumbling pot of noodles in front of him and was about to start cooking, when he felt a sudden gust of cool wind blowing from behind, followed by a fiery and scalding body against his back.
Ji Hang's long arms were tightly bound around Ruan Yi's waist, and his scorching breath was sprayed on the back of the slender neck of the man in his arms.
Feeling the strength of the arms locked around his waist, Ruan Yi frowned inexplicably, turned off the fire and helped Ji Hang's hand clasped on his abdomen and asked, "Why did you get up all of a sudden?"
God knows that he was woken up by hunger from sleep, and when he opened his eyes, he found how soundly he was sleeping on his back. He didn't know that he had dreamed of some incredible baby pimple, and the corners of his mouth turned up extremely high.
As a result, when he turned his head, it was as if he had been bullied, and his whole body smelled like he wanted to be hugged and held high.
In fact, Ji Hang knew it when he smelled the fragrance in the living room, but he still had some lingering fears at the moment. He hugged Ruan Yi and felt that he was worried about his own gains and losses, so he said in a low voice, "I lost my back pad in the middle of my sleep, so I must come out to look for it." ah."
Ruan Yi immediately laughed angrily: "I dare you to sleep on me every day, it's not that you don't know anything in your heart."
As Ruan Yi spoke, he wanted to turn his head to look at the person behind him, but just as he turned his head a little towards Ji Hang's direction, his cheek touched his smooth forehead.
Ruan Yi paused, quickly patted the arms around his waist and turned around, looked at him hesitantly and asked, "Ji Hang, do you have a fever?"
Facing Ruan Yi's concerned gaze, Ji Hang lowered his head and silently pressed his hot forehead to Ruan Yi's side neck, smelling the familiar fragrance of shower gel, knowing that the first thing Ruan Yi did when he got up was to go Take a shower.
Ji Hang's voice was low and his face was not flushed: "I don't have a fever..."
But Ruan Yi was still not at ease, and stretched out his hand back and forth to compare the forehead of this person with his own forehead several times before giving up, and said to himself: "Is it because I just woke up and my body temperature is high... "
Ji Hang tilted his head and rubbed his tall nose bridge against his Adam's apple: "It's true that you don't have a fever, you are, why did you wake up suddenly in the middle of sleeping..."
After probably confirming that Ji Hang was fine, Ruan Yi turned around again and resumed the late-night cafeteria that was interrupted earlier, explaining to the small bag on his back: "I woke up from hunger, so I remembered to make some noodles to eat."
But who knew that even at this time, Ji Hang's mouth full of flirtatious words didn't know that he was giving himself a vacation, and after listening to his words, he began to run endlessly on the train again.
A certain big pig's hooves curled his lips very seriously to the person in his arms and said: "What are you doing with instant noodles, they are not nutritious, soak me."
Ruan Yisheng's instant noodles froze: "...I warn you, if you still want to sleep in my bed tonight, please think it over before you speak, and think it through before you speak."
Xiao Gongju was wronged and wronged: "Okay."
Fortunately, Ruan Yi accidentally overestimated his food intake tonight. He shook his hands before putting in the pot and put in too much noodles, including cheese, chicken, eggs, and other side dishes. Not too difficult.
In the living room with no lights on, the cold moonlight flooded the floor. The square dining table was lit by a candlestick. Silver chopsticks, silver spoons, and two goblets filled with dark red liquid.
Ruan Yi sat back on the chair with his arms folded, looking at Youyou Youzai holding his face across the table expressionlessly, looking like someone who still wanted to pull out a few songs from his phone to listen to.
He couldn't figure out why he got up to eat noodles in the middle of the night, and he just had the sight of a candlelight dinner.
But a certain "culprit" was always ignorant, and even raised a cup at him with a bold gesture: "Come on! Let's have a drink first!"
Ruan Yi: "..."
He endured and endured, and finally resisted the urge to make Ji Hang's face smeared.
If you want to change the usual, let alone let him drink this kind of thing at this time, he will not touch it even in broad daylight.
After drinking a glass, Ruan Yi put down the glass and looked at the person opposite. Ji Hang had already laid down on the table with an empty glass.
Ruan Yi: "..."
Ruan Yi: "...What's the matter with you?"
So Ji Hang started to smirk with his head tilted, and said the sentence he didn't know where he learned it again: "As long as my brother looks good, I will pour a sip of beer!"
Ruan Yi: "...##"
Ruan Yi choked speechlessly: "... The question is, did you drink beer?"
Ji Hang plausibly said: "No, but isn't this an analogy!"
