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Chapter 108

"No, no, I said don't, don't forget to open the door..." Ji Hang choked up a little, and the cold sweat was coming down his forehead.

This is much scarier than being caught for confession...

Ruan Yi also called out to people to hear his voice before he suddenly realized how unbearable his voice is now.

Facing the questioning eyes of Zhou Shangqing and Ruan Chengjian, Ruan Yi tried his best to cover up his clothes naturally, took a step back... two steps back... three steps back and then turned around.

As soon as he received Ruan Yi's frantic blinking eye signal, Ji Hang understood, and took a few steps forward to replace Ruan Yi standing in front, helping him laugh, the smile on his face was stiff and ugly: "Uncle, aunt, don't I'm standing at the door, let's sit in the living room, Xiao Yi... Xiao Yi goes in and changes first hahaha... I, I have to go in and change my clothes too..."

The two went crazy so late last night, Ji Hang said that he was going to take a bath with someone in his arms, but in fact it was just a bathroom with someone in his arms.

The reason is very simple, so five times in the past, he is no longer the strong and strong man he used to be.

After the two stumbled in the bathroom and came out of the wash, they even slept directly in Ruan Mu's second bedroom because they were too lazy to change the sheets. It was not until this morning that Ruan Yi forced himself to find new sheets from the closet and directed Ji Mu Hang changed it, and the messy bed sheets and bedding were still lying quietly on the floor of his bedroom because no one cleaned them up.

At this moment, I thought it was a courier and a takeaway, but the two people who opened the door unsuspectingly opened the first prize. One was only wearing a nightgown, and even a belt was left in the room, and the other just wore a strip of gloves. The underpants and even the top were put on specially for taking pictures, and there is nothing wrong with being caught in bed.

But Ruan Yi just turned around and took a step towards his bedroom under the cover of Ji Hang, but was frozen by the extremely cold voice of his parents, he was nailed to the spot and dared not move: "Ruan Yi, turn around."

Ruan Yi closed his eyes uncomfortably at that moment, in despair.

This... can't be turned...

His knee was fine last night, but this morning's "farewell" with Ji Hang, he also turned green. This really can't be...

Without waiting for Ruan Yi's inner monologue to end, Zhou Shangqing called out his name again: "Ruan Yi!"

Hearing this, Ji Hang's whole body went numb from the scalp to the soles of his feet. Holding his breath, he stood in front of Ruan Yi and tried his best to meet Ruan Chengjian's gaze. He didn't dare to say a word, he just wanted to kneel down for his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Apart from apologizing with death, he really couldn't think of any other solution...

Just when Ji Hang's brain was running crazily, thinking about how to resolve the stalemate in front of him, he suddenly felt his waist tighten and a hot body pressed against his back—Ruan Yi listened to his parents' call, As soon as he turned around, he hugged Ji Hang's waist from behind, his beautiful face was tightly pressed against the broad shoulders of the person in front of him, only a hairy head with messy hair was exposed from the side of his neck.

Ji Hang was completely shut down by his sudden attack, and there was only one thought left in his mind: Is Ruan Yi crazy...

Apparently Zhou Shangqing and Ruan Chengjian were also shocked by their precious son's abnormal behavior, and Ji Hang stared wide-eyed in astonishment.

Everyone was waiting for Ruan Yi's next move, but he hugged Ji Hang and only hummed, "I've turned around."

Zhou Shangqing: "..."

Ruan Chengjian: "..."

Ji Hang: "..."

Compared to Ruan Chengjian's inner turmoil of wanting to whip Ji Hang's corpse [-] times, Zhou Shangqing was a little calmer. She tried her best to sort out her emotions and asked, "Ruan Yi, what's the matter with your voice?"

"I've got a cold." Ruan Yi answered quickly, and even coughed twice against Ji Hang's back.

Zhou Shangqing paused, crossed his arms and found a reason for his knees: "So you two just knelt on the ground to clear the keyboard, so your knees are blue?"

Although the children now use Ji Hang as a human shield to block them tightly, they still saw it very clearly when they first opened the door.

Hearing such obvious irony and accountability, Ji Hang's heart was completely chilled. Even if he cleared his keyboard, he knew that his uncle and aunt must have seen the hot searches on Weibo...

But just when Ji Hang thought that Ruan Yi was looking for other reasons, Ruan Yi agreed: "Yes."

At this point, without waiting for Zhou Shangqing to continue questioning, Ruan Yi himself "confessed" the marks on his neck: "Don't ask, it's because you were bitten by a mosquito."

Three people: "..."

Three people: "..."

Originally thought that Ruan Yi turned around so bravely and hugged Ji Hang because he was going to die like a pig, not afraid of boiling water, and confessed leniently, but he didn't know that it was a denial, or such a blatant denial, it was obvious that I did it, but I just don't admit it, what can you do to me? I hope they will get out of trouble and don't make things difficult for Ji Hang.

But in fact, Ji Hang just wants to ask where Ruan Yi suddenly went to eat the bear heart and leopard gall, and if he can introduce it to him so that he can make up for it too.