Ruan Yi: "...###"
Ruan Yi finally couldn't bear it any longer, and as soon as he stretched out his finger, he pointed straight at the Coke bottle that was placed at an arm's length away from the two of them: "Then you should at least compare it with the same type of drink!"
Sure enough, he was deceived by the big pig's hoof, so he sat here in the middle of the night drinking some carbonated drinks with him.
But Ji Hang, who regained his vitality in an instant, thoughtlessly gave him a sloppy eye, and took the initiative to take the Coke bottle to help them fill it up, saying without shame: "Expression comes first, drinking comes second."
Ruan Yi has been so worn out that he has lost his temper completely. He no longer sees any drowsiness, so he simply leans on the back of the chair and turns off the microphone. Until later, Ji Hang thinks that he is tired of listening to the songs in his list, so he asks him for his mobile phone, Ruan Yi Yidu still maintains the state that silence is golden.
Ruan Yi firmly believes that as long as he doesn't talk to him, Ji Hang won't be able to flirt alone.
But the development of things is always unexpected.
Originally, Ji Hang was just purely curious about Ruan Yi's playlist. He usually listened to his footsteps during the live broadcast. It seemed that he had never seen what song Ruan Yi listened to. For a while, he guessed wildly behind his back that the children in his family might be the kind of high-quality people who play operas with all the members on the playlist.
But when he witnessed with his own eyes the playlists that Ruan Yi and his imagination did not match at all, he was in a daze for only a second and soon he was relieved.
Ji Hang swipe up and down his playlist of old songs in various languages, with a smile on his face, which is really unexpected and appropriate, and fits well with the temperament of their children.
But Ji Hang was about to click into the English section, when he was attracted by the title of the song list at the bottom of the list—"Shh——".
"Hush?" Ji Hang paused with his fingertips, and immediately saw the number of songs displayed under the name of the playlist, "Is there only one song?"
At this moment, even Ruan Yi was stunned across the dining table and forgot to say anything. If Ji Hang hadn't found it himself, he would have almost forgotten that there was such a playlist hidden in his list that he used to patronize frequently.
And the only "song" in this playlist is actually not a song at all, because it is only 24 seconds [-].
Ji Hang, who was concentrating on the playlist, was completely ignorant of his complicated mental activities. His eyes were full of curiosity when he saw the song named "Let You Listen" lying quietly in the playlist.
Ruan Yi straightened up and wanted to stop it, but just as the words came to his lips, Ji Hang's fingertips fell, and the environmental noise mixed with the sound of firecrackers poured out at the beginning of the audio, which was so familiar that it couldn't be more familiar.
Hearing the seriously damaged sound quality, Ji Hang was a little surprised. After all, it only took one ear to know that this was definitely not recorded specially for "program effect".
Going all the way through the interface, he found that the song had neither lyrics nor comments, and it was only then that Ji Hang noticed that the song was only a short twenty seconds—the progress bar read very quickly.
Seeing this, Ji Hang raised his head subconsciously, and met Ruan Yi's flickering eyes under the candlelight, and heard the hoarse voice of a big boy who was obviously still in the stage of changing his voice.
"You have to be a calm adult. Don't be emotional, don't miss secretly, don't look back. Live another life of your own. Be obedient, not all fish will live in the same sea. Every day Go to bed early at night, don't stay up late, don't think too much."
Until the entire audio was played, as the last noise dissipated in the night, the two of them still looked at each other and no one spoke. Time seemed to be frozen at this moment, and the dining table returned to calm.
Unable to explain why, Ruan Yi only felt that his throat and eyes were very dry, and he swallowed a few times with difficulty. This recording was placed alone in this special group by him. It has been four years since it was recorded. Tonight’s unexpected It was like uncovering the fig leaf that he had been hiding in his heart all this time, so naked that it made his liver tremble.
But Ji Hang's eyes widened from the first second when the human voice appeared in this audio, and his eyes were full of disbelief when he looked at the person opposite, the surging emotion in his heart was far beyond the scope of words. The little drowsiness left was completely dispelled.
Deathly silence.
Ruan Yi was finally defeated by another round of staring at each other. He looked down at the untouched instant noodles on the table and pursed his lips. The first time he opened his mouth, he couldn't even make a sound: "You...cough if you If you want to ask anything, just ask."
It's really because Ji Hang's expression at the moment is too explicit, obviously he has a lot of thoughts about this special audio.
But beyond Ruan Yi's expectation, what he kept hanging his head was not a question, but an answer.
Ji Hang touched his nose with a complicated expression: "Actually, it's mainly because I didn't expect... so my previous Chinese reading skills were so bad..."