If it wasn't for Ruan Yi hugging him from behind to make him feel a little real, Ji Hang really doesn't know how long he can stand now, maybe he would kneel on the ground after chatting with a few people.

This is what the takeaway boy saw when he came up in the elevator.

Two people who looked like parents stood at the door, and inside were two young brothers... hugging each other? ? ?

The takeaway boy trembled. It was too exciting for him to run into a melon field of the century.

"You, hello... This is the takeaway you ordered here..." The voice of the takeaway boy trembled a little because of his excitement. After all, what he delivered was clearly written on the order Chu, "Excuse me... who is signing for it?"

Hearing this, Zhou Shangqing and Ruan Chengjian's complexions suddenly became worse. Ruan Chengjian raised his hand and took the takeaway meal bag from the takeaway brother. With a serious face, he said the first sentence in front of the two children today: "How many times have I said, don't order takeout from outside casually, it's unhygienic and unclean. Didn't you never eat these things?"

Ji Hang's heart skipped a beat again. He ordered this takeaway because he wanted Ruan Yi to rest more and not to go into the kitchen today. It had nothing to do with Ruan Yi's half a dime. His father's last words obviously felt that Ruan Yi was I broke it myself...

But before Ruan Yi opened his mouth to refute, the takeaway boy couldn't eat melons at first.

He is the queen rider of this restaurant, and he is not assigned by any platform. He said seriously: "Our family is also a star hotel. You can't compare us with those small vendors. There must be no problem in terms of safety and quality. The consumption is very high, if you don’t believe me, take a look at the order.”

Ji Hang and Ruan Yi: "!!!"

I can't see it, I can't see the order...

"68 chives and eggs, 68 okra, 98 yam soup, and a 98 extra portion of stir-fried kidney, your family is not cheap." The last "extra portion" was bitten by Ruan Chengjian. , sneeringly pointing.

Every time Ruan Chengjian reported the name of a dish, the two of them felt that the sky on top of them was collapsing a little bit, and they were extremely guilty. Fortunately, Ruan Yi was like an ostrich cat behind Ji Hang, and no one could see the bottom of his face. Is it red?

Ruan Yi took the hand around Ji Hang's waist and squeezed him hard, let's see what you order!Also add a portion of stir-fried kidney! ! !

But the takeaway boy was ignorant, and he was very satisfied after hearing the customer's praise. He was about to nod in agreement when he was taken aback by the oppressive expression of the man in front of him.

Ruan Chengjian chased away the guest with a fake smile: "Your task has been completed, is there no one else to send to?"

The takeaway boy was about to say the words "really no more", but fortunately he reacted in time, nodded a few times, and began to reluctantly walk to the elevator, looking at the numbers on the display screen, hating iron for nothing, Why did it come up so quickly, let him see more.

Almost as soon as his front foot arrived, the elevator door opened with his back foot.

The two riders looked at each other and were stunned for a second. The takeaway boy saw the packing bag in the elevator with a bang.

Brother Dongdong hadn't had time to recover from the stunned encounter with his peers, but he was frightened by the grand occasion at the door, and said to the two door gods at the door in surprise: "Dongdong is home... May I ask who ordered it?" thing……"

For a moment, Zhou Shangqing and Ruan Chengjian's eyes focused on Ji Hang, and Ji Hang almost raised his hands above his head, and hurriedly said: "We ordered it, we ordered it, just a throat lozenge , nothing else!"

As a result, the little brother Dongdong glanced at the things in the plastic bag in his hand, and was confused for two seconds: "No... Did I send it to the wrong address..."

As he spoke, he checked the address and order content again, and muttered to himself: "It's indeed right here, may I ask if Mr. Ji ordered it?"

Ji Hang swallowed with a sense of foreboding, his tongue almost tied up: "Yes, it's me..."

This thing should be ordered by Zhong Yi who called them just now, and it is estimated that his name was left.

"What did you send?" Zhou Shangqing asked, crossing his arms.

The little brother licked his lips: "Are you sure you want me to say it?"

Ruan Yi: "?"

Ji Hang: "???"

Why not?What can't you say? ? ?

All eyes were on Brother Dongdong, including the takeaway boy who was still lingering at the elevator entrance, reluctant to go in.

Ruan Chengjian's face was so dark that he couldn't see: "Say it."

In fact, looking at the takeaway order in his hand, he has roughly guessed...

Under the attention of everyone, the little brother blinked, looked at the things in his plastic bag and scratched his head: "There are lozenges, condoms...and lubricants..."

Although he didn't know what happened, and this matter shouldn't have anything to do with him, but the instinct of human beings to perceive danger made him subconsciously whisper in front of the two parents who looked like parents...

The voice fell, and the whole place was silent.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Ruan Yi and Ji Hang's hearts are full of "fuck" in capital letters, and the takeaway brother who is nostalgic for Guadatian has rounded his mouth into an "O" shape...

The little brother Dongdong was about to ask who would sign for it, when he saw the dignified and quiet woman in front of him suddenly burst out, turned around and shouted at the two huddled together in the room: "You two are eating takeout to strengthen your yang, and They are buying bedding, are they planning to tear down the house!!!"